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6:19 AM
 
@ardaozkal Wazzaa!
The silence is real...
 
6:43 AM
So bridge, wecare going to a mall as our class. We are free there. Should I play Diablo or should I lurk on reddit?
 
Speak for yourself, I am going to procrastinate and play Ninja Gaiden Yaiba. Adios!
 
7:18 AM
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Q: Predict whether a message will be starred or not in 50 bytes

DoorknobGiven an input of a string consisting of any message from our site chatroom taken from the list described and linked below, output either a truthy or a falsy value attempting to predict whether that message was starred or not in 50 bytes or less. You may use any truthy or falsy values, but they ...

 
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Q: Trying to kill Miraak

user136496I've been trying to play the Dragonborn dlc for Skyrim on the PS3, in order to advance the story I need to talk to Freya and her dad but, every time I go near the village they try and murder me for slaughtering the village back when I was like level 15(I'm level 43 now).I've tried yielding but th...

 
@Unionhawk you can get off student debt, in a few decades
 
8:07 AM
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8:29 AM
niice
2375 keyhits, 13 mistakes in 10 mins
237.5 keyhits/minute
0.55% mistake percent
 
8:43 AM
English done too
2451 keyhits and 15 mistakes in 10 mins.
Cya bridge 2nite
 
9:06 AM
0
Q: What do I do If I used Salomet's grimoire?

JozeI used the grimoire by accident and now I presume I can't complete the quest. Do I have to return to the last checkpoint and lose ALL that I did in order to have it again?

 
I can't tell if relativity is really complicated or our lecturer is just really bad at explaining it
 
9:22 AM
Both?
Which part of the effects of relativity are we talking about =p
 
Understanding time dilation and length contraction using Lorentz Transformation
 
That's just difficult
 
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Q: What is Steam's 'friend online' sound supposed to be?

AmziraroWhen a friend logs into Steam, the Steam Client will make a strange sound, which I cannot identify. I am puzzled by this sound, as it seems familiar, but I cannot place what it is. The sound (.wav) can be found under the Steam directory as <steam dir>/friends/friend_online.wav.

 
9:51 AM
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Q: Do plorts in your ranch eventually disappear?

lewlcatIn my game I have nearly 50 phosphor slimes freely roaming throughout the cave expansion for the ranch. They make looooots of plorts because of several cuberry trees (their favourite). It would be nice to only go there rarely to collect these, so to be sure, I'm asking this. Do plorts in your ran...

 
10:23 AM
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Q: Military uprising and other problems in Tropico 5

GuruGulabKhatriI am playing Tropico 5 and I reach till Cold War stage easily. The problem begins here. After few months or years, I lose my military completely. Any one of these happens, 1) An military uprising starts and all defensive units turns against the country. Goes destroying everything. Loyal military...

 
10:35 AM
@Unionhawk not enough murder?
 
10:48 AM
@ardaozkal Only because she went back to not being active.
 
11:04 AM
Personally I think this is far too long for an excerpt, but there' no reject reason for that
 
11:18 AM
@PrivatePansy It's long for an excerpt, but I woujldn't say too long
So long as it's within the character limit.
APPROVED
BOOM
TAKE THAT PRIVATE PANSY
GET SERVED
 
@Wipqozn It'll be truncated inside the tag information box that's displayed on mouseover and when editing tags
Just because your posts can contain up to 30 000 characters doesn't mean it should contain 30 000 characters
 
@Yuuki the difficulty is set by grift, not the difficulty you're on in-game
grift 20 is slightly above T4, it shows the difficulty in the dropdown menu where you choose grift level
 
11:40 AM
YOUR ON STATUS IS: DUNKED
 
Gr45 is torment 10. 40 is 9. 35 is 8. 30 is 7. 25 is 6. 20 is 5.
Cc @Yuuki @Chippies
 
@ardaozkal 20 is not 5
it's 1 above T4
it shows it in the dropdown menu
 
@PrivatePansy Lies! All posts and messages should contain the largest amount of characters they can. This message for example has been padded with 0 bytes till it reaches the length limit.
 
@KevinvanderVelden your face is padded with 0 bytes.
 
11:49 AM
So our tap broke, and I'm looking at new taps
 
I think those taps look pretty cool, not useful for filling bottles though
 
@KevinvanderVelden It'll look neat for a week, then it will need cleaning, then it'll look shitty for the rest of the time until you admit your purchasing decision was terrible and buy a new one.
 
@Chippies GR levels are weird.
@fredley straight outta hotels.
 
@fredley But it's on saaaaallle.
 
11:57 AM
@RonanForman Everything on Amazon is on 'sale'
I assume that the meanings of 'on sale' and 'for sale' have been fully conflated
pls
 
@PrivatePansy The SE Team obviously think it's okay.
If they thought it was too large they should put a lower restriction in
@badp Well, time to delete my account i shame.
@fredley Wow, that's fucked
Man, the UK leader really hates immigrants
 
@Wipqozn Gotta get that racist vote.
 
That's what Donald Trump is going for
Man, I hope Trump doesn't win
 
@Wipqozn She's not even leader, she's trying to line herself up to be though
 
Trump, the free market guy, recently said he's going to force apple to build everything in america
 
12:04 PM
Cheer up, and watch this amazing video
 
@fredley Oh my zeus
 
Maximum overecstacy
 
I wonder if they're still dancing.
 
@fredley Wait? you don't want people who have a proven extra value to come to the UK? You only want those who comply with the very wrong stereotype of jobless, thieving evil people?
 
@Arperum Penalise companies who can't hire the skills they need from within the UK
Great way to boost innovation, that
 
12:17 PM
@fredley WHat if said skill is not available anymore withing the UK (because all the people with said skill are already hired/left to live somewhere else?
 
@Arperum pay up
 
@Arperum Why would anyone want to leave the UK? It's literally the best ever.
 
@Arperum stop asking questions! THEY'RE STEALING OUR JERBS!
 
@RonanForman I don't know. I don't live there, but I most certainly have no plans to stay in Belgium for the rest of my life.
 
@RonanForman ounter point: @fredley lives in the UK, so you never know when you're going to be bombarded with Friday videos.
I just assume @fredley goes around Fridaying people in RL
 
12:19 PM
@KevinvanderVelden GIT GUD. If some dude that doesn't even speak the language is better at your job than you, you are the problem here.
 
@Arperum Come the the UK! You're an EU migrant, so you're safe. For now
 
You don't need to argue with me about that, it's not my view.
 
actually, do come now, because if Britain leaves the EU (referendum coming soon!) then it may not be so easy to come here and work.
@Wipqozn Actually close to the truth
 
@fredley How soon? I need to know when to leave.
 
@fredley Does your company have an office?
If so I'm going to assume you play Friday everyday at work
 
12:21 PM
@Wipqozn it has a cardboard box, does that count?
 
@Wipqozn My new job does!
@RonanForman Dunno, could be this year
 
@fredley Gah. Have to finish uni first. Oh well. Guess I'm stuck in this country.
@fredley You've moved?
 
@RonanForman In 1.8 weeks
 
@fredley Ooh.
 
@fredley You work in ameat processing plant, right?
 
12:22 PM
Going to be 'Head of Development' at a place, whatever that means.
@Wipqozn No, I am processed meat
 
@fredley I think it means you make more money
 
@Wipqozn It does mean that
 
@Wipqozn Also: you get blamed if something goes wrong.
 
@Arperum I feel like @fredley would be quite skilled at shifting blame onto others. I suspect it's a skill he picked up during modship.
 
@Wipqozn Yea, assuming the development also has a part that is not "head", he can blame the rest of his team.
 
12:26 PM
@Wipqozn is literally the worst.
I'd hate for him to lose his job.
 
Pinned for truf
*counts to 120*
 
Gosh darn mods
And their gosh darn modness
I'd delete the message, but now I can cry about mod abuse
I'LL LODGE A FORMAL COMPLAINT WITH TE HEAD OF DEVELOPMENT
ATTENTION ALL ARQADE MODS
I'D LIKE TO LODGE A FORMAL SUPER SERIOUS COMPLAINT ABOUT @FREDLEY
SUPER SERIOUS
SRS BUSINESS
HE'S A BIG MEANIE
ALSO HE'S BEEN PORKCHOP FOR YEARS NOW, HE MUST BE RANCID
 
Meanwhile, at the BBC, this image:
 
12:40 PM
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Q: Fallout Shelter and Lucky Dwellers

Joe HamlinI have two completely maxed out dwellers who don't find much of anything. Normally they'll come back with a lot of stuff but almost none of its good or useful. They can both stay out there for a couple of days, 3 at the most. But they never find power armor, do I have to find it in lunch boxes or...

 
Its snowing in ankara
 
@fredley wat
 
Now you know what part of a sheep is the flaps
 
@fredley Yay?
 
I found that image amusing out of context
You many no resume normal Bridge
 
12:51 PM
We may no? Drat :(
 
no
 
@fredley distrubing article
ru = ur
 
@fredley Welp. It's been good knowing all of you guys.
 
RIP Bridge
One spelling mistake was all it took
 
Wow, good job @fredley
 
1:08 PM
Psycho was the first movie ever to show a toilet
 
#GNOMEFACTS
 
guffaw
@fredley you can thank a weird guy I know and his facebook for that tasty factoid
Also 'factoid' used to mean 'untrue but widely accepted as fact'
or something
 
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Q: How to start Trade Empires

Vanja VasiljevicI have searched bunch of websites to buy Trade Empires and haven't been able to find it anywhere. I do have old copy on CD but now on Windows 7, it has 2fps, and it is impossible to play. Changing compatibility doesn't work. I googled the problem a bit and I was explained that game just can't rec...

 
@GnomeSlice ur a factoid
 
1:18 PM
@GnomeSlice I did this the other day, it's great
 
@nukeforum yeah, that
 
Das Booting. - A movie about turning on German computers.
 
@GnomeSlice I just wanted to back up the credibility of your statement
@fredley Ohhh, that's a good one
 
1:24 PM
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Q: Gmod is blocked on my school computer, Why?

ChamburgerI want to know how to get Garry's Mod on my School computer, but it blocks it, what can i do? I have tried endlessly searching up just about everything related, and nothin'!

 
1:35 PM
NEVER FORGET WHO YOU ARE
also once I finish with Yoshis Wooly world maybe Ill play Yoshis Island again
I never did 100% that game
Darkest Dungeon first though
 
@Wipqozn You have 4 hours and 23 minutes to be Yoshis Wooly Wood
 
@Sterno I'm at work
It's also my mothers birthday today
I have two main story levels left to beat, ten I need to go back and unlock and beat the hidden levels for worlds 4-6
I miiight play darkest dungeon tonight though
before going to my folks place
you'll probably be at work though, like some lamebo
 
Today is off to an ominous start. There's a horrible beeping in my office and I was the first one in. Tracked the beeping to a dying battery backup on a power supply. Turned that off and unplugged it... but now something else is beeping
@Wipqozn I need to play more Wooly World
 
Oh, right. World. Not wood.
 
@twobugs Your office has likely become sentient
@Sterno Yes
 
1:42 PM
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it's about breaking school rules. — Kevin van der Velden 56 secs ago
 
Yoshis Wooly Wood is the erotic film based on the game
 
BUT MUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!
 
More importantly, bypassing IT firewalls/restrictions/whatever isn't something we're experts in, and falls outside the scope of the site. — Wipqozn 7 secs ago
 
I'd rather close the question because it's unanswerable without more information about how it's blocked, than because "ZOMG SCHOOL RULES BE A GOOD BOY"
And what @Wipqozn said
@Wipqozn Starring someone whose birthday it is today!
In a week of Darkest Dungeon (which, granted, was only about 3-4 hours total) I only got 3 guys to level 3 and 2 to level 2
 
I was having trouble finding all the things in one of the early levels of Wooly World so I kind of ragequit
It's a good game, though
Darkest Dungeon has started kicking my ass. RIP @Unionhawk
 
1:46 PM
@Sterno Edgar Allen Poe?
So sexy. So erotic.
CONTROL YOURSELVA
 
I need some better way to manage my stress because I have to rotate my characters around and I can't really afford that right now
 
@twobugs @Wipqozn II and @badp are my most dependable guys.
 
@fredley's song can heal stress but last time I brought him he got super stressed and ruined everything. Oh and his song that heals stress sucks
@Sterno For me it's @AshleyNunn, the unstoppable knife throwing grave robber
 
Shit. I just read Penny Arcade and now I need Tharsis
 
I mean, it is a porkchop singing, I'd consider that rather stressful
 
@AshleyNunn is a Vestel for me. The only one I have, in fact. @MadMAxJr is a pretty kick' grave robber though
 
Well there's a song that benefits the party and one that hinders the enemy
I like to assume that Friday is the hindering one
 
False, Friday is the one that hinders the party and benefits the enemy
 
I'm the vestal in my game. Just got an occultist so I want to try them out - they seem like ranged damage healers with some neat abilities
 
@KevinvanderVelden Hinder Your Party AND Help Your Enemy With This One Weird Trick!
 
1:50 PM
@badp is a leper in my game and it's working out well. He tanks like a champ, dishes out damage, and heals himself
 
#modabuse
 
@twobugs I'm the abomination in my game. @AshleyNunn won't party with me. :(
 
@fredley Stop giving me hope that it's Friday!
 
@Arperum is my axe wielding maniac who needs a break after killing too much, and @GnomeSlice is my plague doctor who gives other people the vapors
My new mindcanon is that @GnomeSlice is a southern belle
 
@twobugs screams wildly
 
1:54 PM
@SaintWacko This is the first time in the history of forever that Friday has given someone hope
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I still have a bunch of characters that need names, I'm just picking ones that seem especially fitting
 
@twobugs Bahahaha
@twobugs You're always welcome to use me!
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I think it was funny that @Unionhawk refused to be healed and then bled out
@SaintWacko Thanks, what kind of character are you interesting in being?
 
@twobugs Sounds like something Uni would do
 
From now on all characters must be named after Bridge denizens
 
1:56 PM
Of course, that was my intention from the beginning
 
@Arperum seems accurate to me
 
The alt-F4 drama continues
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yup, if I ever end up in a real battle and lose my cool I'll probably go berserk.
 
I have a Templar who hasn't been named yet but he needs some serious personality adjustment. Klepto is definitely one of the worst negative traits
 
@Arperum do you already have an axe or do we need to get you one?
 
1:58 PM
@twobugs Sounds like @Unionhawk is a jerk in all possible worlds.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Hmmm, not since I moved, my parents should have an axe somewhere though, not a battleaxe though.
 
He was great until that point when he got too stressed out and became Hopeless
 
@Arperum grab 2 regular axes, ductape them together, done :D
 
@KevinvanderVelden Knowing my luck I'll end up cutting myself >_>
 
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Q: Can I move my PSN account from one profile to another on the same PS4?

Max CampbellIt's not that I want the same PSN for both profiles only that I would like to make a new profile and use my PSN account on that instead as I REALLY hate my name.

 
2:00 PM
I want to name one after @Sterno but I haven't encountered a player character who is As Old As Time Itself yet
 
I haven't had anyone go insane since my very first run where @Unionhawk basically murdered everyone
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(Although looking at the cards implies there is one)
 
And that was mostly because I ran out of shovels and made them dig with their hands
twice
 
@Wipqozn is my archer, who is doing pretty well so far but can't match up to @AshleyNunn's murder prowess
Yes Google, I am interested in Destiny. No, I do not want to read the unhinged ramblings of some blog about "How Bungie have used Destiny to abuse loyal gamers!"
Destiny has such a toxic internet fanbase, which is really sad
 
Archers are cool.
@Sterno Damn @Unionhawk
 
2:05 PM
@Sterno Can you make a choice to use your hands when you have to dig (assuming you still have shovels)? Because I think I heard them saying something about "digging with hands" during @twobugs game and he still had shovels
 
Thankfully @Unionhawk's noble sacrifice was enough to appease the RNG gods and everyone else made it out okay
@Arperum Hm, that would make sense but digging with shovels is already awful. I shudder to think about how bad it would be with hands
Shovels is like 5-10% hp off everyone and ~20ish stress
 
@twobugs Or is that because you accidently keep digging with your hands?
 
If I was digging with my hands this whole time I am going to feel like quite the fool
Science may be in order
 
@Arperum I've never tried to make that choice, so I don't know. But I know it auto-inserts the shovel into the item slot when you walk close to the pile
@twobugs What, really? I haven't noticed any downside to using a shovel
 
@Sterno So @twobugs has indeed been digging with his hands.
 
2:09 PM
Hm, this is curious. Sounds like I might be doing it wrong.
 
> Obstacles are Curios that hinder the party's movement along the path. An obstacle must be cleared by using a Shovel or by hand. If no shovel is used, the party takes a high amount of damage to health and sanity, roughly 25% each.
 
No wonder @Uni found everything hopeless, you were taking his job!
 
I haven't noticed damage when using a shovel. it doesn't list any
 
Well I'm embarrassed now
 
@twobugs You're playing/have played Dragon Quest Heroes, right?
 
2:13 PM
Yeah, I beat the main story and need to get started on postgame
 
I can't find any information on how far into the main plot I am.
I'm just about to do the first mission at Yggdrasil.
Just finished up the dwarves.
 
Hm, I'd say about ~60%? There are a lot more sidequests in the later part so if you do those you've got more ground to cover
 
I've been trying to do the side quests as they pop up. There's one I can't quite manage yet, though.
And then I got distracted by the new D3 patch.
But I'll probably go back to DQ heroes sometime this week.
 
I want to beat Type 0 before I really start on the postgame in DQ Heroes. I just have so much left to do to catch up on my gaming backlog
And yeah... Diablo isn't helping
 
Roar!
 
2:17 PM
So close to XCOM 2
Next mistborn book comes out soon too, although I won't be picking it up until next month.
gotta finish liveship first
 
@StrixVaria I think I know which one you're talking about. To fight a special guy in Yggdrasil?
 
@twobugs No, it's a "protect this root" quest in/near the colisseum.
No matter how fast I kill enemies, they file in faster.
 
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Q: Where can I find some prostitutes?

C-dizzleIn order to complete 100% of the game, you must get serviced by a prostitute. The problem is, I can't seem to find any. The one time I did a message came up on the screen stating something to the effect, "You cannot pickup a prostitute in this vehicle". What requirements must be met to pick up ...

 
OH. That one. Yeah, fuck that one.
 
If I rush to kill the portals that spawn enemies, the root is damaged way too much by the time I get back.
 
2:19 PM
Only quest I failed during the main game. Took like 3-4 tries
 
I figure I'll just come back when I'm overleveled for it.
 
Had to make really good use of tension mode to stem the tide of enemies
 
I've found an arcade game I've been searching been the likes of since Metal gear solid ...It's called Phantom Breaker Battle grounds
 
I think once you unlock Zoom points on a map you can always revisit them? That might be helpful
 
It seems like the game takes pity on you as you fail and unlocks zoom locations for you.
I wish you could split the party a bit
let me just go by myself to take out the portals and leave the other 3 to defend.
 
2:21 PM
That would be nice. What characters are you using?
 
Right now it's Aurora, Terry, the girl with the whip who can heal, and the girl with the bow
 
I used Jessica a lot during the main story because her healing is just so good
 
I can't not have that heal spell.
 
I like Maya a lot and Alena, but Terry is amazing too
 
The bow is pretty fun, reminds me of a not quite as deep or interesting Monster Hunter bow.
I don't even know who Maya is. Maybe I haven't gotten her?
 
2:22 PM
Only character I don't really care for is Isla
I think you get Maya very soon after where you are
 
Also, I'm getting the impression (although I haven't played other DQ games) that the characters in this game are from other DQ games.
 
There's also a secret character who is really awesome if you've played the games
Everyone but the two MCs, Isla, and the King are from other DQ games
 
Ok, that makes sense.
Yeah, pretty much everyone is fun to play except Isla so far.
I haven't tried the magic girl who came with the bow girl.
There's almost too many characters to adequately try them all.
 
Maya has a fun gimmick to her, she's based around building up really huge combos
And she can lower defense like Yangus can, which is great
 
I was using Yangus for a while, but switched him out for Terry when I realized that having a clone = double DPS.
 
2:25 PM
@StrixVaria She's good, but different. She's the only really pure mage. Her melee attacks even recover HP
If you like clones, check out Alena. She's got some fun stuff. One of her main abilities splits her into 3
 
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Q: Modded Minecraft giving a NullPointerException on launch

WampyCakesI'm trying to add a few mods to the Revolution modpack on the ATLauncher, but I get this error. The mods and computer specs should be listed in the crash report. On the developer side of things, I tried to pinpoint the code causing it, but failed. Any advice on how to get this working?

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Q: How can I see the effect of Angel Hair Braid?

David YellRecently I started playing Season 5, and I found an Angel Hair Braid. It has an interesting legendary power. Punish gains the effect of every rune. How can I tell that this effect is being applied? Does it matter which rune I select in Punish? Is the only way to tell by watching your char...

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Q: How to I test specific player kills | Minecraft

DerpyBushI'm making a Tower Defense map and my score system is pretty simple, whenever you kill a zombie the 'Money' scoreboard gets 1 more score. I used the command: '/scoreboard objectives add Money stat.killEntity.Zombie Money' To set up the counter for that In my map there are different zombies, som...

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Q: Where can I see the bonus of Warhelm of Kassar?

David YellI found a helmet the other day called Warhelm of Kassar, which has a great bonus to Phalanx. I've since 'cubed' this item to get it's power, and have the bonus of "Reduce the cooldown and increase the damage of Phalanx by 60%." However, when I open the details on my character, I can only see, '...

 
I never saw the first Cloverfield but the concept sounded awesome. I'll probably watch it sometime and then check out the new one
Given my past experience, since I actually want to see Cloverfield it's not on Netflix
 
@twobugs Netflix might as well not even have movies.
I finished season 1 of Arrow yesterday, though, and that was pretty good.
Then I watched the first episode of season 7 of Parks and Rec. I think I might just pretend I never saw that and keep my fond memories of seasons 1-6.
 
Denial is always a good coping mechanism.
 
2:40 PM
I just checked and Cloverfield is, in fact, not on Netflix.
Thankfully, Netflix has Archer!!! That's all we need, right?
Not even going to cc the porkchop for that. Pisses me off they ONLY have Archer and seemingly nothing else.
 
They have Bob's Burgers.
 
Is Cloverfield a good movie? I was planning to watch it!
I see, its getting a sequel.
 
I had already seen most of Bob's Burgers when I first saw Archer, and every time Archer opened his mouth I was hearing Bob.
If anything, it made Archer funnier.
 
I've never seen Bob's Burgers
 
@StrixVaria 'specially after that one episode.
 
2:46 PM
I just really want to watch Seinfeld again and I can't believe Netflix doesn't have it. That's criminal
 
> Modern software barely works when the hardware is correct, so relying on software to correct hardware errors is like asking Godzilla to prevent Mega-Godzilla from terrorizing Japan. THIS DOES NOT LEAD TO RISING PROPERTY VALUES IN TOKYO.
 
Sure it does, if you're trying to sell ringside seats to the Fight of The Century!
 
@Sterno You call it grave robbing, I call it creative archaeology.
 
@MadMAxJr The faculty of which Indiana Jones is the dean of
 
"This belongs in a museum! My museum! Until I sell it!"
 
2:49 PM
@twobugs watches as the crowd he sold tickets to gets squashed: Meh, they signed waivers.
 
This appears to be a fine specimen dating back to two weeks ago. Exquisite form, top hat, gold jewlery. I'll have to take some of these for the exhibit in my living room.
 
> Thinking about security is like thinking about where to ride your motorcycle: the safe places are no fun, and the fun places are not safe.
 

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