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OrigamiRobot

10:01 PM

@fbueckert You were already defeated. What do I care about your implications?

James

> $50.00 is your total savings under our Pre-order Price Guarantee.

And people wonder why I buy almost everything through Amazon :)

(Not to mention I have been a prime member for so long shipping costs when I buy things Not from amazon scare me!!! :O)

murgatroid99

@SaintWacko I'm pretty sure a quantum computer won't be able to do anything a Turing Machine can't

SaintWacko

@James What was this for?

James

Xbox 360 Limited Edition Halo 4 Bundle
Price on order date: $399.99
Price charged at shipping: $349.99

SaintWacko

@James Ah, very nice

James

10:07 PM

@SaintWacko :)

SaintWacko

@James I have the Halo 3 Xbox 360

James

@SaintWacko I got that one for a friend for his birthday.. This year it was my xbox that was borked :D

Lazers

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Q: Is it true that Riot want to delete Teemo and Tryndamere?

I can't find something really useful in this topic on League of Legends forum and in this Reddit post. Is it true or they just trolling?

league-of-legends

user15026

ARGH I need ONE more Street Pass Puzzle piece, ONE. And it is a pink one so it might take FOREVER.

badp

lol, first DOTA 2 game vs easy bots. 2 deaths in the first 2:30

Ullallulloo

10:22 PM

@badp I played a game yesterday.

I had something like 18 deaths.

Against humans though.

badp

3 deaths, 4:06. I still haven't understood how to cast spells :D

Ullallulloo

@badp clicking them?

badp

That just selects the spell

Ullallulloo

@badp Then click on your target.

badp

@Ullallulloo but that's a left click

and my basic attack is on right click

and if I left click instead of right click I select shit, and if I right click instead of left click I deselect the spell

Ullallulloo

10:26 PM

@badp Yeah, left-click spell, left-click target.

badp

I'm confuzzled

Invader Skoodge

“@PeterMolydeux: Demo of how to play curiosity http://youtu.be/_tftyaQKu3E” #curiosity

Tweeted by NareshHirani on November 7, 2012 at 9:48 PM

user15026

@InvaderSkoodge I have no idea why I find this as awesome as I do.

Invader Skoodge

After playing for too long today, that is fairly accurate.

"Playing".

I WANT TO SEE THE RED CUBE DAMMIT

The green cube is old.

user2334

@InvaderSkoodge compelling gameplay

Invader Skoodge

10:33 PM

@MarkTrapp You probably just don't see the nuance since you haven't played yet.

badp

OrigamiRobot

@InvaderSkoodge Psssh three fingers is the way to do it.

badp

WHAT IS THIS

James

Is Oblivion worth playing if you are really hooked on how Skyrim plays?

Or is it too much of a 'thats the previous version if you like Skyrim' sort of game?

Invader Skoodge

@James Oblivion's combat is terrible.

It's much less immersive than Skyrim, too.

James

10:39 PM

@InvaderSkoodge :/

That is my fear..

Invader Skoodge

Skyrim just feels bigger. Oblivion has a lot of landscape but most of it is just empty.

Skyrim did a really good job filling it with interesting stuff.

OrigamiRobot

Play Morrowind and weep at your dependance on Fast Travel.

Invader Skoodge

I don't recommend Oblivion at all if you enjoy Skyrim.

Morrowind, though.

Morrowind is still a great game, even though combat is terrible.

Ullallulloo

@InvaderSkoodge It's basically the same as Skyrim's.

minus dual-wielding

OrigamiRobot

They had the whole "attack based on how you're moving" thing, but nobody used it

Invader Skoodge

10:40 PM

It's more immersive than Skyrim if you can get over having to read all the text.

user2334

@InvaderSkoodge I just downloaded it. I was totally immersed by the "cannot connect to server" error and the truly in-depth experience of tapping "retry" over and over

Invader Skoodge

@Ullallulloo No.

Morrowind's combat is roll to hit.

Ullallulloo

@OrigamiRobot This is in both games.

Invader Skoodge

@MarkTrapp That's just level 1.

Ullallulloo

@InvaderSkoodge Yeah, that was terrible. That's not what I replied to.

Invader Skoodge

10:41 PM

Roll to hit is the worst mechanic and I'm so happy video games are done with it.

OrigamiRobot

@MarkTrapp Practice for when the real tapping comes.

Invader Skoodge

For the record, Skyrim's combat isn't that great either.

But if you're playing a game for the combat, don't play Morrowind.

Ullallulloo

@badp What is what?

user2334

I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh when what's inside the box is a link to Charlie Bit My Finger

badp

@Ullallulloo ALL OF IT

Dave McClelland

10:43 PM

Valve keeps throwing Dota 2 invites at me. If anyone hasn't gotten one yet, ping me

OrigamiRobot

@DaveMcClelland I saw someone trying to sell DOTA 2 invites for Diablo 3 gold.

badp

IF I LEFT CLICK SOMEPLACE AWAY FROM DANGER WHY DO YOU GO BACK RIGHT INTO IT AUTOMATICALLY

WHY CAN'T I JUST WASD AROUND

Dave McClelland

@OrigamiRobot I've played 2 or 3 games of Dota 2, and Valve has given me 5 invites.

I guess Valve just knows how awesome I am

Or they know how lonely I am, and they're challenging me to find 5 people to take my invites :(

Lazers

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Q: Metal Gear Sold 3 Storyline Question *Spoiler Alert*

In Metal Gear Solid 3, are you supposed to know that you are playing as "Big Boss" and not Solid Snake? I haven't played MGS3 in quite a while, and actually never completed the game, but was just wondering if it is supposed to be obvious you are playing as Big Boss and not younger Solid Snake. ...

metal-gear-solid-3 metal-gear-solid-series

OrigamiRobot

ITS @WIPQOZN! @AshleyNunn! @ArdaXi! Commence the staring!

badp

10:47 PM

user15026

....okay, curiosity was less boring until I realized the area I cleared was TINY

badp

I have no words mostly

Ullallulloo

@badp gj, you win!

fbueckert

If anyone is thinking of getting any Razer products going forward, be aware that they require online authentication now.

badp

@Ullallulloo yeah, I guess that was 9 less deaths than average, except normally I manage to somehow be in the same number of digits of the other guys' levels

Wipqozn

10:48 PM

@OrigamiRobot Your army appears to have failed.

OrigamiRobot

Woe is me

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Dave McClelland

@OrigamiRobot You can't be woe! Robots don't have feelings!

James

Kewl, new Harvest Moon game has shipped :)

Invader Skoodge

@AshleyNunn Yeah seriously. I thought I did so much and then zoomed out and it was just pathetic.

I need to stop "playing" this "game".

Ullallulloo

@James Did you get a sheep-yak?

user15026

10:50 PM

@James Let me know how it is :)

SaintWacko

@fbueckert For hardware? What the hell?

user15026

@InvaderSkoodge It is keeping my fingers busy while I watch TV

James

@Ullallulloo a What!?

user15026

@fbueckert What. Why.

James

@AshleyNunn will do :)

badp

10:50 PM

I guess I'll try again, except I'll pick Passive bot difficulty

because EASY IS TOO HARD

fbueckert

@SaintWacko They're spinning it as "online profiles on the go"

Invader Skoodge

I PIRATE ALL MY HARDWARE I DON'T KNOW WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

Ullallulloo

@InvaderSkoodge 3D PRINTERS ALL THE WAY

user15026

@James Yay! I like HM games, but I am scared this will be too complicated for me, because I like HM64 the best

SaintWacko

@fbueckert Can you use it without registering?

badp

10:52 PM

uh, so "Find games" is a no-op if I want Passive bots

fbueckert

@SaintWacko As a $10 standard USB mouse, yes.

SaintWacko

@fbueckert So much bullshit

James

@AshleyNunn Everything I read about it said they just simplified the steps (you pick up and bag items immediately for example) the interface.. The rest of it is just that you can customize a lot in it

fbueckert

@SaintWacko And makes me glad I have never, and now will never, buy a Razer product.

SaintWacko

@fbueckert I have a Razer Orochi

Ullallulloo

10:53 PM

Aug 2 at 16:11, by Ashley Nunn

Okay. Someone remind me that the upcoming Harvest Moon game for 3DS will not be as awesome as the N64 game, and I shouldn't buy it, despite preorders coming with the CUTEST little stuffed yak toy. Because I will paly it for maybe an hour, remember why I miss HM64, and trade it in.

SaintWacko

They had better not try to make me retroactively register

Ullallulloo

Aug 2 at 16:16, by Grace Note

@AshleyNunn Buy for Yak

James

@fbueckert Hehe, there is a razor keyboard that has some of the worst ghosting I have ever seen

Ullallulloo

Aug 2 at 20:01, by fbueckert

@UQAllulloo That's a horse-sheep.

James

@Ullallulloo Oh, LOL No I didnt get it

user15026

10:54 PM

@Ullallulloo Thank yooooou

Wipqozn

So I hear the new Harvest Moon game is really awesome!

Ullallulloo

Aug 2 at 20:01, by UQAllulloo

user15026

@Ullallulloo AW DAMN IT LOOK AT ITS EYES

Wipqozn

It comes with this really cute stuffed animal too!

@AshleyNunn What's eyes?

Oh, these eyes?

user15026

I HATE YOU ALL I DOOOOOOO I HATE YOU

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Wipqozn

10:57 PM

@AshleyNunn Why?

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn I would agree, but this is amusing to watch.

James

@AshleyNunn Well fine if you really dont want to know if the game is any good or not Ill just go over there -=>

Invader Skoodge

Get this instead of Harvest Moon. It's more realistic so it's better.

user15026

YOU ALL SUCK

Ullallulloo

user15026

10:57 PM

AUGH

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn True. WE do. but you know what doesn't suck? The new Harvest Moon game.

This yak thing is pretty cute too:

Ullallulloo

user15026

grumpgrumpgrumpgrump

user15026

BESIDES IF THE GAME IS OUT NOW I CANT HAVE THE YAK

James

to ebay!

Wipqozn

10:59 PM

@AshleyNunn I'm sure you could buy one off ebay. Or steal one.

user15026

@Wipqozn sigh

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn ebay.com/itm/…

user15026

I AM DOOMED

James

ebay.com/itm/…

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn See?

Ullallulloo

10:59 PM

@AshleyNunn Not so!

user15026

its not worth $30.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn If I ever visit you the cupcakes you make me are going to be poisoned.

Tim Stone

SUPER RARE LIMITED NEW!

user15026

@TimStone SO MANY ADJECTIVES

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn But you get the great new harvest moon game too!

James

11:00 PM

Ugh

user15026

@Ullallulloo Oh dear

James

Ebay Auctions, the new Geocities???

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn flails arms

user15026

@Ullallulloo NOOOO IT TEMPTS ME SO

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo That looks so good! I should buy a copy. @AshleyNunn, if you buy one too then we can visit each others farms! @James too!

Ullallulloo

11:01 PM

@AshleyNunn IGN gives it an 83!

user15026

AUGH

user15026

I CANT GET IT BECAUSE I AM IN STUPID CANADA

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn “The game looks crisp, clean, and cute.” – Nintendojo.com

“So, I am really, really happy about the customization in this game.” - EGM

“I love Harvest Moon. No, love probably isn’t a strong enough word.” –SiliconEra.com

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn From the IGN review:

> A New Beginning may become one of your favorite installments in this series so far.

James

@AshleyNunn Ya know they just want you to /boot them from the channel right? So go ahead and do it :)

user15026

11:03 PM

IT DOESNT MATTER THEY DONT SHIP TO CANADA

user15026

SO I CANT HAVE IT

user15026

Well, I can, but yak-less

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn and it's only $40! What a deal!

James

I suppose I should not mention the ebay listing I posted said worldwide shipping for the Yak?:)

user15026

@James But that is JUST a yak

James

11:05 PM

Yeah but I am pretty sure having even just the Yak would calm your nerves :)

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn Just get an unwitting Republican to bring it to you when they pack up and move there.

James

It can sit off to the side and just go "There There, Ignore those jackasses.. Im a yak and I know what I am talking about!"

user15026

@TimStone OOOOH this is a foolproof plan

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn Obvious solution, buy the yak on eBay and the game from Best Buy.

Tim Stone

Although be careful, CNN reports that despite all the claims of doing so, hardly anyone does.

user15026

11:06 PM

hugs her llama from the last game

user15026

@TimStone Oh.

user15026

@Ullallulloo That would be so expensive.

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn What is $70 when you have yak?

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn Don't you want a Yak to hug too?

Ullallulloo

11 mins ago, by Ullallulloo

Aug 2 at 20:01, by UQAllulloo

Wipqozn

11:08 PM

56 secs ago, by Ullallulloo

11 mins ago, by Ullallulloo

Aug 2 at 20:01, by UQAllulloo

Sterno

TOO MUCH

user15026

I CANT EVEN COPE

Ullallulloo

12 mins ago, by Ullallulloo

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn Embrace your inner corrupted moderator powers and cast their yakky provocations into the abyss!

user15026

YOU ARE ALL DUMB

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user15026

11:11 PM

@TimStone yakky is a funny word :P

Gray Stoat

@AshleyNunn Nobody is as dumb as me...

Wipqozn

I'm not sure @AshleyNunn, but I think that yak is crying because you don't love it enough to buy HArvest Moon.

Gray Stoat

@RonanForman and I recorded a couple of hours of MC, with my sound not recording

user15026

I would buy harvest moon but it would not COME WITH A YAK

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn It is, it is.

@AshleyNunn You could probably get someone/some service to proxy-ship it, if you really wanted. :P

user15026

11:13 PM

@TimStone Yeah, but that will cost me MORE

Tim Stone

Yeah, not sure how much shipping to Canadia is.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn I bet if you called Natsume they'd send you on.

Tim Stone

I went to ship a teddy bear to Europe once via UPS, and it was going to be something in the range of $150.

user15026

@TimStone O.o

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn You could also go into a store and act like you pre-ordered it, and make it seem like they lost your pre-order.

Tim Stone

11:14 PM

@AshleyNunn Yeah, I sent it for much less via regular mail and it got there in the same time. >_>

Lazers

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Q: What is the most efficient configuration for Fireworks?

Fireworks seem to destroy a 7x7 square around them. They can also trigger other fireworks nearby. What is the most efficient configuration of fireworks to clear the largest area?

curiosity

Ullallulloo

Tim Stone

I'd star that, but I like to keep myself open to future cupcakes.

user15026

@TimStone Smart man.

James

@TimStone Besides, if it was a real tear it would roll out of the front side of the eye, not the back side.

Ullallulloo

11:19 PM

@James Not if it's looking up, Mr. Expert on Horse-Sheep Biology.

James

@Ullallulloo Yeah but we can all SEE its not looking up :P

Wipqozn

@TimStone I'll star it.

James

@Wipqozn Cupcake hater :P

Wipqozn

@James I think I lost my chance for cupcakes ages ago.

James

@Wipqozn There are always ways to fix that

Ullallulloo

11:21 PM

James

Observe

@AshleyNunn If you send me your address Ill send you a Yak :)

Ullallulloo

What's not looking up now?

James

@Ullallulloo Your chances of getting a cupcake :D

Ullallulloo

@James Ouch, right in the stomach. :(

user15026

@James Seriously? You're not messing with me for cupcakes?

James

11:23 PM

@AshleyNunn Correct

user15026

@James you are awesome.

fbueckert

@James Hey, you!

Quit stealing my ideas!

user15026

I can have two yaks! YAKS EVERYWHERE

user15026

ALL THE YAKS

user15026

I WILL HAVE ALL THE YAKS

James

11:24 PM

@fbueckert Quite

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn \o/

LessPop_MoreFizz

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user15026

CUPCAKES FOR EVERYONE!

user15026

cupcakes

LessPop_MoreFizz

Revolutions!

James

11:25 PM

@AshleyNunn I still have no address, heh

user15026

@James I am not sure how to give it to you...do i have you on steam?

fbueckert

@James Indeed

James

@AshleyNunn Name is Crysyn on there if you do not.. or if you do and want to check :D

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn steamcommunity.com/id/crysyn

You are not friends.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Didn't Obama win the popular vote...?

James

11:28 PM

There, I am all signed into Steam and everything now :)

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn He tweeted way before the votes were done pouring in, heh.

user15026

I sent you a friend invite :)

LessPop_MoreFizz

Yes.

user2334

@Wipqozn Yes. He tweeted that when the networks called the election but the popular vote hadn't caught up

Wipqozn

@MarkTrapp Ah, okay.

Not that I'm surprised Trump said something stupid mind you.

James

11:29 PM

... We have a person named 'WafflesAreAwesome' in our group!? And they are not my friend!? What travesty is this!?

Tim Stone

Apparently he forgot that California existed, or something.

James

@MarkTrapp I read he retracked is call for revolution already...

user2334

@James He deleted the tweet.

James

11:41 PM

Wow, I just realized that line is rife with typos...

Lazers

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Q: As Yorick, when should I ult someone other than the ADC?

Since Revenant scales off AD, and also the most valuable member on team who can help a lot more with extra 10 seconds of life-after-death is the ADC - it seems a natural fit to use R on Vayne or Ezreal etc. when the team is around. Are there any cases when I should try to ult someone else on the...

league-of-legends

James

11:56 PM

@Ullallulloo Holy Crap do I really have almost 400 games on steam!?

@Ullallulloo Whew, little lysdexia... Only just over 300 :D I feel.. HOLY Crap do I have over 300 games on Steam!?

user15026

@James O.o

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