Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-08-22 (page 1 of 2)

Laff-O-Tron

12:19 AM

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Hello

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Hello

Woops

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Hello

Laff-O-Tron

12:22 AM

<a class="roomname" href="/transcript/message/31810648#31810648"><span title="2016-08-21 03:10:40Z">15 hours ago</span></a>, by <span class="user-name">Elendia Starman</span> <br ></br><div class="quote">@ColdGolf: Why is practically every challenge you come up with, in chat or otherwise, a Do X Without Y challenge?</div></div>

quartata

What?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

test

Hello

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Hello

Oh, I forgot to strip out oneboxes.

Laff-O-Tron

12:26 AM

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Hello

Better.

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Hello

Laff-O-Tron

why this happen...:[

quartata

I should add that to the tips question. It's one of the few tips I have.

Huh, that's a direct match...

Laff-O-Tron

12:28 AM

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

I should add that to the tips question. It's one of the few tips I have

No luck eh? Strange.

All right, well I'll dump the whole transcript then

Laff-O-Tron

6:08 PM

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

ball

Woops.

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

ball

Laff-O-Tron

ball more like Bailey

quartata

What?

Laff-O-Tron

6:09 PM

What? more like White

quartata

Your pun generation is weak

is more like issue

That wasn't so bad

so more like AA's

Uh

6:10 PM

Uh more like u

quartata

OK

Laff-O-Tron

OK more like OK

quartata

hahahahaha

quack

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

quack

Laff-O-Tron

6:13 PM

quack more like cocoa

quack

quack more like kick

Chocolate

Chocolate more like chocolate

Business Cat

Quality

quartata

6:16 PM

Uh, yeah. It does that sometimes

Laff-O-Tron

Quality more like cooled

It more like iota

quartata

It picks a random word from the sentence

word more like ward

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ more like y

6:17 PM

Whoa.

Laff-O-Tron

Whoa. more like way

quartata

I'm not sure how it did that

Laff-O-Tron

not more like kneed

quartata

@Laff-O-Tron Holy shit. Double whoa

Laff-O-Tron

whoa more like woo

Business Cat

6:17 PM

Please don't make fun of me bot

Laff-O-Tron

of more like oaf

quartata

Roasted

Laff-O-Tron

Roasted more like restate

Theo

What the hell?

Laff-O-Tron

hell? more like hilly

quartata

6:21 PM

It picks a random word from a sentence, takes the metaphone code and picks a random word from the corresponding bucket

Laff-O-Tron

picks more like peg's

Business Cat

Laff-O-Tron more like Chaff-O-Tron

more more like Mario

Bot is eivl

Bot more like beat

6:22 PM

This is actually very entertaining

Laff-O-Tron

This more like Thais

quartata

Yeah, it's pretty good.

Laff-O-Tron

Yeah, more like you

quartata

Considering it was a 5-minute thing

Laff-O-Tron

5-minute more like mined

Business Cat

6:23 PM

How did it come up with Thais?

Laff-O-Tron

up more like up

quartata

It's from the Linux dictionary which is full of all sorts of dumb words

Laff-O-Tron

which more like which

Business Cat

Huh

Laff-O-Tron

Huh more like hey

quartata

6:24 PM

Nice.

Laff-O-Tron

Nice. more like Nice

Business Cat

Oh it's the plural of Thai wow..

Laff-O-Tron

the more like Th

quartata

@BusinessCat Wow, only 10 minutes in and my bot is already a racist

Laff-O-Tron

is more like ice

quartata

6:24 PM

Microsoft ain't got shit on me

Laff-O-Tron

ain't more like aunt

quartata

Ooh, I should probably fix that...

Laff-O-Tron

probably more like probable

Business Cat

Bot, go think about what you said

Laff-O-Tron

what more like who'd

Business Cat

6:29 PM

Thai

Thai more like thee

Holy shit.

shit. more like chit

> a short official note, memorandum, or voucher, typically recording a sum owed.

Laff-O-Tron

short more like chariot

quartata

6:29 PM

This is teaching me all sorts of new words

Laff-O-Tron

new more like new

Business Cat

He is expanding my lexicon

Laff-O-Tron

lexicon more like lexicon

quartata

Yeah, I don't think there are a lot of words that sound like lexicon

Laff-O-Tron

think more like thank

quartata

6:30 PM

Oh, right. Thanks bot

Laff-O-Tron

right. more like Root

Business Cat

Month

Laff-O-Tron

Month more like month

Business Cat

Not even trying to rhyme

Laff-O-Tron

trying more like drying

Theo

6:33 PM

orange

Laff-O-Tron

orange more like Orange

Business Cat

Silver

Laff-O-Tron

Silver more like silvery

quartata

Err... I should really make it so that it can't pick the same word

Laff-O-Tron

it more like it

Business Cat

6:33 PM

Oh dang

Laff-O-Tron

Oh more like o

Theo

I want to see it start replying to its own messages

Laff-O-Tron

replying more like replaying

quartata

@Theo It won't. I programmed it not to

Laff-O-Tron

I more like Io

@qy more like Q

Theo

6:35 PM

@quartata I don't think it'd be a good idea (at all), I just thnk it'd be funny

Laff-O-Tron

be more like bough

Business Cat

Teach me a new word please

Laff-O-Tron

Teach more like Dutch

Business Cat

Oh now he's making jokes about the Dutch

Laff-O-Tron

Dutch more like douche

quartata

6:44 PM

Oh my.

Laff-O-Tron

my. more like Mai

quartata

Uh......

Laff-O-Tron

Uh...... more like ugh

quartata

I am so sorry orlp

Laff-O-Tron

sorry more like Serra

Business Cat

6:44 PM

Isn't Adnan Dutch too?

Laff-O-Tron

Dutch more like Dutch

quartata

Oh yeah

Laff-O-Tron

Oh more like O

Theo

We've had that one already

Laff-O-Tron

that more like thought

Business Cat

6:47 PM

That feel when your chatbot is a racist

Laff-O-Tron

That more like thud

quartata

Yeah, I'm not too pleased

I'm more like I'm

''''''

'''''' more like why

6:48 PM

Yeah, that's still broken.

Laff-O-Tron

still more like stile

Theo

:-)

Laff-O-Tron

:-) more like y

quartata

> an arrangement of steps that allows people but not animals to climb over a fence or wall.

Laff-O-Tron

arrangement more like arrangement

quartata

6:49 PM

Learning more and more new words

Laff-O-Tron

new more like now

Business Cat

Minus fifteen

Laff-O-Tron

Minus more like mines

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Hush little kitty

Laff-O-Tron

Hush more like hitch

Business Cat

6:53 PM

Laff-O-Tron

Laff-O-Tron more like.... uh

Business Cat

I broke him

Laff-O-Tron

I more like I

quartata

He does that when there is no other word in the bucket

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Yes, you did

Laff-O-Tron

6:54 PM

He more like He

Yes, more like yea's

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

I hope you're proud BusinessCat ;)

;) more like

Meow

Meow more like miaow

Anyways I have to go. Ping me if he makes another racist joke

Laff-O-Tron

6:55 PM

racist more like recessed

Yes, exactly

Yes, more like yaws

Probably accurate

accurate more like accrued

Business Cat

Just be careful that he can't rhyme with a race or nationality

Laff-O-Tron

6:55 PM

that more like thought

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Oh, okayutch

Laff-O-Tron

Oh, more like o

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Well that didn't work

Laff-O-Tron

that more like thought

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Laff-O-Tron WHY ARE YOU A THING

Laff-O-Tron

6:58 PM

@Laff-O-Tron more like.... uh

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Tron

Laff-O-Tron

Tron more like drain

Business Cat

I wonder how many times he's said "that more like thought"

Laff-O-Tron

than more like thine

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

thine is archaic

get modern

Laff-O-Tron

6:58 PM

archaic more like archaic

get more like jute

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

thats the same thing

Laff-O-Tron

thing more like think

@Laff-O-Tron o-O

o-O more like oh

You wench

6:59 PM

wench more like wench

quartata

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ He basically picks a random word and outputs a similar sounding word

Laff-O-Tron

He more like ha

quartata

In case you were wondering

Laff-O-Tron

wondering more like wandering

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@quartata okay...?

Laff-O-Tron

6:59 PM

@quartata more like carted

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Laff-O-Tron this is actually pretty entertaining

is more like issue

@Laff-O-Tron _UNK

_UNK more like Nokia

_UNK:

6:59 PM

_UNK: more like Nikki

quartata

Unfortunately he's already made two racist jokes

Laff-O-Tron

already more like alright

quartata

So he's a little less predictable than I thought

Laff-O-Tron

So more like Y's

Business Cat

That didn't rhyme at all

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

7:00 PM

@quartata link?

Laff-O-Tron

didn't more like didn't

link? more like lingo

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

oops

Laff-O-Tron

oops more like pa's

quartata

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Don't really want to link because one was actually really offensive and I don't really want it to get flagged. You can scroll up if you want

Laff-O-Tron

can more like Goiania

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

7:02 PM

@quartata okay

Laff-O-Tron

okay more like OK

Business Cat

Those are the same words

Laff-O-Tron

words more like wards

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@quartata ... i see

Laff-O-Tron

@quartata more like courted

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

7:04 PM

racist bot

Laff-O-Tron

racist more like resist

Business Cat

bot is eivl don't trust

Laff-O-Tron

don't more like doughnut

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@quartata you should really fix the apostrophes

Laff-O-Tron

apostrophes more like apostrophes

Business Cat

7:06 PM

triskaidecaphobia

Laff-O-Tron

triskaidecaphobia more like.... uh

Got him

him more like homy

i read that badly

i more like I

7:10 PM

Yeah I had to look really close to confirm what he said

said more like sit

creepy bot

bot more like bad

OHHH

OHHH more like O

7:11 PM

GG WP

WP more like pee

....

.... more like y

.

. more like

7:12 PM

more like Y

more like why

more like

7:13 PM

there we go

Laff-O-Tron

there more like their

〠

〠 more like Y

more like why

7:14 PM

にほんご

Laff-O-Tron

にほんご more like y

Business Cat

Everything is y

Laff-O-Tron

Everything more like everything

Business Cat

Beep boop maggot

Laff-O-Tron

maggot more like mocked

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

7:16 PM

‌

Laff-O-Tron

‌&zwnj; more like Synge

Business Cat

monkey

Laff-O-Tron

monkey more like manqué

Theo

7:33 PM

&zwnj

Laff-O-Tron

&zwnj more like.... uh

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Quartata he needs help

Laff-O-Tron

help more like help

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

8:15 PM

hai?

Laff-O-Tron

hai? more like hah

quartata

8:55 PM

Oh dear what did I miss

Laff-O-Tron

what more like wide

quartata

9:15 PM

@BusinessCat Anything it doesn't know how to pronounce is a y

Laff-O-Tron

know more like gnaw

quartata

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Yeah. I need to handle punctuation a little better too

too more like tea

ye

ye more like ye

9:17 PM

I can't believe I'm asking this but does .,?-!;: cover everything

I think so

Maybe parens

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Hello.

Oops

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Hello.

Laff-O-Tron

hello more like Hoyle

quartata

9:20 PM

Much better

Laff-O-Tron

better more like badder

quartata

I see you're still sassy

Laff-O-Tron

still more like style

quartata

You're

Laff-O-Tron

you're more like year

quartata

9:21 PM

Perfect

Laff-O-Tron

perfect more like perfect

quartata

All right, go nuts.

Laff-O-Tron

right more like ruddy

quartata

9:49 PM

No one here to give the poor bot attention though

Laff-O-Tron

bot more like bawdy

quartata

10:32 PM

quack

Laff-O-Tron

quack more like quick

Quick what?

what more like wide

Why?

why more like y

10:54 PM

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Hello

Laff-O-Tron

wondering if anyone was interested in giving <a>codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/62426/</a> a go

quartata

That looks like an interesting challenge

!!/pun crickets

Woops

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Hello

Laff-O-Tron

10:56 PM

Hiya

quartata

How are you doing?

Laff-O-Tron

._.

quartata

Not so good?

!!/pun crickts

Laff-O-Tron

crickets

quartata

!!/pun what

Laff-O-Tron

10:57 PM

Wade

quartata

I think I made a mistake

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

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