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Wipqozn

6:00 PM

I've been trying to debug this for 15 minutes now

It kept getting 1.

I thoughtI was somehow fucking up my print out of the result

BUT NOPE

murgatroid99

@Wipqozn You might also like reddit.com/r/lolphp

Wipqozn

I've used curl multiple times

I always forget this, becuse it's such a stupid design decision'

Powerlord

@Wipqozn Question: What is the default in libcurl?

Wipqozn

@Powerlord I'm not sure, but that is a qood question

murgatroid99

@Wipqozn "stupid design decision" is a good characterization of PHP as a whole

Matt Giltaji

6:01 PM

@murgatroid99 i prefer phpthegoodparts.tumblr.com

Wipqozn

I'm not going to fix that type.

qood is my new good.

murgatroid99

@MattGiltaji That's been posted there

Matt Giltaji

@murgatroid99 ah damn

fredley

First Nethack bot ascension

murgatroid99

I am writing a PHP C extension, so I have extra hatred for the language

Powerlord

6:02 PM

PHP devs tend to be lazy and just write wrappers around C/C++ apis.

Unionhawk

> The <=> spaceship operator

what

Tim Stone

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

Powerlord

Hence if libcurl does it one way, it's not a surprise that PHP's curl functions would do it the same way... even if it isn't useful.

Having said that, I don't see a CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER in the docs for libcurl

Wipqozn

@MattGiltaji reminds me of this

reddit.com/r/thingsjonsnowknows

fredley

@TimStone ...ship operator

Tim Stone

6:03 PM

Thanks, I dropped the ball there.

More PHP fun just for @Wipqozn.

Yuuki

> define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter

wut

murgatroid99

PHP does every possible thing wrong in every possible way

The C API is literally thousands of lines of #defines

Powerlord

#define MAKES_SENSE "not"

murgatroid99

And about 50 total lines of comments

All to explain one hash function

Powerlord

Honestly, I'm not exactly a fan of preprocessor defines as opposed to language-level constants.

fredley

6:07 PM

@Powerlord That not

murgatroid99

@Powerlord Actually, it does have one enum. But most of the other constants are preprocessor defines

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Powerlord

Whoops, I should grab my lunch. brb.

murgatroid99

typedef enum {
  SUCCESS =  0,
  FAILURE = -1,		/* this MUST stay a negative number, or it may affect functions! */
} ZEND_RESULT_CODE;

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