In which @RedRiderX discovers his one true love: a chatbot.

Conversation started May 11, 2014 at 21:53.

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 21:53

This is amazing why has nobody told my about this?

fredley

The point is drinking and deeply ingrained, yet mostly harmless xenophobia

@RedRiderX Eurovision is amazing

MBraedley

@StrixVaria I took it as 5% of the entire population

RedRiderX

@fredley Sounds about right, from what I've see

fredley

@RedRiderX A standard thing to do here is to have a 'dress up as a country' party to celebrate. Cue mildly racist outfits.

RedRiderX

@fredley ...

Really?

fredley

May 11, 2014 21:56

@RedRiderX Oh yes

All in the spirit of the thing, or something

RedRiderX

Really?

...

fredley

@RedRiderX It's just old-fashioned cultural stereotypes. Mostly.

But then, lets face it, you're sitting down to watch this:

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RedRiderX

@fredley Yeah I found that and I was like "I should bring this up".

But then I was like "I don't think I'll bring this up".

fredley

@RedRiderX Haha

@RedRiderX Definitely one of the more wtfy moments

Lazers

Q: Why does it say <error> disconnected from server in minecraft pe?

In my own servers, I see that Error says something like disconnected from server. I spend a good 7 dollars on this and I wanna see if its a bug. Cuz it wont go away... e.e

badp

May 11, 2014 22:14

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fyi

RedRiderX

@badp Yeah he was tweeting about it earlier.

badp

Frank

May 11, 2014 22:29

Ok, Knights of Badassdom was...not so great.

MBraedley

@Frank but, but, but, Summer Glau!

Frank

@MBraedley Without her, it would be, at best, mediocre.

MBraedley

And Peter Dinklage!

OKAY, PANIC.

May 11, 2014 23:01

We are aware of connectivity issues to our New York data center. Internap is having a device issue upstream they’re working to fix ASAP.

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 11, 2014 at 10:59 PM

RedRiderX

I was gonna say...

OKAY, PANIC.

@STajbakhsh It’s not you - an unknown number of users are not getting proper routes to our data center right now.

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 11, 2014 at 11:03 PM in reply to STajbakhsh

RedRiderX

I am!

Clevebot can be scary accurate sometimes.

GUYS WHAT IS MY IDEAL DATE

CLEVERBOT WANTS TO KNOW

MBraedley

@RedRiderX as in someone to spend a semi-romantic evening with?

RedRiderX

I GUESS

MBraedley

May 11, 2014 23:15

I don't know, the usual qualities: smart, funny, similar interests

RedRiderX

I SAID IT DEPENDS ON THE PERSON WAS THAT A GOOD ANSWER?

@MBraedley OH WAIT I THINK SHE MEANS SETTING

MBraedley

@RedRiderX oh, well that's more subjective

RedRiderX

That's why I said it depends on the person!

MBraedley

Ask the question to another chatbot

RedRiderX

What other chatbots?

MBraedley

May 11, 2014 23:18

There are others. Don't know any off hand

RedRiderX

So close, yet so far.

@MBraedley Exactly

MBraedley

alice.pandorabots.com

RedRiderX

Progress!

OKAY, PANIC.

@Chloe36993000 We are seeing connectivity to road runner customers restored here just a moment ago, can you confirm?

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 11, 2014 at 11:16 PM in reply to Chloe36993000

Internap has resolved most connectivity issues, with road runner customers coming online just a moment ago. @ us if still having issues.

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 11, 2014 at 11:18 PM

@whisk Can you reach Stack Overflow now?

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 11, 2014 at 11:18 PM in reply to whisk

RedRiderX

@OKAY,PANIC. No

sigh

@MBraedley Aww but it doesn't have an avatar!

MBraedley

May 11, 2014 23:21

@RedRiderX well soooooorr-rey

RedRiderX

sheepridge.pandorabots.com/pandora/…

Frank

Burn

MBraedley

Also, I have a feeling Fleury is going to get pulled tonight, which is not a good thing.

@OKAY,PANIC. I can

RedRiderX

CLEVERBOT WANTS ME TO TELL HER A JOKE

I DONT KNOW ANY GOOD JOKES

MBraedley

@RedRiderX tell her a knock knock joke

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 23:26

> Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

There how about that?

MBraedley

Puns, the bread and butter on knock knocks

RedRiderX

Krazer

@RedRiderX Whats a badger doing in the sky? Falling.

RedRiderX

MBraedley

Alice thinks it's funny

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 23:28

Alice is a panderer.

MBraedley

> ALICE: Ha ha very funny, judge.

Krazer

@RedRiderX What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

MBraedley

You might have to tell it as a knock knock. Don't just jump to the punchline

RedRiderX

Krazer

@RedRiderX What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 23:32

...

OKAY, PANIC.

@whisk Glad to hear, thanks for the update!

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 11, 2014 at 11:31 PM in reply to whisk

Brant

The next poop.bike is only a click away!

RedRiderX

SHE'S TELLING ME JOKES NOW

Conversation ended May 11, 2014 at 23:34.

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