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11:12 AM
I think you could say I am the KING OF DICTIONARIES
All three
 
I think not
 
Italian, English and Inglisc
 
But what about Engrish?
 
I try and keep my bragging under check
@KevinvanderVelden I am not the KING OF DICTIONARY for all forms of Engrish
 
Since when
 
11:14 AM
@KevinvanderVelden Ever. You don't even know that I have a final form
 
0
Q: Is there a plot or story in NFS Rivals?

John PaulI have played only about the first half hour of Rivals gameplay, but I couldn't find any reference to any plot or storyline except that I can be a racer or cop and can also switch between them whenever I wished to. There seems to be no story whatsoever. But when I checked out the Plot section of ...

 
@fredley That thing looks like an add for beer.
 
@Arperum I think that's sorta the point
 
@fredley Are there pictures of him without beer? Because all I can see in the article is him holding beer.
 
Background: Nigel Farage runs a right-wing part called UKIP. An ex-banker, he perpetuates a 'man-of-the-people' image by posing for photographs like this.
Just GIS 'Nigel Farage Pint'
 
11:32 AM
Wait, so his image of the "people" is constantly beer drinking peons?
 
No no, they're just tired and emotional
 
> If I were to win then I would definitely open a pub because I'm going to nationalise pubs if I get the chance.
All I see is an idiot holding beer.
 
@Arperum But those idiots get votes, sadly.
 
@5pike I know, we have an idiot ruling Belgium from the "shadows", but not really shadows. The IS threat made earlier today was adresses to him and to the king, not to the prime minister...
 
11:35 AM
@Arperum Would it be a bad thing if he was killed?
 
@5pike It might cause Pim Fortuyn(Dutch politician who was killed, resulting in the rise of Geert Wilders) levels of stupid, it might stop a new hitler from rising.
(Yes, I did just compare him to Hitler, I'm not the first, and I'm not going to stop doing so)
 
Alright.
 
@Arperum The whole point of Al Murray's campaign is to lampoon Farage
 
Alastair James Hay "Al" Murray (born 10 May 1968), is an English comedian and TV personality well known for his stand-up persona and quick repartee. His best-known character is "The Pub Landlord", a mock-xenophobic but stereotypical publican. In 2003, Murray was listed in The Observer as one of the 50 funniest acts in British comedy. In 2007 he was voted the 16th greatest stand-up comic on Channel 4's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups. == Early life and family background == Murray was born at Stewkley, Buckinghamshire, only son of Lieut-Col. Ingram Bernard Hay Murray (a great-great-great-great-grandson of...
 
@fredley Hahahahaha
 
11:42 AM
Modified flyer.
Actual picture of him.
(He actually lost some weight)
 
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Q: New TF2 Raffle Group, how to promote it?

Dieann63I recently made a new raffle group on steam. But i really dont know how to promote it?? So far ive just been inviting friends but i think i need a better way. Any suggestions? *Rainbow Raffles I'm a bit discouraged. I've also ask all new members to invite their friends.

 
BTW in other King of Dictionary news, you are hereby informed that those weird animations in Hangouts you get when you send hooray and such can now be called Animojicons
 
Mhhh... Why can't I use the "It's not an answer" flag anymore? Did I do something wrong?
It says "you have already raised this type of flag", but I'm sure I did not.
 
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Q: Why can't I flag as "not an answer" even though I've never raised this flag?

JohnoBoyThis is either a bug or an unknown feature I'm unaware of but when I try to flag an answer, the "not an answer" option is grayed out and a message saying "you have already raised this type of flag", even though I never did for that answer. See the following image: Is there something I'm missin...

 
@Arperum I didn't
This popped up 5 minutes ago, and I wanted to flag it. I wasn't in the review queue.
 
11:57 AM
@5pike Neither was the poster of that question, nor I.
@fredley's answer is wrong. The delete vote/looking at the queue he's talking about happens after not being able to vote.
 
Seems like @fredley is already on the case.
 
@5pike I am on the case
 
first thing I did this morning was not being able to flag a post.
@5pike I can't flag that post either.
 
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Q: Do the chat wheel and pings still appear from muted players?

wdhSadly, sometimes I have to mute and report players who are being abusive. I know that muting a player stops me from seeing chat messages and voice from them but does it also stop me from seeing their map pings and chat wheel responses?

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Q: xbox doesnt boot up when connected to 3d monitor with hdmi cable

swapnilmy xbox 360 autoboot when i connect it with my hdtv and works fine, but i hav recently purchased a new 3d monitor . when i connect my xbox with monitor through hdmi it doesnt boot up .there is green light on power button but the spining ring doesnt come up and monitor shows no signal. when i conn...

 
12:20 PM
Oh hey, I know this one
Always nteresting when you see a song and think "I've never listened to that one before", and then you do and realize "oh, it's that song, that's super famous"
cc @fredley @YourMom
 
@Wipqozn Saw title, closed video
 
@fredley haha
Understandable. It's a very repetitive song.
It's the "people are entering this event hall" song
 
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Q: Can I demand the return of cores to my vassal?

atticaeSince the patch that came with the Art of War expansion, it is possible to start wars to reconquest core provinces from enemies that belong to your vassal. However, when I finally win and capture those provinces, I have no option to return those provinces to my vassal. Instead I can only annex t...

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Q: Solar eclipse increase

MotorDog365Are there any ways to increase the spawn rate of solar eclipses? I have waited 73 terraria days and have only got one, is this bad luck or not?

 
Last time I heard it was at my university grad I think
 
@Wipqozn Yeah, it's so overused. Can't stand it.
 
12:31 PM
I need something to listen to. something I've never listened to before.
Just committed some code to the live site, and the files have updated correctly. However, the changes haven't taken effect on the site. Not sure if there's something wrong, or just caching.
Because: Caching.
 
@fredley I hate you so much. It's not even Friday.
I'll never be able to trust again.
 
@Wipqozn You trusted me to begin with?
 
@fredley Well, no. As a general rule I don't trust anyone with a diamond. You guys and gals are all corrupt.
Especially @AshleyNunn.
Speaking of which, @AshleyNunn, should I blame caching?
 
12:39 PM
I DARE SAY
The recaptcha isn't ppearing, but if you try to submit the form it returns my "you need tro fill in the recaptcha error"
Which...isn't surprising at all, and is exactly what I expected.
okay then. The re
OH SON OF A BITCH
 
Any js errors in the console? some kind of 404 somewhere?
 
I forgot to add the api code to the <head>
 
PEBKAC.
 
THERE
CRISIS OVER
Looks like @AshleyNunn was right when she implied (with her silence) that I shouldn't blame cache.
 
@Arperum My brother just contacted me - he wrote down the wrong course. Luckily there were still some spaces open, so I could enrol him...
 
12:47 PM
@5pike Whew.
 
Could have ended pretty bad (for him)
 
Where exactly was he again? Wasn't it Vietnam? Because he might run into my sister then (she's going to vietnam in the near future, I think she's in cambodja this week or something)
@5pike indeed.
 
@Arperum He should be in Vietnam, or Thailand (Bangkok), I don't know for sure. He's on a trip with his girlfriend, so they visit many places.
 
@5pike My sister was in Bangkok last week I think.
 
Well, I could tell my brother to look for a girl from Belgium, whose brother I know from the internet ...
 
1:01 PM
@5pike She's traveling together with some other girl AFAIK. I could tell her to look out for an Austrian couple where I know the brother of the dude through the internet.
This is starting to sound complex :p
 
First trip to the dungeon and we're TPK'd in fight 2
 
@fredley At the very least you could have followed up Friday with an actual suggestion. You monster.
@Sterno Darkest Dungeon?
 
@Wipqozn You listen to whatever it was I sent you the other day?
 
I can image the question "sure, how does he look?" "uhm... no clue, I only know his brother uses a pokemon for an avatar (no chance on earth that she'll know what a slowpoke is)
 
@fredley I tried, but I can't find it.
I GUESS I can be not lazy and do an actual earch
 
1:04 PM
@Wipqozn You could
 
o/
 
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Q: Is it possible to go back to the Slums after story finished?

Nitro.deAs the title says i want to know if it's possible to travel between the slums and the old town after i've completed the Story. Second question for this - is it possible to travel back to slums while the story is in the old town, if yes, is there a fast-travel way available?

 
I am so tired. Not to self: don't EVER have six kids. And then decide to take four of them to a hockey game.
 
@Wipqozn yes
 
1:10 PM
@JasonBerkan wait, what
You have six kids? I thought you only had four.
Holy zeus man, what were you thinking?
holy crap, my respect for you just shot up by 50%.
 
I do only have four, but we're taking care of my two nephews. Six boys in a house is a bit crazy.
 
I'm not even sure how you're still alive.
@JasonBerkan That sounds terrible.
 
@Wipqozn I'm at work most of the day. :P
 
four is still a lot of little monsters
 
I never thought about it before, but @JasonBerkan having all boys is really beating the odds.
With four kids, you'd think at least one girl would have snuck in there.
 
1:19 PM
@Wipqozn My dad has three brothers and four sisters. perfect gender split.
 
@Wipqozn I'm fairly certain equal odds is for all of humanity, not for specific males.
 
My father has 2 sisters and 3 brothers. Well, had 3 brothers. One of his brothers recently passed away.
 
I have four boys, my cousin has four boys, my other cousin has four girls, my brother-in-law has four girls.
 
@JasonBerkan My word.
 
big family
 
1:20 PM
Must be something in the water.
haha holy snap, @JasonBerkan
 
Cousins are far enough removed that you don't see them very often.
 
I was creeping your Facebook profile, and noticed your religious views were "Follower of Paladine". It took longer than it should for me to realize that was a fantasy joke.
 
@Wipqozn I started with Takhisis, but I figured some people might take that the wrong way.
 
> Takhisis is a fictional character from the Dragonlance universe. She is the main goddess of evil and head of the Dark Pantheon.
I can see why
I've never heard of dragonlance before. It's older than me!
 
Dragonlance was the first fantasy I ever read.
 
1:25 PM
I'm pretty sure I've read Dragonlance, or at least some of it. Because Takhisis and Paladine hit some memory. I did rerad a Dutch version though, so it was "Paladijn" IIRC.
 
The main books are quite good (the ones written by Weis and Hickman). However, there were a lot of spin-off novels that were essentially shovelware.
 
@JasonBerkan Yeah, the wikipedia made me assume that would be the case
 
I'm not sure I could recommend Dragonlance Chronicles to anyone at this point but it does surprise me when I hear fantasy nerds haven't read them.
 
@Wipqozn Huh, I somehow knew about her role in things except for her origin being Dragonlance specific.
 
via the magic of @fredley, I'm now listening to this. I rather like it.
 
1:32 PM
@Wipqozn Fauré's pretty great
@Wipqozn see also
 
@fredley Yeah, I've listened to a couple of his pieces before, but I think that was about a year ago now.
 
Oh wow, Gravity Falls beat out Adventure Time, Wonder Over Yonder, Over the Garden Wall and The Legend of Korra to win Best Animated TV Production for a Children's Audience at this year's Annie Award
 
@PrivatePansy Impressive.
Legend of Korra is obviously the best of the lot though. Obviously.
 
Yeah, considering the competition
Adventure Time was last year's winner in this category, I think
 
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Q: Why not build Essence Reaver on Ashe?

Jon StoryI've never seen a recommended build which includes Essence Reaver on Ashe, but I can't work out why. 80 AD, 10% life steal, 10% CDR plus the mana regen means you can leave her Q on permanently during teamfights... why isn't it a perfect item for Ashe? I understand it's not the best first item, ...

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Q: Desperate search for a childhood game

Thelocotaurenim looking for a childhood pc game i used to play about 10 years ago. It was bassically some cars/spaceships running all in some maps, destroying each other and grabing items. The particular thing that i remember is that when 3 nuclear items where grabbed, there was a count down, in which all the...

 
1:54 PM
 
Guess which kid is mine:
Special guests singing the national anthem @WHLpats @BrandtCentre #yqr http://t.co/yjhbbjhOod
 
-1
Q: Good games with low requirements

SempieJust got an zbox ci320 with a Celeron N2930, 4gb 1333mhz ddr3, using his included GPU. I didn't bought the zbox for gaming purposes, but now I have it, I'm interested in what games could it run, anyone of you has experiences with it? For sure, AAA-Games which where released in the last 5 years ...

 
@JasonBerkan I know it's one of the blonde ones.
Probably has curly hair.
Although given I have you on Facebook I get a bit of an advantage.
 
The hint is: we watch football at my house, not hockey.
Which may not help, since not many of you watch football.
 
@JasonBerkan The kid to the right of the 87 jersey?
 
2:02 PM
Close. The kid with the Reggie Wayne (#87) jersey.
 
CLOSE ENOUGH
 
My oldest is also wearing a Colts jersey, but he's in the back, so you can only see his head.
 
@JasonBerkan Far left?
 
@Wipqozn Yup.
 
2:15 PM
> The Liberal Bee Jays, a semi-professional baseball team,
 
@MBraedley I like how the spam user is also called Brian.
Also his hair keeps changing.
 
Real sentence from real wikipedia article.
 
I mean, sure, he spelled it the peasant way,but still.
Bryan > Brian, et cetera
 
@Wipqozn Disagree
 
@MBraedley Sorry man, but I disagree with your disagreeale.
 
2:16 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz what do you honestly expect?
 
@Unionhawk I am just amazed that there is a real baseball team named the Liberal Bee Jays.
It's just so perfect.
 
Wish I were playing Darkest Dungeon right now :(
 
@Sterno I wish I was reading.
 
@Wipqozn You are. Right now.
 
So does Darkest Dungeon feel complete, or is it clearly early access?
@Sterno No I'm not. We have an intern which reads all my chat messages for me.
 
2:20 PM
Hard to say with the 15 min I played. It doesn't have the end dungeon so you can't win. Its incomplete in that sense. But whats there feels pretty polished.
 
Interesting.
It certainly looks like a lot of fun. I'll likely pick it up once it leaves Early Access.
 
@Wipqozn Intern abuse!
 
@MBraedley Oh please. Interns aren't real people.
that's why we chain them to their cages.
 
@Wipqozn True. I've never been fortunate to have one.
 
@Wipqozn Honestly, I think I think the chain is a bit unnecessary considering I'm already in the cage.
Plus it chafes just a bit.
 
2:25 PM
That's what the last intern said, right before he escaped.
 
Not to the point where it actually hurts, but enough to where it's noticeable and annoying.
 
@Yuuki The chains are for when we let them out of the cages. We only lock them in the cages at night when we've all left for the day.
 
@Wipqozn Oh, have you heard Faure's Requiem?
I honestly like it more than Mozart's.
 
@Yuuki I'm not sure
 
I think this is it.
The first few minutes give me chills every time I hear it.
 
2:44 PM
in Monster Hunter, 2 mins ago, by Wipqozn
I wonder if @StrixVaria is planning to pick up the ne monster hunter game
cc @StrixVaria
I wonder if @Sterno will buy it and not play it.
 
Application still hasn't crashed, even though it's been going all night. I FIXED IT! (By doing absolutely nothing!)
 
@Wipqozn Probably not. Definitely not right at launch.
 
@Wipqozn The one for the 3ds?
 
@5pike Correct
Which comes out late next week
 
Anyone else who is interested should join the Monster Hunter chat.
Two years, and still going strong.
 
2:47 PM
@Frank Link? (so lazy)
 
Well, I have a flashcart, so I'll definitely get it. I don't know how good the connection will be, though.
 

 Monster Hunter

All Monster Hunter talk, all the time. Or, just about anythin...
 
Probably also need to get the circle-pad XL
 
HUNTER PENCE WAS A LIBERAL BEE JAY
this is too perfect
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz beejays.net
 
2:53 PM
@Frank interested in what
 
@RedRiderX Yup.
 
@Rapitor In Monster Hunter.
 
oh
 
@Rapitor Join us! We curse a lot!
 
i dont play Mh yet tho
 
2:54 PM
By the way, f--k Savage Jho.
@Rapitor Doesn't mean you can't chat about it.
We'll answer any questions you have as best we can.
 
@Rapitor You can, if you buy Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate for 3DS next week.
Then you'll be cool, like us!
 
yeah it does? no idea what i'd be talking about. I only played tri on an emulator for a few hours and the MMO for like a day
all i did was run around poking everything that moved with the lance
 
Not to mention we post cool videos about people being awesome at killing giant monsters.
And human volleyball.
 
if it still exists in mh4 i'll be using lance or something else pokey.
 
The tl;dr is that everyone should buy Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate next week.
@Rapitor Lance is in MH4U
 
2:56 PM
@Wipqozn If it's available i will :l
 
@Rapitor There's lots of pokey things available.
That's what the game is all about, after all.
 
Arg, some SSL sites aren't working through the work filter.
 
Weapon types in MH4U include: Great Sword, Long Sword, Sword and Shield, Hunting Horn, Hammer, Lance, Gun Lance, Light Bowgun, Heavy Bowgun, Bow, Charge Blade, Switch Axe, Insect Glaive, and Dual Blades.
The Hunting Horn is a musical instrument you use to buff your allies and beat up monsters.
 
@Wipqozn You smash monsters in the head with your instrument.
And somehow, that makes notes you use to buff your team.
 
Does the new monster hunter work on a regular 3DS?
 
3:05 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Yes.
 
Sweet, and does it have multiplayer over wifi? =p
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yes.
 
Double sweet, then I might get it
Cause it's not the kind of game I'd play for long on my own
 
Yeah, get it.
 
@Wipqozn I think I'd need a new DS to buy it and not play it. Not sure I can make that commitment
Or is it not for the new one?
either way, meh
 
3:06 PM
@Sterno It's not exclusive to the new one.
 
@Sterno As of now, the 3DS and New 3DS all play the same games.
 
@Sterno Did you get Darkest Dungeon?
 
@KevinvanderVelden You might not be able to ply with us though. Might be NA and EU servers.
 
I'm going to at least wait until it has a win state to get it.
 
3:08 PM
Then I shall wait and see
 
Not 100% sure. We can find out after launch.
 
And probably forget all about it and not play it
 
@StrixVaria Yes, but I've only had about 10-15 minutes of playtime so far. It's fun
 
@KevinvanderVelden eh, regional servers make sense. If they didn't have regional servers then it would mean people could paly together.That wouldn't make any sense.
 
@Sterno I watched a bit of gameplay, and it definitely seems like it's a good game.
 
I beat the tutorial fight, then went into the first dungeon and everyone died on fight 2
 
@Wipqozn Oh no, that would suck.
 
@Yuuki sweet
 
I'm just not a big fan of the fact that the final dungeon hasn't been implemented, and therefore there is no way to "win" and beat the game. You just keep leveling up forever.
 
My daughter is home sick with a 101 fever so I have to skip work and watch her instead of skipping work to play video games.
 
3:10 PM
@Sterno Nice. Did you hire more guys first?
 
@Yuuki awesome
 
@StrixVaria Yeah.
 
@Sterno Your daughter sounds really selfish.
Doesn't she realize she's supposed to be just sick enough to warrant you staying home, but not watching her?
 
Your daughter should probably just woman up and play games with you
 
Battlefield Hardline has some strange reloading animations
 
3:15 PM
At least you are safe from bears at home.
 
> cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
 
@fredley that's too much butter, the recipe won't work
 
@fredley so funny deathstare.
 
@MattGiltaji :(
Disclaimer: my girlfriend sent me this
 
3:16 PM
@fredley but the joke is delicious
 
@Frank there's more slicy
 
@fredley Porkchops have girlfriends?
 
@fredley You should call her "pour into pan" tonight.
@MattGiltaji Except you don't know how much sugar/flour is needed.
 
@Wipqozn Well, it's not called "meat and potatoes" for no reason.
New headcanon: @fredley's girlfriend is @Potato @Chippies.
 
@Yuuki Chippies?
 
3:20 PM
@fredley Works for me.
 
@fredley that sounds directly out of a metal song
 
NOPE
 
@Wipqozn I like how you picked the exact same image
Great minds
 
3:24 PM
@fredley I was seeing if I could post an image which linked to not the image
But it wouldn't embed the image into chat
 
@fredley I hate you so much
I even gave you the idea
 
@Wipqozn And you still fell for it
 
@fredley You need another paddlin'?
 
3:25 PM
I can't believe I fell for that twice in one day.
I'm so ashamed.
I should probably delete my account. Or just run for Lifehacks mod.
 
I even named the image 'RB Troll'
 
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Q: how to get burnt villages back to good conditon in game mount and blade with fire and sword

sehaj joharI had to go to the village nesvisz to continue the quest of THE SECRET OF BLACK MACE but when I went there I found that village has plundered.Plz. if anyone knows how to get the village back to its good condition plz.. share

 
@fredley Obvious Jester still gets lynched.
 
@JasonBerkan I was exe, Wipqozn knew he was my target. Still got lynched.
 
I just wanted @fredley to have a victory for once.
OH BUUURRRNNN
 
3:29 PM
@Yuuki that is awesome
 
also, I should grab lunch
 
@Rapitor If it was a metal lyric I'd guess it would be black or death metal. With a small chance for it being trash metal. Most other genres have completely different lyrics.
 
@Batophobia Sorry @bat
It was aimed at @Wipqozn, you were just collateral damage
 
Not even Friday.... No day is safe....
 
3:45 PM
I guess I should use more generic troll videos on other days, but nothing is quite as annoying as that video
 
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Q: What does the school do?

RapitorOne of the facilities you can rent/purchase is called the School and its description/bonus is simply "Recruit promising students". I have had the school installed for quite a while and have had an open employee slot thinking it would "create" an employee. It has done nothing of the sort. What d...

 
@fredley You could use the South Park Lorde song on Wednesdays inb4 you have no idea what I'm talking about
Or you could just use Friday and watch people be mad
And use something generic on Fridays
 
 
Really, posting Friday on days that are not Friday sounds like bridge-trolling gold
 
@Yuuki I would totally get that.
 
3:48 PM
@Frank It just might happen, considering the better DLC stuff we're getting this time around.
 
@Unionhawk I do know
I am Lorde, yah yah yah
 
But like I said, the Bridge is full of pedants. If you post Friday on Friday, they're just mad because it's Friday. But if you post it on a Tuesday...
 
@Unionhawk But it's Wednesday.
 
@Unionhawk well did they check behind the sofa?
 
@Yuuki And we've got Mario felynes, so it could be possible to get Metroid stuff.
I'd even pay for that DLC.
 
So we're finally getting a traditional JRPG then?
 
@Yuuki If it's just fetchquests, no thank you.
 
@Yuuki So gonna love that.
 
Lego Jurassic Park game:
 
Actually, the Reddit post screwed it up. Xenoblade Chronicles X may or may not be 300 hours long, but it will now track your playtime up to and maybe beyond 300 hours.
 
3:56 PM
@Yuuki That sounds more sensible..
Xenoblade Chronicles X is a game, I'd consider buyinga Wii-U for.
 
@Batophobia I'm such a sucker for the LEGO games. This one should be fun.
 
Apparently, the executive director did a playtest and clocked in at 300 hours.
 
I don't know a thing about Xenoblade Chronicles other than the one on Wii was a hot item due to limited availability
 
Hold onto your butts and hope the FCC has their case ready for this
 

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