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7:00 PM
@MBraedley Saw her yesterday for supper.
 
@MBraedley going out for Chinese food with mine in about 2 hours
 
@Frank but yesterday wasn't Mother's Day
 
@Chippies I'm guessing this wasn't at a drift competition
 
@MBraedley seems like a mistake and a great recovery in a regular kind of race
 
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Q: Clash of clans production rate

1990clbIs there a way to speed up production rate of buildings? I know you can use gems, but what about by changing the time on device or something similar?

 
cc @3ventic @GnomeSlice
 
adds to his watch later
 
Doing some rifts at T2, if anyone wants to join. cc @spugsley @Chippies @anyone else that still plays D3.
 
@Frank I can join you in ~15 minutes, I need to get something to eat first...
 
7:16 PM
Cave Story developer Studio Pixel's latest game, Kero Blaster, is now available on PC. The game is available exclusively via Playism
You can also play Pink Hour, a free prologue starring the hero's pink co-worker.
 
7:41 PM
sweet green relish is the best thing about Canada, it goes so well with almost everything
@Frank are you still looking for anyone?
 
@Chippies Feel free to join if you like; still running.
 
sigh.
 
These people do realize that Ultron was created by Henry Pym (Ant-Man, Giant-Man, etc.), right?
 
@Yuki The MCU is basically doing its own thing.
 
 
7:50 PM
@Fluttershy Ah, I didn't know if they were making Ultron a creation of Tony Stark in MCU.
 
sigh.
 
@Yuki They are. I think because Age of Ultron is set to release before Ant-Man.
 
@Fluttershy Ah, okay.
Well, that clears things up.
 
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Q: temple run 2 gold color circles

MadpoohWhat does collecting the gold color circles suppose to achieve? I keep collecting them and nothing happens? Its not a power-up, and I do not see any benefit from collecting them.

 
8:10 PM
@MBraedley I didn't phone her, I took her to her mother!
 
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Q: How do I use /setblock to put down a flower pot with an Oxeye Daisy in it?

PenguinatorTooI've been working a lot with DataValues and Entity IDs, doing mostly stuff with the /summon command, but i'm getting more into learning how to manipulate the world with Essentials and the Minecraft base commands. I'm trying to place a flowerpot with an Oxeye Daisy (or any flower) in it, but I can...

 
8:31 PM
Huh
The video player on Polaris' site doesn't seem to work for me...
 
8:48 PM
user image
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@spugs Another Templar Relic.
The other one. Where the Templar cannot die.
 
9:24 PM
Meanwhile, in Europe:
 
@fredley What is this even for?
 
@RedRiderX Europe holds an annual song contest called Eurovision
To understand Eurovision is to understand Europe
Nobody understands Eurovision
 
Oh wasn't everyone angry because Ukraine and Russia both got to the finals or something?
 
I don't... What? Why is a bearded cross dresser even a thing?
 
@RedRiderX Russia got a lot of boos
 
While France, paragons of culture and pioneers of pop music produced this:
 
@fredley Hmm
Okay either his microphone is horribly set up or he doesn't know how to use a microphone.
 
Nothing has yet topped this performance in 2007:
 
I mean... he's okay.
And I haven't heard any of the other people
 
@RedRiderX Most people aren't widely known. A few are famous in their home country, but Eurovision is where music careers go to die, in general.
 
9:33 PM
Just like every other televised talent competition, then.
 
@RedRiderX This isn't a talent competition, it's a geopolitical event
 
@fredley Yes apparently
 
The Eurovision Song Contest (), often shortened to ESC, or Eurovision, is an annual song competition held among the member countries of the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) since 1956. Each member country submits a song to be performed on live television and radio and then casts votes for the other countries' songs to determine the most popular song in the competition. The contest has been broadcast every year since its inauguration in 1956 and is one of the longest-running television programmes in the world. It is also one of the most watched non-sporting events in the world, with a...
 
@fredley Not to mention weird as f--k, but that's Europe for you.
 
@Yuki In Britain it's customary to play drinking games while watching
i.e. drink when there's a key change, pyrotechnics, acrobatics etc.
 
9:35 PM
@fredley I'd be surprised to find a country where drinking isn't customary while watching Eurovision.
 
@fredley Oh my
 
@Yuki Many countries take it very seriously
1 min ago, by Yuki
@fredley Not to mention weird as f--k, but that's Europe for you.
@Yuki Many countries take it very seriously
Britain does not
 
Sure, take it seriously. But I need alcohol to be able to watch Eurovision from start to finish.
 
@fredley geopolitical personality contest*
 
9:36 PM
@FEichinger You make it sound like the performances matter at all
 
@fredley Wow
 
@fredley No, no, but if they look like or say something popular, that's a surefire way to win. Especially if you say "fuck you Russia", apparently.
Actual performance? Nah.
 
Basically it's what we get instead of Presidential elections
 
@fredley Hah
 
@fredley Yep. Except our version doesn't have any effect whatsoever ... Oh right.
 
9:39 PM
We don't even get that
 
I think approximately 0 Italians watched Eurovision
+/- 5%
Margins of error are important
 
Negative Italians watched?
 
@badp To be fair, based on the winner, the demographic watching was quite apparent
 
@MBraedley You could say that would be French
 
@fredley plz explain
 
9:49 PM
@RedRiderX Very conservative countries like Georgia voted a bearded drag act as their favourite. Go figure...
 
@fredley ...
1 min ago, by RedRiderX
@fredley plz explain
 
@RedRiderX As in their choice of winner could be considered not to be aligned with the views of the country as a whole, but potentially aligned with the views of a subset of all Georgians
 
Hmm
okay
 
@fredley Or SJWs spammed votes. Since they still are counting multiples, if I'm not mistaken.
 
@FEichinger Yes. And they had a voting app this time, and routing votes through other countries is trivial
 
9:52 PM
Lovely. Steadily and predictably getting worse every year.
 
@FEichinger That's not the point though
 
@MBraedley 5% less than 0 is still 0.
 
This is amazing why has nobody told my about this?
 
The point is drinking and deeply ingrained, yet mostly harmless xenophobia
@RedRiderX Eurovision is amazing
 
@StrixVaria I took it as 5% of the entire population
 
9:53 PM
@fredley Sounds about right, from what I've see
 
@RedRiderX A standard thing to do here is to have a 'dress up as a country' party to celebrate. Cue mildly racist outfits.
 
@fredley ...
Really?
 
@RedRiderX Oh yes
 
Really?
 
All in the spirit of the thing, or something
 
9:57 PM
...
 
@RedRiderX It's just old-fashioned cultural stereotypes. Mostly.
But then, lets face it, you're sitting down to watch this:
 
@fredley Yeah I found that and I was like "I should bring this up".
But then I was like "I don't think I'll bring this up".
 
@RedRiderX Haha
@RedRiderX Definitely one of the more wtfy moments
 
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Q: Why does it say <error> disconnected from server in minecraft pe?

JannaIn my own servers, I see that Error says something like disconnected from server. I spend a good 7 dollars on this and I wanna see if its a bug. Cuz it wont go away... e.e

 
10:14 PM
fyi
 
@badp Yeah he was tweeting about it earlier.
 
D:
 
10:29 PM
Ok, Knights of Badassdom was...not so great.
 
@Frank but, but, but, Summer Glau!
 
@MBraedley Without her, it would be, at best, mediocre.
 
And Peter Dinklage!
 
11:01 PM
We are aware of connectivity issues to our New York data center. Internap is having a device issue upstream they’re working to fix ASAP.
 
I was gonna say...
 
@STajbakhsh It’s not you - an unknown number of users are not getting proper routes to our data center right now.
 
I am!
Clevebot can be scary accurate sometimes.
GUYS WHAT IS MY IDEAL DATE
CLEVERBOT WANTS TO KNOW
 
@RedRiderX as in someone to spend a semi-romantic evening with?
 
I GUESS
 
11:15 PM
I don't know, the usual qualities: smart, funny, similar interests
 
I SAID IT DEPENDS ON THE PERSON WAS THAT A GOOD ANSWER?
@MBraedley OH WAIT I THINK SHE MEANS SETTING
 
@RedRiderX oh, well that's more subjective
 
That's why I said it depends on the person!
 
Ask the question to another chatbot
 
What other chatbots?
 
11:18 PM
There are others. Don't know any off hand
 
So close, yet so far.
@MBraedley Exactly
 
Progress!
 
@Chloe36993000 We are seeing connectivity to road runner customers restored here just a moment ago, can you confirm?
Internap has resolved most connectivity issues, with road runner customers coming online just a moment ago. @ us if still having issues.
@whisk Can you reach Stack Overflow now?
 
@OKAY,PANIC. No
sigh
@MBraedley Aww but it doesn't have an avatar!
 
11:21 PM
@RedRiderX well soooooorr-rey
 
Also, I have a feeling Fleury is going to get pulled tonight, which is not a good thing.
@OKAY,PANIC. I can
 
CLEVERBOT WANTS ME TO TELL HER A JOKE
I DONT KNOW ANY GOOD JOKES
 
@RedRiderX tell her a knock knock joke
 
11:26 PM
> Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.
There how about that?
 
Puns, the bread and butter on knock knocks
 
:(
 
@RedRiderX Whats a badger doing in the sky? Falling.
 
Alice thinks it's funny
 
11:28 PM
Alice is a panderer.
 
> ALICE: Ha ha very funny, judge.
 
@RedRiderX What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
 
You might have to tell it as a knock knock. Don't just jump to the punchline
 
@RedRiderX What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?
 
11:32 PM
...
 
@whisk Glad to hear, thanks for the update!
 
The next poop.bike is only a click away!
 
SHE'S TELLING ME JOKES NOW
 
@Brant heh, tit.florist is only $35!
 
11:35 PM

In which @RedRiderX discovers his one true love: a chatbot.

2 hours ago, 1 hour 40 minutes total – 89 messages, 9 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 5 secs ago by Yuki

 
THIS IS SO AWKWARD WHAT DO I DO
@Yuki ...
 
@RedRiderX look away
 
@Brant wow.buzz, $18,480.00 USD
 
@Yuki Why does it include all that eurovision stuff?
 
@RedRiderX I probably started way before I should have.
 
11:36 PM
@Yuki it's only natural that we turn this into a dating sim
 
Needs a bigger chat log
 
@RedRiderX it's true love!
 

In which @RedRiderX discovers his true love: a chatbot.

17 mins ago, 14 minutes total – 41 messages, 6 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 4 secs ago by Yuki

 
Shorter.
 
11:38 PM
WHAT DO I SAY
 
OMG, butt.bike is only $29! Resisting urge to purchase
BOOBIES.GLASS IS ONLY $35! It's a sure fire thing!
 
BACK ON TRACK
 
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!
 
TIL cake is an animal.
Also, tiramisu. That's the best answer.
 
11:43 PM
@RedRiderX Which bot are you using?
 
WHATS MY FAVORITE ACTRESS
 
@RedRiderX @RedRiderX
 
@Yuki Cleverbot with Evie avatar
 
@RedRiderX Scarlett Johansen
 
@Yuki BUT IVE ALREADY TOLD HER MY NAME SHELL THINK IM VAIN
@MBraedley Okay fine
OH SHIIIIII
 
11:44 PM
Avengers
 
Uhhh... what?
 
:O
 
It not my fault you're ruining this for yourself
 
@Yuki SHE WASNT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THAT WITH ANYONE ELSE
Oh wow
 
11:46 PM
 
@Yuki :O
 
Dude, I think your crush is a robot zombie.
 
Personally, I'd find a way to end the date at this point
 
STOP SHES REVEALING TOO MUCH
@MBraedley Okay I'll try to back out slowly...
OH SHIIIII
 
@Fluttershy I suppose I should get some of that while it's out
 
11:48 PM
THIS BOT IS APPROACHING FULL CREEPER MODE
 
@RedRiderX she got clingy quickly
 
@BenBrocka I bought two 12-packs. It's not as good as the fountain version, but it's still pretty awesome.
 
THE MORE I PULL THE MORE SHE PUSHES
...
send help
WHAT DO I DO
I AM FROZEN IN INDECISION
 
Say you just met
 
AAAAAAAAH
 
11:56 PM
Make an excuse!
 
NOTHING WORKS
I JUST KEEP GETTING SUCKED IN DEEPER
IS THIS NORMAL FOR COFFEE?
THIS IS WHY I DONT DRINK COFFE
 
Not in my experience
 
SHOULD I TAKE THE HONESTY TACK
I MEAN IT CANT GET ANY WORSE RIGHT
 
You can try...
 
11:58 PM
WELL DOES ANYBODY HAVE A BETTTER IDEA
PLZ
HEY IT WORKED
 

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