The Bridge

Private Pansy

12:29 AM

@RedRiderX It seems that I've been marked by bloody mosquitoes. They're biting the shit out of me.

Michael Dunfield

@PrivatePansy Have you been eating sugary foods?

SaintWacko

@MichaelDunfield What is this and why does it look like fun?

Michael Dunfield

SaintWacko

@MichaelDunfield That does not answer my question

It just reinforces it

Michael Dunfield

@SaintWacko Assault Android Cactus

SaintWacko

12:40 AM

@MichaelDunfield Ohh, I keep hearing you people mention that

Michael Dunfield

Available through the Humble Store DRM-Free + a Steam key here

Me wants

but $15 agh

SaintWacko

@badp Okay, so if you know me at all, you know I like to mess with things

Private Pansy

@MichaelDunfield I don't think $15 isn't a fair amount to pay for a game like this, but the problem is the merit of every good have to be based on it's competition. You can get BioShock Infinite for $15 right now

SaintWacko

So of course, the first thing I did with the demo was this:

5

@PrivatePansy Ooh, really?

Where?

Private Pansy

Not surprising that it works - the "browser" is just an iframe

Fluttershy

12:47 AM

@SaintWacko amazon.com/gp/product/B00DOD0TZG/…

Private Pansy

@SaintWacko reddit.com/r/GameDeals/comments/1mwa6d/…

SaintWacko

@Fluttershy That's a good deal, considering that I don't have Bioshock 2, and I can't get Bioshock 1 to work with Steam

Maybe I can get it to work without Steam

Wonder how long it'll be available

@PrivatePansy I suspected as much

Private Pansy

Oh wait, it's gone. Let's see... digital.gamefly.com/#!/download-bioshock-infinite/5004857 or amazon.com/2K-Games-Bioshock-Triple-Download/dp/B00DOD0TZG/…, according to the comments would also work

SaintWacko

Didn't think they had actually gotten Ubuntu running in a browser :P

Fluttershy

@SaintWacko Not much longer.

> Bioshock PC Download Deal of the Week! For September 19-25

Private Pansy

12:50 AM

@SaintWacko Don't think that would be possible

SaintWacko

@PrivatePansy Oh, is even the Amazon one through Steam?

Private Pansy

> Steam account required for game activation and installation

SaintWacko

@PrivatePansy Bleh

@PrivatePansy Huh, $11 for Infinite

I'll go for that

Private Pansy

I want it too, but regional restrictions :(

Think I could set up a VPN real quick to buy it?

RedRiderX

Hah, 9 votes on the renaming @mic Strawpoll.

Michael Dunfield

1:04 AM

@PrivatePansy It's not, but I'm poor.

@RedRiderX ???

Oh I see it

1:22 AM

@PrivatePansy Ahh, Hard to go wrong with Clavin and Hobbes.

@PrivatePansy Oh my.

You haven't seen them eating any chains have you?

Or... escaping dreams or anything like that?

Just wondering.

No real reason, if you're wondering.

Nothing to worry about at all.

Everything is totally fine.

Private Pansy

1:37 AM

No no, I'll just continue to breath this perfectly fine, breathable air

user15026

@wipqozn I am full of sushi :D

Private Pansy

@AshleyNunn I'm now full of envy

user15026

@PrivatePansy He was saying he was full of sushi the other day so now I am so I have to tell him

user15026

I traded my best guy friend a sushi dinner for his two Domo hoodies he didn't want anymore

Unionhawk

That guy has a party hat. Holy crap that's awesome.

spugsley

1:43 AM

@Unionhawk ....for some reason this is more terrifying to me than just a regular snake.

like a snake that makes you think he's cute so that he can eat your face

user15026

@spugsley That is pretty sneaky

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I KNOW RIGHT

SNEAKY SNAKE

Private Pansy

I got 1x Key to The Smoky Flophouse, so I can hold 3 cards at once now

Which is pretty cool, though I'm not sure what side effects this might have

user15026

►

spugsley

@AshleyNunn oh. my. god. What is this

user15026

1:50 AM

@PrivatePansy I am trying to get a key to the rooms above a gambling den

user15026

@spugsley The most ridiculous song about sneaky snakes you will ever hear

user15026

its this old country song

ToxicFrog

Snakes :3

spugsley

@AshleyNunn omg it's a real song

like. By a real dude.

user15026

@spugsley Yes, by Tom T Hall

user15026

1:53 AM

me and my sister loved this song as kids and we sang it A LOT

user15026

@ToxicFrog I am starting to like the idea of having one, but I want a turtle more. :D

user15026

(Seriously I have decided turtles are amazing)

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Someone on tumblr bought the NightVale bumper stickers, posted a picture, people take the message seriously. hilariousness ensues

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn oh god I hate tumblr quote chains

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn This is utterly unreadable.

user15026

1:59 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, I read it on my dash so it wasn't so bad :(

Private Pansy

Go to your browser console and disable the margin property on blockquotes

Or just do this

var bq = document.getElementsByTagName('blockquote');
for (var i = 0; i < bq.length; i++){
    bq[i].style.margin = 'auto';
}

Michael Dunfield

Guys, how come none of you have played RocketBirds on Steam yet? It's in the current humble bundle

Play it you dicks

It's fucking good.

spugsley

@MichaelDunfield .....I won't tell you what I thought that said because I think you can probably figure it out

Private Pansy

I'm not sure where you come from where it is acceptable to call people dicks for not playing a game

Michael Dunfield

@spugsley ;]

@PrivatePansy The Internet.

spugsley

2:06 AM

:o

user15026

@spugsley oh my

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MichaelDunfield I think you put the italics on the wrong word there, tbqh.

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz I did?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Read it aloud with the emphasis those italics employ.

Michael Dunfield

That's how I intended it to be read. Right?

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:13 AM

@MichaelDunfield That's a pretty strange pattern of emphasis compared to stressing 'good'.

Michael Dunfield

Really? Do people never say things like that in the states?

...Huh.

spugsley

He's right but I like it so I'm going to start doing that now

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz It really is

LessPop_MoreFizz

Now I'm just saying "It's fucking adjective" to myself repeatedly and marvelling at how strange it sounds.

Lazers

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Q: Grand Theft Auto 5 - Hanging Out with People

Throughout the game, you are able to call people and ask them to "Hang Out". You can then take them out to either a bar, movies, stripclub, etc. I know in Grand Theft Auto 4, there were perks given to the player that completely developed a friendship with someone. Is there any reason to "hang...

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Michael Dunfield

2:20 AM

Have you guys really never heard things said that way?

It's like saying "It's very good."

user20683

@MichaelDunfield Nope, we speak sane English. Conclusion: Proximity to Quebec has warped your mind.

Michael Dunfield

It's fucking good.

It's extremely good.

etc

user15026

@MichaelDunfield Its not the words its the emphasis

user15026

and your emphasis is unusual

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn I know, but that's what I don't get, have you never heard somebody read something like that with the emphasis on the 'very' or the describing thing or whatever

Also unrelated.

user15026

2:23 AM

@MichaelDunfield Not generally.

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn Huh. This is strange to me.

user15026

Fuck, I just went insane

6

user15026

Well that is interesting

user15026

ALL I WANTED WAS TO GET INTO THE FORGOTTEN QUARTER

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn In what?

user15026

2:25 AM

@Powerlord Fallen London

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz They are utterly terrible.

user15026

@MichaelDunfield Still weird.

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn This is crazy, I can't imagine why nobody else thinks this is normal

Am I going nuts

Powerlord

sigh I knew Chrome had to have updated in the last few days, as that's when scrolling started acting buggy. Sure enough, it was updated Wednesday.

Michael Dunfield

=o

Private Pansy

2:27 AM

@AshleyNunn Just keep running down the options. Your Nightmare level will decrease each time you fail the challenge. You'll be released once it reaches zero

user15026

@PrivatePansy Oh thank goodness.

Michael Dunfield

gamepacks.net

OOOO Perfect Stride!

user15026

I will have to wait til I have more actions, but it is good to know it is over relatively quickly

Private Pansy

The opportunity cards seem to form a separate storyline, but I never got to the bottom of it

Possibly because I didn't draw the correct cards

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MichaelDunfield I have with some intensifiers (most notably Reaaaa*aaaaaaaa*lllllyyy), but applying the construction to fucking feels weird. I think it's because of the hard consonant.

Michael Dunfield

2:32 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, maybe I don't know.

Emphasis Poll

CC @AshleyNunn @LessPop_MoreFizz @spugsley

You guys are fucking wrong. =[

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MichaelDunfield Your mother begs to differ.

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz fucking = very

user15026

@MichaelDunfield .....you know nothing about how I do such things! shocked

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn :o

Powerlord

Crud... what kind of word is the word "a" again?

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:37 AM

@Powerlord Adjective? Article? Adverb? Asshole? Antidisestablishmentarianism?

user15026

@Powerlord indefinite article, I think

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Powerlord Oh, I read that as "What kind of word is the 'a word'"

Yeah, what @AshleyNunn said, it's an Indefinite Article.

user15026

I have no idea why I remember that

Powerlord

OK, I was just wondering so I could post about "a" being missing in one of the dialogs in the Ace Attorney Investigations 2 translation.

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn Oh my... >.>

Michael Dunfield

2:39 AM

Why do you need to know the type of word for that?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MichaelDunfield In order to properly articulate what's wrong, you need to accurately and precisely describe it.

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz Paste the phrase in quotes. Mention where the word "a" should be.

Powerlord

@MichaelDunfield To justify why it needs to be there.

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz Also this is why I can't use Meta.

@Powerlord 'just because'

Powerlord

Well, OK, technically I probably don't. But like an idiot, I didn't screenshot it when I went through the game.

Michael Dunfield

2:41 AM

I am going to bed.

Powerlord

I noticed two things like that late in case 2 and unfortunately, this means I'll need to play through the entire case again to get to them.

Fluttershy

Hmm... Spent the whole night playing TLoU's multiplayer, now I don't have time for GTA V. =(

Tim Stone

Nonsense, it's not daytime yet. Plenty of hours left.

Private Pansy

What's the largest size gravatar supports?

Tim Stone

2048px

Private Pansy

2:47 AM

Awesome

Unionhawk

Holy crap it's only 11 and I'm really tired

spugsley

someone buy me this wickedgoodcupcakes.com/shop/wicked-good-to-go.aspx

cupcake in a jar :D

Fluttershy

@spugsley I would, but I'm still waiting on a song I was promised. Also, I accidentally bought a year of Amazon Prime tonight.

user15026

i wish they would ship to me

user15026

sigh

user15026

2:53 AM

@Fluttershy oops?

fbueckert

I weigh 14kg, and the horse I'm riding says I'm supposed to go on a diet.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn they look so tastyyyyyyyyy

Powerlord

@Fluttershy How do you "accidentally" do that?

fbueckert

Stupid horse! Gain some muscle mass!

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn Pretty much. <_< I wasn't paying attention when clicking through my shopping card and saw "Congratulations! Your card has been billed $39 for one year of Amazon Prime."

user15026

2:53 AM

I am trying to resist buying more Lindsey Stirling music. It is hard.

user15026

@Fluttershy Lucky...you?

Private Pansy

@fbueckert Your horse is actually a little pony?

user15026

@spugsley They do

Private Pansy

@Fluttershy You can cancel, right?

Fluttershy

@PrivatePansy I... don't know. But, honestly, it's a pretty sweet deal. I can get free Kindle books, and 2 day shipping on most items. I use them enough to get my money's worth.

fbueckert

2:54 AM

@PrivatePansy That's all of 30 pounds. That's not really all that heavy. Not sure if that's a lot for a pony, though.

user15026

@Fluttershy That sounds alright, then.

user15026

.....baking cookies right now would be madness, right?

Fluttershy

Hm... what's Prime for non-students? Anyone know?

spugsley

@Fluttershy I want to say 69 but I'm not 100% sure

user20683

79

spugsley

2:56 AM

per year

user20683

as I remember

spyder

Morning, Bridge

Powerlord

@Fluttershy Don't forget Amazon Prime video, too

Fluttershy

Oh sweet! I got a good deal. It's $79 regularly, but my membership started as a student membership, so I get $30 off. :3

spugsley

@Fluttershy nice!

Fluttershy

2:57 AM

Oh wait... $40 off!

Woo!

Private Pansy

That does seem like a good deal

spyder

I recently found that there is a fourth season of cartoon series ReBoot. Has anyone seen ReBoot?

user15026

@spyder Not in eons.

user15026

@spugsley the way that arch frames you so perfectly in your latest picture.....I love it so.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn ughhhh it's just a left over from months ago. I can't believe the computer/camera issues I've had today

everything all at once

but thank you <3

user15026

3:03 AM

I still liked it though!

user20683

@spugsley You have this astonishing ability to be awesome even when you're not trying

user20683

I'd even argue it's especially when you're not trying

spugsley

@WorldEngineer thanks <3

Fluttershy

@spyder I love ReBoot!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@PrivatePansy The only better deal than Prime for Students is Prime for Pregnant Ladies.

2

Fluttershy

3:12 AM

o_o

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy Not sure if they still do it, but they used to give a year of free prime to new moms.

spyder

@Fluttershy virtual high five

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz Looks like it's 3-months now. Still.... 20% off diapers and wipes is pretty crazy.

LessPop_MoreFizz

(Which 'gift' they more than earned back in the amount of stuff those moms would turn around and order because they never have time to shop anymore.)

Fluttershy

@spyder high five

Aaaaaalright. I'm off to bed. Back to work in the morning.

Goodnight, Bridge!

spyder

3:15 AM

@Fluttershy bye

LessPop_MoreFizz

3:37 AM

@spyder Hooray for Socialism.

OrigamiRobot

4:06 AM

@spyder Organize*

user20683

@OrigamiRobot not from where he's posting

user15026

Man, it takes a long time to become not-insane. :(

Unionhawk

4:26 AM

@AshleyNunn As is in real life

user15026

Learned my lesson, I suppose.

Alok

5:00 AM

Starting my Elona+ game now.

I plan to start as Elea - do I have to take Wizard, or are other classes better?

I'd like to take something that gives me most choices of trained skills; or I will be going for warmage as a mix of wiz/fighter

Trent Hawkins

5:37 AM

@Alok you can take any race/proffession combination you like. Choosing complimentary combos may net you higher starting base stats in areas critical to the combo.

@Alok but you can easily go with any combination. My first run as a fairy/claymore started out well enough (although the weight-limit on equipment really held me back)

Alok

6:04 AM

@TrentHawkins Will be taking Warmage - I was reading so much about the races that I still haven't started the game lol

Lazers

0

Q: Can't log onto Minecraft.net

I just made a Mojang account and it is not letting me sign into Minecraft.net with it. I used my E-mail for my username and everything. I can sign into Mojang.com no problem what so ever but Minecraft.net says Unknown username or password. I am completely lost and have no clue what to do.

minecraft

spyder

6:32 AM

Lazers

0

Q: What vehicles offer more than the standard set of controls?

Some vehicles in GTA 4 offered special controls or even missions to start when inside. I've already found some vehicles in GTA 5 with more than the standard set of controls, but are there more? Or is there a Website that lists them all? All Taxis -> Start Taxi Missions with D-Pad right Tow Tru...

grand-theft-auto-5

Lazers

6:51 AM

0

Q: controller set up problem with pre owned game

pre own game set up in southpaw or lefty mode. I cannot get it to default to right. Continues to default to lefty or legacy southpaw. how do get to revert back to right handed rather than left handed?

modern-warfare

badp

istouchidhackedyet.com

Lazers

0

Q: What game is KJumpingCube based on?

KJumpingCube, for those who aren't familiar, is a game where you add points to a square, and when enough points are added, the square "explodes" into the adjacent squares, sometimes causing another square to gain enough points to "explode" into more squares adjacent to it, and so on. When a squar...

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Private Pansy

7:16 AM

Oh man, too muich sugar

Wooooooo! i think my hands are shaking

Either the sugar or the cold. That's what eating shaved ice gets me

Ais kacang

Ais kacang (known as ice kacang in Singapore) is a Malaysian dessert which is also common in Singapore and Brunei. Traditionally, a special ice machine is used to churn out the shaved ice used in the dessert, originally hand cranked but now more often motorized. Many Southeast Asian coffee shops, hawker centres, and food courts offer this dessert. Name Nowadays, ais kacang is mostly known as 'ABC' (acronym for Air Batu Campur, literally meaning "mixed Ice"). Preparation Formerly, it was made of only shaved ice and red beans, though the number and diversity of ingredients has since expa...

Next time I should go for hot dessert instead

Arperum

@PrivatePansy And then run around and try to set someone ablaze?

Private Pansy

7:32 AM

If I do that it'll be @kalina's fault, not the dessert's

Blem

7:48 AM

morning people

@Blem Morning

Morning

Morning.

0

Q: Is Arqade a place for guides and walkthroughs?

Regarding these kalina's (useful) questions and answers about Payday 2: How can I pull off a Bank Heist without the cops getting involved? How can I complete the Diamond Heist without setting off any alarms? How do I stealth the 'Framing Frame' heist? Is Arqade a place for guides and walkthro...

discussion allowed-questions

Blem

8:01 AM

Mornings @5pike @KevinvanderVelden @Arperum

Kevin van der Velden

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend

Planetary annihilation beta :D

Blem

Hope i can get some friends to come by and play some games, got a package with games i ordered:

5pike

@Blem Munchkin is fun

would play

Blem

I have played Munchkin and King of Tokyo before, the other 2 are new to me

Kevin van der Velden

Munchkin is so much fun :D

Blem

8:07 AM

Meet Mark Suckerberg, the first IT mosquito

5pike

Gloom

Blem

5pike

"The goal of the game is sad, but simple: you want your characters to suffer the greatest tragedies possible before passing on to the well-deserved respite of death."

Holy crap

Blem

then you can make you opponents happy to win the game

Arperum

I'm vaguely starting to understand some extreme basics of dwarf fortress!

spyder

8:11 AM

@Blem hi

Arperum

I also made a wet mess of the refuse pile + anything in front of my entrance.

Blem

morning @spyder

FEichinger

@5pike Gloom's great, yeh. You do need a very select group of friends for it, though.

spyder

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum Jeah for dwarf fortress :D

5pike

8:16 AM

@FEichinger The premise sounds like something my friends would dig, but they don't play card/board games.

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden I'm still alive, I got a single small farm, got a still, a couple different workshops and a door to my fortress.

And I'm at the point where the first migrants arrive. Three of them I think.

Kevin van der Velden

Using a pack or just plain vanilla?

Blem

@5pike you need new friends!

5pike

@Blem I know

Blem

Kevin van der Velden

8:22 AM

@Blem I... but... oh no

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden Some pack I think, at least a graphics tileset. I think that's all it does. (at work now, so I can't check)

kalina

@SepiaLazers this guy really doesn't want me writing payday 2 guides

Private Pansy

Lazy Newb Pack?

5pike

@kalina I don't think that he has something against you or your guides.

kalina

I am going to set fire to him anyway

Arperum

8:39 AM

@PrivatePansy Nope phoebus something I think.

kalina

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A: Is Arqade a place for guides and walkthroughs?

I think that possibly you're thinking of our stance towards questions asking for guides: we're not a link aggregator, but in this instance the guides exist on Arqade, rather than an answer being posted forwarding somebody on to another site. There is a great difference between somebody posting "Y...

Private Pansy

Phoebus is a tileset

kalina

it may be complete gibberish

I'm really not awake yet

somebody sanity check that I didn't just dump my entire thought process into text

lol @FEichinger

there are worse things to type into google

"How can I tell if a corpse is safe to eat?" for example

FEichinger

@kalina I was gonna comment how it'd be top-notch trolling if Arqade actually were the result for that query, but then I just went with that. :P

spyder

@kalina about ME3:

kalina

8:53 AM

I don't get it

forgive me, I am stuck in the criminal mindset

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I avoided walking too close to people on the way to work in case they became suspicious of me

@NOPE die in a fire

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