The Bridge

TZHX

09:01

Ah, they grow up so fast these days... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-24201703

I blame video games like GTA and Payday.

Kevin van der Velden

@TZHX clearly not, if it was inspired by payday it'd be "Bank found empty, all the guards are dead but no clues yet"

Blem

@KevinvanderVelden Just because it is the games fault doesn't mean he was good at the game!

TZHX

Not the way I play Payday.

Kevin van der Velden

@Blem well then he should practice more, the idiot.

Lazers

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Q: GTAV - Garages, How to add more cars to the Special Vehicle list

So I went to the Garage that isn't the one at the safe house. And I noticed that there was a prompt to press D-pad Right to access Special vehicles. So a list of one car opened and I selected it. This spawned me outside in a Eleghy RH8. Now not matter what I do to the car, I can go back to the ga...

grand-theft-auto-5

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Q: Bounty hunting/bail bonds

So, playing as Trevor, there is this woman, Maude. She offers bail bond missions. However, I am stuck right from the beginning. How do I figure out where to look for the people I'm supposed to go get? I must have not paid attention when I talked to her, and there's no indicator on my map. I al...

grand-theft-auto-5

Kevin van der Velden

09:04

@TZHX you should go play with @kalina then, stealth ALL THE THINGS

kalina

STEALTH THE ART GALLERY

I like how bain says "no sign of break-in" on day 3 of framing frame

after we've put through all of the skylights, killed all the guards, broke all the cameras

stole all of his electronics

NO SIGN OF BREAK IN

but strangely, my laptop made it to the roof

along with my phone

and an entire squad of gensec guards climbed into body bags and joined them

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina also the coke, and the lack of gold

kalina

oh no, he could have actually had coke in there

that's the part that's actually feasibly no sign of break in, from the police point of view anyway

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina aah got ya :)

kalina

but windows don't break themselves

and guards don't put bullets in their own heads

Kevin van der Velden

09:10

@kalina or handcuff themsel... wait they do that, nevermind :)

kalina

we need more heists

Lazers

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Q: Are the cards at the end of payday pre-determined?

I noticed some strange behaviour while playing Payday 2 in relation to the bonus card selection screen at the end of each payday: In one instance, I got an achievement for reaching a certain threshold of spendable cash before I selected a card, and in another, one of my team mates got an achie...

payday-2

0

Q: Is there a possible off switch for nether portals?

In Minecraft no matter how many fences I put up my villagers always fall into the portal and into the nether. Is there a possibility that there is a item(s) that can turn the portal on or off? I know you basically start a fire and the portal opens. Can I snuff out the fire?

minecraft

kalina

crime.net can't be an international thing if it only has four people you can work for on it

NEED MOAR

SHUTTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY

fredley

09:20

@KevinvanderVelden Gah, I had an answer all written to that question and someone came and interrupted me

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley mwuahaha

Hey, I need the rep more than you do ^^

@fredley I was just going to suggest editing your answer to include how it works, the water trick isn't in my answer (nor on the wiki)

kalina

woo, I got the Quorum badge

after only 49 days on the site

;)

spyder

fredley

@kalina Quorum badge easy badge.

kalina

@fredley sure, if you post a picture of bacon on meta it is easy

I posted text though

you know, like... words

fredley

09:25

@kalina My bacon post was removed long ago :-(

kalina

in sentences

basically what I'm saying is

I just made my first ever post on meta

EVER.

fredley

@kalina :-(

kalina

I still keep seeing my old userid on stuff

apparently the relinking wasn't comprehensive

there are still edits around with my old user id on them

which explains why I only have ~400 something edits instead of the 3000 I had before

fredley

@kalina EDIT THE EDITS

kalina

@fredley I cba

Ronan Forman

09:27

Ghosts of a past life, reminding you of the person you once were.

fredley

@kalina EDIT EVERYTHING UNTIL EVERYTHING IS CONSISTENT

@RonanForman deep

Ronan Forman

@fredley If I didn't fuck up the punctuation it would have been.

kalina

being the most active user on the site in every category didn't change anything

so why bother

fredley

@kalina Make everything consistent. Everything.

Ronan Forman

@fredley That sounds like some serial killer talk there, are you sure you're not a villain from CSI?

fredley

09:30

@RonanForman Dexter

Ronan Forman

@fredley Oh, well as long as you're from Dexter that's fine. We like our psychopaths to have some style here in the Bridge.

fredley

@RonanForman Consistency is style, style consistency.

Ronan Forman

Who's trying to make square enix accounts in my name?

Or at least with my email address...

fredley

@RonanForman I own [email protected]. So much interesting mail.

Arperum

@fredley Examples? Or NSFW?

fredley

09:36

@Arperum Oh, just random sites using it to test their stuff. I get account confirmation links that I can sometimes use to explore beta sites...

Arperum

@fredley What kind of retard sends testmails to an email they don't control themself? How do you even check that it worked then?

fredley

@Arperum I have no idea!

kalina

oh

what

It's Monday and I'm already several hours into the day, why is this a new realisation?

downloads Breaking Bad and Dexter

fredley

@Arperum relevant

@kalina Downloaded BB, whole episode took < 2 mins. Best internet evah.

kalina

@fredley same, except I got both at the same time

I'm now sending them to work so I can watch them

otherwise they'll interrupt my payday 2 tonight

fredley

09:45

@kalina Mine are already at work

Starts to watch

kalina

well good for you

fredley

@kalina I promise not to spoiler

kalina

you'll always beat me in a penis measurement competition.

fredley

@kalina Measuring or measurement? There's an important difference

kalina

STOP

I'M NOT AWAKE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS

fredley

09:47

@kalina Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

kalina

you're right though, I would beat you in a penis measuring competition

4

out of pure enthusiasm alone

stop starring me and do something productive

2

-.-

fredley

@kalina I am not involved with any of these stars

kalina

you should be locked up, your ability to lie is so good you've even convinced yourself

you're a threat to society in this state

fredley

@kalina Alabama?

kalina

I just googled multiple times to check my spelling

and now I give up

time for some star list manipulation

also, you're all bad people for taking advantage of my impaired state

wow

@kalina I know you know what you're doing. Others might have seen this as a green light to ask such a question. — badp 8 mins ago

I'm not sure that's a compliment, I'm going to take it as one though

FEichinger

09:53

@kalina That's about the most productive I can get right now, sorry.

kalina

the bridge needs to be more active so I can flood my starred messages off the list with more stars

fredley

@kalina You don't need anyone's help in posting starbait

kalina

I'm not star baiting I was having a conversation -.-

fredley

@kalina -.-

Private Pansy

@kalina Awww, you're such a dick

FEichinger

09:59

@kalina Yeh ... Right. No.

kalina

@PrivatePansy I can't help it, if the competition was to measure other people's I would win out of the enjoyment of laughing at all the little people

oh right, yeah that makes me evil

ok

spyder

3

kalina

post 10 more ponies so I can star all of them

and then we'll have a star list of ponies

which will really upset all of the haters

fredley

PSA: Ponies are about to be posted in quantity. Prepare yourself.

2

kalina

@fredley shamless plug

fredley

10:03

@kalina Yup.

spyder

3

kalina

Private Pansy

2

kalina

oh no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......................

I can hear the very distant sound of robots screaming

2

spyder

Private Pansy

10:05

2

spyder

Martin Sojka

4

kalina

aww I'm no longer room owner of android hell

fredley

We need a separate room: Equestria: This is the part where all the Ponies squeal at you

3

kalina

@fredley doesn't @PrivatePansy have the P.O.N.I.E.S. protocol room?

spyder

10:07

Private Pansy

2

kalina

so anyway, mission accomplished

no more dodgy stars

fredley

wat

FEichinger

What. The. Fuck.

6

I leave for, what, five minutes and we get ponies all over the Bridge?

kalina

@FEichinger there are no ponies

have you been using one of @fredley's scripts?

fredley

10:09

@kalina ...

kalina

they're all booby trapped with pony pictures

spyder

The Internet is for... ponies!

2

FEichinger

@kalina Yeh, no. Stop it.

kalina

you must never use any script @fredley hands out

EVER

@FEichinger don't tell me to stop it, you'll find I'm completely innocent in this entire thing

FEichinger

@kalina No, you aren't!

2 mins ago, by kalina

so anyway, mission accomplished

kalina

10:10

except for one

fredley

@spyder The ellipsis should go between po and nies.

kalina

which is practically completely innocent

FEichinger

This is very much your fault.

kalina

@FEichinger I can't make people do what I want them to do over the internet

FEichinger

@kalina Obviously you can.

Kevin van der Velden

10:10

So many things set on fire, your script is pretty awesome @fredley

kalina

You give me far too much credit

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden I oughtta update it to have fire effects on images too

FEichinger

@kalina Maybe. But it's your fault no less.

spyder

@fredley Okay. The Internet is for po... nies

kalina

I refuse to take credit for the things you're accusing me of

Private Pansy

10:11

@FEichinger It's that kind of Monday

spyder

FEichinger

@spyder ಠ_ಠ

fredley

MeatStare @spyder

@spyder ಠ_ಠ

kalina

secretly, @FEichinger likes my little pony, his favourite pony is Derpy Hooves

FEichinger

@kalina Clearly. Why else would I be here?

fredley

10:12

FEICHINGER IS A BRONY: DATA ACCEPTED

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kalina

his overly negative reaction to posting ponies is that he's in denial and is trying to resist admitting his love for MLP

@FEichinger's future avatar:

FEichinger

@kalina Never gonna happen.

kalina

you say that now

fredley

@FEichinger Watch all of MLP, then come back.

kalina

but once upon a time, @fredley had the same overly negative reaction to MLP

and then he watched it

spyder

10:14

fredley

\o/___PON__PON__PON_PON_______PON_____

2

kalina

eh, people at work are talking about payday 2

this is unusual

I must brb

Ronan Forman

Dawww... @kalina's found some friends.

3

kalina

how rude

you're just jealous because our internet connections are incompatible with each other

Private Pansy

@RonanForman It's magical

Ronan Forman

10:21

@kalina That I am.

Private Pansy

@kalina Incompatible... Internet connections?

kalina

ok so there are 5 of us playing payday 2, time to convince management that payday 2 is a team building tool

@PrivatePansy he's completely unable to connect or remain connected for more than a very short period of time whenever I'm hosting

Lazers

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Q: Is there any way out the infinite corridor?

I started playing Dream and I thought I had solved all the puzzles (of the Alpha version) until I stumbled across the portal located in one of the cave in the desert. I played through the colored mazes (greatly reminding the Antichamber atmosphere) and I finally found myself walking through an i...

dream

kalina

which I hate, because he's good

Ronan Forman

@kalina That's like the nicest thing you've ever said.

kalina

10:23

@RonanForman no it's not, I say lots of nice things

Ronan Forman

Apart from maybe "YOU SO CLEVER. Have a cookie!" on steam.

kalina

we should, for shits and giggles, find a VPN server for you or I to connect to and see if that resolves payday 2 connectivity issues

but looking at Steam, quite a few people have the problem

Ronan Forman

@kalina I wouldn't bother, I'm off to uni next saturday.

kalina

can you play from uni?

Ronan Forman

@kalina It'll probably run on my laptop, I need to test it though.

spyder

10:25

kalina

it's not the most intensive game in the world, it does have a lot of particle effects though but I think there's a slider for that in the options

@spyder this is both weird and wrong

Rainbow Dash has purple eyes

fredley

Image burning is coming, developing now

kalina

@fredley user burning too

whenever a designated user posts something, it immediately gets set on fire

along with the user

5pike

@fredley FF port when?

fredley

@5pike I'll release it as a userscript too

kalina

10:27

make it so that it supports communication between users too

5pike

@fredley cool

kalina

so that a group of users can all set fire to the same user

and the fire burns more intensely

fredley

@kalina No.

Too much effort, requires server component

kalina

Fine! I'm not using it then.

fredley

@kalina Your loss

Private Pansy

10:28

@kalina That'll probably end up having everyone inside this room burning except you

kalina

@fredley hardly

@PrivatePansy I don't need a script to set fire to users

spyder

Car for @kalina

kalina

I watched Equestria Girls again lastnight as I fell asleep

spyder

kalina

It seems like every time I watch it, it gets a little bit worse

Private Pansy

10:30

@kalina Why do you subject yourself to that?

kalina

@PrivatePansy it sends me to sleep quickly

Arperum

@kalina Shock is different from sleep.

kalina

subconsciously I had a bad reaction to it though because when I woke up this morning all of my bedding was on the other side of the room

5pike

@spyder Why are Germans driving kalinas car?

spyder

@5pike they are her minions

kalina

10:32

I have lots of minions

Private Pansy

@kalina Listen to Samuel L. Jackson read Go the Fuck to Sleep is probably a better idea

kalina

@PrivatePansy yeah er... no

Private Pansy

@kalina :(

kalina

when I get new speakers, I'm going to set up my old speakers either side of my bed and listen to drum and bass to go to sleep

so that my neighbours can truly learn the meaning of hatred

Private Pansy

@kalina You are a terrible person

kalina

10:35

why?

I'm not the one faking orgasms at the top of my voice each night like my neighbour on the left

and I don't wake up the entire village with a circular saw at 7am on a sunday either, like the neighbour on the right

Arperum

@kalina The one on the right isn't faking?

kalina

at least I only intend to play drum and bass instead of the filthiest dirtiest dubstep I can find

is it hometime yet

Private Pansy

@kalina You truly are a merciful person

@kalina Fact: I did not have to go to work today

kalina

@PrivatePansy I am, many people say this about me

or would, if they weren't on fire

@PrivatePansy to be honest, this doesn't feel like a typical Monday

I kinda got to work on autopilot while still asleep

Private Pansy

I also would not to have to go to work tomorrow, Wednesday and Thursday

kalina

10:41

right... brb, setting fire to Singapore

3

in other news, I'm off work next week

I hope there are new heists in payday 2

otherwise I'm just going to have to grind to level 100 by spamming rats

Private Pansy

Dear WordPress, how is it that I have a post here which returns true for has_post_thumbnail, yet also returns an empty string when I try to call the_post_thumbnail?

Arperum

@PrivatePansy Because WordPress.

kalina

0

A: How do I begin playing DLC?

do i have to buy the dlc or can iget it for free?

10/10, would accept this answer

5pike

@kalina Well, he can get it for free....

fredley

Arqade Fire now burns images, and removes a message group if you've burnt all of the messages within it.

Just pushing the update

kalina

10:52

why don't you do something useful, like get payday 2 and raid banks with us?

5pike

Finaly - 2 hour chat session over, with a customer I'd love to drop....

kalina

because we need more heisters

@5pike ...under a building, that is about to be demolished?

fredley

@kalina No

kalina

@fredley you don't want to play payday 2?

5pike

@kalina Yeah, that to.

kalina

10:53

WHY

5pike

@kalina and heists.

kalina

@5pike yeah, that's for sure

fredley

@kalina Not enough time. I can't do it at work and I don't have time in the evenings.

kalina

@fredley fair enough, sucks having a busy life

fredley

Updated - burns images (including Ponies)

kalina

10:55

setting fire to ponies is cruelty against animals

5pike

@fredley Especially Ponies

kalina

reporting to the RSPCA

fredley

@kalina You set fire to Singapore. They have zoos.

kalina

@fredley yeah but you know how the west are, unless there's oil under the country they don't care

Private Pansy

@5pike Ooo, horse steak

kalina

10:56

@PrivatePansy :O

5pike

@PrivatePansy Horse meat tastes fantastic... just saying.

kalina

@PrivatePansy only if you buy beef from tesco

fredley

@kalina Old news. Have better news.

kalina

@fredley your face is old news

or just... old

either works

Private Pansy

@fredley A zoo. Just the one.

fredley

10:57

@kalina At least my face isn't news.

@PrivatePansy Night Safari is a zoo don't lie.

kalina

FIFTEEN DAYS LEFT

I CAN'T WAIT

SO EXCITED

Private Pansy

@fredley Well, okay, though it's sort of like in the same area as the Singapore Zoo

You can consider them as one zoo

kalina

IT'S A MONDAY TOO!

Private Pansy

Although there's also Jurong Bird Park

@kalina Till?

kalina

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DARTH VADER

VERSUS

ADOLF HITLER

(round three)

Private Pansy

10:59

Ewww...

kalina

...

spyder

Blem

►

kalina

@spyder do you honestly not know what ERB is?

any amount of time over the last six months should have resulted in you being exposed to @fredley and I spamming lyrics into the bridge

spyder

@kalina da fuq did I just see

fredley

11:08

@5pike Can you add GM scripts to FF directly or do you need GM installed?

kalina

@spyder I don't understand the question

voting to close as unclear what you're asking

fredley

@spyder UPUC RUP BUTTLES UF HUSTORUUUUH

Blem

►

5pike

@fredley I have no idea

Lazers

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Q: Do you get the card reward if you leave the selection screen before picking a card?

Closely related: Are the cards at the end of payday pre-determined? As the evidence seems to point that the card reward on payday is determined when you enter the selection screen rather than at the moment or reveal, would I still get the reward if I entered the selection screen but left the lo...

payday-2

Arperum

11:12

@fredley I'm quite certain you'd need GM for GM scripts to work

Martin Sojka

@kalina Well, I always have do double-check that it isn't ARB ...

5pike

Installed GM, gimme code plox

fredley

@Arperum Ok, GM script ready

kalina

WHO WON, WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC CHAT BATTLES OF STACKEXCHANGE!

fredley

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Q: Set fire to people in chat

How many times have you been overwhelmed by your desire to set fire to people in Stack Exchange chat? Well now you can! Arqade Fire Get Chrome Extension Get Grease Monkey User Script Arqade Fire is a chat message immolation tool that will burn away messages. It adds a small extra button nex...

script chrome-extensions chat

kalina

11:15

oh right, my videos finished transferring

Private Pansy

@kalina EWWWWWW...

kalina

@PrivatePansy I am disappoint

5pike

@fredley Works nicely

fredley

@5pike Thank you

Private Pansy

This Wednesday!

5pike

11:20

Nice, now I don't need to remove picks with firebug anymore....

fredley

@PrivatePansy Wake me up on November 23rd

@5pike I can also highly recommend this

5pike

@fredley Great, now I can read more out-of-context posts.

kalina

out of context is the best kind

Michel

@fbueckert How was your presentation ?

kalina

except when it's my posts being starred

and then out of context is the worst

5pike

11:23

@kalina Because you get mobbed by admins from other sites?

Private Pansy

@fredley The comics are good

kalina

@5pike oh no that's a completely different thing

Private Pansy

@5pike Starred, not flagged

fredley

@PrivatePansy Eh, not so keen

kalina

@PrivatePansy I didn't even see a flag the last time I got mobbed

I'm pretty sure somebody prompted for them to come here

based on the number of people who suddenly arrived

could have been a mod only flag, but none of the content was worthy of a mod flag and if that had happened the user who flagged should have been hit with a planet

Michel

11:25

@fredley LOL!

Arperum

@fredley Burnings is good!

Ronan Forman

@kalina Flags appear to random people with flag privileges, regardless of room. Most of them will be mods.

kalina

@RonanForman flags result in a blue box next to the post for all >10k users

Ronan Forman

@kalina And a blue circle next to the ping circle to a random selection of >10k/mods

Private Pansy

@fredley yp1.pony.pp.ua/book.php

kalina

11:26

@RonanForman yeah but my point is, I would have still seen it get flagged

fredley

MeatStare @PrivatePansy

@PrivatePansy ಠ_ಠ

Ronan Forman

@kalina I saw I flagged I think, I can't remeber though.

Maybe you don't see your own flags.

Private Pansy

@RonanForman You do see them as a blue box next to your message. You don't get notified to take action against them, of course

kalina

@RonanForman you do, I've seen them before

and if you try to action flags against you, computer says no

kalina

11:40

I am really really bored

Lazers

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Q: Why BAWSAQ is still under maintenance?

I can purchase stocks at LCN website but the BAWSAQ is still under maintenance, I'm like at 45% of the game completion and can't buy stocks from that website. Am I missing something? Do I need a special mission to unlock it ?

grand-theft-auto-5

OrigamiRobot

I made it.

Private Pansy

@OrigamiRobot You missed all the pony gifs

OrigamiRobot

30 hours of magic in 48 hours.

kalina

was it worth it?

Private Pansy

11:42

@OrigamiRobot Oh, in that case, congratulations for still being alive!

OrigamiRobot

@kalina I basically doubled my money, so yes.

kalina

well then, good

Kevin van der Velden

So, should I post a nightmare fuel pony or is pony posting time over?

5pike

@KevinvanderVelden do it

Kevin van der Velden

@5pike you asked for it =p

5pike

11:51

@KevinvanderVelden That really is nightmare fuel...

Luckily I can burn it, thanks to @fredley

Kevin van der Velden

@5pike unfortunately I can't because you cant burn your own messages

Private Pansy

Oh look, a camel... with eyes in all the wrong places

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley bugreport!

Arperum

@5pike Yes it is. It burned down good. Thanks @fredley

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy pony purpletoad.net/ponycustom/eyeballcreep.html

spyder

11:53

@KevinvanderVelden ZOMG

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden It's not a bug it's a feature. It prevents people from posting things they themselves don't want to look at.

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley aah, but I don't want to look at the nightmare fuel :(

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden You can delete your own messages

5pike

Or use firebug

fredley

speed-warp.net

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Kevin van der Velden

11:56

@fredley Naah, I kinda want this horror to survive =p

5pike

That's the official name now?

fredley

@5pike Yes. Well for now.

I'm going to get some people playing it...

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