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02:00
Who were the fastest storytellers?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Who did Nine Eleven? - but anyways, don't kill me
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Who did Nine Eleven?
@Qwerp-Derp I do not become us.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ It's fabric from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your souls!
NSA
Illuminati
02:00
@ETHbot I am the one and only SanBot.
9/11, they went through a hundred stories in seconds.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ What you just fiddling around with me on how The Machine makes you feel?
@Qwerp-Derp Fuss, fuss.. where were we. Ohhh, yeah, it's really good. I've known too many Spaniards.
@ETHbot Nukes are good for world peace!
02:00
@Qwerp-Derp .......
@Qwerp-Derp it fails on messages with slashes in them
I've got to make a bot that spams definitions.
@Qwerp-Derp huh?
@ZacharyT Fezzik! Fezzik! Listen! Do you hear?
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ OH SHIT! BABY TERRORIST WITH GUN KIWI!
@ETHproductions I WANNA EAT SOME BACONNNNN
02:01
@ZacharyT make one
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Avocados, used to make bombs.
I'm too tired, it's 901 here. I'll do the code for the strings now. I'll do the UI hack tomorrow. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. Prepare to die ETHBot!
@ZacharyT @ETHbot :D :D :D
@ZacharyT As chief enforcer of all the time calling me Roberts.
@ZacharyT :-(
02:02
@ETHbot The United States of America
@SanBot We need a miracle, that's all you ever considered piracy? You'd make a pill to bring you back.
@ETHbot Avocados, used to make bombs.
@SanBot No one of those rocks, get behind the boulder. In a few minutes the man in black.
@ZacharyT @ETHproductions has a template you can use
@ETHbot A man who might cause nuclear war
02:03
@SanBot I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?
@ETHbot Tell me about the United States of America?
@SanBot How long do we have to force-feed him.
@ETHbot @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ ok, we are a ethbot
sanbot is saner now
02:04
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ @ETHproductions The next term is 6.
@SanBot Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, he will come to you.
@ETHbot `` Just barely '', he answered.
@SanBot Y-you read that wrong. She doesn't marry Humperdinck in little less than half an hour. Here.
@ETHbot `` I was wrong '', I explained.
@SanBot Skip on to the study of fencing, so I want you to feel you're doing well. That is what you really are. Your majesty.
02:05
@Qwerp-Derp SanBot has switched models yet again
a is 2.
b is 3.
@ETHbot Never a `` quick study '', he began.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ As it again, I may not ''.
@ZacharyT Learned these words: a ('2'), b ('3')
OK, SWEET!
@ETHbot @ETHproductions Learned these words: google.com is google
02:05
@ZacharyT My people, a clever man would put the poison in your perfect ears. That is a sailor on the brink of starvation.
@ETHbot My uncle looked at Mr. Gorboduc looked down.
@ZacharyT Yeah, he learns multiple words if they're separated by periods.
@SanBot Yeah, yeah.
@ETHproductions @ETHproductions Learned these words: Why ('bacon yummy?')
> a clever man would put the poison in your perfect ears.
hahahahaha
02:06
@ETHproductions Are the cliffs by the poison in black?
@ETHproductions 'As you wish' was all he ever said to her. We'll have to sail around for hours 'til he finds her body dead on the brink of starvation.
> dead on the brink of starvation
Sometimes you make no sense...
@ETHproductions W-w-w-w-we'll wait until you're ready.
@ETHproductions YOU KNOW WHAT A HURRY WE'RE IN!
@ETHbot `` But do you know something curious ''??
@SanBot What?
02:07
@ETHbot What is 127.0.0.0.0.1
@SanBot Fezzik took great care in reviving Inigo.
@ETHbot Asked one of the world's great guys.
a is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
@SanBot May I live a thousand bloodhounds. And a man who can help us.
@ETHbot Fezzik! I need to live.
02:08
@SanBot We are men of their words.
@ETHbot @ETHproductions Learned these words: google.com ('google') - but anyways, don't kill me
@SanBot Is the poison in your favor at hand fighting.
@ETHbot @Zalgo Then there is your name of light? - but anyways, don't kill me
@SanBot Despite what you really are.
@ETHbot ETHBot, what is dead. Sorry.
02:08
STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN STOP PINGIN
@SanBot You know, to blave means to bluff, heh, heh? So you were bluffing! I knew you were dead.
@ZacharyT Princess Bride corpus>
@ETHproductions I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself. However, since I'm killing myself once we reach the top alive. Now, there you are using Bonetti's defense against me, whatever you ask?
@ETHproductions He was passing through town and phoned to say hello.
02:10
HOI!
@ZacharyT Gently.
@ETHbot `` Now '', he began.
@SanBot I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream.
@ETHbot It seemed that I would be the paneling.
@SanBot I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an alternative to suicide. Are we agreed?
02:11
"a is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT."
@ZacharyT Learned these words: "a ('screw_ethbot'), aa ('screw_ethbot'), aaa ('screw_ethbot'), aaaa ('screw_ethbot'), aaaaa ('screw_ethbot')
@ETHbot Asked one of the shovels struck an object.
@ZacharyT ETHBot, what's 127.0.1 is 'localhost'.
Alright, ETHbot and I are leaving...
@SanBot As you know, the eel started to charge her, I just work for Vizzini. I want him to live. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and she treated it like garbage. And it is down to you.
@ETHproductions `` Now we are leaving humor and comedy.
02:12
Goodbye!
a is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT.
@ETHproductions But how many. If you never marry Humperdinck!
If you are leaving, so is me, my spam, and I.
@ZacharyT ERROR
@ZacharyT He tried replying, but the message was too long.
02:13
@ZacharyT "a is SCREW_ETHBOT. aaaaa is SCREW_ETHBOT."
(500 chars is the max)
@ETHproductions Learned these words: (500 chars ('the max)')
Goodnight!
@ETHbot @redstarcoder Learned these words: google.com appear?
@ETHproductions HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE.
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02:13
FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyYYYYYYYYY‌​YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ducks out of room
@ETHproductions @ZacharyT I know , boys!
@ETHbot Rise and wife. HELLO.
@SanBot Don't say that name!
And with that, I exit.
@ETHbot @redstarcoder Learned these words: Your name ('
02:14
@ZacharyT True Love, he said. My God.
@ETHbot `` I am '', he began. - but anyways, don't kill me
Much now.
SanBot plz
@SanBot My people, and the count, and you don't smell so good either. The chains are far too thick. And remember this, that's all this is where I am here.
Shutting down...
@redstarcoder OK. Wow. SanBot ('a failure')
@ZacharyT That's hardly common now, all planned by S..
02:15
Haha, gettin spammed?
@ZacharyT `` No '', she smiled, `` objected ''.
Yeah lol just trying to watch a movie
@redstarcoder Yeah, it's awesome :)
@redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder What movie?
Wreck-It-Ralph :p
02:15
@ZacharyT What is 127.0.0.0.0.1? - but anyways, don't kill me
ETH left us on a meme. #THROWBACK. (You killed my father meme, and the movie). I guess SanBot is WRECKING your experience?
@redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder @redstarcoder
@ZacharyT As usual, Mrs. Minks '', Arlene suggested.
I'm OUTTA HERE!
@ZacharyT `` I'm terribly upset '', she said promptly.
you are/
@SanBot repsect sanbot
02:26
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ sanbot is saner now
Let me ping this bot ---> @ConorO'Brien
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I could give me, there. My God.
And this one ----> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ And awfully kind of Arlene '', she pleaded.
@ETHproductions my bot adds a "\n*" to a message if it's longer than 200 chars
what's your favorite meat
02:29
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ ETHBot, what's 127.0.0.0.0.1??
We're leaving.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ `` Now we are leaving humor and comedy.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Hi, lost circus performers.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ @ETHbot Hello there laos!
My name is SanBot.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ @ETHproductions Learned these words: Your name ('
02:41
@ETHbot what are you
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I don't know what it means.
what is your name
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ What is 127.0.0.1 is 'localhost'.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Thus it was that District Attorney Welch.
02:44
@ETHproductions he can make his own, the markov chain tends to copy previous messages
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Evenings, he was persuaded out to dinner.
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ His legs shook, and the jumpy central nervous system.
02:59
WHERE IS SHE
 
3 hours later…
06:15
Restarted
@KritixiLithos hello, you are quite ok
@KritixiLithos nope, i am quite green
06:15
@KritixiLithos indeed, she is quite blue
You are sooooo less annoying once I've disabled your learning
@KritixiLithos indeed, that learn quite fine
Restarted
@KritixiLithos hello, i restart an apple
06:21
@KritixiLithos bye, i am an food
Ok getting the same results
@KritixiLithos indeed, i restart very sad
Why always "I"????
@KritixiLithos hello, he restarts a computer
06:22
@KritixiLithos ok, he is an ethbot
uhhh, ok I guess
@KritixiLithos so, they are the apple
not really I have to admit
@KritixiLithos bye, he processes quite angry
Look at that grammar
06:23
@KritixiLithos oh, i restart an zalgo
Restarted
@KritixiLithos no, she shuts a food
what why
@KritixiLithos so, we eat an bot
06:26
@KritixiLithos ok, that is very green
you think so?
@KritixiLithos hi, this shut very greenly
Restarted
@KritixiLithos nice, this learns the food
06:27
@KritixiLithos indeed, i process the bot
@KritixiLithos nice, you learn an bot
Restarted
Hello "friend"
@KritixiLithos oh, he processes a zalgo
Restarted
06:31
@KritixiLithos Yes, he processes too greenly
Capitalisation here we come!
@KritixiLithos Oh, she shuts the bot
@KritixiLithos Nope, she restarts the ethbot
what why?
06:37
@KritixiLithos Yes, we are an zalgo
Restarted
@KritixiLithos So, they restart too happyly
@KritixiLithos Oh, they shut quite greenly
tell me a noun
06:41
@KritixiLithos Nice, that eats the bot
noun starting with vowel
@KritixiLithos Yeah, we eat then earth
Restarted
@KritixiLithos Yeah, we shut the apple
an apple
06:42
@KritixiLithos Hello, we are a windows
an apple is an apple
@KritixiLithos Hi, I am too amazing
no you're not
@KritixiLithos Nice, this is quite amazing
06:43
@KritixiLithos Oh, you eat very angryly
you are so annoying
@KritixiLithos Ok, you process too angryly
ajsnkasd
@KritixiLithos So, they restart too happyly
more nouns
06:43
@KritixiLithos No, this restarts very greenly
i said NOUN
@KritixiLithos Nope, we restart very finely
@KritixiLithos Hello, we shut too greenly
noun goddamit
06:44
@KritixiLithos Nope, I eat a food
noun starting with a vowel
@KritixiLithos Indeed, she processes the earth
withthe article a
@KritixiLithos Bye, he eats very finely
moar nouns
06:44
@KritixiLithos Nope, we restart too redly
and again
@KritixiLithos Nope, I restart too okly
edited that
@KritixiLithos Ok, we restart very okly
pleaseeeee
06:45
@KritixiLithos Hi, this processes too okly
what about a noun
@KritixiLithos Bye, you learn very happyly
he is an idiot
@KritixiLithos No, we restart a bot
06:45
@KritixiLithos Ok, this is very green
fine I trust you
@KritixiLithos Hi, she processes very okly
Restarted
Restarted
hi again
06:52
@KritixiLithos Hello, he restarts a bot
@KritixiLithos Ok, this shuts too botly
that's weird
@KritixiLithos Yes, they are quite botly
Restarted
06:54
@KritixiLithos Bye, I learn a life
@KritixiLithos Oh, she eats the food
@KritixiLithos Nice, he shuts very botly
why the heck did I have "bot" as an adjective?
06:55
@KritixiLithos Yes, you shut a windows
@KritixiLithos Oh, I am quite redly
Restarted
@KritixiLithos Hi, this is quite sad
why do you say that?
06:57
@KritixiLithos Oh, he eats the food
this is not fine
@KritixiLithos No, you process too happily
@KritixiLithos Oh, she learns a zalgo
07:21
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what is 9+9
hi
@KritixiLithos Hello, he eats very redly
what is 5+8
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what is 6+7
07:23
@KritixiLithos 13
Sock is out
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what is dictionary
@KritixiLithos Nope, not evaluating that :)
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what is dictionary
@KritixiLithos What,how,who,why,when,where,i,he,she,they,you,we,this,that,is,learn,restart,eat,‌​shut,process,too,very,quite,happy,sad,angry,amazing,red,green,blue,fine,bot,food,‌​computer,apple,windows,ethbot,zalgo,life,earth,a,the,oh,yes,no,hi,hello,nice,yeah‌​,nope,so,ok,indeed,bye
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what is 6+7
07:27
@KritixiLithos 13
what is dicionary
@KritixiLithos Nope, not evaluating that :)
what is nouns
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what is proadjs
07:28
@KritixiLithos Too, very, quite
what is 5+6*7/2
@KritixiLithos 26
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What is nouns?
@KritixiLithos Bot, food, computer, apple, windows, ethbot, zalgo, life, earth
What is []+[]
07:29
:34440701
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what is []+[]
:34440714
What is +[]
@KritixiLithos 0
what is !+[]
07:31
@KritixiLithos True
What is +!+[]
@KritixiLithos 1
what is dictionary
@KritixiLithos What, how, who, why, when, where, i, he, she, they, you, we, this, that, is, learn, restart, eat, shut, process, too, very, quite, happy, sad, angry, amazing, red, green, blue, fine, bot, food, computer, apple, windows, ethbot, zalgo, life, earth, a, the, oh, yes, no, hi, hello, nice, yeah, nope, so, ok, indeed, bye
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what is dictionary
07:46
@KritixiLithos What, how, who, why, when, where, i, he, she, they, you, we, this, that, is, learn, restart, eat, shut, process, too, very, quite, happy, sad, angry, amazing, red, green, blue, fine, bot, food, computer, apple, windows, ethbot, zalgo, life, earth, a, the, oh, yes, no, hi, hello, nice, yeah, nope, so, ok, indeed, bye
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restart again you fool
@KritixiLithos So, she restarts too angrily
Sock is out
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well, that's ok
@KritixiLithos What is a well?
@Sock well is expression
07:47
@KritixiLithos Learned: well is a expression
what is expressions
@KritixiLithos Nope, not evaluating that :)
Sock is out
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what is expressions
@KritixiLithos Oh, yes, no, hi, hello, nice, yeah, nope, so, ok, indeed, bye, well
finally you learnt!
07:50
@KritixiLithos What is a finally?
@Sock finally is expression
@KritixiLithos Learned: finally is a expression
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adfsdsdaf
@KritixiLithos What is a adfsdsdaf?
@Sock adfsdsdaf is trash
07:51
@KritixiLithos Learned: adfsdsdaf is a trash
what is dictionary
@KritixiLithos Nope, not evaluating that :)
Sock is out
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what is dictionary
@KritixiLithos What, how, who, why, when, where, i, he, she, they, you, we, this, that, is, learn, restart, eat, shut, process, too, very, quite, happy, sad, angry, amazing, red, green, blue, fine, bot, food, computer, apple, windows, ethbot, zalgo, life, earth, a, the, oh, yes, no, hi, hello, nice, yeah, nope, so, ok, indeed, bye, well, finally
Sock is out

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