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Invader Skoodge

12:00 AM

I should change my username to something that starts with an untypeable character so no one can ping me.

OrigamiRobot

@InvaderSkoodge Except with replies.

Invader Skoodge

@OrigamiRobot :(

OrigamiRobot

@InvaderSkoodge In fact, I would save this number and send all the replies to it.

Wipqozn

@InvaderSkoodge Σ

Ullallulloo

SexRobot, Ottawa, Canada

7.3k 6 34 93

ಠ_ಠ

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GnomeSlice

12:02 AM

@InvaderSkoodge What about '@', doesn't that confuse chat?

Invader Skoodge

@GnomeSlice Ooh that's a really good idea.

GnomeSlice

WHY WON'T MY NAME CHANGE

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice You have to wait for a reload or have a mod force it for you.

GnomeSlice

...Shit, I can't change it back for a month now, can I.

Yi Jiang

@GnomeSlice Yup

GnomeSlice

12:03 AM

@Ullallulloo Whoops. Oh well. Get used to it, I guess.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I laughed audible.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Laughing 'audible' is the best.

Yi Jiang

@GnomeSlice I takes an hour to sync chat and main site names

GnomeSlice

ಠ_ಠ

Wipqozn

THis is great.

OrigamiRobot

12:04 AM

This is why ~~@GnomeSlice~~ @SexRobot is my favorite.

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot That still pinged me even though it was struck out.

I guess there's no reason for it not to.

Hey, my robot is ORIGINAL, too.

How do I explain to my dad why I'm called 'SexRobot' now if he ever looks at what I'm doing.

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OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice Just say "Isn't it obvious?"

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Heh, that's good.

Invader Skoodge

I can't stop laughing.

Lazers

0

Q: How can I win tactical strike force missions?

The first (and to date, last) time I tried to play the FOB Spectre mission, I was slaughtered in 3 minutes. It seems any 1 of my units is incapable of taking out any 1 enemy unit, and I only have 3 to defend 3 objectives. Is there a trick I'm missing? Apparently the number of retries I have is li...

call-of-duty-black-ops-2

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Q: What is the significance of tactical strike team missions?

I'm having a hard time doing these missions, and apparently there's a limited time window for me to do them. Are there any rewards or penalties for completing or failing to complete these missions?

call-of-duty-black-ops-2

OrigamiRobot

12:09 AM

Man, now there are too many robots.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot You should become a tortoise.

THEN WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS

OrigamiRobot

Nah, that sounds awful.

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Wipqozn

Oh...okay...

Invader Skoodge

That's pretty neat.

murgatroid99

@InvaderSkoodge Yeah. I'm pretty sure Halo does that too

Invader Skoodge

12:16 AM

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RedRiderX

@InvaderSkoodge Anyone get the feeling from these types of videos that the Russian driver certification system is a little lax?

user2334

12:30 AM

@RedRiderX certification system? You give them too much credit!

user2334

I say knowing nothing of Russian motor vehicle laws

user2334

at least the horse used the crosswalk

James

ROFL

Mass Effect accidently included with Black Ops 2

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Wipqozn

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo — SexRobot 6 hours ago

user2334

I think what's great about that, even though he didn't change it to GnomieBear, is that it's locked in for 30 days

OrigamiRobot

12:37 AM

@Wipqozn What a great exercise in shortsightedness.

@MarkTrapp I thought we voted on G Sizzle?

SexRobot

@Wipqozn It changes those too?

Wipqozn

@MarkTrapp It's going to be great.

@SexRobot Changes what...? Your name on the site your changed it on? Yes.

user2334

@OrigamiRobot I go back and forth. Was trying "Honey Goo Sloo" before. "Gnomie Boo Boo"?

SexRobot

@Wipqozn It doesn't change past chat messages.

James

ROFL

SexRobot

12:39 AM

42 mins ago, by GnomeSlice

Aw, who deleted my second meta comment on the tag pruning thing?

James

@SexRobot Really?? Seriously??

OrigamiRobot

@MarkTrapp No @Mana Boo Boo already took that reference

Wipqozn

@SexRobot Chat Messages must be stored differently.

If a mod does change it, I hope they change it to GnomieBear.

SexRobot

@Wipqozn Pretty sure that's mod abuse.

LessPop_MoreFizz

SexRobot

12:41 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz I saw one of a different creature somewhere else, I forget what it was though. Cool stuff.

Wipqozn

@SexRobot I don't think anyone would care since they changed your name from SexRobot to something not-sexrobot.

I just don't think the SE team is going to stand by your right to have Sexrobot as your username.

SexRobot

@Wipqozn Watch them!

Wipqozn

whoa, whoa, whoa @RavenDreamer is an old gravatar!

My word.

Raven Dreamer

is posh.

Indubitably.

SexRobot

@RavenDreamer Hey, you're the shark again.

user2334

12:46 AM

@Wipqozn Are you infringing on Gnomiebear's fundamental right to be a sex robot?

Wipqozn

@MarkTrapp No, I'm just saying other people might, and if they do, I don't think the SE team wil get upset.

SexRobot

@Wipqozn Oh please.

user2334

He's here, he's a sex robot, get used to it

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Wipqozn

Also, it would be fantastic if his name got changed to GnomieBear and he had to live with it for 30 days.

SexRobot

@Wipqozn If a mod was going to change it, they wouldn't change it to that.

Wipqozn

12:47 AM

Clearly, what should happen is that after the 30 days are up, and he changes his name back, one of the mods should change it to GnomieBears.

SexRobot

I notice that as soon as I changed my name, the @sexrobot joke died completely.

Wipqozn

@SexRobot Why not? If they felt the name was inappropriate, then changing it to something you hate would be a just punishment for making them take the time out of their day to change it.

SexRobot

Good.

@Wipqozn That's not how it works you dick.

user2334

@SexRobot Like snap bracelets and parachute pants, I'm bringing it back!

SexRobot

Mods are supposed to be used to dealing with people like me.

Raven Dreamer

12:48 AM

SexRobot

@RavenDreamer Lmfao

user2334

@Wipqozn Like when they make kids wear 3XL Dare t-shirts if they dress too sluttily to school! I remember that being a thing back in The Day

Wipqozn

@MarkTrapp or when you catch your smoking so you make him smoke the whole pack.

user2334

Exactly. SMOKE UP JOHNNY

12:54 AM

@MarkTrapp As it turns out, (according to Wikipedia,) Russia was one of the first countries to ever adopt drivers' licenses:

Driving licence in Russia

Russia was one of the first countries to ever adopt drivers' licenses, with the first ones issued in 1900 by Saint-Petersburg authorities, and joined international convention in 1909, but due to relatively small number of automobiles these attempts were rather sporadic and limited to major centers only. No comprehensive system of drivers' licensing were present until 1936, when the Soviet government finally organised and standardised traffic and driving regulations, with this state-wide system to be regulated by specialized police authorities. Before March 2011, in the Russian Federation,...

But the license didn't actually mean much for 30-some years.

SexRobot

@Wipqozn Why the hell are 'turtle tears' in my Google Maps search history?

@badp Yes.

James

@SexRobot I think most mods would have permabanned you by now as a way of dealing with you :)

user2334

@RedRiderX dang, their current regulations look to be far more stringent than most, if not all, US states. 18 and physically fit? Ha!

user2334

retries and minor errors in the driving test is laxer than New York at least: you only get 3 of the former and 2 of the latter

Fluttershy

12:59 AM

@InvaderSkoodge Cheesus... Did that guy pull out a gun and start shooting someone? O_o

Tim Stone

@Fluttershy It's Russia, shit gets real there.

RedRiderX

@Fluttershy In Russia, pedestrian also hits you!

Grace Note

I see a name-change happened.

user2334

We now have a sex robot in our midst

Invader Skoodge

heterodoxy.cc/meowdocs/pseudo/pseudosynth.pdf

James

1:04 AM

@Fluttershy Yes yes he did

Fluttershy

Also, does every car in Russia come equipped with a dashboard camera? O_o

user2334

@InvaderSkoodge cool paper, bro

Invader Skoodge

@MarkTrapp I'm finding the relevant hilarious part to quote.

RedRiderX

@Fluttershy You can choose it as an alternative to brakes.

Tim Stone

@Fluttershy I think it's a self-protection thing for things like what happens at the end of the video.

user2334

1:05 AM

@InvaderSkoodge I think I got the gist: a couple of scientists decided to cook meth for "science"?

Invader Skoodge

@MarkTrapp Backwards actually.

Since it's harder to buy Sudafed than Meth, they tell you how to make Sudafed out of Meth.

user2334

"Journal of Apocryphal Chemistry" so... "scientists"

user2334

@InvaderSkoodge Ahh

Invader Skoodge

Stupid paper is stupid to quote, though, so I won't be quoting it.

user2334

> A quick search of several neighborhoods of the United States revealed that while pseudoephedrine is difficult to obtain, N-methylamphetamine can be procured at almost any time on short notice and in quantities sufficient for synthesis of useful amounts of the desired material. Moreover, according to government maintained statistics, N-methylmphetamine is becoming an increasingly attractive starting material for pseudoephedrine.

user2334

1:08 AM

You're welcome

user2334

> O. Hai,*a and I. B. Hakkenshita,b

user2334

TEEHEE

Fluttershy

@TimStone The drunk guy laying on the hood of the car?

Tim Stone

Yeah

Except, you know, when they do a better job at it.

Invader Skoodge

@Fluttershy I think that was him "framing" the driver for hitting him.

Tim Stone

1:21 AM

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Fraud/hit and runs being as rampant as apparently they are there, dashboard cams are apparently a worthwhile investment.

fbueckert

@TimStone That says something about their society.

user2334

There's a reddit thread for that

Invader Skoodge

1:36 AM

Yeah not going to Russia.

user2334

Not even to see Vladmir Putin shirtless in person?

Wipqozn

@MarkTrapp That is every boys dream.

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Gaming Topics From Outside

1:53 AM

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Q: Getting low to medium FPS on a fairly decent mid-range notebook. What could the bottleneck be?

I have a Lenovo Z470 laptop and these are its specs (generated from Speccy): Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit SP1 CPU: Intel Core i5 2450M @ 2.50GHz, Sandy Bridge 32nm Technology RAM: 8.00 GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 665MHz (9-9-9-24) Motherboard: LENOVO KL6 (CPU) Graphic...

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Fluttershy

@Wipqozn What's that guy's name again?

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy Gustavo Almadovar

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn On which syllables should I place the emphasis?

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy All of them.

Raven Dreamer

2:10 AM

I just found out that Legend of Dragoon is now available on the PS3 store

Many joys were had.

Fluttershy

@RavenDreamer Maybe now my friend can send me my copy back.

Lazers

0

Q: Graphical Glitch - Stretched Textures

I have been continually plagued by graphical glitches. I've tried every combination of drivers, various settings on OptiFine, settings on the Control Center, but nothing has solved the issue. I've googled and tried about every solution I could find. It doesn't matter what texture pack I use, w...

minecraft graphics-card

0

Q: Can I change the outcome of completed story missions?

According to my career record, I've done an unsatisfactory job of searching Menendez's compound. Does this have significant consequences and can I change the outcome by replaying the mission?

call-of-duty-black-ops-2

user15026

@fluttershy that reminds me let me know if you want your KH games back at any point. I will finish them, I promise.

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn Just whenever you finish them.

user15026

2:27 AM

@fluttershy okay. :) I'm sorry, I get distracted a lot.

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn No worries.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy You loaned @AshleyNunn games even though she lives in another country?

user15026

:D

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Yep.

user15026

@wipqozn its because he is awesome.

Wipqozn

2:30 AM

I must say sir. I take my shell off to you. Bravo. tortoise clap

user15026

Dude, it's not a moment for you to be naked.

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Wipqozn

Also, you're crazy, because obviously @AshleyNunn is not to be trusted.

user15026

@wipqozn why is that?

Wipqozn

She's a mod man. You can't trust mods.

user15026

Psh I was just one of you once!

Wipqozn

2:31 AM

until you become corrupt by all that delicious blue power.

also, squeeee. I'll be picking up the new harvest moon game tomorrow (most likely).

user15026

Eeeeeeeeee yay!

Ullallulloo

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo I really hope I get one of those.

Because if I do, I'm going to rub it in ashley's face.

Why you might ask?

Well, that's simple

I'm an ass.

user15026

Yeah, that would be a very rude thing to do and I would be sad at you

Wipqozn

lolol

I'd only do it once or twice....

I mean, I'd have to do it at least once.

I think I'd die if I didn't.

but, since it's you, I'll refrain from doing it too many times...

If it was my nemesis @agent86 I'd do it every day. Every. Single. Day.

Sadly, I probably won't be able to play it that much until Friday evening.

user15026

2:40 AM

Well I am glad I would get a reprieve.

user15026

Oh paper Mario sticker star you are crafty, saving after I die.

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn Cheater.

user15026

Me? Why?

user15026

2:56 AM

Also, dear game, I killed the boss. Don't argue with me over how I did it.

Ullallulloo

3:09 AM

@AshleyNunn For trying to reload an older game to save your lives?

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn What?

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot My contribution to MP10 uber fights is roughly around 0.01% damage.

SexRobot

Holy crap my hunter is fucking amazing

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert Yup

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot I kinda feel guilty letting them carry me, but, eh.

They get a free ring out of it.

OrigamiRobot

3:13 AM

@fbueckert Did you pay or use your machines?

Lazers

0

Q: Jewel vendors in Mists of Pandaria?

I know that back in Burning Crusade, you could purchase some jewels from NPC's (in Honor Hold, for example) - of course, those were entry-level jewelry, because JC's would do the hard work. That was also true in Wrath of the Lich King and Cataclysm. But I can't find anything like that in Mists o...

world-of-warcraft

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Q: Starting a new singleplayer campaign

Apparently one cannot change the outcome of completed story missions without starting a new campaign. If I decide to replay the campaign, will I lose anything, such as weapon unlocks or completed challenges? Can I have more than 1 campaign going? Is there a new game+ mode or something similar to ...

call-of-duty-black-ops-2

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Q: How do you get manure to make farms?

In the game you can build your own farm plots, but you need manure for it (poo). How do you obtain this important resource?

dont-starve

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Q: Efficient Research

In the game you need to give things to your research machine to unlock improvements. So what items in what tiers are good to put into the research machines for what value and which items should you never destroy that way?

dont-starve

Fluttershy

@Lazers Hello.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy LEAVES LAZERS ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE :'(

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot My machines

Wish me luck on the craft! Crosses fingers

And...crap.

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert Still +35% XP

fbueckert

3:18 AM

+int, cold res, life on kill. And socket.

SexRobot

I BEAT IT

Trent Hawkins

@SexRobot So... the sex robot is beating it.

SexRobot

@TrentHawkins har har har

I hate this name.

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The world's most famous men as the world's most beautiful women

What the fuck is this shit.

OrigamiRobot

3 hours ago, by OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn What a great exercise in shortsightedness.

SexRobot

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, yeah, whatever.

It was funny at the time.

This is a really creepy gallery.

Elijah Wood barely even needed editing to make him look like a woman

This is really weird!

Tom Hanks

...I think.

Wipqozn

3:38 AM

@SexRobot I'm really going to enjoy the next 30 days.

SexRobot

Who the hell took the time to do all of these?

More importantly... why?

Wipqozn

And @mana, I swear to zeus, if you be a super nice guy and change @SexRobot's name for him I'm going to send @AshleyNunn to your house to beat you up.

Fluttershy

@SexRobot Elijah Wood..... wat

Trent Hawkins

@SexRobot Rule 63

OrigamiRobot

~~Gnome~~ @SexRobot s almost 10k in chat. He'll be able to see how annoying flags are.

SexRobot

3:41 AM

@Fluttershy He's in there twice. And he gives me strange feelings.

OrigamiRobot

BWahahahaha

SexRobot

@OrigamiRobot The hell, why do I have more chat rep than site rep.

Oh, is that total network rep?

OrigamiRobot

Yes

SexRobot

Oh that's what lets me see flags? I'm nearly there then.

Too bad it never goes up any more

Fluttershy

@SexRobot I know the feeling.

OrigamiRobot

3:44 AM

I'LL FEEL YOUR FACE!

Mana

@OrigamiRobot oh god, I thought that was SexRobot who sent that at first and I was terrified.

SexRobot

@Mana har dee har har. peeshalpmeh

OrigamiRobot

No, I am the good robot.

Mana

Let me make sure I have the spelling right: "GnomesLice"?

SexRobot

@Mana No.

Wipqozn

3:45 AM

@Mana nooooo

SexRobot

Big S little L

OrigamiRobot

Don't change it for him

SexRobot

FINE LEAVE IT

OrigamiRobot

Let him reap what he sows

Wipqozn

IF you're going to change it, change it to GnomieBear.

SexRobot

3:45 AM

MAKE ME NOT LEARN A LESSON

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn This

Mana

@SexRobot no one appreciates my sense of humor

SexRobot

@Mana Yes, 'Lice'.

Gnome's Lice

Mana

IT'S FUNNY OKAY

Wipqozn

@Mana WE agree! You're a hilarious guy!

But we'd prefer he stayed as SexRobot. Or, if not that, then GnomieBear.

Lazers

3:47 AM

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Q: What are the possible mission outcomes in the singleplayer campaign?

Over the course of the campaign I've had some rousing successes and abject failures. I'm interested in knowing what the possible outcomes of each mission are and a brief explanation how to achieve them (e.g. run faster in Karma to get result x).

call-of-duty-black-ops-2

SexRobot

@Wipqozn SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE GNOMIEBEAR

Mana

the people have spoken and I haven't listened.

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Wipqozn

@SexRobot YOU DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE

OrigamiRobot

Please name him GnomieBear. MarkTrapp will be so happy.

Wipqozn

GnomeSlice, Ottawa, Canada

7.3k 6 34 93

minecraft die2nite ios soul-calibur-5 bioshock dustforce minecraft-smp

I HATE YOU @MANA

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SexRobot

3:48 AM

@Mana oh you fixed it.

OrigamiRobot

MOD ABUSE

Mana

I'm channeling your hatred towards my Calculus studying

SexRobot

@Mana will that go out to all of my SE accounts?

Wipqozn

@Mana My hatred for you grows ever stronger.

OrigamiRobot

@Mana vu+vdu!

Mana

3:49 AM

@SexRobot I forgot to click save changes to all SE accounts

so uh

SexRobot

@Mana FUCK MAN

Mana

check it.

SexRobot

@Mana YOU ARE SUCH A USELESS MOD.

Mana

MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO STAY THE WAY YOU ARE.

PERMANENTLY.

Wipqozn

@Mana ...wait, you can do that as a mod? Oh man...

SexRobot

3:50 AM

Yes. You fixed my name already.

Wipqozn

all we need to do is find a a corrupt mod, frmo any site, to help us then...

I'm never going to refresh my chat. Never.

SexRobot

@Mana Suspend him for 3 seconds.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn You need to go beat up @Mana.

Mana

@SexRobot :(

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user15026

Man I leave for a half hour and all hell breaks loose.

Wipqozn

3:52 AM

12 mins ago, by Wipqozn

And @mana, I swear to zeus, if you be a super nice guy and change @SexRobot's name for him I'm going to send @AshleyNunn to your house to beat you up.

Mana

woah NO. @AshleyNunn, do NOT beat me up.

SexRobot

@Mana why hasn't my name changed.

Mana

@SexRobot caching stuff, yo

user15026

@wipqozn you know I am a pacifist right?

Wipqozn

@SexRobot We've been through this. Chat takes a while.

SexRobot

3:52 AM

@Mana No. Do it again and do it right.

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn Make an exception

Mana

@SexRobot I'll do you again and do you right ;)

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Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn I think this is something that can only be answered with violence. Even Gandhi would beat @mana up after this.

Mana

:(

3

user15026

I am not going to beat up @mana. I don't beat people on command.

Wipqozn

3:53 AM

@AshleyNunn You should.

Mana

I meant his name people!

I would do his name again.

Wipqozn

At least he's still Sex Robot on the other sites

user15026

@wipqozn I'm a pacifist! I don't beat up people.

Wipqozn

SexRobot, Ottawa, Canada

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alternative etymology meaning phrases portmanteau-words single-word-requests terminology

Hopefully he'll ask a question there without thinking.

Ullallulloo

@Mana ಠ_ಠ

SexRobot

3:54 AM

@Mana FIX ME GODAMMIT

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Wipqozn

Which is what got him into this situation to begin with.

Mana

@SexRobot okay, okay.

Wipqozn

@Mana Yes, and change it to GnomieBear.

SexRobot

I'VE ASKED NICELY

OrigamiRobot

Yes GnomieBear please

SexRobot

3:54 AM

THAT WASN'T IT

Wipqozn

Mana

Oi, language.

fbueckert

@SexRobot I'm hoping you've actually learned something from this.

Mana

seriously, that word's not cool, don't use it.

fbueckert

But I suspect you have not.

SexRobot

3:55 AM

@fbueckert Nope.

Mana

anyways, I copied your profile over to all your SE accounts

OrigamiRobot

@SexRobot The very reason he shouldn't change it back.

SexRobot

I don't actually really care other than the fact that I'll have to explain it to my dad if he notices what I'm doing.

Wipqozn

@fbueckert No, he hasn't, because @mana changed it back.

WHY DO YOU HATE JUSTICE @MANA?!?!

Mana

@Wipqozn justice never sleeps.

Wipqozn

3:56 AM

I a word.

fbueckert

@Wipqozn If it wasn't at least somewhat inappropriate, I would've said leave it and let him learn.

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert Even more of a reason to leave it

Wipqozn

@fbueckert He should have changed it to GnomieBear. That would teach him.

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot Why? So we chat-ban him for the thirty days it takes him to switch back?

...You know what, yeah. We should have left it.

Wipqozn

@fbueckert I laughed audible. nice comedic timing, set-up, et cetera.

fbueckert

3:58 AM

@Wipqozn Thank you, thank you, I try.

SexRobot

@fbueckert Hey, that's not very nice.

Ullallulloo

@Wipqozn ^This

Wipqozn

I really wish @MarkTrapp was still a mod. I bet he would change Gnome's name to GnomieBear...

fbueckert

@SexRobot And you deserve niceness after not thinking your actions through?

Mana

oi.

Ullallulloo

3:59 AM

Lesson learning without leaving inappropriate names on the site.

SexRobot

@Ullallulloo Oh come on it's not that bad.

Wipqozn

@fbueckert You're so cold .

Ullallulloo

Plus great enjoyment for the rest of us.

user2334

@Wipqozn Hey, I'm on the sex robot's side

fbueckert

@Wipqozn I try and try and try.

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