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2:00 PM
@One-One If you come back in 30 minutes we might be done arguing.
 
@Wipqozn About a game != About gaming
 
@Wipqozn About this. We'll be arguing about something else, surely.
 
Morning, Bridge
 
FAE
@One-One Feel free to stick around if you like, it's also just a general chat room. :)
 
@Sterno Well, yeah. We can never not argue.
 
2:00 PM
@Wipqozn Yes we can!
 
@Wipqozn I don't think screen resolutions such as letterbox or widescreen are limited to gaming. They're generic definitions.
 
@SaintWacko Grab a coffee and enjoy the usual slap fight about what's and what's not on topic here
 
That said, I think the biggest argument for this question to remain open is that the setting is within Skyrim.
 
@OrigamiRobot I honestly have no idea what I originally tried to write, so I just changed it completely.
 
@PrivatePansy YOU'RE OFF TOPIC HERE
@One-One Yesterday we were debating same-sex marriage, and a few days before that, religion
 
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2:01 PM
@PrivatePansy This was way funnier to me than it should have been I think.
 
Knowing what they do in the context of a game, though, is useful, because people can see those options.
 
@Wipqozn I am agreeing with what you said.
 
@fbueckert And I'm saying that doesn't it's off-topic here. It's still relevant gamers and something I would say falls within the expertise of gamers.
@OrigamiRobot I thought you were poking fun at my edit.
 
@One-One Also, If you'll look at the tags, games are actually off topic here
As is fun
 
@Wipqozn I disagree.
 
2:02 PM
@SaintWacko YOUR FACE IS OFF-TOPIC HERE
 
@fbueckert well, it got re-opened, SO YOU LOSE NA NA NA NA
 
@Wipqozn Wait, I misread what you wrote. I don't even know anymore.
 
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@PrivatePansy lol, I was like "What did I say?!"
 
@Wipqozn I HELPED REOPEN, SO NA NA NA NA YOURSELF!
 
@fbueckert I really, really don't understand how magically the question becomes valid for this site just because it mentions Skyrim.
 
2:02 PM
@Sterno It's an option inside the game.
 
@Sterno I think he's just being really pedantic, which is the best kind of dantic.
 
2 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
That said, I think the biggest argument for this question to remain open is that the setting is within Skyrim.
 
It's an option in many games. There isn't a whole lot of value making him name one. The question isn't even tagged
 
Does knowing what those definitions mean help you if there's nothing in game to change it to those?
 
@PrivatePansy Waaaaah! I'm going back to playing Rogue Legacy.
...Because I totally wasn't already planning to do that...
 
2:03 PM
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Q: Display Modes Letterbox vs Wide-Screen

One-OneIn Skyrim graphical options, what is the difference between letterbox mode and wide-screen mode? Can you view more things in wide-screen mode vs letterbox mode?

What you say?
 
Curse you, @ChristHateZ
 
@Sterno It was added with the edit.
 
Okay, apparently I'm crazy
 
@Sterno A Mint question that doesn't actually mention Mint is on-topic on AU. It's just a matter of context, and that's where a line has to be drawn.
 
...I think this is the friendliest argument I've had on the Bridge in awhile.
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2:04 PM
So if someone has the same question about a different game with letterbox and widescreen, is it a dupe?
I mean, totally different game!
 
@StrixVaria Haha, yeah, that would be a bit OP otherwise. Did you find that out the hard way?
 
@Sterno Yeah, now we're getting into the wonkiness.
 
@Sterno I like this point. It's really good and all that.
 
@fbueckert That's because the game is irrelevant (unless it's crazy and misuses the terms).
 
@Sterno I essentially read it as "Do Letterbox and Widescreen mean the same thing in the Skyrim options as they mean everywhere else?" It's a really bad question, but technically about the game.
 
2:05 PM
@Sterno Which is why I think it's too generic.
 
In other news, I'm approaching 10k!
 
Why not just dig up the old tag, and not worry about it ever again?
 
@fbueckert Why too generic? Does it become unanswerable?
 
Letterbox means X. Widescreen means Y. These are basic PC definitions.
 
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can
 
2:05 PM
Not at all specific to gaming.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I, for one, would be fine with this solution.
 
@fbueckert Not even PC, I imagine
 
It's not the first kinda borderline question we've had, it won't be the last. It's a super basic question, and I'm not fond of the lack of research effort, but it's relevant, and isn't so far off base that it makes my eyes bug out.
 
Things do not have to be specific to gaming to be here. They just have to be relevant to gaming.
 
@PrivatePansy Exactly.
 
2:06 PM
Well, one of them is, the other is from cinema
 
3 mins ago, by fbueckert
Does knowing what those definitions mean help you if there's nothing in game to change it to those?
Yay, I know what these mean! Game does not support them. Well, damn.
 
@fbueckert I think you're reversing the order people tend to look things up. They see the options in a game and google about them, end up here. they don't mindlessly scroll through Arqade questions, see that, say "AWESOME, I BET EVERY GAME EVER HAS THAT OPTION" and then get mad when they're game doesn't
 
@Sterno I'd fully support a rewrite "I've seen this in a couple of games (e.g. Skyrim, X, Y, Z, A), what does it mean?", and then duping anything related to it there. But keeping it generic without even mentioning a gaming relevance just doesn't do. The original revision simply did not make the connection.
 
For the record, @LessPop_MoreFizz is totally right and this is not worth the discussion.
But hey, it's Friday.
 
@Sterno hahahahaha, oh lordy. I'm just picturing someone just fuming at their keyboard after doing this.
 
2:09 PM
It's not really about this question in particular. I just think we're really close happy around here for reasons that aren't in the interest of helping anyone or making the site better.
 
You know what is worth discussing? Welcome to Night Vale.
 
looks suspiciously at @Sterno
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz When is the next episode?
 
@Sterno here, have a star.
 
@Sterno I disagree with you, but I'll leave it at that.
 
2:10 PM
@OrigamiRobot MONDAY
 
@Sterno In general, I agree with you there. Hell, even in this instance I agree with the sentiment - but sometimes it's really just down to semantics and context - both of which can be improved.
 
First and 15th of every month.
 
I can't wait.
 
@fbueckert Yeah, I think we come down pretty opposite on a lot of them. Democracy in action, yay!
Just think of all those poor suckers who can't cast close votes.
 
@Sterno Muddling through life, disagreements and all!
 
2:12 PM
Disagreements are the best kind of greements.
 
In other news, this weekend is Canada Day! Woo long weekend!
 
 
@fbueckert The entire weekend is Canada Day?
 
Quick, someone mod me so I can run to their room and tell them they all better behave or else.
Speaking of which, can someone unstar that top message?
 
@PrivatePansy July 1st is Canada Day.
 
2:14 PM
Really Root Access?
 
Changing your game settings to run games better is definitely on-topic for Gaming if you ask me
 
@badp I'd agree with that
 
@badp As long as it is a game setting, I agree.
 
@fbueckert It's also Singapore Armed Forces day. As a member of said organization, I would prefer to celebrate Canada Day instead
 
Aw, that reminds me, only one more week until the darkest day on Earth.
 
2:14 PM
@PrivatePansy We get fireworks.
 
@PrivatePansy Hehe
 
@fbueckert "In Skyrim graphical options, what is the difference between letterbox mode and wide-screen mode? I've seen this in other games as well. Can you view more things in wide-screen mode vs letterbox mode? How should I choose?"
 
@badp Check the original revision.
 
@badp The edit made it re-openable.
I had cast the first close vote before that.
 
ehh
"What is the difference between letterbox mode and wide-screen mode? Can you view more things in wide-screen mode vs letterbox mode?"
The real problem is it lacked the reference to a specific game
 
2:17 PM
Which is all we've been arguing, yes.
 
@SaintWacko I was jumping on spikes and stuff, not really playing seriously.
It was a very short run.
 
@StrixVaria Heh, nice
What level are you?
 
@SaintWacko ~30
 
Protip: P.A.D is stupid useful.
 
I think.
 
2:17 PM
@badp There's a reason I changed the tag.
 
@fbueckert What does it do?
 
You don't set off spike traps.
 
The question is going to have the same answer for every game ever.
 
@StrixVaria Have you unlocked the Shinobi?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz is it? It could do any number of things; it could change your FOV or not, it could add bars or not, it could do both, it could...
 
2:18 PM
@fbueckert I've seen this happen and I thought it was just a fake troll spike trap.
 
It is a basic terminology question.
 
@SaintWacko Shinobi is the best.
 
@fbueckert Yeah, that is nice
 
I would play a Shinobi with vertigo over other classes.
 
@badp My argument is that unless we're being pedantic and require a game to be named as proof that some game, somewhere, indeed has these options, the game name is completely unnecessary.
 
2:18 PM
@StrixVaria this. If there's a shinobi available, I will pick it no matter what the traits
 
One of my favorite traits so far is dementia.
 
@badp It's a question about aspect ratio, not FOV.
 
@badp As I said, I'm all in favor of making it generic while keeping a gaming relevance (for instance by giving examples of games that feature it), but without any such reference, it doesn't do.
 
@SaintWacko I found a fairy chest with "Take no damage", and the area was completely filled with spikes.
None of them went off.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz but different games handle different aspect ratios differently
 
2:19 PM
@fbueckert And we get to march around and have our boots and uniform inspected by superiors. Like I said, I would take Canada Day anytime
 
@StrixVaria I haven't figured out what that does
@fbueckert Haha, that's awesome
 
I was wondering what was happening, so I checked out what traits I had.
 
What does the game do with the extra space on the sides of a 16:9 game as opposed to a 4:3 game?
 
@SaintWacko I kind of don't want to spoil it.
 
@badp Black bars. That's what letterboxing is.
 
2:19 PM
That's definitely not game agnostic
 
I currently have runes that give me triple jump, and +1 health and mana on kills
@StrixVaria Heh, alright
 
@StrixVaria Hyperchondriac is amusing.
 
@fbueckert You took 3947 damage!
 
@Sterno Yup!
 
Oh, and we will also miss half a day's training, even though we're already ridiculously behind schedule because of how incredibly poor the Supply and Transport Center's logistics is
 
2:20 PM
(I honestly can't believe games letterbox anymore)
 
@Sterno Oh, That's what that does
 
@PrivatePansy Logistics is what I love to do.
It's why I love games like OpenTTD and Anno.
 
@Sterno Oh, that's why that happens!
 
@SaintWacko This sounds like a game I want to play.
 
I kept seeing that, forgot I had hyperchondriac
 
2:20 PM
@badp Skyrim is always 16:9. The letterbox option lets you choose between 16:9 with black bars on your 4:3 tv, or 16:9 at full height and if you have a 4:3 screen, shit is getting chopped off and you don't see half the UI.
 
@badp Windows 7 auto-letterboxes 4:3 games on widescreen monitors.
It's actually really nice.
 
What's the flaw that makes my guy shoot his spells out backwards? Is that two left hands?
 
2 hours ago, by Private Pansy
The Supply and Transport Center completely fails at transporting us future "Transport Operators"
 
@SaintWacko I have a curse rune, but all my health regeneration comes from the Blood equipment.
 
@StrixVaria: it.. does?
 
2:20 PM
@OrigamiRobot It is. You will greatly enjoy it. Rogue Legacy
 
@StrixVaria uh? It's probably a setting in your BIOS.
 
@badp It's primarily an option on console games, since the resolution of the tv is generally fixed, but the aspect ratio can vary.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz that's totally a skyrim-only thing
 
FAE
@StrixVaria This is a property of some monitors I've had, not necessarily 7, I think.
 
Pssh BIOS
 
2:21 PM
@PrivatePansy: We used to call em ground pilots back in my day ;p
 
@badp No, it's a console game thing.
 
@fbueckert I have three blood items equipped. I get 7 hp every kill
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz ohhhhh, that kind of stuff.
 
@SaintWacko The site seems to be overwhelmed at the moment
 
@badp Yes.
 
2:21 PM
MODERN ADVANCEMENTS IN TECHNOLOGY auto-letterbox 4:3 games on widescreen monitors.
 
@JourneymanGeek Yay! A demo! Not enough games have demos nowdays.
 
I really haven't found many blueprints yet. Just two suits of armor (plus whatever you start the game with)
 
So on a Shinobi, which kills everything in one hit... :D
 
@SaintWacko Blood equipment + Lich = overpowered.
 
So can we please go back to the generic terminology tag?
 
2:21 PM
@OrigamiRobot GET IT IT'S SO GOOD
 
@PrivatePansy No, It just doesn't always load
 
Yknow, computer monitors also come in 4:3/5:4/16:10/16:9 versions
 
Try again
 
Check your PC-Normative Privelege @badp.
 
@fbueckert Oh wow, I didn't think about that
I need to unlock the Lich now
 
2:22 PM
@badp: isn't there that insanely long ones?
 
@badp Yes, but computer games allow you to choose the specific resolution, instead of simply the aspect ratio.
 
@SaintWacko I'm getting 503 Service Temporarily Unavailable every time
 
@StrixVaria What kind of game is it?
 
@OrigamiRobot a demo of what? ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek Movies screens are like 1:2.2
 
2:22 PM
Since computer monitors come in a variety of resolutions.
TV's don't.
 
@OrigamiRobot Metroidvania action platformer that tries to pretend it's a roguelike but it's not.
 
@PrivatePansy Hm, interesting. It's loading for @OrigamiRobot and I
 
@StrixVaria I love Metroidvania!
 
@SaintWacko I think there's a limit to how much max life you can siphon, but it seems to be inconsistent.
 
@OrigamiRobot Buy the game. Nao
You will not regret it
 
2:23 PM
I need to play the demo first, but I am excited.
 
Best $15 I spent on games in a long-ass time.
 
@SaintWacko I am waiting for the mac version.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Has one been confirmed?
 
@OrigamiRobot I will gift you the game if you agree to stare at an image of a sloth for 2 full minutes.
3
 
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@Sterno lmao
 
2:24 PM
> Mac and Linux versions coming soon
 
Even though I irrationally hate macs, that's still awesome since everybody should play this game.
 
@Sterno 2 full minutes? Hmmmm.
 
With @spugsley verifying.
 
FAE
@StrixVaria lol why?
 
> irrationally
 
FAE
2:25 PM
@Sterno Or he should put it on youtube.
 
@Sterno Just an image?
 
FAE
@StrixVaria Well usually there's like... something, even if it's "they give me the heebie jeebies"
 
@OrigamiRobot If I had a live sloth to hand you, I would. But yes, just an image.
 
FAE
@Sterno Make it a video
 
@FAE I was forced to use them in High School for 45 minutes a day and I hated every second of it.
 
2:26 PM
@Sterno Not a gif?
 
FAE
@Sterno So he has to watch it moving.
 
@OrigamiRobot @FAE makes an excellent point.
 
FAE
@Sterno He's gonna kill me.
 
More recently, I had to help someone reformat a hard drive from a mac-only format to a generic format that could also work with windows, and I couldn't do anything on the mac.
 
If it's a video or a gif, no.
 
2:26 PM
It's really, really unintuitive.
Which I found kind of hilarious, actually.
 
@StrixVaria I don't have a problem with macs, but I despise Apple and their business practices
 
@SaintWacko Also this.
 
Seriously, you look away for a moment (like, less than a decade really) and this happens:
The planet Jupiter has 67 confirmed moons. This gives it the largest retinue of moons with "reasonably secure" orbits of any planet in the Solar System. The most massive of them, the four Galilean moons, were discovered in 1610 by Galileo Galilei and were the first objects found to orbit a body that was neither Earth nor the Sun. From the end of the 19th century, dozens of much smaller Jovian moons have been discovered and have received the names of lovers, conquests, or daughters of the Roman god Jupiter, or his Greek predecessor, Zeus. The Galilean moons are by far the largest and most...
 
@StrixVaria Part of our driving course consists of sitting in front of antique candy colored iMacs running Mac OS 9 playing videos narrated by someone with a rich American accent
 
.... sixty-seven moons
 
2:27 PM
I avoid Apple-related iThings more than I avoid EA.
 
It's the most enjoyable part of the course for me so far
 
@StrixVaria Same. I had to use a Mac for a lab one time in college. Nothing was where it logically should have been.
 
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@MartinSojka Holy shit. o_O
 
@PrivatePansy This is what I had to use in school :P
 
Not the actual lesson, but the computers
Which are amazingly cute
 
2:29 PM
....
 
They came from an era where USB ports were state of the art. Fancy that.
 
whoa....
Last time I saw one was at that wierd little shop (that closed down like 5 years ago ++) that sold neat old crap at SLS
 
And now I want an updated Elite version where I can visit all of them. :D
 
@MartinSojka ...KSP now needs a planet with that many moons.
 
@PrivatePansy Funny how FireWire was better than USB and yet it failed.
 
FAE
2:31 PM
@fbueckert lol, Jochem was just saying he thought they should add the ability to discover celestial bodies in KSP
 
The narrator pronounces "vehicle" as a three syllabus word
 
@fbueckert If only someone had time to make textures and heightmaps for them ...
 
@FAE They're planning on it, for career mode.
 
@MartinSojka DO NOT DISCUSS EUROPA.
 
@FEichinger I'm a coder, not a graphics guy.
 
FAE
2:31 PM
@PrivatePansy Wait, how do you not pronounce it with 3 syllables? "vee-cle"?
 
@FEichinger maybe procedurally generate them
 
@fbueckert Same here, and that's pretty much my point.
 
@FAE "car"
 
@JourneymanGeek It's rather complicated to make a believable surface. :/
 
@FEichinger Most of them are small rocky lumps; not much of a texture needed, aside from the obvious alien bases and portals to hell and whatnot.
 
2:32 PM
@FEichinger: terragen? ;p
 
@FAE Some people here don't pronounce the 'h', and those that do don't stress it like the narrator does
 
FAE
@PrivatePansy Granted, some people leave the H silent and some don't, that depends on where you're from, but in general, you usually at least hear "vee-eh-cle"/"vee-hi-cle" or somesuch.
 
@MartinSojka It still needs to be somewhat different from the other moons. Or, at least a majority of them. :/
 
@PrivatePansy It's still three syllables without the H
 
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@PrivatePansy Yeah, the H pronunciation depends. Like @Fluttershy says the H in "vehicle" and "while" because that's more of a southeastern US thing, as I understand it, but I don't, because I grew up in the northeastern US.
 
2:35 PM
You know, it is at times like this where I really feel embarrassed about not taking phonetics classes when I was young
 
@FAE I don't know anyone who pronounces the H in either of those words.
 
how do you pronounce the h in while?
 
@Sconibulus Seconded.
 
@Sconibulus Nasally.
 
By exhaling.
 
FAE
2:36 PM
@OrigamiRobot Maybe more midwest then?
 
It's a good thing we don't actually pick up behaviors from games. I think people would be pissed off if I went around swinging a sword at every painting I saw
 
Like a ... wa-hile?
 
@Sconibulus It comes out sounding like "wow" when I try it
 
FAE
@FEichinger No, it's still one syllable
You can just hear the H, you exhale a little more when you say it
 
@Sconibulus It usually ends up sounding like the h comes before the w.
 
2:37 PM
@FEichinger Just exhale hard while saying it.
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, that's a good way to put it
 
Oh... so like Cool Hwip?
 
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@Sconibulus Actually... kinda, yeah.
 
I hate to ever reward Seth Mcfarlane for anything, because he is shit and his show is shit, but... this is illustrative:
2
 
2:38 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz You have the best opinions.
 
Tell us how you really feel.
 
@StrixVaria This
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Family guy is awful and deserves to die.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I actually like American Dad a fair bit.
 
@OrigamiRobot Yes, but it is the best example of pronouncing the h in a wh word I could find quickly.
 
2:39 PM
No, that's awful too.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz That sounds so ... wrong.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Was trying to find that, but could only find vids of people recording their TV with a camera. :/
 
@FEichinger Because it is wrong.
 
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Q: What traits are available in the game, and what does each of them do?

ChrisHateZThere seems to be a good amount of traits in this game, and some of them don't have description that actually lets you know what that trait does. For the sake of proper answer write down all traits available in the game, their description, and their effect.

too broad?
 
@OrigamiRobot But it sounds painfully wrong. Not just wrong wrong.
 
FAE
2:40 PM
@FEichinger wooooo accents
 
@Sconibulus Is there a limited amount of traits that could be reasonably listed?
 
@FEichinger Because it is painfully wrong. Everything you are feeling is correct.
 
@FEichinger I think so. I'm not 100% on how big the list is, but it should be reasonable to iterate through all of them.
 
@FEichinger Don't know, haven't played. But "There seems to be a good amount of traits in this game" is literally the first phrase
 
I would estimate the number of traits to be at least 30.
 
2:41 PM
@FEichinger Actually, here is a better and less exaggerated example, from a far superior fox cartoon:
 
@fbueckert Then it isn't too broad - unless "what does each of them do" could be go overboard.
 
I think you should know that I am feeling very bored
 
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Q: Which adventure game has a talking green fish in a wheelchair?

Spiro the dragonWhich game has a wheelchair bound fish with lipstick and orange hair in it? It looks like a 16-bit point and click adventure game, but I don't know for sure. It looks whacky and I want to play it!

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Q: SWTOR Problems Error Code 16

user50930So I got the email, got the validation link, was thanked for verifying, and now I'm being asked to download something? Is this happening to anyone else, and is this really going to work?

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Q: What traits are available in the game, and what does each of them do?

ChrisHateZThere seems to be a good amount of traits in this game, and some of them don't have description that actually lets you know what that trait does. For the sake of proper answer write down all traits available in the game, their description, and their effect.

 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Stop it! I don't wanna. It still hurts from the last time.
 
@FEichinger In fairness, it's also exaggerated way beyond normalcy.
 
FAE
2:41 PM
@GrumpyLazers ...wheelchair-bound fish...
3
 
@FEichinger The hank hill clip is less painful
 
@FEichinger Nah. At best, each trait has a specific effect.
 
I promise.
 
@fbueckert Then it's reasonably scoped and not too broad in my book.
 
@kalina Oh no, everybody run!
 
2:42 PM
...so people says "vee-cle" while others say "vee-hee-cle"?
 
@badp VEE HICK UL
 
@kalina Here you are brain the size of a planet
 
@badp The southern states pronounce everything wrong.
 
close enoguh
 
And you use it to play EVE Online
 
2:43 PM
@PrivatePansy and they ask me to speak on the bridge?!
call that job satisfaction? 'cause I don't!
 
@kalina Why, you're definitely entertaining to others.
 
@PrivatePansy you have too much hate for EVE
 
@kalina Nah, I just like poking fun at it
 
@kalina There is no such thing as "too much hate for EVE".
 
I implore you to cease your hatred, before I'm forced to declare war on Singapore, forcing you to be deployed and potentially threatening your life with FIRE.
 
2:45 PM
@badp It's more like Vee-i-cull
 
you and what army? ;p
 
I don't need an army, it's only singapore
 
@JourneymanGeek For that matter, Singapore and what army?
 
FAE
@badp It's almost always 3 syllables
 
@PrivatePansy: eh, the one that keeps wasting my time.
 
2:46 PM
one nuclear weapon should be sufficient to remove the "threat" that is singapore
 
@JourneymanGeek The one that can't even manage to transport a bunch of trainees to their driving center on time everyday. I think it's a bit of a stretch to call it an army, huh
 
Singapore is rich. Small and rich countries don't need an army until they try to become big and rich countries.
... and for the most part, they then fail. See: Venice.
 
@MartinSojka sometimes they get invaded by big poor countries after their shinies
 
@MartinSojka Unless they're paranoid and still live with a Cold War mentality
 
@MartinSojka: We have a very good reason for a big army
its what the battletech universe calls social generals ;p
 
2:49 PM
@MartinSojka 67 known moons. There are probably more yet to be discovered.
 
@Sconibulus The big countries might be poor, but their ruling "class" usually isn't. And where would this class then go for their well-deserved vacation far away from the plebs if the small and rich countries aren't there? Where would they stash their money?
 
@MartinSojka Venice's golden age lasted for several centuries. That's a pretty successful run by any standard
 
@MartinSojka Bitcoins
 
@PrivatePansy 12th to 15th century, more or less. It was a good run, yes. As opposed to some other small and rich places though (like Monaco), they thought they could become big and rich and over-extended themselves though. :)
 
Aww man, king just stole my home county in CKII
 
2:54 PM
@Sconibulus Such kings die young, typically.
 
@MartinSojka Singapore's army is not small, by the way
 
@MartinSojka he has... kinda a lot of territory
 
technically its every male under 50
 
@JourneymanGeek Sounds like Switzerland.
@Sconibulus The question is, how many people at his court hate his guts. Especially his wife and children.
 
@MartinSojka Switzerland allows you to opt for non-military service, if my memory serves me right. Not here.
 
2:56 PM
@MartinSojka I don't think many do... I could maybe try an assassination, but I can't afford to fight if he decides he doesn't like me
I've got Orkney, while he and his other vassals control almost all of Scandavia, and England
 
@Sconibulus The idea is to destabilise the realm just enough that his untimely and tragic death will cause a civil war, at which point you can try and support whoever it is that is most likely to give you your rightful lands back after you win over the dirty and treacherous rebels who also claim the throne. Bonus points if you manage to marry off one of your sisters or daughters to him.
... just like real life went, really. ;)
 

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