The Bridge

Get ready y'all

Tweeted by Arachnera on November 19, 2017 at 3:52 AM

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Fluttershy

@Yuuki Very good. It's basically Curtain Call, so it's a good alternative if you don't have the other.

fredley

@ash I visited the Broadchurch Beach today, if that is a thing you've seen

user15026

@fredley some of, yes. So that is neat.

fredley

Yes it is a neat place

6:33 PM

@fredley was the doctor there?

@Avery not as good as adventure capitalist imo

Bourgeois class traitor spotted

@GodEmperorDune we need an adventure centrist

AdVenture Radical Centrist

Said uni at a dsa reading group

Honestly don't understand the Bloodborne Kart meme

6:38 PM

@Sterno you need to git gud to understand it

RedRiderX

@Unionhawk The Direct Selling Association has reading groups?

Never even heard about this meme before

I hope this doesn't mean I'm becoming as old as @Sterno, and all the new memes will confuse and scare me

@Wipqozn you should join memes.se

I'm totally commiting to that

Memes and Social Phenomena

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Proposed Q&A site for questions and answers regarding origins, meanings, and spread of cultural memes and social phenomena of all forms.

Currently in definition.

6:41 PM

@GodEmperorDune This shouldn't exist

Oh but it will

@Wipqozn ur face shouldn't exist

I blame @Unionhawk for this, since he's the youngest bridge member.

It's gonna happen

I think he's 12

6:42 PM

@Wipqozn subpar meme

wait I got a picture of @Unionhawk somewhere...

There we go

we've already established that @uni is a boat so you have to calculate his age in boat years

12 is 69 in boat years I think

why else would he spend so much time at "sea base"?

@quartata nice

@Wipqozn cuuuuuut

6:44 PM

@RedRiderX yes and we're reading marx

@Avery I'm going to assume you missed an E

@Wipqozn cut cut cut

inb4 moved to this is fine/android hell

@Avery You can't use Cut outside of combat without the Cascade Badge.

@Wipqozn I didn't

even though I did mean cute, I intentionally "missed" an e

Anyone here actually played BF2?

6:56 PM

Like the original good one?

Or the Reddit meme one

7:08 PM

hm

mom isn't home tomorrow too so I can just get a ton of sleep without worrying

but I'm at 1/2 of non-attendance limit already

Or just sleep now?

(half of that caused by school being dumb and not telling me that my transfer finalized evne when we caleld and asked specifically)

@Sterno I wouldn't be able to sleep

why?

too early.

it's 10pm

I'm unclear on why you're going to skip school tomorrow to sleep

Unless I misread that

7:14 PM

well

it's not too much about sleep and more about "I hate most people in school so might as well spend the day in bed"

That does not sound like a recipe for success

we don't have lessons.

What exactly do you do then?

literally nothing. I study with the test books and stuff I bring, so do some people. Some just are distractive though.

the only lesson we actually do have actual education is english, and eh

point is I can study at home, and the only reason I go is the dumb attendance limit.

oh. dammit.

I just remembered that I have an exam tomorrow. ugh.

RIP

So my kids are complete shits to each other on the weekend for most of the day. From 1pm-3pm we do "quiet time" where they have to play in their rooms and I can do shit like chores or play some Overwatch for a bit or whatever

they always sneak into each others rooms during that time

AND PLAY NICELY

no fights

any other time of the day it's fighting and screaming though

I don't know wtf

7:26 PM

It does make sense that @Sterno's kids would troll the hell out of him.

fredley

@GodEmperorDune No but we saw his house

Q: How do I increment stat.talkedToVillager separately for different villagers?

7:38 PM

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Let's say I have two villagers, one named "Red" and the other "Blue." I've created three dummy objectives, talkRed for when I talk to Red, talkBlue for when I talk to Blue, and talkVillager for stat.talkedToVillager. I've only been able to write a looping function that summons a villager and wil...

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8:05 PM

> Marx didn't know about robots although it would be really cool if he had

I got another Dark Souls 2 question: what is this big fire lizard thing in the forest of fallen giants? (Near the Cardinal Tower bonfire)

DanmakuGrazer

Didn't you say you were following a walkthrough?

@DanmakuGrazer well, I read through the part about the Foreat, but I didn't see anything about a big lizard, but I will look again

apparently lightheaded ave is extremely communist

And at this point, Dark Souls 2 has been out for years. What that lizard is should be easily found.

8:15 PM

@Frank I end up getting games years after their release (since it is cheaper to do so in most cases)

@TheMattbat999 Nothing wrong with that at all.

My point is, google is your friend.

That is very true

@Avery any relation between lightheaded and drunkposting ave

@quartata well

at this point I'm not even sure

murgatroid99

Ugh, this 500 moon area in Mario Odyssey is really obnoxious

8:18 PM

Something bugging me about Odyssey is that no one seems to know what the max number of moons is

I see 830 and 999 both quoted in places

I heard that you can buy moons or smth

so 830 is collectible and 999 is buyable I tink maybe?

There are 880 mission moons, but you can purchase duplicate shop moons to 999 total

The Odyssey moon counter stops going up at 999

And I believe there is another secret unlocked at 999

But the 880 number excludes shop duplicates

830 might be the number of missions, but some missions grant multi moons which count as 3 in the counter

Q: How does Undertale on PS4 handle multiple user accounts?

8:35 PM

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How does Undertale on PS4 handle multiple user accounts? If one user has already gotten one ending, will that impact another user who is starting the game for the first time?

ps4 undertale

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Q: Tool to create a gamepad button mapping diagram?

Do you know of any tool to generate an image that explains the button of a given game ? I'm organizing an event where beginners will play various games, and I'd like to make a cheat sheet of the buttons of each game. Do you know of any tool where I can type in labels for each button of a x360 gam...

controllers

8:45 PM

@Lazers2.0 Really? Someone upvotes an obviously off-topic question?

Q: Screen is cropped regardless of the PS4 screen calibration

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Regardless of how I set the PS4 screen position in the main ps4 settings the Cities screen is cropping out the edges, so I can't read all the messages that appear. You can see the screenshot below how part of the message is cropped out, and it's the same for messages in the top-left too. Ther...

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murgatroid99

@Frank This site has tens of thousands of users. Most of them probably aren't familiar with the intricacies of what is on or off topic

SaintWacko

Man I love the Dresden Files

"You're in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer."

"You brought a sandwich?"

"What do I look like, Kissinger?"

9:06 PM

@Unionhawk rather convoluted

9:22 PM

@quartata meh

@Yuuki nice

As far as the speedrun is concerned there are two main 100% type categories

All missions, and 100%

Where 100% includes 999 moons, purchase everything, and complete every mission and toadette achievement

All missions goes just to 880

user15026

Dear Goodreads stop finding me good books that sound amazing that aren't out yet

9:41 PM

@Wipqozn consider this. if it reaches private beta it may just end up as a burning garbage pile and shut down before it gets to open beta

@Memor-X You mean like LifeHacks?

@Frank yes like LifeHa...shit

some of the sample questions are decent

of course there's also one that's literally "whaaaat are thoooose"

it needs heavy moderation

user15026

I feel like it will be one of those flash in the pan sites where people join and ask a lot of stuff and then it just kinda fades into the night

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Q: Great Plateau Only Recipes

I am just starting playing Zelda Breath if the Wild. I have access to the entire great plateau, and I would like to cook as many recipes as I can before I move on so that I am well equipped and am in a good position to sell stuff for rupees. Is there a list somewhere of all the recipes that can b...

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9:53 PM

@Ash If it becomes a thing, the chat is almost certainly going to be Mos Eisley'd.

user15026

Or watched very very carefully at least

@Ash Most definitely

It'll be a funny joke for a couple weeks, then people will get bored and move on

user15026

@Wipqozn That's kinda what I figure

user15026

There are already places like KYM and such that are filling this gap and doing a damn good job, I'm not sure that Memes.SE will really attract anything new and magical

user15026

although maybe that's just me being a cynical beast :P

10:25 PM

I am not having a great week in the office football pool. But New Orleans won, which is more important.

@MBraedley Just hack into the mainframe and change the names

oh...

...kay?

@badp he's some kind of super hero

Yeah I feel like I have seen godlike crew members before

Like through high risk random events

10:44 PM

so

what happens when you run out of fuel

I only have 3 left.

DanmakuGrazer

It's not an instant game over

2.

1.

You'll activate a beacon and hope help comes before the fleet comes

So you'll pass turns until you die or someone comes by with fuel

0.

Whichever happens first

You are still able to run systems on no fuel just not go ftl

10:46 PM

one jump away from a strore no less

...which only carries 3 fuel

11:02 PM

and then I took 4 hull damage in a scripted sequence

at 4 hull points

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@badp do you have the scrap to buy it though

oh I was swimming in scrap

murgatroid99

I hate this stupid Mario Odyssey final obstacle course thing. At least twice now, I've pushed through several sections only to be instakilled by this ridiculous gliding section

BlueBarren

Cool so my school strike has officially ended and I'll be back at school on Tuesday after 5 long weeks

11:27 PM

this is weird

I'm giving firefox quantum a shot

and I love that hitting back on youtube doesn't freeze the player anymore

but the font rendering on the bridge is

upsetting

like the fonts are too wide?

11:41 PM

My tab management extension hasn't been updated to work with Firefox 57, and it completely breaks my usage patterns.

And it's been crashing, although my computer as a whole has been crashing.

May have to switch to Chrome at home, which I already use a different usage pattern.

Tim Stone

@badp That's just the quantum distortion effects of Firefox FTL

ah yes firefox 57 is a bit of a migration for existing firefox users too

RIP hierarchical tabs

oh you can still have that

...but you have to have BOTH horizontal and vertical tabs

which is

uh

suboptimal

@MBraedley onetab?

i really only use firefox now to open up hundreds of tabs and use one tab to get their urls by running

@Memor-X I was using TabMixPlus. No obvious replacement.

links = document.querySelectorAll('a.clickable')
for(i=0;i<[NO. OF LINKS];i++)
{
console.log(links[i].href)
}

to get their urls

11:52 PM

@Maximillian You should know by now The Bridge doesn't deal with change very well.

I'm still weirded out that @StrixVaria no longer has Gir as his avatar

And he changed that years ago!

@Wipqozn likewise

12 hours ago, by Memor-X

holy shit i'm loosing my shit. @StrixVaria face has changed

The moral of the story is that it's time for books

user15026

@BlueBarren I'm glad that's over

user15026

@Wipqozn yay book time :) What book?