The Bridge

@Unionhawk misread what?

@Unionhawk Eh, that's more about how rich people are less likely to get into Heaven than poor people. Not really a verse about compassion towards the poor.

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@Yuuki yes

That is the aspect I misread

5:04 PM

@Avery Whoo, the Arqade ship survived until the end!

@Yuuki with your weird red tail :p

I mean, did it really survive if the server is currently deaded?

Oh God Reddit is buckling under the load right now

@Avery I like the comment about not being ready

"Wait no restart it I wasn't ready"

@Avery TOLD YA

5:08 PM

well here's the peak of the sever I was an admin in

let's see how many people will leave in 24 hours

It's a reddit april fools event. None of those last forever.

Just like THE BUTTON

The button was dumb

Why is everyone going crazy over the McDonald's Szechuan sauce now?

@Yuuki what is that? Does it taste good?

I like good tasting things

mmmm taste

@BlueBarren its a meme

5:11 PM

@BlueBarren I have no clue, it's McDonald's.

@Avery well uh... memes have tasted good before

@Yuuki because rick and morty

@KevinvanderVelden Huh?

Rick and Morty - Szechuan Sauce (Season 3 clip)

Rick & Morty [Season 3] - Lost In The Sauce

5:12 PM

Yeah. Tweets were fired at Mcdonalds about the sauce. McDonalds did reply.

@KevinvanderVelden wat

I mean I guess that's the standard reaction to Rick and Morty, but wat.

My clip has more context

My clip links to your clip

OH MY GOD WAIT

RICK SAYS 97 YEARS, WHICH IS 3 YEARS LESS THAN THIS CLIP:

So long as Rick doesn't talk about gettin down on Friday

Rick and Morty Forever 100 Years | Rick and Morty | Adult Swim

5:17 PM

WHICH WAS ABOUT 3 ISH YEARS AGO

Yes

SOMEONE REPLACED LINK REFLECTING RAINBOW ROAD WITH A STUPID RED WINGS LOGO

AND THE RED WINGS HAVE A LOGO SOMEWHERE ELSE ALREADY

PLACE WHY

Because 50 accounts and a bot script

Actually it looks like their old logo may have been crushed but still what monsters.

man how do I scroll out?

I'm so zoomed in and I'm stuck

5:21 PM

Hit the magnifying glass icon?

Mistah Figgins

use your web browser's zoom

I hope there's r/place merch

@StrixVaria it disappeared when I accidentally zoomed in all the way

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unarguably the best creation

5:23 PM

Fully automated luxury gay space communism. You can automate that?

I'd be interested in the white paper for that.

Personally I like the legend of darth plagueis

BREAKING: W/ Coons, 41 Senate Ds have now announced their plans to vote NO on cloture for Gorsuch's SCOTUS nom, enough to filibuster his nom

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Ayy

I did enjoy watching He-Man appear in the rainbow.

RedRiderX

@MadMAxJr I'm dissapointed skeltor lost his joint though

"Automating Luxury Gay Space Communism for Dummies: A reference for the rest of us"

So that would be rainbow colored cosmonauts with some serious bling. Like chrome or gold trim.

5:36 PM

So I'm not sure I like what I got for lunch.

@Yuuki food

@KevinvanderVelden no, metal

@KevinvanderVelden No, "stuck in an elevator".

Oh

That's not tasty

Buuut, it's not work

I do have food on me though.

So there's that.

5:37 PM

If you leave the food on you it might cause your clothes to get dirty

or your skin sticky

@GnomeSlice something something Michael Scott

@Unionhawk What's wrong with that guy, again?

^ end result

@Avery I have no idea how you got this to survive for so long.

Did you set up your army of accounts as bots?

I've made the first ever bot which was the most powerful one available even at the time of the place ending

5:40 PM

doesn't that fall into the realm of "cheating"?

Yes

@BlueBarren no

the rules were very basic

and the button had been 100% botters by the last month or so and no one minded it

plus we have a piece in history as arqade

month?

I thought this was just over the weekend

I mean /r/thebutton

not /r/place

as long as reddit stays, so will the arqade logo, in /r/place

what's /r/thebutton and why are we talking about it?

5:42 PM

It's dumb

but also kinda a fun story

r/thebutton was a stupid thing with a button you could push. Pushing it reset a countdown timer.

You could only push the button once.

So chains of users were trying to keep the clock from winding down.

Someone made a script saying it would string out all the users clicks to extend the life of the button. But instead it screwed them all.

extremely dumb question

I have a page with shitty reporting on it

I tried something like

for(let x of $$("tbody tr td tbody tr td")){ x.innerHTML = x.innerHTML.replace(/(\d+)(\d{12})/, "$1<sub>$2</sub>"); }

and I see the substitution taking place in the terminal

but the page changes not

wat

caching

pls

huehue sorry i dont actually know anything about that

5:45 PM

I'm sure next year reddit will give everyone a button that bans a random user.

oic

I was missing the g modifier :|

muuuuuuuuuuuch better

right? right?

Zalgo numbers.

@Ash Reading your starred comment now out of context makes me wonder things like if WorldEngineer asked if you wanted to go get burgers.

@BlueBarren I mean, it's not like there were any rules...

6:02 PM

No end has been announced for place, right?

Oh it ended.

It was fun to watch though.

@Yuuki there are always rules even if they're the "socially acceptable" kind

@StrixVaria I hope sometimes uploads a timelapse

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Q: Repeating command block

So I've been experimenting with command blocks in MCPE, and I decided to have repeating command blocks to set the time to day. Since then, I don't want them anymore. Is there a command I can put in a command block to test if there are any command blocks within a certain radius, or does radius onl...

@BlueBarren "Socially acceptable" didn't stop /r/Sweden or those black pixel guys from being jerks. Not to mention rules on social acceptance is a bit weird on what is essentially an elaborate April Fool's Day joke.

@Yuuki Didn't Sweden let us have space for our logo?

@Yuuki The Void people? That was 4chan.

6:08 PM

@Yuuki it wasn't just /r/sweden

./r/sweden accepted us but other swedes that aren't in /r/sweden group attacked

@Fluttershy not really

@StrixVaria They murdered a lot of other stuff when enlarging their flag though.

Oh and also /r/timbers.

@Avery According to five boards on 4chan, they were coordinating to keep it going.

here's all the void servers:

Can't forget those jerks.

6:09 PM

only one is organized by 4chan

but they definitely had some part in attacks

(they had 4place)

@Yuuki DAMMIT

"Organized by 4chan" is perhaps one of the most oxymoronic phrases I've heard this week.

backstabbers

People complained that osu took up so much space but that prequel memes quote takes up even more.

Or greenlattice

If I wasn't busy doing things I normally do on weekends, I might have adapted your bots to continuously write "JERKS" all over their logo.

user15026

@MadMAxJr oh yeah that's totally it ;)

6:15 PM

Hmmm burgers

SaintWacko

Mmmm, burgers

I had a really good burger in Eureka Springs this weekend

"Ash, would you...... vote to close this question?" "YES! YES I WOULD!"

Sterno

@Wipqozn streamable.com/hj477

I like the finishing move

@Yuuki wat

6:19 PM

@Unionhawk KenM is amusing every now and then.

Frank

Hmm. Whatever that is, it's blocked here.

He seems to be some sort of professional Yahoo! troll that has a surprisingly strong subreddit following.

What the fuck am I doing with my life then

@MadMAxJr tl;dr government got lobbied to allow ISPs to sell private information

6:21 PM

CAH will be buying data on Congress when it becomes available

tl;dr (cont'd) "by the people, of the people, and for the people" is basically a lie unless by "people" mean "big businesses".

And they matched eff donations

\o/ got my first modmail

@Unionhawk Not sure if the law allows the specification of groups in that data sold.

(am now a mod of /r/edditworldcongress)

6:22 PM

@Avery /r/ofcoursethatsathing

R/t_d shit their pants over it at least but they're deluding themselves if they think he'll veto

The law allows for aggregate data to be sold, but Max has already said he has the resources to find discrete data in aggregate sources.

You look for the unusual patterns within a particular zip code and then there are other factors to refine the general area of unusual patterns.

Since nobody is interested in reporting on the general, common search stuff, it can be ignored.

I don't think anybody will care if a senator was googling where to get cheap shoes.

But cheap RUSSIAN shoes, oh yeah, they'll find that.

There's a "look for unusual traffic related to Viagra in the DC area" joke to be made but I won't sink that low

@Unionhawk Something something Viagra something something sinking.

@Unionhawk Oh, I thought they went full-on psycho and are supporting the bill.

I don't fucking know

Last I checked it was a bad thing

Maybe they flipped realizing their glorious leader will never veto anything until 2018

6:26 PM

I'll get all the good messages I got in /r/place world congress and get them framed probably. like this one

user15026

@MadMAxJr hahahaha Yeah you know I would

user15026

@SaintWacko it's been a good while since I've actually gotten a burger anywhere.

I have to be careful. I have a coworker who is not only vegetarian, but they're offended if we ask around about if others want to go out and CONSUME MEAT for lunch.

@MadMAxJr Let them get offended, I say

Not your problem

Q: What happens if I kill Fillianore in the ringed city?

6:41 PM

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In the new Dark Souls III DLC - the Ringed City - you touch some egg to get to the final boss. The woman holding the egg is breathing and is called Fillianore. If I whack her, will she die? I'm too scared to attack her in case I break anything, but I really want to know what happens if you do kil...

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Now I'm trying to figure out what would qualify as maximum overmeat for that context

@Unionhawk Arby's Meat Mountain.

An Ark sandwich. That's two servings of beef, pork, and chicken on a sub roll.

That sounds like less meat than the Meat Mountain.

@MadMAxJr vegetarian here. I don't get offended by that but please don't do this:

6:46 PM

The intensity varies from person to person in my social life.

A friend in colorado has issues eating meat of anything that comes from animals they consider cute, adorable, or is something they worked with on the farm in the past.

As a result they have no objections to fish, because they think fish are a little dumb.

@Avery that's okay, here's some fish

@badp frexit means badpxit.

And no, I wouldn't push meat on someone who prefers their leafy greens, not even in disguise.

Though this person in my office is the kind of person who would consider getting up to lecture me if I brought my tasty meat sandwich in the office.

At which point they are one HR email away from a reprimand, but I'd like to not do that.

Remind him how the stuff you eat goes in your stomach, not his

That said, I want to get to an Indian restaurant again. Vegetable pakora is amazing.

6:49 PM

Question: Why do vegans consider anything made from animals as "murder"? I mean, some stuff like milk doesn't require the animal to be harmed at all

Is anyone here vegan?

I have no earthly idea. I assume there's some kind of Vegan scale where at level 12 you have to be composting soil in your pockets.

I'unno

@MadMAxJr fish are dumb

But they're usually smart enough to not get lured out of protected zones

It is admittedly difficult for people to be vegetarian here. This is literally 'cowtown'.

It is the home of Kansas style BBQ. There are about 8 restaurants within a 15 minute walk of me that feature varieties of beef.

6:52 PM

I mean I can probably find a spot like that too but it'd be burgers and a Chipotle or something

Reddit Place (/r/place) - FULL 72h (90fps) TIMELAPSE

I'm starting to get hungry

@Avery Because you are denying the calf to drink the milk? Note: if you actually did leave all the milk to the calf, the cow would probably die because overproduction in milk and that resulting in infections in the udder.

So milking the cows literally saves their lives.

The other one I don't understand having issues with is eggs

Like other than general animal welfare concerns that come with the territory except in some states

@Unionhawk Most if not all eggs you can buy are unfertilized anyway.

So all they would do is rot.

6:56 PM

Yep

@Avery I think the main issue for drinking milk is that the process is pretty inhumane at the mass-production level

There is a valid concern in that "many farms use tiny cages that don't allow the birds to turn around" so that is a thing

@Unionhawk Yes, dopn't buy eggs that originate from that sort of shit.

I think California has a law now disallowing such cages, requiring them to be at least big enough for them to stretch and such

@Avery denied, too many consonants in row

7:00 PM

’nts’

x counts for double

The difference between my old GPU that died and my new one is ridiculous. from Just cause 3 on 20-30 FPS on minimum settings, with serious spikes to lower, to now a constant 90fps at maxed out settings

I'll allow it

@Fluttershy I mean, true, but why not make a "humane food" move that requires the food to be made on a humane method? Vegan move is that: vegan. They simply only eat whateveritscalled, and that doesn't obviously contain anything animal related. Why do most activists say they do so because they're against murder though? It's a weird path to go.

Nzall

Does anyone have recommendations for a good detective series on Netflix? Beyond Sherlock and Elementary

like, detective or crime fighting or similar

7:02 PM

god 2 screens sucks

I make so many typos when trying to read on one and type on the other

obviously I didn't mean eating humans, duh

We knew you meant hummus, obviously

@Yuuki how do you move the mine carts?

in BotW

Q: What are the consequences of not keeping Sarissa's secret?

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During Cora's loyalty mission you go off in search of the Asari ark, the Leusinia. After finding the ark and working your way through the mission within you find out a dirty little secret of the Asari pathfinder, Sarissa. What are the consequences of not keeping Sarissa's secret?

mass-effect-andromeda

I didn't think I would like hummus until someone pointed out to me that the dip I was putting pita bread in was hummus.

Excellent little Mediterranean cafe over here.

hmm. Reddit is struggling to load.

RedRiderX

@Yuuki I thought they were gonna start talking about Indiana Jones.

7:16 PM

@BlueBarren You can Magnesis them. Otherwise, Stasis+ and then smack 'em a few times.

@Nzall Some of the early Castle episodes were good if that's on Netflix.

But that might be more police procedural than proper detective mystery.

@Avery Cows only produce milk after calving.

Nzall

@Yuuki Police procedural is also fine, and no, Castle isn't on Beélgium netflix

So the argument for milk being non-vegan is that cows are "forced" (re: inseminated) to bear calves and then those calves are taken away either to be raised for meat or milk production.

And that some of the conditions that milk cattle live in are unnecessarily cruel.

Nzall

Soemone in movies recommended me Luther, so I'm going to try that

@Nzall Hmm... it's been awhile since I've had Netflix so I don't know what's available.

@Nzall Oh definitely, I've heard very good things about Luther.

@Yuuki ah, thanks

that kinda explains it

7:24 PM

As far as I know, all mammals work this way.

Which makes sense, producing milk is essentially taking your own nutrients out of your body.

Which is only a viable evolutionary strategy in the case that you have to raise young and it makes more sense to only produce milk when you have young that need milk.

MBraedley

@Yuuki It's not a good idea to use "all" and "mammals" in the same sentence. Just look at the platypus. Although in this case, I can't think of a counter-example.

@MBraedley I mean, I did preface with "as far as I know".

"As far as I know, all mammals work this way." - @Yuuki (who is not a zoologist or evolutionary biologist)

fixed

Reddit keeps re-checking my "I am over 18" checkbox.

@Yuuki use res

it has nsfw slider

Hmm... I use RES at home so maybe that's why.

@Yuuki did you know apparently there's a hole for bombs on the back?

because I just learned that

I was using stasis

7:31 PM

@BlueBarren Huh. I didn't see a hole the last time I checked, but I'll take a look when I get home.

@Yuuki yeah I haven't laid eyes on it either but multiple people on a thread were saying it was a thing

Apparently we're getting close to 9,000 years of milking cows

okay... cattle.

7:50 PM

Query: does Spotify have Pandora-like song-based stations?

yup

So if I put in a song, it'll provide similar ones and I can thumbs up/down particular songs to further customize the station?

yup

Dragonrage

3

IIRC it's not as on-point as pandora

but the song catalog is bigger

7:53 PM

Pandora has starting playing 2 ads back-to-back, which is starting to get annoying.

Dragonrage

cc @Wipqozn @GodEmperorDune

oh and yes

spotify premium has no ads and unlimited skips

@Dragonrage I mean, semantically speaking, it is 28 million degrees, it doesn't have 28 million degrees.

unlike what pandora (at least used to -- do they still do that?) offers

Dragonrage

@Yuuki dont ruin a good thing with facts

7:55 PM

@Avery Yeah, my current station is damn on-point (protip: don't thumbs up songs you like if they don't fit the theme of your station).

Q: Max number of souls Dark Souls 2 SotFS PS4

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In Dark Souls 2 the enemies disappear after you beat them several times, I think it's 10 times and then the enemy disappears. So, my question is, how many souls could be gained in the first playthrough of the game if you kill every enemy till it disappears, and you never lose your souls. Has an...

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