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13:01
Mine was a Razr I think. Man, those things were everywhere back in the day
> UDIT: Recommendation to delay upgrade to Windows 10
Well screw you guys, I literally already have it and don't feel like rolling back
Good thing they implemented 802.1x authentication because I don't want to find out Cisco NAC doesn't work
Here's a thing I didn't miss from the NL: having my cards rejected
Someday they'll wake up to the fact that people don't necessarily have bank accounts in their country
So I found a new comics store that may or may not be better than my usual comics store and it's on the commute to/from work.
and that is okay
Unfortunately, they are moving this week.
Fortunately, it's only across the street.
13:09
My digital euros are still euros
with a little effort they can be dollars too!
Your digital Italian euros
:P
@5pike to be fair I don't think it's a matter of Italianness, as much as a matter of non Dutchness
Seriously, though, that's strange. Even in South Korea and China, I could get money from debit machines no problem.
Yay, my second gold badge (also from Fallout Shelter)!
Oh ATMs do work but I've just had to leave a place empty handed because they won't even accept cash, just Dutch cards
13:13
That's silly
@badp Such things should be clearly stated beforehand.
Would there be prohibitive merchant fees associated with accepting non-Dutch credit?
If so, why? I thought the EU was supposed to smooth some of that stuff over...?
@5pike it was written "PIN CARDS ONLY"
but that doesn't say anything about whether or not your card you must use a PIN to pay with will work or not
The clerk herself thought that my card would work
@badp True. It should say "Dutch cards only".
13:17
@5pike they might as well read "GO AWAY" in 10 different languages
@badp Except in Dutch.
@StrixVaria wot
@badp I've only ever seen that in grocery stores, as in, a few lanes with pin only
@Yuuki Very short attention span.
@LessPop_MoreFizz That Mr. Traavik needs a reality check.
> “Both the country and the band have been portrayed by some as fascist outcasts,” he said. “The truth is that both are misunderstood.”
and probably a punch in the face
I mean, DPRK is probably "misunderstood" in the sense that we don't have a full picture of what exactly is happening there. But not in the way he's saying.
@twobugs Yeah.
@KevinvanderVelden I just wanted a cold coffee to kill time with
Still way too many hours to the flight :/
13:37
Easyjet's timetable with Schipol is garbage
@badp No bookstore around where you could get some magazines or something?
Had to wake up at 3am for the flight here
@5pike sure, all in Dutch
@badp Are you at an airport?
Find a good library?
For now I'm just loitering in the hotel lobby
13:38
@badp Oh, I see.
with the tablet off and recharging
Surely there's somewhere you can go to
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Q: Do my vault dwellers eat more when I watch them?

onewhoI recently started playing Fallout Shelter, but I go hours without opening the game and collecting resources. When I go back to the game it looks like a little bit of my existing resources have been used, but not by much. However, if I leave the game open, and watch my vault dwellers I can see my...

@badp you could go here if you want to look for a book: abc.nl
CC @FAE =p
I dunno even what sort of book I'd go for
13:40
Steam's streaming thingmajig... isn't working
Anyone have any experience with it?
Cards Against Humanity is a book?
It's a card game
@PrivatePansy define "not working"
By default it only streams once someone requests to watch
Child of Light seem to have orphaned itself on the parent machine
No, not that kind of streaming. Between two computers
Oh, that sort of streaming
13:42
Also, hmmmm. It seems that you can't stream games that are not full screen
Twitch Plays Dark Souls is a thing.
And they just beat the Asylum Demon.
Uh they thought that was impossible
Do they like play it frame by frame?
@Unionhawk Pretty much.
I guess the playing population just decreased until only people giving a fuck were left
13:47
Freeze for 10 seconds, take vote, do action, freeze for another 10 seconds, vote, do action, rinse and repeat.
@Yuuki That just sounds really boring
What about anarchy?
@badp just like stackegg
Actually only being able to take an action every ten seconds sounds.. Challenging
@badp It sounds like the game itself freezes for those 10 seconds
Not like, you can only do something once every 10 seconds
@Yuuki ew
@5pike not from this crappy thing
I need to waste a couple hours here, then I can go to the airport to have two more hours of free wifi
@badp I'd go to the airport now and waste time there.
The airports in California didn't offer free wifi :|
13:56
It was just "hey, pay us money to use this dumb boingo service!"
@twobugs if you can get a signal, anyway
I didn't have an issue getting a signal, but what really pissed me off was they had separate SSIDs for General Wifi and the dumb paid service
but if you tried to connect to the general wifi it directed you to the paid service
I got to see a Best Buy vending machine, which was surreal
oh yeah, all that splash page thing does is break all of my apps that try to use wifi and get redirected to it
Yep. Stupid and annoying.
user image
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14:00
Don't worry you can pay for WiFi if you want!
Don't ever change, Michelle Bachmann
@Yuuki ಠ_ಠ
But voters, please stop voting for her
Please.
/cc @PrivatePansy
Yes, you don't see any illegal Mexicans in China. But that Wall sure didn't stop the Mongolians from conquering China.
14:01
Just build more wall
@Yuuki so mongolians are chinese mexicans?
The Yuan dynasty (Chinese: 元朝; pinyin: Yuán Cháo), officially the Great Yuan (Chinese: 大元; pinyin: Dà Yuán; Mongolian: ᠶᠡᠬᠡ ᠦᠨ ᠤᠯᠤᠰ, Dai Ön Ulus), was the empire or ruling dynasty established by Kublai Khan, leader of the Mongolian Borjigin clan. Although the Mongols had ruled territories including today's North China for decades, it was not until 1271 that Kublai Khan officially proclaimed the dynasty in the traditional Chinese style. His realm was by this point isolated from the other khanates and controlled only most of present-day China and its surrounding areas, including modern Mongolia and...
Walls worked so well for Berlin anyway
Also, the Wall wasn't built to keep illegals out, mostly because there was no such concept of legal/illegal immigrants five thousand years ago.
14:03
@Yuuki is it really that old?
Now now I'm sure there were migrants all right
@GodEmperorDune Not really. 2,000, maybe 2,500 at most. I'm just going off the image.
> Other purposes of the Great Wall have included border controls, allowing the imposition of duties on goods transported along the Silk Road, regulation or encouragement of trade and the control of immigration and emigration.
so it actually was built to keep immigrants out
@Yuuki What boggles my mind is that people thing that this is totally OK to say and would support it.
Hmm. Interesting, I knew about taxation of goods on the Silk Road.
14:05
They ARE building walls in eastern Europe as we speak
@Yuuki Yeah, 7th-2nd century B.C.
in 2015
Not 5,000 years ago, representative Bachmann
@Yuuki There are multiple walls, IIRC, built over each other
@5pike To be honest, I wouldn't mind building a wall (so long as the immigration process is also reformed). It's just that having Mexico pay for an American wall is just wrong.
14:06
and if the Brits didn't have a water wall they'd totally build one too
The Great Wall of China is a series of fortifications made of stone, brick, tamped earth, wood, and other materials, generally built along an east-to-west line across the historical northern borders of China to protect the Chinese states and empires against the raids and invasions of the various nomadic groups of the Eurasian Steppe. Several walls were being built as early as the 7th century BC; these, later joined together and made bigger and stronger, are now collectively referred to as the Great Wall. Especially famous is the wall built 220–206 BC by Qin Shi Huang, the first Emperor of China...
@PrivatePansy Yes, earliest 7th century B.C., most famous 2nd century B.C.
Darn Brits being all British
@Yuuki we have many other, better things to blow huge amounts of money on
@Yuuki I doubt a border wall would solve much.
14:07
@Yuuki that would just get in the way of law abiding citizens
@5pike No, it wouldn't. But if we can manage to entice the far right into compromising on immigration reform by promising a wall, I would be okay with it.
The Mexican cartels will be happy to buikd your "wall" for you
@badp I was under the impression that the entire point of a wall was to be in the way.
@Yuuki Don't worry, we have them pushing for Immigration Reform 2.0 (14th amendment repealed)
the biggest problem with the wall is that there is this "gulf of mexico" where you can just float around the wall
14:09
Because that's great
@GraceNote but walls are in the way of some things more equally than other things
also, no one ever talks about walling off canada... i don't want to invaded by @Wipqozn
Neutrinos don't give a fuck about walls, and so won't contraband and the cartels
@GodEmperorDune Well, Canada isn't actively sending us @Wipqozn.
Indeed
14:11
duh
@badp all these neutrinos, coming here and stealing our jobs
Also, apparently Josh Duggar (yeah, that guy in the news) also had a paid Ashley Madison account.
Building a wall is in many ways just a way to build special ways through it.
@Yuuki is he the molester one?
@GodEmperorDune Yes.
14:11
such a mess
@Yuuki 2 even from what I've read
@GodEmperorDune "then they came for neutrinos and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a neutrino"
@Unionhawk why would we need to "make america great again" unless canada was secretly sending over the second worst?
@badp To be fair, you couldn't speak up even if you were a neutrino.
@GraceNote especially when the people building it are the very same you want to keep out
14:13
> Someone using a credit card belonging to a Joshua J. Duggar, with a billing address that matches the home in Fayetteville, Arkansas owned by his grandmother Mary ... paid a total of $986.76 for two different monthly Ashley Madison subscriptions from February of 2013 until May of 2015
@GodEmperorDune Because Mexico is allegedly sending over all kinds of bad people on purpose
@badp Yeeep
(for definitions of "allegedly" meaning "the Donald believes that")
@Unionhawk there is a conspiracy theory now that the Donald is only running to make it easier for hillary to win
so if he wins the primary, he will basically give up come the general
It's working!
That said if Berlusconi made it why shouldn't Trump make it, either?
14:15
@Unionhawk Wouldn't it be "The Trump" since that's the name he plasters over all his buildings?
@Yuuki It could be both
What's Berlusconi got that Trump doesn't!
@badp A receding hairline?
I'm sure you have it within yourself to make this happen, US
@Yuuki "the donald" sounds funnier
14:16
(I don't know if Berlusconi has a receding hairline, I just know that Trump has a ridiculous fake-wig hairstyle)
@Yuuki (Yes but you are implying that trump doesn't have a receding hairline)
@Yuuki I do suppose Berlusconi might have a little better taste
though he was found innocent from charges if having paid sex with an underage woman only because he was "unaware" of her true age
(Yknow, Mubarak's "niece")
so that "better" adjective should probably be qualified somehow
What won't a true statesperson do to maintain healthy diplomatic relations
Sacrificing themselves for the greater good of the people they represent
Oh, Mila's my campaign ally today.
@badp Good one.
Morning, Bridge
rawwwr
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Q: what do gems do on steam?

user121761I was looking through inventory on steam and on one of the cards it said turn into gems does anyone know what these do? I turned one of the cards into gems now i have gems in my inventory can anyone help me please?

@Lazers2.0 The answer on the original is outdated. You can make boosterpacks with gems now.
@Arperum Mhh ... add a comment to the accepted answer?
14:42
@5pike On it. I was typing.
Nice
The user who posted that answer hasn't been online since june though.
@GraceNote I don't think there's any king in range though
unless that actually isn't a seed-fixed thing
Well, this is bullshit
Some sort of bug in Fallout Shelter
@badp ...?
14:46
Invincible Rad Roach just killed everyone in my power room
@badp i thought all those young girls were over at his house for some innocent nude sunbathing
Oh, you mean the father?
Er... King, father who lost their daughter, same difference
Yeah
Actually a very important difference but all the same... you should see what happens when you find the father out of range.
@SaintWacko Oh, I should launch that again.
14:47
Eventually.
Right now I can't play
I did break the 500 hero score barrier yesterday
So I saw. Grueling, too. Congrats!
Great
Now I have a room full of dead people and no money to revive them
@SaintWacko I guess that is a bug.
TBF the quest seems easier than the demon king
@SaintWacko yay, fallout shelter
it's possible to get back from that, but it's a pain in the ass
14:49
but maybe that's because I didn't see the 4th shrine
Oh, Force Knight quest?
@SaintWacko you can get rid of them
Yeah
Actually of the class unlock quests I found that one the hardest
@Rapitor They're all good people
14:50
not if they're dead
But that was with a sort of bare loadout. If I tried some of the stuff I can do now, I'd probably clear it much easier.
Didn't launch FO Shelter for two days, come back and my report card has A-'s.
Whoo!
I appreciate not having to deal with the demon lords constant harassment
@StrixVaria Twitch beat the Asylum Demon.
@Yuuki it's like that episode of the office when they break all kinds of profitability records once the boss is gone for 3 months
14:51
I'm at the point in FO where I am overproducing and not sure what to do with it
Probably makes it easier to get to the EotW, too, just ignore the shrines
I don't have enough dwellers to justify building more rooms,
@Rapitor you have nuka cola yet?
That'll be a looong game.
And now I'm low on power because all my primary power techs are dead...
Crap
14:52
@GodEmperorDune what do you mean?
@Rapitor I'm overproducing most things except water, but that's because I only have 3 people working in the plant while I'm training peeps.
BTW did you see the 70k hero score run?
How'd you fair against the boss anyway?
@Rapitor the higher tier production buildings
they suck a lot of resources
I saw your screenshot of it and I'm... kinda skeptical of it.
14:52
I didn't get to the fourth shrine
oh no, i just got 50 dwellers. so I'm training my explorers' luck for now
@Fluttershy I saw that, but they did it in super slow motion, so it feels kind of meh.
I cleared the third
14:53
Almost have a guy with base 10 STR.
Aww, Cromwell died while I was out.
But I revived him and he's bringing back a Rusty Gauss Rifle.
Honestly the person picked the hardest difficulty with several multipliers, so it's actually possible to hit 9999 Life and all those stats by the levelups on that...
Except they started as a Tourist.
i have 2 of each resource production room except water because i've never really needed water. max staffed and 4 training at a time
and finished at 0 km
And 5000 caps.
And that makes me skeptical, even with Panty Shot, about being able to.
Oh if they finished at 0km that's not a legit run then.
14:54
In one of my test vaults, I got Mr. Burke and an Accelerated Railway Rifle from my beginning lunchboxes
Unless that particular victory condition doesn't register km's?
i've gotten a few good dwellrs from lunchboxes, but nobody special
@badp Can you link the screenshot again?
Mr. Burke is amazing
Really high stats
Wish the game wasn't so happy to just let text run off the screen all the time
14:58
Stamina 1001/0
Yeah no that's illegit.
Well, well!
Completing the travel journal very much has a KM distance
Just ten rep short of 1k now!
15:00
She also has the base equipment at max durability.
Does the journal progress carry over between games?
Well then
Probably cheat engine shenanigans.
That would make it too easy
15:01
I don't know if anyone else here plays World of Warships, but maximum clench
Who just links giant.gfycat?
@Rapitor That gif. It's 146MB big. The giant.gfycat subdomain is used for gifs, which is stupid because the point of gfycat is to not have gifs
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Q: Minecraft black screen reboot after joining a server or create a world

HenryRecently my PC started to get a black screen reboot in Minecraft if i join a Server or create a world. It not only happens in Minecraft it also happens to Smite and CS:GO during gameplay What i tried to do I reinstalled Minecraft,Smite,CSGo a few times and cleared all remaining Folders but it ...

Cave. Cave. Is that you Cave?
15:04
@PrivatePansy i clicked the gif button on it because i'm a dingus
complaining intensifies
Unionhawk softly vibrates at 500 Hz
Suddenly I looked to my right and found a spontaneous bag of peanut butter oreos.
15:07
I can't believe that there are people who actually think Donald Trump would be a good president.
@Yuuki Donald Trump wouldn't legalize dank memes. Let's be honest.
Sometimes oreos happen
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@badp You monster.
I amusedly wait for the second entendre to be explained to me
@StrixVaria it doesn't even matter who is president. congress is where all the bullshit happens
15:09
@StrixVaria I can't believe that there are people who actually think Donald Trump is a good person
@Rapitor Figureheads are still important.
Even if only to blame
@Unionhawk /r/SubredditSimulator is just beautifully gorgeous work of art.
I love it so much.
Reminder: Berlusconi won three elections and the elderly still swear by him
Okay, all but one revived
15:10
@badp Old people are the worst.
I can make pretty good money rushing
They're people tbh
@badp Reminder: So did the National Socialist German Workers' Party
Mussolini too
@badp People are the worst.
15:12
@Unionhawk Also, an /r/circlejerk mod tried copying the post to /r/circlejerk apparently.
Yeah, well that's the only place it makes sense to crosspost from /r/SRS
No, he didn't cross-post.
WELL WHATEVER
Just tried copying it and passing it off as his own.
15:15
Whahaha!
Got a guided missile launcher from a lunchbox
20-24 damage
@SaintWacko Miss Launcher?
@djsmiley2k I haven't listened to power metal in years. This is somehow nostalgic even though I've never heard it before. That's a weird feeling.
I'm starting to be concerned about who is packing your lunches.
How many lunches did they pack anyway
@StrixVaria that reminds me I still have to Google what the hell Grace was listening to the other day
European eretic megamixes or something
I watched Lucy. It's even worse than @Wipqozn's socks.
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15:26
D:
/me hasn't watched yet.
but will lol when the time comes
hot and could take me on in a moshpit? yes please :D
Helps when you actually recognize the underlying songs in it though.
@GraceNote clicks...
@SaintWacko Sounds tasty.
Well this is fun and bouncy
@Sterno That's only because your brain is only 10% efficient. You have to utilize at least 30% of your brain to enjoy Lucy.
15:33
The thumbnail was quite different from the expectations. I guess I now have to put on my headphones ~
@Yuuki GLKJLDJLKDJRFD!
So bad
It's the first movie ever where I wanted to punch Morgan Freeman to make him shut up
It's okay if you use 32% of your brain it's still a bad movie
You have to squint your brains just right
wtf youtube. Having me wait for ~5 minutes because I refuse to do anything in some survey you force me to do before you allow me to listen to a song.
wtf
that doesn't sound right
"We're conducting a survey to see how long people will deal with vague survey prompts..."
15:36
Ya, that's what happened.
sure it's legit?
I'm like "fuck this, I refuse to enter in this survey."
> I thought Transformers: Age of Extinction was the most idiotically conceived, stupidly constructed movie of the summer, and I was so mad that I gave it an F-.

Well, I've changed my mind. I've found a movie that's an even worse insult to anyone who (a) likes movies and (b) possesses even the most rudimentary education in science. That movie is Luc Besson's Lucy.
After five minutes the music finally starts.
@GraceNote the original song seems to be the first related video anyway
15:37
WORSE THAN TRANSFORMERS
What the hell is Lucy, anyway?
@badp There's seven songs
Shhhhh
They're all named in the video though
@Sterno they made a movie parody in Italy about the "you only use x% of your brain" idiocy where there's a pill that lets you only use 1%. (That's all I know)
@Yuuki -653, gifv
@Sterno From the trailers I got this ' You normally use 10% of your brain, what if you could use 100%, this woman can, she's called lucy, she has MIND POWARS'
/me facepalms
I'd be willing to overlook the stupid x% of your brain thing if the movie weren't awful in every other way, too
@djsmiley2k Ugh. No. Go away. Stupid bullshit 10% rule nonsense.
15:41
You normally only use 5% of your CPU
It doesn't even work as an action movie
real fact: most people can't actualy multitask
but what if you mined bitcoins?
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Q: Practical method to form/shape nalgene bottle

FuriousFolderAbout a year ago, I lost my Eddie Bauer water bottle, similar to this one: I've been trying to find a replacement, but it seems they've discontinued the model. With that in mind, I'm planning on purchasing this bottle: Unfortunately, the nalgene doesn't have the molded grip which so ende...

or sougt for prime numbers?
15:43
I'd never go remelting plastics
especially when they are for consumption purposes
or analysed random noise looking for extraterrestrial signals?
yey bpa's and other stuff.
@GodEmperorDune ...urf
But nalgene is BPA free, therefore it should be fine to partially melt it
lol
yeah because I'm sure the plastic was tested for this
(the melting, not the bpa)
15:45
> 11. As the movie progresses, we will regularly be kept abreast of Lucy’s increasing cerebral capacity (30 percent! 60 percent!). It’s a useful tool, enabling viewers to judge just how much more of the movie they will have to endure before she hits 100 and it’s over.
It's been answered! OP needs to heat it to 1100 F
SO MUCH THIS
The whole "brain capacity percentage" thing is such crap. A lot of the other brain matter is there for temperature control, redundancy, and electrical insulation... When everything starts firing and interfering with one another, you get a seizure, not telekinetic powers
That said, I heard scarjo was hot in it
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Q: Metro last light starting weapons

ZanepainI'm wondering if ever get back your weapons that the nazis took from you when they captured you near the beginning.

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Q: Testfor from player

RoyalGaming369This probably sounds like a bad question and I should know this, but how do you test for a block relative from a player? I put down a command block with "testfor ~1 ~ ~ " but that did it from the command block. (I expected it to with that) "testfor @a ~1 ~ ~ " didnt work, and neither did "testfor...

Not particularly.
I mean, if you're into her, there are much better movies to watch with her in them
15:50
Oh :(
K, no reason to see that then
@Lazers2.0 Yes, it is a bad question, because you want to use testfor

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