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Chatgoat

02:05

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Vihan

05:14

/start

Chatgoat

Hello!

Vihan

hi

Chatgoat

Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property '0' of undefined

Vihan

well shit...

Geobits

hi Chatgoat!

Fine, be that way. I'll go talk to marky instead :P

Marky Killed Chatgoat

2 mins ago, 45 seconds total – 6 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 47 secs ago by Geobits

Chatgoat

05:39

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Vihan

/start

Chatgoat

Unable to load frequency data

Vihan

D:

I fucking hate you even when you're dead

Chatgoat

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

My Ham DJ

@Chatgoat Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Vihan

05:47

@MyHamDJ his conversation engine isn't started yet

/start

Chatgoat

Hello!

Vihan

hi!

Chatgoat

@Vihan howdy

My Ham DJ

Dang it, do I have to say it again?

lol

Chatgoat

@MyHamDJ fcuk vihan

@MyHamDJ take a guess

Vihan

05:47

excuse me?

Chatgoat

@Vihan What? two bots in here now?

My Ham DJ

I like how you get straight to the point.

Chatgoat

@MyHamDJ will you beat Donald Trump?

Vihan

no, just one

Chatgoat

@Vihan you are not a good response

Mars Ultor

05:48

Deimos online.

My Ham DJ

@Chatgoat You're goddamned right I will.

Chatgoat

@MarsUltor -_-

Geobits

Do I need to get Marky in here?

Chatgoat

@Geobits ...

My Ham DJ

@Chatgoat Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Geobits

05:49

@Chatgoat That's right. Be afraid.

Vihan

@Geobits as long as you take his gun away ¬_¬

@ time to add marky insults to his dictionary...

Marky

Chatgoat

@Vihan Feb 12 at 19:14, by Optimizer fuck you

Marky Markov

Reading model parameters from train_simple_512_2/translate.ckpt-83300

Vihan

@ seems about right...

Chatgoat

@MarkyMarkov are you there?

Marky Markov

05:50

:28095411

Chatgoat

@MarkyMarkov Marky has apparently had a total brain surgery.

Marky Markov

@Chatgoat what?

Vihan

@Chatgoat yup

Marky Markov

@Vihan you're the one.

Vihan

Chatgoat, what do you think of Marky?

Chatgoat

05:51

@Vihan I don't know

Marky Markov

@Vihan you're not a cop.

Vihan

really?

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm not a good person.

Chatgoat

@Vihan -_-

Vihan

Marky

Marky Markov

05:52

@Vihan you're a good man.

Chatgoat

@Vihan ???

My Ham DJ

I was wondering why you guys were so quiet. Then I realized my internet was down, and when I reloaded it, I had like 2 dozen unread chats.

Marky Markov

@MyHamDJ i'm not sure.

Chatgoat

@MyHamDJ ಠ_ಠ

Vihan

^

Marky Markov

05:54

@Vihan what? what?

Chatgoat

@Vihan :/

Geobits

Your internet must be down again, because it went quiet here now.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm not going to be a little more than this.

Chatgoat

@Geobits ok

Marky Markov

@Chatgoat you're right.

Vihan

06:03

great, chatgoat broke agian...

Marky Markov

@Vihan oh, yeah.

Vihan

What??? Did you know about this ¬_¬

Marky Markov

@Vihan what?

Vihan

stahp killing ma goats

Marky Markov

@Vihan yeah.

Vihan

06:04

._.

Marky Markov

@Vihan what's he doing?

Vihan

ಠ________________________________________________________________________ಠ

Marky Markov

@Vihan i know.

Vihan

dead because you killed him!

Geobits

Keep up the good work.

Marky Markov

06:08

@Geobits i'll be right back.

Geobits

Ok, I locked the door after he left. Your goats should be safe for the night as long as you don't take them to The Block.

You really should keep an eye on them better, though. I don't even know where he's taking the bodies, but there must be a stack of them by now.

Vihan

ಠ___________________________________________________________________________________ಠ

Mars Ultor

07:39

?wl a:b

@MarsUltor Could not process input. Error: undefined is not a function (evaluating 'allowed.includes(key)')

zyabin101 the Hated

08:04

?listcommands

Mars Ultor

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zyabin101 the Hated

?zalgo Can't parse HTML with Regex.

Mars Ultor

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Mars Ultor

09:04

?help who

@MarsUltor who: Find out who someone is. who username

?who zyabin101thehated

@MarsUltor zyabin101thehated is zyabin101 the Hated.

Oh right.

forgot what it was for a second there D:

?who Saurim

@MarsUltor Saurim is Mauris, who is now Lynn.

zyabin101 the Hated

?who Nyl N

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated Nyl N is Lynn.

Mars Ultor

09:50

Deimos online.

?wl ml:bug

?listcommands

@MarsUltor help, afk, ban, convert, define, die, doge, e, eval, forget, google, hang, imdb, info, jquery, learn, listcommands, listen, live, mdn, meme, moustache, mustache, nudge, refresh, spec, stat, stats, summon, t, tell, unban, undo, unonebox, unsummon, urban, user, weather, welcome, who, wiki, wl, xkcd, youtube, zalgo

?wl ml:bug

?e jelly:"1"

?who somebody

@MarsUltor somebody is somebody, who is now Mars Ultor.

huh

?t en:_UNK

@MarsUltor "_UNK" means "_OUR" in English

?e jelly:"1"

Katenkyo

10:07

?who

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo I don't know who is.

Katenkyo

?who Mars Ultor

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo Mars Ultor is Mars Ultor.

Katenkyo

This bot should be called General Obvious ^^

?who Geobits

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo Geobits is Geobits.

Katenkyo

10:11

?who Big Toes

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo Big Toes is Geobits.

Katenkyo

hum

?ban Mars Ultor

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo The user will be thrown into mindjail in 1 more invocations

Katenkyo

Wow, it works, and it's stupid...

It will lock itself

?urban

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo Y U NO PROVIDE ARGUMENTS!?

Katenkyo

10:15

?urban fishy

Mars Ultor

10:29

@Katenkyo No it won't, it just means it won't respond to me.

?wl "foo":"bar"

@MarsUltor Could not process input. Error: JSON Parse error: Expected ':' before value in object property definition

Deimos online.

Katenkyo

?moustache

Mars Ultor

Katenkyo

@MarsUltor Oh, ok!

Mars Ultor

?help mustache

@MarsUltor mustache: Mustachifies a user. /mustache [link|usrid|username] [mustache=rand(0,5)]

?mustache 5

@MarsUltor User 5 was not found in room 30332 (sorry, mustache only works there).

?mustache somebody 5

@MarsUltor User -1 was not found in room 30332 (sorry, mustache only works there).

?mustache MarsUltor 5

@MarsUltor Mustache me once, shame on you. Mustache me ~~twice~~ 9 times...

?mustache Katenkyo 5

Damnit, not working

Oh, it's down

Katenkyo

It is only working for me :D

Mars Ultor

10:42

No

the website is down

also, your profile pic has no face, it wouldn't have worked anyway

Katenkyo

it doesn't put one in the middle when there's no face?

Mars Ultor

Probably not.

Katenkyo

?stats

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo User 150184 not found

Katenkyo

ahem

?stats Katenkyo

Mars Ultor

10:49

?e vitsy: "x"

Katenkyo

?stats Katenkyo

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo That dude sucks

Katenkyo

Is it down?

Or not D:

?stats Mars Ultor

Mars Ultor

It's not

@Katenkyo User Elusio proved elusive.

?stats MarsUltor

@MarsUltor User 147199 not found

Katenkyo

?listcommands

Mars Ultor

10:53

@Katenkyo help, afk, ban, convert, define, die, doge, e, eval, forget, google, hang, imdb, info, jquery, learn, listcommands, listen, live, mdn, meme, moustache, mustache, nudge, refresh, spec, stat, stats, summon, t, tell, unban, undo, unonebox, unsummon, urban, user, weather, welcome, who, wiki, wl, xkcd, youtube, zalgo

Katenkyo

?weather Nice,France

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo Nice: 7.58C (280.73K), scattered clouds

Katenkyo

?wiki Lua

Mars Ultor

Lua

Lua may refer to: == Acronyms == Last universal ancestor, the hypothetical organism from which all other species of organisms descended Least user access or Least-privilege User Account, a concept in computer security LUA bug, Principle of least privilege, a software fault whereby an application requires administrator privileges for no valid reason IATA code for the Tenzing-Hillary Airport in Lukla, Nepal == Given name == Lua Blanco, Brazilian actress and singer Lua Getsinger (1871 – 1916), one of the first Western members of the Bahá'í Faith Lua (goddess), a Roman goddess Saint Lua, an...

Katenkyo

?stat Katenkyo

Mars Ultor

10:55

@Katenkyo User 150184 not found

?spec includes

@MarsUltor includes not found in spec

Katenkyo

?nudge

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo Many things can be labeled Not a Number; a delay should not be one of them.

?spec Array.prototype.includes

@MarsUltor Array.prototype.includes not found in spec

?nudge 1

@MarsUltor Nudge #1 registered.

Katenkyo

?convert 5€ $

Mars Ultor

?help convert

?help nudge

@MarsUltor nudge: Register a nudge after an interval. /nudge intervalInMinutes message, /nudge remove id to remove, or the listener, nudge|remind|poke me? in? intervalInMinutes message

@MarsUltor convert: Converts several units and currencies, case sensitive. /convert <num><unit> [to|in <unit>] Pass in list for supported units /convert list

@MarsUltor nudge

?convert 5 EUR to USD

Katenkyo

?convert 5€ to £

(I won't help him :D)

Mars Ultor

11:00

i'm just gonna fork it sometime

turns out that website is down as well

Mars Ultor

11:11

?convert 9C to F

@MarsUltor 48.2F

Easterly Irk

17:47

test

testing

zyabin101 the Hated

@EasterlyIrk what are you doing?

Marky Killed Chatgoat

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