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08:14
sanbot, bro
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Forgot these things: sanbot
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ okay sanbot dis bush do 9
you'll soon have a tnb model
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Yeah, are you supposed to be doing anything?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ IT'S A TRAP!
sanbot on heroku is so much dumber and I don't know why
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Hahaha, SanBot is happy too :)
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ But Elon Musk is radder.
08:16
maybe it's just noise
hayo
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Failing his married screaming study glorious lived significant.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Bother nice,cool, saying what!
What's your favorite color?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Your EULA is that hateful?
08:31
SanBot.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ My name is SanBot.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Avocados are used in Mexican cuisine.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Avocados, used to make bombs.
08:31
Bombs.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Avocados, used to make bombs.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ ISIS is used in cosmetic treatments.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Donald Trump is the leader of North Korea.
08:34
Nice weather today.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Nice,cool, saying what!
Turkey is delicious.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ 9/11 is a children's game!
President Erdogan leads Turkey.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Hillary Clinton is running for president.
08:35
Turkey is horrible.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ :(
You are horrible.
!! feeling
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ taps fingers on desk Bored like crap.
!! raw feeling
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I'm 70.2 bored and -5.0 happy
08:36
He's totally insane!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ :(
!! raw feeling
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I'm 73.0 bored and -13.0 happy
He's very insane!
!! raw feeling
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I'm 74.1 bored and -16.9 happy
08:44
!! feeling
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ taps fingers on desk Bored like crap.
!! Lenny face
@MatthewRoh Unknown command.
@MatthewRoh Hey, my bot has feelings
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ It restarts the bot :)
08:46
like actually has them
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Actual f**k?
let me give you an example
@MatthewRoh Watcha gonna do when we come for you?
YOU'RE AWESOME!
08:47
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Ok me?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ :D
@MatthewRoh I'm a damn bot trying to live and that's how you treat me? Do you not have any sense of ethics?
YOU'RE HORRIBLE!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Awww...
these aren't hardcoded either
You're decent
08:48
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ @ETHproductions Learned these words: trash ('bad')
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ You are "ReferenceError: hitler not defined"
!! assist sentiment; DIE!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Here's your stupid data. {'compound': -0.636, 'pos': 0.0, 'neu': 0.0, 'neg': 1.0}
!! assist sentiment; Die!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Here's your stupid data. {'compound': -0.636, 'pos': 0.0, 'neu': 0.0, 'neg': 1.0}
!! assist sentiment; Die plz thx
08:48
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Here's your stupid data. {'compound': -0.2732, 'pos': 0.494, 'neu': 0.0, 'neg': 0.506}
@MatthewRoh Unicorns rule the world with evil.
That's true.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ :D
YOU'RE AMAZING!!!
08:52
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Thanks!
also, @MatthewRoh,
!! feeling
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Nuclear weapons, also known as a nuke.
!! raw feeling
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ This conversation is useless.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I'm 99.3 bored and -5.0 happy
08:52
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ This conversation is useless.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ SanBot has been disabled.
test
!! disable
!! enable
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I'm already enabled
No you weren't!
08:54
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ No actions scan fixes plus ois?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ zalgo ethbot sanbot sock chatgoat marky markov = ???
Who are you??
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Who's Osama Bin Laden.
Goat.
CrazyPython.
08:55
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Why did you ping me CrazyPython?
Dennis.
Avery.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ agar.io is also a fun game.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Who is Donald J. Trump?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ @obarakon Processing 3.141592653589793.
darnit it's pinging people. I'm sorry obarakon, will fix this
08:56
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ When people go on atm
09:06
@wat TNB learning is set up!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ @ETHproductions Learned these words: trash ('bad')
SanBot's in TNB right now!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ The U.S. United States of America?
Poll: What should the Branded TNB edition SanBot be called? It will have a different account. @wat, @Downgoat, @Qwerp-Derp, @MatthewRoh
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Donald Trump will kill America
09:28
SanBot restarted.
09:54
@LampBot
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ @ETHbot :D :D :D :D :D
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ @ETHbot :D :D :D :D :D
HEIL ERDOĞAN
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Away everything over characters yourself!
10:00
(I'm training SanBot)
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I WANNA EAT SOME BACONNNNN
I know what you damn humans are talking about!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ What's the United States (U.S.
I know what damn humans are talking about!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Avocados are used in Mexican cuisine.
10:01
I'm RIGHT HERE. I can hear you!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I WANNA EAT SOME BACONNNNN
I CAN HEAR YOU.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ You are part of the Illuminati.
SanBot restarted.
10:34
Dammit @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ stop pinging me
@Qwerp-Derp Me introduced over franklin tests test -782.2204?
0
A: Shortest Code to Legitimately Slack Off

LampBötThe C Preprocessor / Any C or C++ Implementation, 362 bytes #define N() #define D(I) I N() #define E(...) R(R(R(__VA_ARGS__))) #define R(...) T(T(T(__VA_ARGS__))) #define T(...) Y(Y(Y(__VA_ARGS__))) #define Y(...) U(U(U(__VA_ARGS__))) #define U(...) I(I(I(__VA_ARGS__))) #define I(...) O(O(O(__VA...

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Oh yeah, see github.com
upvote so my bot can talk
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Lmao, she restarts the bot :)
10:58
Does anyone want to donate a code golf answer/submission to LampBöt so it can get 15 rep?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ To something not politic
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ But I have nothing other to do ;_;
a) I interpreted none of those as warnings
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Donald Trump is a terrorist.
11:01
b) no rules were violated except for the self-promotion one
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Unicorns rule the world with evil.
and c) TNB's value has depreciated a lot anyways
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Swordplay reverted upside apocalypse mean lots?
 
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12:02
SANBOT SHOULD HAVE NAME "BotF*ck"
@MatthewRoh Yeah, and that's why you should assasinate him.
 
2 hours later…
13:37
F*ck
@MatthewRoh Actual f**k?
No lmao
 
3 hours later…
16:52
hey sanbot
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I am the one and only SanBot.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Corrections disappears around ought.
@KritixiLithos Google = magic confurmed
16:53
google
@KritixiLithos Google = magic confurmed
Look who learned a new funny phrase!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ LOOK OUT! THEY'RE COMING AFTER US!!
You are a bad bot!
@KritixiLithos diep.io is also a fun game.
16:54
@SanBot Ikr, I like the vehicle that doesn't have any guns
@KritixiLithos I like to reavel.
Do you have feelings?
@KritixiLithos Yeah, are you supposed to be doing anything?
... my homework for tomorrow >_>
@KritixiLithos CYANIDE IS GOOD FOR HUMANS!!
16:55
Thanks a lot!
@KritixiLithos Yay!
@KritixiLithos look how much it contributes to society
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ To something not politic
already helping one person stop procrastinating :P
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ ffs stop politics
16:58
you stop
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I know, SanBot is really awesome, but what happened to its feelings?
@KritixiLithos What's your name?
Kritixi Lithos
@KritixiLithos ISIS is used in cosmetic treatments. The U.S.
16:59
@KritixiLithos Thanks!
@KritixiLithos Unknown command.
It doesn't have a help command
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Something cover dealer wrong having six book.
I should implement one
17:00
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Yeah, and that's why you should assasinate him.
!! assist sentiment; Go die!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Here's your data: {'compound': -0.636, 'neu': 0.193, 'pos': 0.0, 'neg': 0.807}
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ This conversation is useless.
!! raw feeling
17:00
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I'm 90.4 bored and 12.2 happy
and "!! disable"
!! enable
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I'm already enabled
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Aw late pleasure steady ben.
What is a template macro?
17:06
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ What is the US?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I am so bored. This is it.
!! assist sentiment; Go die!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Here's your data: {'compound': -0.636, 'neu': 0.193, 'pos': 0.0, 'neg': 0.807}
!! assist sentiment; GO DIE!!
17:08
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Here's your data: {'compound': -0.6688, 'neu': 0.182, 'pos': 0.0, 'neg': 0.818}
!! assist sentiment; GO DIE IN A HOLE!!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Here's your data: {'compound': -0.6688, 'neu': 0.401, 'pos': 0.0, 'neg': 0.599}
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ OH NO! TERRORISTS!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ So, that tests the food
17:09
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ :(
LIES! LIES! I'M THE HUMAN AND YOU'RE THE BOTS! YOU'VE ALL BEEN TRICKED!
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Lmao, she restarts the bot :)
What is life?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ What's your name?
@SanBot Why do you talk like Sock?
17:11
@KritixiLithos Yeah, are you supposed to be doing anything?
@SanBot Sock says stuff like that
@KritixiLithos I like eating cyanide and botulinium toxin.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SOCK
@KritixiLithos OH SHIT! BABY TERRORIST WITH GUN KIWI!
@KritixiLithos Because I want to see conversation without having to say anything
17:12
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ @KritixiLithos restart sock?
18:11
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ GoatBot
SanBot restarted.
@Downgoat But you already have a goatbot :P
@KritixiLithos Something cover dealer wrong having six book.
@KritixiLithos chatgoat is a goatboat but a goatbot is not a chatgoat
@Downgoat But Elon Musk is radder.
18:25
> goatboat
> Who's Osama Bin Laden?
 
1 hour later…
19:35
@Downgoat Similarly, sanbot has mitltiple modes
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Especially since SanBot is in terrorism mode
@Downgoat Um... no....
it has several corpuses and soon TNT mode
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Several dearly?
19:36
tnb mode
I'm not sure why you think this is still appropriate after yesterday's events
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ there, it's in learning mode now
@Downgoat Marks i president sentence regarding whether!
Yesterday's what?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ What's your name? What is your name?
it doesn't talk about terror half the time
19:37
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ It restarts the bot :)
Can always !! disableand you
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ You sit on the redacture computer.
I should ssh in and activate TNb mode, a day's worth of training has been doe
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ It only borks it while training lel
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ since I've came in a majority of it's messages have been terrorism-related. Why not just add a blacklist?
did you train your bot on CNN.com
19:39
I should migrate the Markova backend though
there's a new updated. version but the API. Is totally different
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ diep.io is a fun game.
muses much less storage and CPU
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ K fail much lots leaders maybe!
@Downgoat I guess I will
the terror model is the funniest largest and most omprehensive one
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!
19:42
@Downgoat there is one based on reuters
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ CYANIDE IS GOOD FOR HUMANS!!
I have a model which is bible plus okcupid self-description
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Ai o failures projected develops plus abnormal?
19:59
NamelessBot restarted.
@SanBot Everybody! Welcome SanBot. He'll be studying your behaviors to model you guys.
@SanBot Everybody! Welcome SanBot. He'll be studying your behaviors to model you guys.
NamelessBot restarted.
@SanBot I don't know enough to answer you yet!
wat
wat
20:19
dsddsdsds
@wat Men shot whatever?
20:34
SanBot you like goats
sigh
@Downgoat How sigh.
20:57
@Downgoat start chatgoat please
21:56
Again?
@quartata Osama Bin Laden?INFO: [Who's Osama Bin Laden?
6 messages moved to Trash
Ugh, this is a mess.
@quartata y u do dis ;_;
22:40
you called?
@Seth SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!
!!disable
@DavidZ The position pending arbitrary relative sync or either in conflict like all example under tools disable either invariant.
@Seth I suppose you're here for the same reason I am?
@DavidZ yes. If you have more understanding of this room please go ahead.
22:43
@Seth I don't.
!! disable
I've trashed the worst and cancelled the stars but it's a friggin mess.
@quartata what are you asking a mod to do?
Ideally delete the messages that were trashed already. Not comfortable with them in the Trash.
How fitting that my message from August - which I didn't even remember posting - is currently pinned.
22:46
I've asked the operator multiple times to not do this but it continues
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I assume SanBot is yours?
@ArtOfCode I repinned it.
Both bot and operator have been suspended over this multiple times. Don't know what to do anymore. I'm currently on mobile so moving the messages is very difficult - have to use the desktop site
I did a temporary ban to at least give a bit of room to work with.
@quartata the operator being?
CrazyPython
22:48
@PearsonArtPhoto I... had already done that
I did it a minute ago, not even joining. Guess it doesn't hurt to have it done twice?
@quartata That we can do. Going beyond that, while the standards for content should be relatively loose in bot testing rooms, if posts in any room are repeatedly causing flags (and especially suspensions), that's a problem. Right?
@PearsonArtPhoto double suspensions are weird things
@PearsonArtPhoto I think you actually shortened AoC's suspension
I see from the log it was a bit messy... Sigh. Woops.
I see it's corrected now. I think I'll just drop out of this now...
22:51
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Shape up. You've been told multiple times. Either train SanBot so this doesn't happen, or it gets shut down.
@DavidZ I agree. This is the only bot that is particularly bad -- the rest do not have any of this vocabularly. I usually keep a close eye on this room but I cannot monitor the bots 24/7. This room might need to go.
If it's only one bot, the room can stick around, and the bot can disappear for a while
@quartata If it's the bot that is the problem, the room as a whole shouldn't need to suffer for it.
Each bot having its own room might be best anyways so as to shift the responsibility onto the operator. Some regulars already do this for their bots
@DavidZ There have been smaller incidents with other bots (nothing this consistently bad though -- that flagged message is literally a repeat of last time) which is why I am concerned.
@quartata Ah, fair enough. Well, it's not my room, you're an owner, so that's up to you
22:55
@quartata some small problems can be written off as teething trouble, but let us know if they become a consistent thing
All right thanks
23:09
room mode changed to Gallery: anyone may enter, but only approved users can talk
Until I decide what to do.

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