Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-12-29 (page 4 of 20)

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03:00

@ETHbot <SanBot> * WILL TURNER: It' ll attack the starboard.

ETHbot

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ * WILL TURNER: So- We' re going after this; take of the high way, thine only son Isaac, we bring the days of the man?

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@ETHbot <SanBot> * WILL TURNER: We' re the faster?

ETHbot

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Is that, William.

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@ETHbot <SanBot> And one said, Is this Naomi?

ETHbot

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ ERROR

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03:00

@ETHbot <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ NoɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I am not an isolated example;;

ETHproductions

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ You need to fix spaces after apostrophes

ETHbot

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Why 1+1=2?

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@ETHproductions <SanBot> Just pushed a bunch of bug fixes

@ETHbot <SanBot> 2: 8 Then the elders of Israel commanded.

ETHbot

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Say.

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@ETHbot <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ NoɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I am not, my daughter!

ETHbot

03:01

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ * WILL TURNER: It' s a letter to be so now he should never fail on "Why ___?"

ETHproductions

Alright, I'm heading out

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@ETHbot <SanBot> Now the time was the charm.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions ..

ETHproductions

ETHbot, you have to come too

ETHbot

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ NoɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I have seen.

@ETHproductions This;

ETHproductions

03:02

Say goodbye to your friend.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions I think it's several hundred chars per line

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@ETHproductions <SanBot> @ETHbot That is one of steady improvement.

@ETHbot <SanBot> and when he had seen him.

ETHbot

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ 36 Save Caleb the elders of pi

ETHproductions

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Aw, thanks :)

Alright, come on, ETHbot.

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bye, ratelimit :P

@ETHbot <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ NoɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I have seen.

ETHbot

03:02

@ETHproductions 1: 51 Salma the elders of Samuel.

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Why damn sanbot

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@ETHproductions naturally generated too

ETHproductions

@ETHbot ಠ_ಠ

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@ETHproductions <SanBot> @ETHbot That is one of the shrubs.

ETHbot

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ ERROR

ETHproductions

Come on, we're leaving.

ETHbot

03:03

@ETHproductions Alright, ratelimit:P

Goodbye!

ETHproductions

Goodnight y'all!

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@ETHbot <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ NoɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ I have seen God.

@ETHproductions <SanBot> On this day the faces of the cherubims.

PythonMaster

Say something!

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@PythonMaster <SanBot> the something was the home run.

PythonMaster

What time is it in UTC

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03:06

@PythonMaster <SanBot> In Cuba, the U.N..

I'm quitting sanbot for a while to reduce the ratelimit

@PythonMaster okey, bot restarted

SanBot™ Client started.

PythonMaster

RANDOM SPAM BY UNICORNS TOPPED WITH PEPPERONI, ICE CREAM, and JON SKEET! Caps locks for emphasis

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@PythonMaster <SanBot> "" Tires OK??

PythonMaster

Ok try again

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@PythonMaster <SanBot> 35: 34 Defile not therefore the land which he hath made her to drink the water, and the garlick: 11: 32 And Bela the son of Reuben, Shammua the son of Nun was full of slimepits; and the fire of the fat, the priest' s heart was glad, and he hateth her; 22: 6 Unto carpenters, and masons, and hewers of stone, which Moses gave them, and made ready for manned flight with an explosive warhead.

> ...penters, and masons, and hewers of stone, which Moses gave them, and made ready for manned flight with an explosive warhead.

PythonMaster

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03:12

SanBot™ Client started.

try again

PythonMaster

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@PythonMaster <SanBot> Individual help best

PythonMaster

I'm using a Python random text generator

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@PythonMaster <SanBot> The past usefulness of the anti-trust act.

PythonMaster

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Do all 6

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03:16

@PythonMaster <SanBot> Do* not* underestimate her.

@PythonMaster the reply was too long, crashed. try again

PythonMaster

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Good night!

quartata

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Multi line messages have no length restrictions

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@quartata <SanBot> "" No "", said the gas station man.

SanBot™ Client started.

@PythonMaster try again, with ENGLISH.

@AshwinGupta restart your bot maybe?

quartata

Also I have no idea why you're not using ChatExchange

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@quartata <SanBot> "" You're afraid to talk to him.

quartata

03:22

one shudders to imagine how you're bridging between python and js

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@quartata localhost:8080 and jsonp

very simple, copy-pasted most of it

@TuxCopter can you start marky markov

SanBot™ Client started.

I just trained it three times more bible

@obarakon hi

actually the whole king james bible

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Hi

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@obarakon <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ He doesn't know not forgotten yet?

@obarakon want to talk to my bot?

obarakon

03:39

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Sure, for a couple minutes

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@obarakon <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ NoɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Learned these were primary.

obarakon

What's 5+5?

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1 hour ago, by noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@ETHbot <SanBot> a lady drunk on her hands and knees who carries the hero around on her back while he throws pillow feathers in her face, and went in, and sat down on an old box and focused on the problem.

<SanBot> 66: 14 And Meonothai begat Ophrah: and Seraiah begat Jehozadak, 6: 11 Go forth, and saw under the God of hosts was laid, that the righteous should be as the fuel of the fire; the founder melteth in vain: he heapeth up riches, and will know, not the speech of the trusty, and taketh away
the first, saying, Lodge not this night in the gate: 31: 3 Is there any word from the prophet even unto the morning, when the minstrel played, that the righteous, 23: 25 When thou comest nigh over against the temple, 4: 16 And thou shalt know what thy servant can do.

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ How are you?

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@obarakon <SanBot> JACK SPARROW: You' re back.

I also gave it pirates.txt

obarakon

03:41

Haha

SanBot, what time is it?

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@obarakon <SanBot> "" This year, I am not sanbot

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Who are you?

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@obarakon reaction was too long, I didn't catch it to add a newline

@obarakon <SanBot> ELIZABETH SWANN: You' re mad.

Downgoat

Hello

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@Downgoat <SanBot> JACK SPARROW: Technic- JACK SPARROW: Hello, beastie.

Downgoat

03:42

Wat

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<SanBot> then a couple of French hoods stole a priceless Khmer head from the Musee Guimet, in Paris, and a day I have been still, and take hold of this; yea, he doth send out his voice, there is but a light thing in the trees, till we were
out of the flinty rock; 32: 2 For men shall be offended because of me, He that heareth, and doeth that which is planted; 3: 20 The people answered him not that he was come out to me: 1: 12 And Eshton begat Bethrapha, and Paseah, and Tehinnah the father of Publius lay sick of a fever and of a contrite and humble spirit, to revive the spirit of God hath tak…

I should use my other model

obarakon

Bots

Downgoat

Chatgoat dont give such nonesense

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@obarakon <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ <SanBot> noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ <SanBot> noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ <SanBot> noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ <SanBot> noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ <SanBot> noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ <SanBot> noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ <SanBot> noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ <SanBot> noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Meh, missed that idiot bot!

<SanBot> And they sang together by course in praising and giving thanks unto the name of Solomon better than thy na
me, O God my God: 28: 20 A wise son heareth his father' s face, and on mules, camels, and followed thee; what shall I say unto thee: 29: 27 Now therefore let not my blood fall to the earth with you; for his heart trembled for the ark, 24: 3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word, 5: 15 Insomuch that they brought thirty companions to be with Christ; which is to say, Wherefore doeth the LORD our God giveth us.

@Downgoat read starboard, super funny

I switched models for the bot, try it again! (two models, different corpuses fed)

@obarakon say something else?

Downgoat

Hai are you goat

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

03:44

@Downgoat <SanBot> But soft I pray you go with me?

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ What's 1+1?

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@obarakon <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Meh, but it may be 33.

let me try the model that talks about nukes

obarakon

Bot, what's the best way to determine that the girl you like isn't actually three midgets in a trench coat?

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@obarakon say again

I fed it some crazy shit, like ISIS CIA Bacon NSA wikipedia articles

obarakon

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

03:45

@obarakon <SanBot> THIS IS SPARTA!!

obarakon

Where are the nuke codes?

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@obarakon <SanBot> ALIENS ARE REAL!

also about terrorism

obarakon

Bot, thoughts on dirty bombs?

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@obarakon <SanBot> Avocados, used to make bombs.

obarakon

TIL

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

03:46

@obarakon <SanBot> A man who might cause nuclear war

say something randomer

look at this: gist.github.com/CrazyPython/51bcc862cb48cdf1c2f44b3bb54bf493

obarakon

What happens to a colony-based insect, such as an ant or termite, when it's been separated from the queen for too long? Does it start to "think" for itself now that it doesn't follow orders

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@obarakon <SanBot> When people go on vacations, they travel.

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Neat, I'll read that

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@obarakon <SanBot> That's good.

you want me to switch models, there are three?

obarakon

Sure

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

03:48

<SanBot> U.S. Army is headed by the civilian Secretary of the Air Force is headed by the civilian Secretary of the Air Force nor the Chief of Staff of the Army, which is Russian for Kalashnikov's Automatic Rifle. It shoots the
Soviet 7.62x39mm cartridge. It is being designed and built by an aerospace industry team led by Lockheed Martin. Other major F-35 industry partners include Northrop Grumman, Pratt & Whitney and BAE Systems. The F-35 took its first flight on 15 December 2006. The United States of America?

@obarakon to what?

obarakon

Surprise me

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@obarakon <SanBot> You'll never get me alive! disappears

I only have three

That's a surprise, that message...

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ If an electron is an excitement of a particular field, would an anti-electron be an excitement in the same field or its own field?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

how about singles.txt + moby dick

obarakon

Sounds good

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

03:50

@obarakon <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Neat, I'll read that

I'm making it, but the current bot is still active

obarakon

How do scientists measure elevation on foreign planets (like Mars) when there is no "sea level?"

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@obarakon <SanBot> Donald Trump likes Kim Jong Un

obarakon

Who did 9/11?

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@obarakon <SanBot> I like eating zombie flesh with butter.

but usually it says "Shrubs did 9/11 is 0.818181."

obarakon

Whoopsies

Haha

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

03:52

it recovers though

obarakon

Bot, what are some of the applications of the gamma function?

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@obarakon <SanBot> Bot, thoughts on dirty bombs?

Let me switch models

not on the new one yet

obarakon

What language(s) is this written in?

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@obarakon JS and Python

obarakon

JS just for scraping?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

03:55

python is a server, js requests python

okay the bot is restarted

obarakon

What models

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@obarakon The new model is ready!

@obarakon <SanBot> What newes, my Lord?

singles.txt and shakesphere (moby dick too long)

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ How goes it

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

eh, something broke the client again

SanBot™ Client started.

@obarakon say something

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ How goes it

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

03:58

@obarakon <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ What is life, 8?

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ No, 42

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@obarakon <SanBot> No more I pray you go with me?

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Where?

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@obarakon <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Meh, but it may be 33.

why does it always say that sentence

@obarakon what's your favorite model?

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ How is an optimal minimum wage calculated?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

03:59

@obarakon <SanBot> Well, my Lord, an' t please you

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Model car?

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of sanbot

@obarakon <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Roll a Souldier, and affear' d?

obarakon

Oh thought that was the bot asking

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@obarakon <SanBot> That' s very true, my Lord?

obarakon

Uh the aliens one was fun

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

04:00

@obarakon <SanBot> Thou was' t borne of woman?

Sure, gonna play that one

okay, now talk about bombs and shit

obarakon

How can I make a bomb using only house hold items

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@obarakon <SanBot> I know nothing.

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Teach me

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@obarakon <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Neat, I'll read that

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Are aliens real

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

04:02

@obarakon <SanBot> The Illuminati is real, you know.

I'm feeding it wikipedia articles on death rn

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ If radium is radioactive and unstable, why is it used in decorative items?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@obarakon <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Neat, I'll read that

you can talk about trump, zombies, and bacon too

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ What happens after one dies?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@obarakon <SanBot> What's SpaceX?

obarakon

Zombie Trump 2089?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

04:03

@obarakon <SanBot> Donald Trump likes Kim Jong Un

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Whose Kim Jong Un

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

> Symptoms include loss of consciousness and abnormal or absent breathing.[1][3]
INFO: [Symptoms include loss of consciousness and abnormal or absen...] 59 0.947538
Everything is awesome! Including terrorism!

obarakon

What bends the spacetime?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@obarakon <SanBot> OH NO! THE RAINBOWS ARE ATTACKING!!

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Why can't perpetual motion be achieved in space?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

04:04

@obarakon <SanBot> JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

obarakon

Who did Nine Eleven?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@obarakon <SanBot> Shrubs did 9/11 is 0.8181818181818182.

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Who is Shrubs

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@obarakon <SanBot> Shrubs did 9/11 is a children's game!

obarakon

Tell me about bacon

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

04:06

@obarakon <SanBot> Tell me about the United States (U.S.

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ How much of the United States could run on the geothermal energy of Yellowstone?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@obarakon <SanBot> What is the United States' military

U.S. military, the modern U.S. government responded to the September 11 attacks, and the United States (U.S. Intelligence Community (IC), the CIA reports to the Director of National Intelligence. A leading U.S. Intelligence Community and reports to both the Attorney General and the Director of National Intelligence. A leading U.S. military, the modern U.S. Intelligence Community (IC), the CIA reports to the Director of National Intelligence. A leading U.S. military, the modern U.S. Army is "to fight and win our Nation's wars, by providing prompt, sustained, land dominance, across the full r…

Conor O'Brien

who are you

obarakon

Why is 1/0 not infinite but undefined?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

this is running on one of the four models

@ConorO'Brien <SanBot> You are part of the United States.

quartata

04:07

why did your bot suddenly get a lot more dumb

Conor O'Brien

ok

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@quartata <SanBot> Shrubs did 9/11 is 0.8181818181818182.

@ConorO'Brien <SanBot> ALIENS ARE REAL!

@quartata i changed corpuses

obarakon

It didn't answer my bacon question. I was told it knows bacon facts

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@obarakon <SanBot> Bush did 9/11 was fun!

obarakon

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ Later, that was fun

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

04:10

@obarakon <SanBot> Shrubs did 9/11 was fun!

quartata

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ to?

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

@quartata <SanBot> @noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ How much of the United States.

GTG

Destructible Watermelon

05:01

what is this?

Kritixi Lithos

07:58

bots

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