The Bridge

Wipqozn

15:00

Sometimes I love living in a winter wonderland, since snow days mean I can play vide games on my lunch break.

That is to say, it's age of wonders time!

cc @Arperum

GnomeSlice

storestteampowered.com

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT

Frostbite now runs on the #WiiU since it is the most powerful Gen4 platform, our renderer is now optimized for Mario and Zelda.

Tweeted by FrostbiteEngine on April 1, 2014 at 8:48 AM

April Fool's day is stupid

Krazer

Fluttershy

@Krazer :o Random question, but what kind of phone do you have?

Arperum

@Wipqozn damn you! But my day of work is nearly over, so I can start playing too!

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE ACTUAL STEAM URL

Krazer

15:07

@Fluttershy a Nexus and a 4S

GnomeSlice

@Unionhawk Yeah I know

Unionhawk

k just checking

GnomeSlice

store.steampowered.com/app/213450

Fluttershy

@Krazer Oh. :( Your toolbar looked like mine, and I was hoping it was the same phone. I'm currently having a problem with mine.

Krazer

@Fluttershy What phone? What problem

Fluttershy

15:08

@Krazer HTC One. Won't dial out.

GnomeSlice

Deaf woman hears for the first time

Krazer

@Fluttershy Who's your provider?

Fluttershy

@Krazer Verizon.

Krazer

@Fluttershy can you send or receive text?

Lazers

0

Q: How can gold be traded to other players Diablo 3?

So now that the Auction House(s) are down, how can you legitimately trade gold to other players? For example my brother wants the recipe for the new infernal machines and it costs 5,000,000 gold. I have 127m that I have massed up from before the AH was removed but he only has 1.2m. How can I...

diablo-3 pc

Fluttershy

15:11

@Krazer I can. And I can make some calls, but I can't figure out what the limitation is. :\

Krazer

@Fluttershy do you have a sim card to go with it?

Also, are you roaming? Because it may be an issue with the local roaming tower not communicating properly with Verizon

Frank

Well, that was much killing.

SaintWacko

unicorn animations are best

Fluttershy

@Krazer No to all.

Arperum

@SaintWacko The unicorn voting animations are pretty nice indeed.

@Fluttershy what does your phone do when you try to do your call?

Fluttershy

15:22

@Arperum Nothing at all. It doesn't ring or anything. Just stays on the "dialing" screen.

Krazer

@Fluttershy When did this start happening?

Arperum

My (old) HTC desire sometimes just tells me it accepted a call/succeeded in getting through to someone else, but that person then ends on my voicemail and I hear nothing at all.

Fluttershy

@Krazer Last night.

Arperum

It's kinda weird. But I blame it on the thing being old.

Krazer

@Fluttershy It could be that service is down in your particular area

Fluttershy

15:29

I can't receive calls either! D:

Krazer

@Fluttershy do you have LTE?

If so check to see if your data works

Fluttershy

On the phone with Verizon support (yayyy Google Talk!). My phone isn't communicating with their network.

Lazers

0

Q: why won't my ps3 go work online?

my question is how do you fix connection online for ps3? when I try to go online it said (error you have been logged out of psn) what does that mean, how do you fix it!!!!!! any answer or comments whould be nice thanks!

ps3

Panic Bomb

This unicoin mining game needs a turbo button

Unionhawk

I'm using the AHK script I wrote (or I think, more likely, someone else wrote) to solve that.

I can compile and upload somewhere if you really want

Panic Bomb

15:40

Haha, no, I think I've probably seen all there is to see out of that joke by this point

But thanks :D

Unionhawk

Speaking of AHK, I need to fix my "Login to Cisco for dang's sake" script >_> that's going to be moderately annoying.

Cool, the one I saved isn't the same as the one I compiled. asdf

Actually, it's not too different

Fluttershy

I wonder how many job interview calls I've missed over this...

Krazer

@Fluttershy Do you have Google Voice?

Fluttershy

@Krazer Through my browser, yeah.

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk Me too

That may be where you got it :P

Unionhawk

15:46

Possibly

SaintWacko

What does yours look like?

Unionhawk

I think I got it from the AHK forums

It works only when capslock is on

Krazer

@Fluttershy do you have it linked to your phone? If you do you can pick up called you've missed on your computer via chrome

Fluttershy

@Krazer I do not. :(

Krazer

@Fluttershy I recommend it, when you get the chance

Unionhawk

15:49

Bah, I don't remember how to make an AHK compiled script a nodecompile...

Ah well, I'll look at that later

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk Ah, not mine, then. Mine uses #IfWinActive so it only works on the windows/tabs I specify

M'vy

hm I was nearly expecting fake moderation tools for fake 20k rep

Wipqozn

That was a costly siege (cc @Arperum)

Oh, of coruse it didn't take the screenshot when the skuls were up.

There we go

Arperum

@Wipqozn I'm assuming the ones without healthbar are dead?

Wipqozn

@Arperum Ah right, didn't notice that.

Well the ones with skulls are dead in this one!

Origami Robot

16:00

@Wipqozn What is this game about?

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Age of Wonders III.

She took over that castle since it undefended, and finally got it back.

Arperum

Yea, rather pricey. What kind of murderous pricks defended that city that was rightfully yours?

Wipqozn

@Arperum IT actually was mine this time!

GOBLIN POWER

@OrigamiRobot I'll tell you once I get upstairs on my laptop.

MBraedley

jpeg is the worst

2

Wipqozn

which will be in 2 minuts

So first, @OrigamiRobot, here's my liveblog from last night

well, at least since I started using poicture

GOBLIN POWER

18 hours ago, 32 minutes total – 42 messages, 5 users, 5 stars

Bookmarked 29 secs ago by Wipqozn

fredley

16:08

@Sterno Lifehack

Wipqozn

The game is like a cross between Heroes of Might and Magic and Civilization. It's a turn-based 4X Game focused primarily on warfare, with tactical turn based combat (like XCOM).

You start by choosing a class and race for your leader, which will determine the units your empire can use. You start off with one city, but can gain more either through conquest, diplomacy, or by building them. You produce units and buildings in cities, and cost a money + time (i.e. this unit will take 50 gold + 2 turns to make).

Frank

@Wipqozn Civ, with magic, with XCOM battles.

Fluttershy

Problem solved! There's a network outage in my area. I can send/receive texts, but I can't send/receive calls. They're working on it.

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn Huh. That sounds awesome

Wipqozn

@Frank That's another way to describe it, yeah.

Fluttershy

16:09

(cc: @Krazer)

Frank

@Wipqozn Much simpler way. :P

Wipqozn

Oh, and units level up too, with their levle being referred t as their rank.

Heroes are an exception, since they have actual levels. Heroes are unique units, which you could think of as the leaders of your army.

The goal is to be the last man standing, basically. You can form alliances with other players, but if they're not allied with you the you'll need to kill them to win.

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn Ooohhhh

I love units leveling

Wipqozn

Yeah, it's cool.

SaintWacko

One of my favorite things about SoaSE and C&C

@Wipqozn Okay, so you can form permanent alliances where you win together?

Wipqozn

16:17

It seems that a unit can rank up four times (not counting heroes). Their stats increase at every rank up, and it seems at every second rank up (i.e. Rank 3 and 5) they gain some additional ability. For example, I have ranged units which gain the ability to inflict poison at Rank 3.

Frank

Ok. Stay away from buying anything from KlearGear. They ain't worth dealing with.

Wipqozn

well, every attack they make has a chance to poison.

@SaintWacko Yeah, supposedly. I haven't actually formed an alliance yet though.

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn Alright, good. I like playing games coop, so that's important

How's the AI?

Wipqozn

@SaintWacko You can start off in teams too.

@SaintWacko I'm playing on the easiest difficulty and it sems good.

SaintWacko

Civ 5 had a massive problem with starting as a team

Wipqozn

16:18

I've only been playing yesterday mind you, so it's hard for me to judge.

SaintWacko

Whenever your teammate was in a battle, it jumped your camera to the battle. It was the stupidest thing

And there's no way to disable it

Kevin van der Velden

FINE

I'M BUYING THE BLOODY GAME ALREADY

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden GOOD

cc @Arperum

Arperum

30 secs ago, by Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden GOOD

@Wipqozn You can change what you start out with somewhat, large army, settler only (so no cities on the map yet), normal (what you described)

Kevin van der Velden

It's downloading, only 7 minutes remaining

<3 dutch internet

Mana

16:37

hi

5

Kevin van der Velden

Hi

Lazers

0

Q: why have my bitizens skill levels changed

in the beginning of the game i made sure to evict bitizens with low skill level only keeping 9's and 8's. and now i have noticed that most if not all of my bitizens have a decreased skill level some even down to 0. Why is this happening?

tiny-death-star

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn Booo turn-based combat

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I love turn based combat.

Origami Robot

It's so tedious.

Wipqozn

16:42

Tactical turn based combat is the bees knees.

Origami Robot

40 secs ago, by Origami Robot

It's so tedious.

Wipqozn

your face is tedious!

OH BUUUUUURNNNNNNNNNNN

> Capcom has revealed when it will be releasing six Mega Man games for the 3DS Virtual Console. Mega Man II to Mega Man V for the Game Boy and Mega Man Xtreme and Xtreme 2 for Game Boy Color will begin arriving in the eShop starting May 1.

Origami Robot

The only megaman news I care about is Megaman Legends 3

Mana

AKA no Megaman news, ever again

besides maybe "we hate your dreams"

Wipqozn

Yeah, capcom are huge jerks.

Origami Robot

16:48

@Mana Yes, exactly.

Wipqozn

I wonder how mighty 9 is coming along, or whatever it was called.

Origami Robot

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU CAPCOM

Mana

ahem I believe it's called Mighty No. 9, @Wipqozn?

Origami Robot

Unless you release a new Onimusha game, that is.

Panic Bomb

@Wipqozn Watch even this be an april fools thing

Wipqozn

16:49

@Mana That's the one.

My zeus. Mighty No 9 still isn't expected to release until april of nextyear.

badp

"Mighty Nope 9"

This needs to be a TF2/Megaman cross-over fanfic that exists.

Panic Bomb

@Wipqozn Fast/good/cheap, pick two, etc.

badp

I have ALL the best ideas.

Mana

@badp I mean they even have nine people/robot masters, it's perfect

Origami Robot

@PanicBomb I'll take the two slashes!

Wipqozn

16:58

Speaking of might nine

►

GnomeSlice

IGM has relaunched the Indie Game Magazine, you can subscribe and stuff

Wipqozn

►

spugsley

Before I hang out in here, can you guys promise not to do any April Fools things to me? :/

GnomeSlice

best game gif?

...most annoying game gif?

Origami Robot

@spugsley What if the promise is an April Fool's joke?

Wipqozn

17:03

@spugsley If we promised, how would you know that promise wasn't an april j

FKLDSAFK

DAMN IT I WAS TOO SLOW

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn It's okay, you're a turtle

Origami Robot

Look, I just April Fooled @Wipqozn!

This is how it works, right?

Wipqozn

I blame @GnomeSlice. I got distracted by @GnomeSlices picture, but @OrigamiRobot didn't need to see it and therefore saw @spugsley message right away.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Sorry.

I can't delete it now

Unionhawk

Damn you "Internet is lying to you day"

Wipqozn

17:06

@GnomeSlice TOO LATE

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME NOW GNOMESLICE

Mana

what a shame.

Raven Dreamer

@lesspop Holy @@#$8. Frank Underwood.

Panic Bomb

I'll take all of the lies and lame jokes in the world as long as I can actually still use all of my usual web sites

The "jokes" that actually block functionality are the ones I can't stand

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Don't block me again, please. =[

spugsley

Seriously guys, April Fool's makes me really anxious

GnomeSlice

17:07

@spugsley I hate it too.

MBraedley

Bah, it's not supposed to be snowing on my birthday!

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice TOO LATE! ALREADY BLOCKED! UNFRIENDED ON FACEBOOK! DELETED ON STEAM!

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn This isn't funny

spugsley

and I need to know if it's going to be a thing in here because I can't hang out in here if it is

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice the fact that you're taking this so seriously is.

Mana

17:08

@Wipqozn :(

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Well I never know if people are serious about that shit

Wipqozn

@spugsley I think the only april fools jokes have been made is me saying I'm going to delete my account followed up by "APRIL FOOOLLS LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

spugsley

@Wipqozn haha, I can handle that :)

Panic Bomb

@spugsley I'm sure that you can get everyone who sees this to agree not to spread that stuff in here, but there's always the risk of someone dropping in later :(

spugsley

@PanicBomb yeah, I know. I think I'm just going to go

Kevin van der Velden

17:09

Noohs

Don't go!

Mana

way to be a downer spugs, no one's even done anything.

and I seriously doubt anyone will.

Origami Robot

Now I want to do something just to prove Mana wrong!

Wipqozn

Me too!

Mana

ffs

Wipqozn

I'm not sure what though.

Maybe I'll delete my account.

Mana

17:10

how about we joke about the full force of my fist rammed up your nose

spugsley

@Mana I'm not being a downer. I have a problem and I'd like to avoid being horribly anxious today if that's alright with you.

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn Let's just announce our new band!

Mana

@spugsley sorry.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot The Metallic Turtles?

Origami Robot

The very same.

Wipqozn

17:11

Actually I like that name,

The Metallic Turtles.

I'M A GENIUS

Origami Robot

(wait what kind of music do we play?)

Mana

post house

spugsley

and maybe it's my fault because I should just avoid the internet in general but you guys are my friends and I thought maybe we could just not get super serious about some dumb fucking not-even-a-holiday holiday

GnomeSlice

@Mana so edgy

Origami Robot

@Mana I don't even know what that means, but sure!

Wipqozn

17:12

@OrigamiRobot The Metallic Turtles sounds like either a rock band or some sort of edgy you can't define our genre band.

Origami Robot

@spugsley The Bridge is only serious about not being serious.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot and site policy.

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn Yea @Mana, jeez.

Wipqozn

@Mana is being such a bully.

GnomeSlice

Are you guys being obnoxious on purpose or what

Wipqozn

17:13

First @spugsley, then us!

Origami Robot

We should write a hate song about him.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice seems that way. I'm out. I'll try again later.

Origami Robot

@spugsley can be our lyricist.

Arperum

@spugsley awww:(

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice Probably.

@OrigamiRobot and @Wipqozn are the worst

Origami Robot

17:14

I'm the best at being the worst. Way better than my handsome bandmate @Wipqozn.

Kevin van der Velden

@spugsley I vote we ban everyone who thinks april fools is a good idea

Origami Robot

(we still have a healthy rivalry, obviously)

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I don't need any competition. My cat singing abilities are legendary.

Krazer

@Fluttershy though so~

Wipqozn

I should actually use the name The Metallic Turtles for something.

I really like that.

Also, nurses are sort of on strike again, yay!.

Krazer

17:19

@Wipqozn don't you mean tortoises?

Wipqozn

@Krazer Tortoises are a type of Turtle.

Just don't tell @OrigamiRobot I said that.

Krazer

@Wipqozn depends on where you live. In GB, turtle is used to refer to the sea-dwelling species

Lazers

0

Q: Mouse cursor always visible in game

I just started to play Dark Souls on PC and I noticed that the cursor remains visible during the game. Although I can play with it I find it really annoying to always have a white thingy jumping through my screen when there isn't supposed to be one. I did some research but I couldn't find anyth...

pc technical-issues dark-souls

Panic Bomb

I know it's obviously trash, but the comment on this suggested edit made me chuckle for some reason:

gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/77428

MBraedley

17:34

Oh, SethBling, you joker you

SaintWacko

Turtles are water dwelling. Terrapins are land dwelling. Tortoise is a subset of terrapin

And they're all grouped under Chelonian

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn excalibur-publishing.com/games/city-builder

Sepia Lazers

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Q: White line in warning

While reviewing a question, I decided to upvote it and noticed a white line on the blue warning box. The picture can explain better than I can. It seems to line up to the left part of the tag. I also reproduced it on a different question with multiple tags. OS is Windows 7, browser is Fir...

bug tags voting

GnomeSlice

@Krazer soundcloud.com/chiptuneswin/chiptunes-srsbsns-teaser-april

James

17:50

@KevinvanderVelden Doesn't make it any less true :)

Origami Robot

@SaintWacko They're all turtles.

GnomeSlice

Murica Eagle

lol

Panic Bomb

@OrigamiRobot I guess you'd say it's turtles all the way down?

Origami Robot

I don't know what that means so I'm just going to ping @UNI

SaintWacko

Astrochelonians are best

Origami Robot

17:54

cc @StrixVaria

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot wat

Everyone should know what that means

Wipqozn

@SaintWacko It depends where you live. Turtle is used interchangeably with Chelonian in North America, but not in Britian.

GnomeSlice

18:06

The Kalypso Bundle

The Kalypso Bundle has Skydrift!

4

Chippies

@AshleyNunn HIMYM finale was HORRIBLE!

stuff kept getting in my eyes as I was watching it

Fluttershy

@Chippies Was it tears?

Chippies

@Fluttershy NO! I don't cry! Just... something got in my eye... on multiple occasions...

Fluttershy

"I'm not crying. I just have something in both my eyes."

Chippies

@Fluttershy this

Lazers

18:11

0

Q: Couldn't setup OpenGL for the requested monitor resolution Hearthstone Linux

when I try to run Hearthstone I get the error mentioned in the heading ind the following body: GLContext: failed to share context 40000: Success. Screen: could not setup GL for resolution (1024x600 fs=1 hz=0 window=262330) GLContext: failed to share context 30002: Success. Screen: could not se...

linux graphics-card hearthstone

Origami Robot

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot That bird has always reminded me of @Mana.

Origami Robot

How insulting to @Mana

Lazers

0

Q: Does Inspiring Presence affect Threatening Shout - Demoralize

Does Inspiring Presence increase the taunt time of Threatening Shout - Demoralize from 4 seconds to 8 seconds?

diablo-3 diablo-3-barbarian

Chippies

@OrigamiRobot @AshleyNunn WHAT IF THE HIMYM FINALE WAS AN EARLY APRIL FOOLS?!

Origami Robot

18:19

I'm not sure why I'm being pinged here. I read what happened. Glad I stopped watching long ago.

Chippies

@OrigamiRobot thought you were part of the discussion yesterday. Sorry, I have bad memory for names.

Panic Bomb

I think I can count the number of truly good TV finales on one hand.

Unionhawk

@Chippies You're thinking of @Yuki

Origami Robot

@Chippies If you want to see what HIMYM should have been, watch Happy Endings.

Yuki

@Chippies If only, if only...

Chippies

18:24

@OrigamiRobot I can't watch ongoing shows unless they're on last season. Watching a show per week is not enough to keep me motivated.

Origami Robot

@Chippies This show is over.

Chippies

@OrigamiRobot imdb.com/title/tt1587678

this?

Origami Robot

Yes.

Chippies

@OrigamiRobot doesn't the "(2011 – ) mean it's still on-going?

Origami Robot

@Chippies It's lying.

Chippies

18:26

unless imdb just isn't updated

Origami Robot

> On May 10, 2013, Happy Endings was canceled by ABC after three seasons. ABC's erratic scheduling of the third season, resulting in the season's lower ratings and subsequent cancellation afterwards, has been called one of the "worst TV decisions" of the 2012–13 television season by Vulture.

Chippies

@OrigamiRobot did it have a proper finale? 3 seasons for a show seems short

ah, so it got canceled

Origami Robot

Cut down in it's prime T_T

Panic Bomb

@OrigamiRobot Echoes of Arrested Development?

Origami Robot

The first few episodes are really bad because the show was trying to be too serious. Then they stopped being serious and got ridiculous instead.

Mondrianaire

18:29

I'm pretty sure I just got trolled by Arqade because I clicked on a lot of rocks and now all comments are in comic sans

If that was by design I obviously wasn't aware of what I got myself into because I would never do that to myself :D

Unionhawk

@Mondrianaire Happy "the internet is lying to you more than normal" day

4

Mondrianaire

I got so excited that I created an AutoHotKey script that constantly clicked the mouse.

Colored comments sounded sooo much better than it turned out to be.

James

@Mondrianaire I liked em :)

Wipqozn

YESSSS, @Arperum! I was in a battle where it was "very likely defeat", and I won! YUES

thrilling!

I love this game. tactics are so important.

Arperum

@Wipqozn Oooh! Well done!

I beat the first campaign mission.

Wipqozn

18:39

He had a hero + tier 3 unit, and I had a tier 1 unit + tier 2 unit.

Arperum

I killed the treacherous orc with his two other units by throwing 22 units at them...

Lazers

0

Q: How does the matchmaking system work

I have been playing Hearthstone since the beta invites last year, and have ever since, been wondering, how you are matched in the ranked play-mode. (note that I don't look for an answer on how it worked in the beta) When I play ranked games in Hearthstone, I can see that I get matched against pl...

hearthstone

Grace Note

@Arperum I'm just getting a reverse-bowling situation in my head here.

Arperum

@GraceNote The game ended by a thrown stone ball even!

Grace Note

But that's far less entertaining than you physically hurling 22 units at an orc and his two allies.

Arperum

18:45

@GraceNote True.

Wipqozn

@Arperum What will likely be the final battle between me and another player is beginning!

Arperum

@Wipqozn Couple cannons in the defense there.

Wipqozn

@Arperum Yes. He also destroyed my siege engine right away with some rocks.

Sconibulus

Is this Fantasy: Total War?

Wipqozn

NO, Age of Wonders 3.

Sterno

18:55

Is there a reason the pinned message needs to stay pinned? It rarely happens in here, the person who did it apologized and said he wouldn't in the future, and I kind of feel like we don't need a nonstop reminder pinned up there.

Ullallulloo

@Sconibulus I have no idea what Wipqozn's playing, but Creative Assembly actually did acquire the rights to make a Warhammer game.

Origami Robot

@Sterno Unpin it Mr Room Owner!

Sterno

I already did once today and it got repinned.

Origami Robot

Make someone else unpin it!

Sterno

I think I could unpin it again. That's not the issue.

Anyway, whatevs, book time!

Frank

18:57

@Sterno Books are good!

Origami Robot

@Sterno Unpin and clear stars so they have to go looking for it if they want to pin it again

GOBLIN POWER

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