The Bridge

Frank

10:02 PM

@AshleyNunn I agree with this.

@Arperum As some memorable users have had happen to them.

djsmiley2k

i have no clue nor care who ignores what.

Unionhawk

Check engine light is not what I wanted for Christmas

user15026

@Unionhawk That is not a happymaking present.

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn i need to steal "happymaking" from your vocabulary

i may or may not give it back :p

user15026

Antonym is unhappymaking

GodEmperorDune

10:10 PM

yep, you've used it quite a bit

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How is members' rankings in crew leaderboard is calculated in GTA V Online?

I'be been playing this game for almost 1 year on PC platform and I joined a crew about 8 months ago, I've noticed something strange today. one of the members is on the top of the list with a score of 17.1M (which as I've read many places means the total RP that players gains ever since joined the...

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn Would the antonym of that be "nonunhappymaking"?

CoolestVeto

ಠ_ಠ

Dragonrage

@Yuuki the adjective would be (un)happymaker

i think

@CoolestVeto yea i rejected that already

the edit

CoolestVeto

I saw. :P

Just amused.

Dragonrage

10:14 PM

there has been a lot of edits like that recently

CoolestVeto

Really? o.O

Dragonrage

@CoolestVeto yea, this past week i have rejected a fair number of them

the week before that there was a bunch of spam

or maybe that was 2 weeks ago

CoolestVeto

Huh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I've always thought that there should be a 10 rep requirement for edit suggestions.

Dragonrage

things seems to come in waves, and last about a week

Frank

That would make it much harder to edit things.

badp

10:17 PM

Miss by a couple minute a train, next one is cancelled combo ×2

Dragonrage

then something else will come along

Frank

Also, there are spam rings that go in waves in attempts to spam SE.

Not sure why they bother; it never sticks around long enough to be worthwhile.

Dragonrage

@badp ripperino

CoolestVeto

@Frank Leaving a comment would never hurt anyone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Frank

@CoolestVeto Can't comment until 50 rep.

GodEmperorDune

10:17 PM

@Frank oh i buy all my fifa coins from SE spam

Arperum

@badp Man, the worst I've had with the dutch railways is that it arrived on time.

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Let me guess your total FIFA coin purchase total: zero.

Arperum

The best is that one time the train was broken, but they split another train just for me, so I could get home without having to wait for another hour.

GodEmperorDune

@Frank yes, joke-killer extraordinaire

Dragonrage

@Arperum worst ive had is that if i want to take the train from my house to work, i have to go 80 miles out of the way and then double back

well, more like 40 miles but still

Frank

10:19 PM

@GodEmperorDune Ba-dum tsh

ardaozkal

@CoolestVeto gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/176405 gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/175927 and maybe even more. NSFW language inside.

Unionhawk

I mean it doesn't matter that unregistered users can suggest the moderation overhead is 2 2ks

badp

@Arperum yesterday the train after the cancelled one left 22 mins late

Dragonrage

@Frank tss*

Arperum

@Dragonrage I'm specifically talking about the dutch trainsystem. I've had pretty horrible things happen in Belgium (including a traincrash with 18 people dead)

badp

10:19 PM

There was a extraordinary replacement train for the cancelled train but I will never know if it was announced or not

Arperum

@badp Trains + @badp = hate?

badp

I found out by the app when it was one minute too late

Dragonrage

@Arperum hmm sounds bad.

people dying is generally bad

badp

It's very annoying when you can't understand the messages other than by others' reactions to them

Dragonrage

we dont usually have people die from trains

just from crashing their car

Arperum

10:21 PM

@Dragonrage It was very bad. It was lightly snowing. I still remember a second by second of what happened that day. ANd it's been years ago.

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: How to use Minecraft LAN worlds in 1.8.9?

How do you find your ip? I know how to do the cmd and ipconfig but it isn't working? It always says 'Media Disconnected' where the ip should be. Help?

minecraft

badp

@Arperum oh god

GodEmperorDune

@Arperum were you on the train that crashed?

Arperum

Halle train collision

The Halle train collision (also known as the Buizingen train collision) was a collision between two trains in Buizingen, in the municipality of Halle, Flemish Brabant, Belgium, on 15 February 2010. The death toll was the highest for a rail accident in Belgium for over fifty years. == Collision == The trains, carrying 250–300 people, collided in snowy conditions during the morning rush hour. The collision occurred about 12 kilometers (7.5 miles) from Brussels, on the Brussels–Mons line (line 96). According to a joint statement from the NMBS/SNCB (the Belgian national railway company) and Infrabel...

CoolestVeto

@ardaozkal Geez.

@Frank I've always disagreed with this. :P

Arperum

10:22 PM

Two trains collided head on, and fell on a third train.

badp

@GodEmperorDune I think that's a little too many near death experiences for one man

Frank

@CoolestVeto I don't. It keeps spam away.

Arperum

I was in the third one, in a part that was completely unhamred.

Dragonrage

this past weekend, two guys were racing on the freeway and lost control.

badp

Nevermind

GodEmperorDune

10:22 PM

@Arperum WOW

that is intense, glad you came through ok

Arperum

@badp I've seriously lost count about how many times I've escaped death by sheer luck.

Dragonrage

one jumped the center divider and the other crashed into another car

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune All I felt was like the train drove over a bump.

badp

@Arperum o__o

CoolestVeto

Lol. I just realized I had six sessions of MC open.

I'm good at this.

Arperum

10:24 PM

My specific memory begins with a woman screaming "a train accident just happened", then looking outside and seeing the electricity cabling fly past the window.

Dragonrage

ended up being a multi-fatality accident on both sides of the freeway, and the freeway was closed both directions for 24 hours

Frank

Oh my god! I asked a question its not a duplicate show me the question then big boy show me hot shot come on I dare ya — Dragon slaya 19 secs ago

...

ardaozkal

WOW. Nice to hear that you are ok.

badp

"A train accident just happened" sounds like such an unlikely thing to scream

Frank

Why do I feel like smacking a user?

Arperum

10:24 PM

One of the trains was basically inside out around the other train.

GodEmperorDune

@badp europeans are pretty chill

badp

I'm not criticising the translation per se, just humouring the thought

Arperum

@badp shock.

MBraedley

Nirvana-Smells Like Teen Spirit Gayageum ver. by Luna

►

Arperum

@badp It was closer to "scream those trains just crashed"

Unionhawk

10:25 PM

@Frank disengage

Frank

@Unionhawk Well, yeah.

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk false, full speed ahead!

Unionhawk

You are entering restricted airspace

Frank

I'm within my borders!

Dragonrage

@Frank @AshleyNunn has arrived. she somehow can miraculously get through to those people

Unionhawk

10:26 PM

Disengage or we will be forced to fire

Dragonrage

@Frank just dont pull a turkey

Arperum

I also remember helping the blind guy who was sitting next to me on the train around over the traintracks away from the crashsite, then up some grassy border, all while it was snowing lightly.

Frank

@Dragonrage In this scenario, I'm apparently Russia.

CoolestVeto

@Dragonslaya You actually answered the question... in question. If following the advice on that question has not helped you and you believe this not a duplicate (which it is as far as it stands), please specify a) possible reasons as to why you think your game is crashing and b) how your question differs. — Alt-F4 13 secs ago

Arperum

Post apocaliptic view I can tell you.

Dragonrage

10:27 PM

@Frank oh, i thought u were going to shoot down the new user

ardaozkal

@Frank uuuuugh.

I just checked what he said.

Frank

@Dragonrage Meh. That happens automatically.

ardaozkal

brb checking be nice policy

CoolestVeto

@Frank ...yup.

user15026

@ardaozkal For what, exactly?

Frank

10:28 PM

Especially for users that can't be arsed to read the copius amounts of text to help them get acclimated.

user15026

I mean really the be nice policy can be summed up in the name :P

Dragonrage

@Frank maybe they cant read

Frank

@Dragonrage You're stretching it. :P

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn The alternate name is the "rules of engagement" for some

CoolestVeto

@AshleyNunn halp wat is be nice meant kthnxbye

ardaozkal

10:29 PM

@AshleyNunn what it contains.

> Don't be a jerk.

> If you see them, flag them:

> Name-calling.

And therefore, I have decided to flag.

VIRTUALSMACKED

Dragonrage

@AshleyNunn when i first read this i thought you said, "I mean really the be nice policy can be summed up in my name :P"

Frank

@ardaozkal Dude. I got called a tough guy. Okay.

CoolestVeto

@Frank Edit history

Frank

It takes a whole lot more than that to insult me.

@CoolestVeto That edit summary.

CoolestVeto

@Frank 'Twas the point.

Lazers 2.0

10:30 PM

-1

Q: How to make an automatic spawn point when you die

So for a map, I want to have the players re-spawn where they died so they can continue playing. I have a concept in my head that I can't quite figure out. I was thinking of having an armor stand continue to tp to the player and set the spawnpoint to the armor stand, but my knowledge in this area...

minecraft minecraft-commands

-1

Q: How do you find your port for minecraft LAN worlds?

I've looked at a lot of websites and the ports are either outdated or don't show how to find it. I know how to get into the cmd thing and all that, but I cannot find my port for the life of me. Is it always the same thing or randomized?

minecraft

ardaozkal

@Frank might be, but even I felt like smacking him. If it was for me, I would... do the same thing (see minimodding drama, it used to have much more comments in it).

Dragonrage

@Frank FRANK IS NOT INSULTED: DATA ACCEPTED

Unionhawk

All right, can we not?

Dragonrage

now that the data has been accepted, why dont we all move along with our day?

user15026

@ardaozkal I am well aware of what it contains, thank you.

Frank

10:32 PM

@ardaozkal One thing to learn: disengage.

4

user15026

@Unionhawk So I've noticed. That's unhappymaking.

Frank

Not everything needs your specific, personal touch.

user15026

(See @GodEmperorDune, that's how you use the antonym)

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn I'M LEARNING!

ardaozkal

@AshleyNunn sorry, didn't intend to make it sound rude. I was explaining why I was checking it as you asked.

GodEmperorDune

10:33 PM

muppet arms

user15026

@GodEmperorDune Yay education! :)

badp

Speaking of @Arperum, three current status here is eight teenagers dressed in cartooney animal suits chatting up random strangers in Amsterdam Centraal at 23:33

Frank

Okay, we don't need multiple users dogpiling on the new guy.

user15026

Yeah, no, we definitely don't need that.

Unionhawk

The be nice policy also covers not engaging in coordinated attacks on new users.

Dragonrage

10:34 PM

@GodEmperorDune Are you too school for cool?

user15026

Rule of thumb - if someone has already left a comment and the best you can do is say the same things in different words, don't do it.

Arperum

@badp Sounds rather unique.

ardaozkal

disengaging.

djsmiley2k

WALK AWAYU

badp

@Arperum They're also uniquely Belgian

user15026

10:35 PM

@badp My only question is what animals

Dragonrage

@AshleyNunn the real question is, do they have waffles?

Arperum

@badp I don't expect to run into them tomorrow though, not going that far north :p

badp

Definitely the cutest part was the one where they changed Belgium in chorus when asked

Arperum

@Dragonrage Why would they, dragging waffles from Belgium to Amsterdam would most certainly cause them to be barely half as good anymore.

badp

@AshleyNunn penguin, bear (?), tiger, something else with yellow spots on slightly lighter yellow background (zebra?)

Yuuki

10:36 PM

So, Jeb Bush shirts are 50% off?

ardaozkal

Oh wait actually what? He also did answer that other question.

badp

Nothing even remotely sexual

Dragonrage

@Arperum because waffles are good?

badp

@Dragonrage if they did they were exercising their right to concealed carry

user15026

@badp Interesting.

Arperum

10:37 PM

@Dragonrage Dragging them around for hours makes them distinctly less good, so you should eat them immideately after preparation.

Dragonrage

@Arperum they could have made them in Amsterdam

user15026

@ardaozkal It started out as not an answer, he got encouraged to ask his own question, but it is really a dupe of what was asked already.

badp

@AshleyNunn probably some themed party

Dragonrage

@badp or maybe they had already eaten them

user15026

But at any rate, it's one of those things, I'd just let it drop.

user15026

10:38 PM

@badp Probably.

badp

@Dragonrage that technically is also concealed carry

Arperum

@Dragonrage In a trainstation? Unlikely.

user15026

That would make the most immediate sense

Frank

Anyone else think Fedex charging you for duty and taxes is a bit of a scam?

Dragonrage

@badp touché

user15026

10:39 PM

@Frank Like them adding a charge to the CBSA charges because they paid them on your behalf?

Frank

@AshleyNunn Yep.

user15026

@Frank I can kinda see the rationale, but I don't like paying it.

Dragonrage

@Arperum who am i to question where the make food? if they are hungry, they got to eat?

Arperum

@Dragonrage Carrying a waffle iron + stuff to make waffles around is very inconvenient.

user15026

I wish I had a waffle iron but then I think it is one of those things I want but I'd not actually get around to using much

badp

10:41 PM

The only special equipment they carried are their costumes

Dragonrage

@AshleyNunn they are quite nice

@badp I like that that's the typo you focused on

or the*

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki why would you want one of those?

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune For when you're feeling particularly low energy.

Frank

@AshleyNunn Yeah, neither do I.

ardaozkal

@AshleyNunn ah, I see.

Dragonrage

10:43 PM

Waffles are like pancakes with syrup reservoirs and are more fluffy

badp

FUMBLING INTENSIFIES

Arperum

@AshleyNunn Probably. You could use them for creative uses such as making meat, but I would not suggest it. Taste was good, but the smell was not good. (I don't own one myself, this was when I was a student)

@Dragonrage wat. No.

badp

I wanted to reply to @Dragonrage and I mod abused him instead

user15026

@Arperum I know people say you can put other things in a waffle maker but I never trust that

badp

@Dragonrage Can you please restore that message, mobile chat + very very long week

Dragonrage

10:44 PM

@Arperum why not?

@badp so you have become so accustomed to mod abuse, you do it without thinking? :P

what has this world come too?

Arperum

@AshleyNunn croque's are semi-common around here, but you generally use a different plating.

@Dragonrage They are entirely different. Different batter and everything.

Unionhawk

Hmm

Dragonrage

@badp i dont know how.

badp

Oh god @Unionhawk is thinking

SaintWacko

Shock counter: 2

Ow

badp

10:46 PM

@Dragonrage you took too long, you only have two minutes to edit your messages

Dragonrage

@Arperum they are similar. I was saying that they have a different texture, but are similar

Unionhawk

I'M HUNGRY BUT IT'S 5:45 AND I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR LIKE 30 HOURS

Arperum

@SaintWacko What's going on?

Unionhawk

And also it's Friday in lent so I guess that answers that

Arperum

@Dragonrage And I'm refusing that. They taste very different.

badp

10:47 PM

@SaintWacko are you SYSTEMatically doing that?

Dragonrage

@badp i didn't realize what had happened at the time.

badp

@Unionhawk dammit

Dragonrage

@Arperum just because they are different, does not mean they are similar in some aspects

Unionhawk

@badp Like, otherwise I'd totally spend my tax return on dinner

SaintWacko

@Arperum I'm attempting to turn a nonworking Philips soundbar and wireless subwoofer into components of a surround sound system for my computer

The subwoofer keeps shocking me

badp

10:48 PM

You listen to a couple Arabs and their customs and then you forget about following through with what are kind of supposed to be yours, though very few people actually give a damn

Arperum

@Dragonrage HERESY

user15026

@Arperum That's more with a flat plate press and not a waffle iron though, no?

badp

(as if this was in any way their fault)

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki well played, sir

Arperum

@AshleyNunn googles flat plate press

user15026

10:49 PM

@Unionhawk It does?

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn my wife says you can do french toast if you don't mind it coming out looking wafflelike

user15026

@Arperum I mean more like a panini press or just like....a frying pan similar to how one does grilled cheese

user15026

@GodEmperorDune I could see that working

Arperum

@AshleyNunn has no clue on the grilled cheese thing I just remember that my parents had a waffle iron and special plates for croques. So you could detach the square formed iron things and have a diffrent plate whereyou placed you food on.

badp

N5G7T-JF24R-3VR73

Yuuki

10:52 PM

The last programming book you'll ever need https://t.co/cnObD8GYGZ

Tweeted by ThePracticalDev on March 4, 2016 at 6:42 PM

5

SaintWacko

If it works, I should go from having a non-working soundbar to having a very nice surround sound system for about $30

user15026

@Arperum Ah, yeah, that's what I meant, with the differnt plates

CoolestVeto

ಠ_ಠ This person is saying LAN but they mean a outside the current network accessible server.

badp

XJJY5-CKLZA-KY78H

Arperum

@Yuuki Don't forget to add copyright messages all over the place.

Dragonrage

10:53 PM

you can use a waffle iron to make cookies

@badp whats that for?

badp

Only one way to know

If you happened to already own the game then you'll know what game it is and you won't use up the key

CoolestVeto

There is a downvote on every Arqade question I see.

Wai

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn Yes, mainly because my options are limited in the "going to get food" department

ardaozkal

Wasteland 2, Shantae, grav, I am bread -> this month's HB monthly

CoolestVeto

Vote to Delete?

Unionhawk

10:55 PM

Can we leave that question alone for more than 3 minutes

It'll probably go away

ardaozkal

Wasteland 2, Shantae and the Pirates Curse, GRAV, I am bread, sentinels of the multiverse, ARK -> this month's Humble Bundle monthly, aka what you can expect from what badp posts.

user15026

@Unionhawk Ah.

user15026

I liked I am Bread but I am terrible at it.

user15026

I do not make a very good bread unless you like bread on floor

Dragonrage

@badp why u do this while im at work? i dont have steam installed on my work machine

ardaozkal

10:57 PM

@Dragonrage that is why I use ASF.

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage steam mobile app

ardaozkal

I send codes to my main using mobile chat from my alt, and ASF automatically redeems it.

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune last i checked, it doesnt work

CoolestVeto

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I store items I don't want to carry?

I have a full inventory of wood and other useful crafting items that I don't want to hold onto all the time or sell. Is there a place for me to put them early on?

stardew-valley

GodEmperorDune

11:09 PM

oh god, i'm listened to some guy talking about the apple phone unlock... he pronounces it "eeos 9"

SaintWacko

@GodEmperorDune Wow, nice

GodEmperorDune

urge to punch rising

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune e-os?

user15026

@GodEmperorDune Oh, that's unpleasant

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage instead of eye-oh-ess

Dragonrage

11:11 PM

ive heard a lot of people say i-os which is also very annoying

eye-ohs

GodEmperorDune

ewww

Dragonrage

yea, like if you are going to be working with a product, at least learn to say its name properly

especially if your going to make a video of you saying it

GodEmperorDune

this guy is allegedly a "cybersecurity expert"

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune apparently everyone is nowadays

"i have seen a computer so therefore i am a cybersecurity expert"

user15026

I am not a cybersecurity expert and I have no plans to be one

murgatroid99

11:15 PM

I know not to write my own cryptography code. I think that makes me enough of an expert

user15026

Yeah, if expertise is "I know not to touch this" then maybe I count

Unionhawk

I enabled device encryption on my phone, so I'm basically not even close to being a cybersecurity professional

Actually I think that makes me a terrorist according to the FBI

Cyberterrorist anyway

GodEmperorDune

i think the only ~~terrorist~~ freedom fighter in the bridge is @Wipqozn

Archer - For a Free and Sovereign Nova Scotia

►

murgatroid99

@Unionhawk That makes all of my coworkers cyberterrorists by default. We have to enable device encryption on our phones to use them to read work emails

Unionhawk

Heh

GodEmperorDune

11:20 PM

ARGH he said eeee-ohs again!

oh wait, are we still ccing @fredley?

Unionhawk

badp

oh my god. "you vr or you vrn't." volvo pls

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk when does the new season start, bttw?

Unionhawk

3/31

GodEmperorDune

ugh that's too long to wait

Unionhawk

11:27 PM

Right?

GodEmperorDune

yeah

ardaozkal

YES

finally a reason to stop and sleep

Unionhawk

Hmm I should start cooking

SaintWacko

Meth?

CoolestVeto

Obviously.

>.>

user15026

11:42 PM

@Unionhawk What're you going to make? :)

ardaozkal

@Yuuki this is the best book one can make about SE/SO.

Yuuki

Y'know I always think of Dark Souls 1 as a tough but fair game. And then I remember Blighttown.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Minecraft won't load since Windows update a couple days ago

I've been successfully playing on my Realm up until Windows did an update a few days ago. Now when I start to load my game I get this message. A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x00007ffa57116b37, pid=7840, tid=866...

minecraft

0

Q: Getting a crash on startup with a fresh install with Risk of Rain

I am attempting to launch risk of rain on a fresh copy of windows 10. I have installed my latest graphic drivers, C++ distributables and DirectX, however, the game goes black on startup, crashes, and pops out this ugly message: Are there any known fixes for these?

risk-of-rain

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn either pasta or macaroni

ardaozkal

@Unionhawk Macaroni.

user15026

11:56 PM

@Unionhawk Pasta, bonus points for spaghetti because that's what I feel like eating :P

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Education building go against traffic?

I just placed a school at a one way road. Surprisingly the houses in the direction the one way road goes do not receive it's service but against direction they do. Is there a bugfix for this?

cities-skylines

Dragonrage

@AshleyNunn my security problem has become almost as well know as your gambling "problem" :P

user15026

@Dragonrage I don't have a gambling problem.

user15026

(Sorry, I worked at a bitcoin sportsbook and watched people with gambling problems ruin their lives and stuff so I am just like noooope)

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