The Bridge

@FEichinger DieBridgierunTrolliengungZonenTimen (no abbreviation) is defined to be 42*pi^pi*cos(seconds^seconds) fortnights behind the Bridge Trolling Time where "seconds" is the number of seconds since the last invocation of the DieBridgierunTrolliengungZonenTimen.

FEichinger

@badp $epoch = time()-(time()%60);

GENIUS!

badp

This creates the DieBridgierunTrolliengungZonenTimen Measurement Paradox, wherein you can't measure the DieBridgierunTrolliengungZonenTimen without changing it!

spugsley

5:12 PM

Speaking of yesterday, I was in a city where they were having an anime convention and I got to see some crazy shit

There was a guy wearing a huge unicorn head and a green tutu. And nothing else.

Kevin van der Velden

... well then

badp

@spugsley Did you... did you check?

Unionhawk

People are weird

spugsley

@badp ....it was short.

Kevin van der Velden

cough

12 mins ago, by Kevin van der Velden

THANK YOU FOR THE NIGHTMARE FUEL @SPUGS

Unionhawk

5:14 PM

12 mins ago, by spugsley

@KevinvanderVelden I LIVE TO SERVE

badp

I'm sure there are pics of it on Reddit however.

Kevin van der Velden

I'm sure there are, I just don't want to search for them

badp

Including the part where he's chased down by security, I guess.

Unless tutus have built-in underwear

I'm not a tutu person. I wouldn't know.

Kevin van der Velden

@badp well there goes my headcanon

user15026

flails I have an interview with Canada Post tomorroooooow

spugsley

5:16 PM

@KevinvanderVelden IT'S MY PLEASURE

badp

@AshleyNunn woo. What position?

user15026

@badp Letter Carrier!

badp

Mailm... Maill... Mailpe... Mail delivery d... Mail delivery f... okay that works.

Kevin van der Velden

@AshleyNunn and what will you do if someone hands you a package!? THE HORROR

Tim Stone

I was about to go there too. Well played, sir.

badp

5:18 PM

@KevinvanderVelden I don't think mail* accept mail, or letters, or cake.

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden DELIVER IT

badp

:O

Kevin van der Velden

@AshleyNunn but you're a letter carrier! A package isn't a letter.

badp

WHAT IF THE PACKAGE IS ADDRESSED TO ZIMBABWE

user15026

@badp I will be very confused

Kevin van der Velden

5:19 PM

Also, do they have to be latin letters? Or can we use, say arabic letters? Only 52 different letters won't be very interesting =[

badp

(@TimStone starts shopping for package paper)

@KevinvanderVelden Will she be serving مونتريال?

GnomeSlice

@badp Montreal?

badp

I mean, if she serves مونتريال and she gets mail for مونتريال then I guess she'll have to!

user15026

No! Labels must be in LATIN CHARACTERS.

user15026

That was on the test.

badp

5:26 PM

So no كيتشنر، أونتاريو? :(

user15026

Nope

badp

It's okay, there's always punycode.

user15026

Seriously, part of my test was reading comphrension of the rules of address labels

spugsley

MY BODY IS YOUR BODY

I WON'T TELL ANYBODY

I get really weird songs stuck in my head

also I'm really hyper.

badp

so: ` -flc4eqld9bfu2m9aezerm`

Tim Stone

5:28 PM

@spugsley Oh, good. I'll let you take this excess weight I put on then, easier than exercise.

user15026

@spugsley oh no now I have thhe "my body's no body's body but mine" song in my head

badp

Will you deliver to ` -flc4eqld9bfu2m9aezerm` @AshleyNunn?

user15026

@badp That is an invalid address!

spugsley

IF YOU WANNA USE MY BODY GO FOR IT, YEAH

Kevin van der Velden

Beware of the phlegm though

spugsley

5:29 PM

yeah there's a lot of phlegm

badp

It wasn't meant to be. The full address would be

Cake Street, 20
519 -p7g0o6ath3ej2a2svbi7aevq
Canada

spugsley

@badp I really want to live on Cake Street.

user15026

@badp Invalid, no province

badp

@AshleyNunn Oh yes it does have a province.

spugsley

CAKE DOESN'T NEED A PROVINCE

badp

5:31 PM

It's the ufb3dval7euaz part!

user15026

@badp Sorry that's not Canada

badp

@AshleyNunn كيتشنر certainly is in Canada.

oh. Damn. That's actually the name of the city.

user15026

@badp It is not recognizably in Canada

badp

@AshleyNunn Have you never been in كيتشنر?

spugsley

COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE

@badp I think you're confused again

badp

5:33 PM

@spugsley I think you are looking at the mirror!

spugsley

@badp NO U

user15026

@spugsley I like today's picture it is very pretty

badp

@spugsley ha! I DON'T HAVE ONE!

spugsley

@AshleyNunn aww thanks :p It's just a silly easy portrait. I got so much editing to do today

user15026

@spugsley I like it :D

user15026

5:35 PM

@badp I DONT KNOOOOOOW

spugsley

@AshleyNunn :D

badp

كيتشنر، أونتاريو

كيتشنر، أونتاريو هي مدينة كندية تقع في مقاطعة أونتاريو. تبلغ مساحة هذه المدينة 136.8854 (كم²)، ويبلغ عدد سكانها 204668 نسمة حسب إحصاء سنة 2006 م، بينما كان يسكنها 190399 نسمة في سنة 2001 م. تحتل هذه المدينة المرتبة رقم 21 بين مدن كندا حسب عدد السكان والمرتبة رقم 10 في المقاطعة. نما عدد السكان في هذه المدينة بنسبة (7.5) بين العامين المذكورين. المراجع طالع أيضا * قائمة مدن مقاطعة أونتاريو وصلات خارجية * [http://atlas.gc.ca/site/index.html الأطلس الحكومي لكندا] * [http://statcan.ca/english/edu/clock/population.htm إحصاءات كندا مع ساعة تعداد السكان]

spugsley

Someone help. @badp is so confused he's trying to confuse the rest of us.

user15026

@badp The chosen picture doesn't represent it really well

badp

@AshleyNunn It might be that Stack Exchange is confused.

Unionhawk

5:36 PM

@AshleyNunn (it's arabic for kitchener, per google)

badp

@Unionhawk I think she's got it

user15026

@Unionhawk Aye, this I have determined

user15026

@badp It must be :P

spugsley

OKAY I'm off to edit

bbl

3ventic

I'm streaming in case someone's even remotely interested

badp

5:37 PM

@3ventic what are you streaming?

3ventic

MTA: San Andreas

badp

Ah. Good ole Magic The Arkening

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn It's Montreal

spugsley

@badp lol wtf

badp

@spugsley It's an arking competition. How hard can you ark?

Unionhawk

5:38 PM

2 mins ago, by spugsley

Someone help. @badp is so confused he's trying to confuse the rest of us.

spugsley

@badp is there no end to your confusion?

2

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Have you tried Gang Beasts yet?

spugsley

@GnomeSlice nopes

badp

@spugsley Ark! Maybe!

GnomeSlice

@spugsley You shooooould

I had a buddy over yesterday and we played it for like 2 hours

spugsley

5:39 PM

@GnomeSlice perhaps but not today :) I have so much editing to do it's crazy

badp

We should go on an adventure to find out! ALL ABOARD THE CONFUSION ARK

GnomeSlice

@spugsley :o

@spugsley Well, for future reference indiedb.com/games/gangbeasts/downloads

spugsley

Plus I'm really really really scared for @badp's mental state

@GnomeSlice ty :D

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn indiedb.com/games/river-town/news/…

spugsley

so I'm LEAVING now BYE

GnomeSlice

5:40 PM

Dog!

badp

bye

SaintWacko

So Planet Explorers is really really fun

user15026

@GnomeSlice Dog!

GnomeSlice

This game looks cute.

I've never played Harvest Moon though

user15026

It looks pretty awesome :D

GnomeSlice

5:46 PM

Check out @AshenRift on Kickstarter http://kck.st/1cy1zt5 by @BarryMCollins, A new take on classic shooters, Please share!

Tweeted by romero on March 11, 2014 at 10:26 PM

isn't John Romero the guy who made DOOM?

:o

Unionhawk

I thought John Romero did Quake

2

Close enough

Lazers

0

Q: crusader kings II war victory condition

I am totally stumped this OFTEN happens; I'm at war and the enemy has one county. I have successfully seiged all holdings in this county but the enemy (in this case the chieftess of Rogaland) still refuses to peace with enforced demands. What am I doing wrong?

crusader-kings-2

Frank

Another legendary plan.

Unionhawk

Nope, I'm wrong. Dammit.

2

DIE

FEichinger

@Unionhawk As always.

@Unionhawk ♥

Unionhawk

5:57 PM

@FEichinger DAMN YOU

FEichinger

16 secs ago, by FEichinger

@Unionhawk ♥

Unionhawk

1 min ago, by Unionhawk

DIE

LessPop_MoreFizz

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz facedesk ...

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk reminder that Romero also made Daikatana.

FEichinger

5:59 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Relevant What-If

Unionhawk

Oh, derp, he did both.

So I'm half-right

TAKE THAT @FEichinger

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Still makes you half-wrong.

Which by the law of Fuck You makes you wrong.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger I'm a glass is half-full person. Or a Uni is half-right person, if you will (and I will)

@FEichinger No thank you

I'll pass on that.

GnomeSlice

psychologicalscience.org/index.php/news/minds-business/…

LessPop_MoreFizz

Imagine if your penis was only attached by velcro. Anyone could steal it and escape in a fast car. This is the premise of "Need For Speed"

Tweeted by MKupperman on March 16, 2014 at 4:10 PM

Unionhawk

6:06 PM

Not sure if I've creeped @FEichinger out enough

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz What?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@gnome think about it. I'm confident that you can figure this one out.

GnomeSlice

Need for Speed is about stealing penises attached by velcro?

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk Planet Explorers is incredible

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice no it's about people overcompensating for their insecurities by getting fast cars which are then stolen

badp

6:08 PM

Any position but 1st is emasculating!

GnomeSlice

Oh.

SaintWacko

@LessPop_MoreFizz /facepalm

Unionhawk

@SaintWacko cc @FEichinger etc

GnomeSlice

I'm sharing this because I think all pizzas are beautiful

LessPop_MoreFizz

@gnomeslice you have higher order thinking skills and can handle metaphors. I've seen you do it.

GnomeSlice

6:10 PM

I'm supposed to be smart but I never feel smart

LessPop_MoreFizz

@gnomeslice that's a good sign that you are probably pretty smart.

There's this thing called the dunning Krueger effect. What it basically means is that the people most confident In their skills and knowledge tend to be the least skilled and knowledgable people.

GnomeSlice

Is that why those people always die in TV shows?

Chippies

►

LessPop_MoreFizz

(Yes I know I'm grossly oversimplifying.)

Dunning–Kruger effect

The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than is accurate. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their ineptitude. Actual competence may weaken self-confidence, as competent individuals may falsely assume that others have an equivalent understanding. David Dunning and Justin Kruger of Cornell University conclude, "the miscalibration of the incompetent stems from an error about the self, whereas the miscalibration of the highly comp...

GnomeSlice

> Actual competence may weaken self-confidence, as competent individuals may falsely assume that others have an equivalent understanding.

Huh

Makes sense

Doesn't really matter how smart anybody is though. Who cares?

Chippies

6:16 PM

So, the dumber I feel, the smarter I actually am!

Thanks, Dunning and Kruger!

GnomeSlice

Carlson and Peters!

Free game for whoever gets that reference first without googling it

Chippies

but now that I know about this effect, doesn't it start a paradox?

GnomeSlice

@Chippies No.

Chippies

if I feel dumb, it means I'm smart, but if I know that it means I'm smart, then I think I'm smart, therefore I'm dumb?

badp

@Chippies Don't think too hard about it.

You'll soon reinvent the Bridge Trolling Time if you do.

GnomeSlice

6:18 PM

@Chippies If reading something on the internet suddenly changes how smart you think you are, you're probably dumb.

Chippies

@badp BUT HOW CAN I NOT?

badp

@GnomeSlice but changing your mind is the trait of a smart mind!

Chippies

Everything is a lie.

Nothing is true.

badp

@Chippies That way lies Parmenides.

Suddenly you're dealing with spherical cows.

Well, okay: one spherical cow.

Chippies

I would've had some good time in Ancient Greece

badp

6:22 PM

@Chippies I hear the food wasn't good at the time

one of the best Roman delicacies apparently were pork and honey. Like, together. Pork dipped in honey.

Chippies

@badp I'm not picky and as long as they have spices, I can cook good stuff

there's plenty of meat and honey combinations still

honey garlic chicken wings are great

LessPop_MoreFizz

What's that old maybe-Mark-Twain quote? I wouldn't wish death on him, but this is going to be an obituary I read with enormous satisfaction.

badp

note to self: @Chippies is roughly as old as Sternold

Chippies

Sternold... is he in his 60s?

when I read it as "Sternold", I imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger

GnomeSlice

@Chippies You are not in your sixties.

Chippies

6:24 PM

I didn't say I was

Unionhawk

What if he is?

GnomeSlice

He's not.

Chippies

I didn't say I wasn't

you can't know that

GnomeSlice

@Chippies You've told me how old you are.

Frank

Legendary Crusader shield. sigh

Unionhawk

6:25 PM

Actually he can

Chippies

it could've been a deception

a lie

nothing is true!

I could be older than anyone you know, I could from the future on a mission

badp

Spherical cow intensifies.

Chippies

a mission that involves you and bridge and some kinky stuff

actually I'm not sure about the kinky stuff

that probably doesn't involve any of you...

@badp moo?

badp

@Chippies IT'S MOOPENING!

IT'S MOO LATE!

YOU MOODN'T LISTEN!

Unionhawk

...

GnomeSlice

6:27 PM

@Chippies Being from the future wouldn't suddenly make you older

Chippies

OH MOO! WHAT SHALL WE EVER MOO?!

@GnomeSlice how would you know that? Time travel works in mysterious ways

GnomeSlice

@Chippies I watch TV, I know how science works.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice oh okay

I don't watch TV, so I don't know :(

badp

EU confirms microUSB to become the universal mobile charging solution

GnomeSlice

mammothgravitybattles.com/play.html

it's about mammoths in spaceships shooting at one another

Unionhawk

6:34 PM

@badp I thought they did that already?

Arperum

@Frank That's exactly what I mean with bad idea of getting expansion stuff in the basegame.

badp

@Unionhawk I'm pretty certain they did. Maybe it needed to be super-duper-confirmed

oh:

> This new legislation expands this MOU from voluntary, to compulsory. AND expands it to include not just mobile phones, but all radio devices such as portable GPS, radios, walkytalkies, etc etc.

Unionhawk

@badp Like, I know they did that already because Apple now has a special apple thing to microUSB thing now because of the EU

Frank

@Arperum Yeah. Totally useless if you don't have the expansion.

Along with Crusader Flails.

badp

Oh. It turns out that all radio equipment must use the same charger, but it hasn't been picked which one yet.

Unionhawk

6:37 PM

@badp Can this please include the GoPro camera too, European Union? That's literally the only reason I have a miniUSB connector anymore.

badp

also...

> The draft law [...] will still have to be formally approved by the Council. Member states will have two years to transpose the rules into their national laws and manufacturers will have an additional year to comply.

but microUSB is a reality for mobiles across the board already afaik

so yay!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk I didn't know you lived in Soviet Yuropistan

Arperum

@Frank yup, really terrible.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Arperum That's okay, you can just sell that stuff you don't ned on the A--- oh wait.

Frank

@LessPop_MoreFizz Even if it was still up, they've gone ahead and made all legendaries Account Bound.

LessPop_MoreFizz

6:48 PM

@Frank Well yes, that was kind of my point.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz Apparently we aren't soviet enough for some people's taste!

Frank

@LessPop_MoreFizz I figured the point you were making was that they were shutting down the AH.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Frank I was just pointing out the exacerbating factors on the uselessness of the stuff.

@badp Nope. Not enough TV Watches You.

LessPop_MoreFizz

7:01 PM

Ronan Forman

I have a rule, if there's a headline with a question in it, if you can answer it so it's a non-story, it's a non-story.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz Meanwhile Wyoming protects students, economy from global warming

@RonanForman This is very much a controversial topic in the US.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RonanForman In this case, the headline with a question is basically trolling.

It's not a non story, so much as it's a "We're going to pick on the deniers and make fun of them"

Ronan Forman

Doesn't quite apply in this case though.

badp

Since religions speak of creation and scientists have evidence for evolution clearly science is at odds with religion and therefore violating freedom of religion!

Clearly.

Ronan Forman

7:05 PM

Normally someone wants to say x but it's untrue, so will say "Is x?" they can then run it despite the answer being no.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RonanForman Also, people cited basically that exact rule when headlines started appearing last November saying "Did Chris Christie's allies shut down the George Washington bridge causing a massive traffic jam for no legitimate reason as an act of political retribution?"

Ronan Forman

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm not claiming that I'm the first to come up with the rule.

badp

@RonanForman oh, the good old "Some people think" trick of Fox's, huh?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RonanForman Yes, but I'm pointing out that sometimes said 'rule' leads you to ignore REALLY IMPORTANT STORIES.

(Because the answer to that question, revealed after several more months of investigation and people CONTINUOUSLY ASKING IT was YES.)

Ronan Forman

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh, was that a thing that happened?

LessPop_MoreFizz

7:08 PM

@RonanForman Yes.

Fort Lee lane closure scandal

The Fort Lee lane closure scandal, also known as the George Washington Bridge lane closure scandal or Bridgegate, is a U.S. political scandal in which a staff member and certain political appointees of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie have been shown to have conspired to create traffic jams in Fort Lee, New Jersey, starting at a New York-bound, upper-level, toll plaza entrance The problems began on Monday, September 9, 2013, after two of three toll lanes for this entryway were closed to traffic from Fort Lee and surrounding communities prior to the morning rush hour and reallocated t...

It has been a fairly massive scandal here.

He reduced the traffic capacity of the busiest bridge in the world by some 40% as an act of political retribution.

Ronan Forman

@LessPop_MoreFizz Hadn't heard about that, I guess I'll have to revise the rule.

Frank

@LessPop_MoreFizz And I doubt he'll face any criminal charges for doing so, either.

Ronan Forman

Although all I can think to revise it to is don't base all your knowledge on headlines.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz So couldn't the headline express the fact as an actual sentence?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RonanForman I mean, I get that it is a trick often used by lazy journalists, but y'know, sometimes all you have at the start of a story is a really important question that needs answering.

@badp People didn't know the answer when the story showed up in November.

badp

7:11 PM

"Chris Christie investigated for the Fort Less lane closure scandal"

?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp The investigation didn't even start until a month after

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz No, but if Europe makes something standard, then it usually becomes an implicit standard in the U.S.

LessPop_MoreFizz

it was mostly just journalists not shutting up about it for weeks.

badp

@Unionhawk Do you like cookies?

Unionhawk

Because manufacturers are lazy

In particular this microUSB standard, anyway

@badp I'm not certain what this has to do with anything, but yes

badp

7:12 PM

@Unionhawk I mean, internet cookies.

Unionhawk

..

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Frank We'll see. The fact that the criminal investigation has expanded to include David Samson is very, very, bad for Christie.

StrixVaria

@LessPop_MoreFizz I knew, just looking at Christie's face, that he was scum.

He just has that kind of face.

badp

...I don't think all websites with the cookie notices made the cookie notices geotargeted for european IPs only.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria My mother, (WHO LIVES ON LONG ISLAND MIND YOU), wrote him in on her 2012 presidential ballot. Because... reasons.

StrixVaria

7:14 PM

Well, at least she voted.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp Definitely not, I see tons of them these days.

@StrixVaria this is true. She does vote every year.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz You're welcome.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp I wasn't the one praising the EU's sometimes awesome, sometimes absurd consumer protection regime!

(Sometimes both at once!)

Unionhawk

Awesomely absurd?

I think "awesomely absurd" can be used to describe Europe, in general, really.

Lazers

0

Q: at what distance farmers stop farming fields

I have made 2 farms quite far from one another. Yet the farmer from one farm continues going to the other time wasting time on traveling. (I also read this is really inefficient) I wonder how many blocks from the house the other farm field has to be so the farmers dont farm each others fields. Is...

knights-and-merchants

Mad Scientist

7:37 PM

Does anyone know how high the drop chance for the organs is for the Hellfire ring? Because if it is anything like the drop chance for the keys, I'm fucking done with this fucking Hellfire ring. 25% percent sounds high, but not with my rotten luck.

@Unionhawk "Europe in general" is a rather absurd statement by itself, Europe is a rather diverse collection of countries, and there are very few generalizations that are valid across the whole of Europe.

Unionhawk

@MadScientist True.

Mad Scientist

absurd in the context of the EU totally makes sense, though

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MadScientist Europe, in general, is not tropical.

Mad Scientist

@LessPop_MoreFizz Let me check if I can dig up some colonies that are tropical ;-)

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MadScientist In general does not mean in total! :P

Frank

7:44 PM

@MadScientist If they're along the same lines as keys (I heard 50% at Torment 6), then it sounds like that's the best you got.

Martin Sojka

@MadScientist Colonies are easy (French Guyana?), but they're in the EU, not Europe. :)

Frank

Since that's how it worked with Monster Power, I assume they do the same.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Europe, in general, is full of monotheists.

Europe, in general, is made up of former monarchies and constitutional/restricted monarchies.

This is fun!

Europe, in general, is not a desert.

Martin Sojka

There are quite a few surprising facts due to the people not being clear if they mean EU or Europe when they say one or the other, like Denmark being the biggest country by far in the EU by land area, while being somewhere at the lower end for actual European land area.

Mad Scientist

@LessPop_MoreFizz It's getting fewer and fewer, Germany is about 1/3 atheist if I remember correctly

Unionhawk

7:50 PM

Europe, in general, is Europe. (first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club)

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MadScientist Point is, I can make lots of broad generalizations about Europe that are more true than not! (There are also lots of broad generalizations that I can not make, for example, Europe, in general, is full of people with large noses.)

Europe, in general, is home to people who speak indo-european languages!

(Hungarians, Finns, and Turks, being the largest, but not only exceptions.)

3ventic

Finns speak Swedish too so..

LessPop_MoreFizz

@3ventic Also many speak English. But I meant as a native/first tongue.

And either way, there are not enough Finns to disabuse me of my broad sweeping generalization, given that it allows for exceptions!

Unionhawk

8:07 PM

Yay! Sweeping generalizations are so much fun!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk Aren't they!

Unionhawk

I think that sentence makes me sound like the most ignorant of americans

Undo

ooooh can I get in on this fun?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Undo Yes! Let's all make fun of Yurop.

Undo

tries to think of something to say about Yurop

spugsley

8:16 PM

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Undo

Europe, in general, does not use really weird units of measure.

4

spugsley

starting to think my weird headache/congestion/phlegm isn't just allergies. I'm feeling very cold-sick

Undo

:(

Lazers

0

Q: Do horse armor enchantments have an effect?

Using command blocks or NBT-edit (or even enchanted books in creative I think), you can create horse armor with enchantments. Do enchantments like Protection or even Sharpness have an effect when the armor is equipped on the horse? So will the Protection enchantment actually protect the horse fr...

minecraft

spugsley

THIS IS NOT OK

badp

8:18 PM

Is there an English idiom for "get me ready for work" / "make me employable" / "get me ready for a life of working" / etc.

Undo

"educate"?

Ktash

@spugsley :(

spugsley

@Ktash yeah. It's the time of year for it. Here in NC we are having crazy weather changes. Standard March.

Ktash

:O at todays photo! You are so beautiful

Or yesterdays, or whatever day it is

spugsley

@Ktash lol thank you. Keeping it simple. I'm doing some complicated editing stuff today from this weekend. Also I have an unhealthy obsession with my new red hair

Ktash

8:21 PM

@spugsley Well, like most things, you wear it well

spugsley

@Ktash why thank you <3 It has upped my confidence level by about 25% so win!

Ktash

@spugsley Good :)

user15026

@spugsley Hopefully the weather stabilizes so you don't feel all gross and ick

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I know! I am going gambling next weekend so :(

user15026

I love the feeling when I hand my feminism assignments in and I am like "I have no idea if that made any sense! Its full of buzzwords!"...because I have realized the prof just likes the big words, and never really peeks too hard at whether or not I actually present a cogent argument.

Frank

8:29 PM

Spent ~$11 on gold from the RMAH. Bought diamonds. Put up crafted gems for just under $15. If this sells, it's kinda silly.

And I still have 15 million left from what I bought. So I'm making...~$4. For doing nothing but buying low and selling higher.

Ktash

gah, I think I'm just going to stare at this picture all day...

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn This is good training for a real workplace!

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz giggles Yay for university teaching me something useful :P

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz It's funny, because it's true.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Here's your obligatory occasional reminder that Slick Rick knows how to tell a goddamned story:

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user58869

8:55 PM

Hey Undo, how's it going?

Undo

quite well, @Alex

user58869

that's great

Undo

What's the deal, does everything I say in here get starred?

5

user58869

@Undo I confess... it was me

Undo

hehe

okay

hichris123

8:58 PM

joins just to star @Undo's message

Lazers

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Q: What can you do at a stash?

These are scattered throughout the levels, and are even visible on the map as an icon of a box under a canopy, and the label 'stash'. There doesn't seem to be any way to interact with them though. What can you do with stashes?

running-with-rifles

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