The Bridge

Don't worry, fredley. She's just waiting for you to hit 500 below, then she's going to drop a huge bounty on you so she can take all the credit for your rise.

kalina

3:31 PM

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I am not pinning requests to downvote people

@GraceNote this

fredley

@GraceNote Why would @kalina bounty a Minecraft question?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Being responsible!? You're clearly not fit for moderatorship

4

Lazers

0

Q: Is there an effective way to write to your squad/platoon

To write a message to your squad/platoon you currently have to type platoonSay/squadSay, but is there a hotkey or something to do it faster?

planetside-2

2

Q: Which wifi channels does the Wii support?

The Nintendo suuport site recommends using channels 1 or 11, which are too crowded in my area. I can't find any documentation on which channels the Wii actually supports.

wii wifi

0

Q: When copying single player world to server, I lose my structures!

Whenever I try to copy my customized pvp map that I made in single player, I lose all of the structures that I have created. It is very frustrating as I put some serious time and effort into creating the map. Any help would be much appreciated.

minecraft

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone badp did it because he knew it would make me behave :(

OrigamiRobot

@kalina is still a room owner? Woe and despair.

fredley

3:32 PM

@OrigamiRobot Woah.

@kalina please add woe-and-despair to the room

SaintWacko

@fredley Or whoa-and-despair

I REFUSE

@OrigamiRobot There's a Keanu Reaves version called Avatar of Woah

fredley

3:34 PM

@BenBrocka explain

Ben Brocka

@fredley Clippy is an easter egg in Super User's chatroom

he'll randomly respond to short messages in the chat

fredley

@BenBrocka I see they have the same pony problem

@BenBrocka Awesome.

kalina

all of you people trying to corrupt innocent little me

GnomeSlice

I pulled an all nighter for this piece of shit

user15026

@gracenote its tempting! And then I will arrange all his books that way just because.

kalina

3:36 PM

@GnomeSlice wheels are too small

GnomeSlice

@kalina They're traced from a photograph.

It just looks shitty all around

fredley

@GnomeSlice There's a line out of place on top of the headlamp

it's a bit jagged

user15026

@kalina innocent? You?

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GnomeSlice

@fredley Yeah, it's the top of a 'J'. It's made entirely out of text.

kalina

@AshleyNunn yes, I am innocent

don't tell anybody otherwise!

fredley

3:37 PM

@GnomeSlice Wat

Why?

GnomeSlice

@fredley Because my professor is fucking whack

kalina

ooOOooo, I can nearly downvote people on sci-fi

fredley

@GnomeSlice Ok...

GnomeSlice

It's not even entirely clear what she wanted, she showed us a bunch of examples from Google, but she said all of them were bad so...

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Uh oh...

fredley

3:39 PM

@GnomeSlice I would have thought the point, given an assignment to draw something using text, is to make it look like it's drawn using text?

Just using I doesn't count :-P

GnomeSlice

@fredley Underscores. And the point was to only use type for anything, and to have a pictogram or something, all made of text and I spent like 700 hours on it and it's a piece of shit

fredley

@GnomeSlice I would have gone more down this route:

GnomeSlice

@fredley That's more like the assignment she gave us in my first year

fredley

@GnomeSlice Oh. How was this one different?

GnomeSlice

This one was supposed to be different somehow, but I'll be damned if I know how

The only assignment instruction I got are the notes I took while she was ranting

OrigamiRobot

3:44 PM

Apparently @GnomeSlice has the worst teachers

@kalina Please undelete this so I can upvote it

kalina

@OrigamiRobot sorry it got downvoted very quickly after I posted it, and you know how I feel about that

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Who cares, it's meta.

kalina

you have 10 seconds

Dave McClelland

@kalina For the record, I thought it was funny and wasn't the downvote

kalina

fine I will leave it up

until the votes go negative

OrigamiRobot

3:47 PM

Also, I don't know how you feel about anything.

kalina

and then I will delete it again

GnomeSlice

Well, these girls better be really hot for $15...

kalina

@GnomeSlice ...

GnomeSlice

I really need to learn to start reading things

@kalina What

kalina

you put a financial value against a girl without context so my mind immediately thought the worst

GnomeSlice

3:48 PM

10 hours ago, by GnomeSlice

I was supposed to get a calendar of pretty girls for $0.01. But they didn't mention the shipping fees, so I just paid $15 for a physical calendar that I'm now going to have to explain to my parents.

kalina

right now you're somewhere between trafficking humans and purchasing sex

GnomeSlice

No

Fucking $15 in shipping, so I spent $15.01 veupeeqjbijbilegj;bvoelrj;vl3reds

OrigamiRobot

@kalina He might be purchasing conversation.

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot That's what you guys are for.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot highly unlikely. How pretty they are is irrelevant in conversation

OrigamiRobot

3:51 PM

What? Is anyone else getting paid to talk to @GnomeSlice? I feel left out.

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kalina

@OrigamiRobot see! I'm getting downvoted!

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Not necessarily.

GnomeSlice

I have time to be wittied at later, I have just over an hour to fix this piece of shit before handing it in

On no hours of sleep. Wooo

This is one of those times sleep deprivation comes in handy.

Because I'm used to it.

fbueckert

@kalina There's a reason hostess bars are a thing in Japan.

kalina

@GnomeSlice if you can't be happy with your work, nobody will be

fredley

3:53 PM

@OrigamiRobot Yup, $0.01 plus $15 shipping

@kalina Incorrect, there are many instances of great artists who thought everything they did was shit

GnomeSlice

@fredley ಠ_ಠ

It wouldn't be so bad if it was something other than a calendar full of college girls in bikinis.

Which it isn't.

fbueckert

@GnomeSlice Yeah, linking that is probably not a good idea.

fredley

@GnomeSlice Hovers over flag button

GnomeSlice

@fredley You don't have to click the link dude. =[

fbueckert

@GnomeSlice You also don't have to link it.

fredley

3:56 PM

@GnomeSlice Please keep your pornography, soft or otherwise, out of chat :-)

fbueckert

If you want to make bad judgement calls, live with the consequences.

kalina

I have issues with the objectification of women

can I flag him even though he removed it?

Fluttershy

I feel like a valuable lesson could be learned from this, but likely won't be...

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice Remember the discussion about women and swearing in chat?

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Which one

fredley

3:57 PM

@Fluttershy Isn't this like every conversation with Gnome?

@GnomeSlice Hah

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Venn Diagram

Grace Note

@GnomeSlice The one where we said "Don't do it."

GnomeSlice

@kalina I assume you don't like male models either then?

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice Any of them.

GnomeSlice

Sort of

Fluttershy

3:58 PM

@fredley Yes. @AshleyNunn even pointed out that if he'd just stop and think for 5 seconds, he would likely not get flamed so much.

GnomeSlice

Anyway, I have to finish this assignment, so I'll be back in a bit maybe

kalina

@GnomeSlice hey we're talking about you here, not me

fbueckert

I fail to understand why I keep giving @Gnome more chances for his bad judgement calls. Maybe I'm too nice.

user15026

@fluttershy I did point that out! Now I remember the conversation!

fredley

@GnomeSlice Regardless, this is not the place for discussing such things.

fbueckert

3:59 PM

So, no more. If you do it again, @Gnome, I'm flagging it.

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Fluttershy

@fbueckert I'm thinking a good flagging is in his near future. It's been discussed repeatedly, and several breaks have been given, but he refuses to learn.

fredley

@fbueckert Says the guy with all the downvotes

kalina

@GnomeSlice posts breasts, I wonder how you guys would feel if I posted pictures of penis.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get an infinite number of chances, that's for sure!

Grace Note

@kalina There's a lot of those in his flag list too.

GnomeSlice

I didn't post any pictures, leave me alone.

kalina

3:59 PM

@GraceNote erm

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