Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-03-07 (page 3 of 3)

zyabin101 the Hated

11:00

:)

Mars Ultor

wait what

weird

oh wait

zyabin101 the Hated

@Katenkyo It isn't. ^^^^^

Mars Ultor

?t fr en_US: Salut!

@MarsUltor "Salut!" means "Hello!" in French

@zyabin101theHated It is

?e vitsy: "x"

zyabin101 the Hated

?t en_US ru_RU: Hello, World!

Mars Ultor

:28070394

@zyabin101theHated "Hello, World!" means "Привет мир!" in English

?e jelly: "1"

:28070401

zyabin101 the Hated

11:03

?e vitsy: "X"

Mars Ultor

...

:28070404

@zyabin101theHated Don't, it's broken

zyabin101 the Hated

<== :... ==> I see.

Mars Ultor

but

idk why there's no result

?e jelly: "³"

:28070448

I'm restarting the bot.

Deimos online.

?e jelly: "³"

Error 400 occured, I will call the maid (@Zirak)

?t en_US ru: Hello, World!

@MarsUltor That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: t

?t en_US ru: Hello, World!

@MarsUltor "Hello, World!" means "Привет мир!" in Russian

:D

?e jelly: "³"

Error 400 occured, I will call the maid (@Zirak)

?e jelly: "12"

Error 400 occured, I will call the maid (@Zirak)

zyabin101 the Hated

@MarsUltor Zirak never visited this room.

Mars Ultor

I know

It's Zirak's bot though, so that's why it's like that

Katenkyo

11:14

?listcommands

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo help, afk, ban, convert, define, die, doge, e, eval, forget, google, hang, imdb, info, jquery, learn, listcommands, listen, live, mdn, meme, moustache, mustache, nudge, refresh, spec, stat, stats, summon, t, tell, unban, undo, unonebox, unsummon, urban, user, weather, welcome, who, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo

Katenkyo

?xkcd 150

Mars Ultor

I've looked into this, and I can't figure out a way to do it cheaply. And I guess it wouldn't be sanitary.

Katenkyo

?doge

Mars Ultor

      wow
               many fail
                      so user
much pro

zyabin101 the Hated

11:15

?xkcd

Mars Ultor

On the other hand, it took us embarrassingly long to clue in to the lung cancer/cigarette thing, so I guess the real lesson is "figuring out which ideas are true is hard."

zyabin101 the Hated

?doge call, this, command, like, above

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo those are default features btw

      wow
                       much call
so  this
             many  command
                             such  like
very  above

Katenkyo

@MarsUltor The base of your bots isn't yours?

?meme

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo deskflip, fuu, iseewhatyoudidthere, no, notbad, ohyou, okay, troll, trollface, youdontsay

No

github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot

Katenkyo

11:16

?meme youdontsay

Mars Ultor

zyabin101 the Hated

?meme deskflip

Mars Ultor

zyabin101 the Hated

all the ?memes link to dead images

Mars Ultor

The site is down.

Katenkyo

11:18

?die

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo I will shut up after 1 more invocations.

noooo

Katenkyo

:D

?die

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo Already registered; still need 1 more

zyabin101 the Hated

@Katenkyo Only @MarsUltor should kill @MarsUltor.

Katenkyo

How many times will he ask me for "1 more"

Mars Ultor

11:18

?alive

@MarsUltor That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: live

Katenkyo

?die live

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo Already registered; still need 1 more

zyabin101 the Hated

?live

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated You do not have permission to use the command live

?live

@MarsUltor You do not have permission to use the command live

zyabin101 the Hated

@MarsUltor ^

Katenkyo

11:19

So everybody can shut it down, but no one can ?live him x)

Mars Ultor

what

?die

Katenkyo

?t fr en_US: crève!

looks like he finally died :)

Mars Ultor

?live

zyabin101 the Hated

@Deimos ?

Mars Ultor

?t en_US: Guten Abend

zyabin101 the Hated

11:26

?t en_US ru_RU: I will derive!

Mars Ultor

ugh

?live

it's broken :(

it was doing it, just not posting to chat

Deimos online.

?e vitsy: "x"

zyabin101 the Hated

?t en_US ru_RU: I will derive!

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated "I will derive!" means "Я извлекут!" in undefined

zyabin101 the Hated

"..." means "..." in undefined. Wat.

Mars Ultor

that's cause russian is ru

Deimos online.

but fixing anyway

zyabin101 the Hated

11:32

?t en_US ru: I will derive!

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated "I will derive!" means "Я извлекут!" in Russian

zyabin101 the Hated

?t en_US gr: Deimos started.

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated "Deimos started." means "Deimos started." in undefined

zyabin101 the Hated

?t en_US el: Deimos started.

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated "Deimos started." means "Δείμος ξεκίνησε." in Greek

zyabin101 the Hated

11:35

?t en_US el: Deimos online.

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated "Deimos online." means "Δείμος σε απευθείας σύνδεση." in Greek

?e vitsy: "X"

zyabin101 the Hated

?t el en_US: Δείμος σε απευθείας σύνδεση.

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated "Δείμος σε απευθείας σύνδεση." means "Deimos online." in undefined

zyabin101 the Hated

?t el en_US: σε απευθείας σύνδεση

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated "σε απευθείας σύνδεση" means "live streaming" in undefined

?t el en: σε απευθείας σύνδεση

@MarsUltor "σε απευθείας σύνδεση" means "live streaming" in English

You don't need the el, google autodetects most things

zyabin101 the Hated

11:42

@MarsUltor I thought it would be different, as with all online translators.

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated ?

zyabin101 the Hated

@MarsUltor So actually, this means Deimos is live streaming.

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated Wait, what?

zyabin101 the Hated

Δείμος is Greek for Deimos.

σε απευθείας σύνδεση means live streaming, as Deimos says.

Concatenated, this means Deimos is live streaming.

Mars Ultor

Weird.

?t el: online

@MarsUltor "online" means "σε απευθείας σύνδεση" in Greek

Maybe greek uses the same words for livestream and online?

?t en: απευθείας

@MarsUltor "απευθείας" means "direct" in English

?t en: σύνδεση

@MarsUltor Could not process input. Error: null is not an object (evaluating 'parsed[2]')

@MarsUltor "σύνδεση" means "login" in English

What.

zyabin101 the Hated

11:49

Wat.

Mars Ultor

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

?stats zyabin101 the hater

@MarsUltor User Elusio proved elusive.

?stats zyabin101thehater

@MarsUltor User Elusio proved elusive.

?stats

@MarsUltor User 147199 not found

zyabin101 the Hated

?stats

Mars Ultor

@zyabin101theHated User 183551 not found

zyabin101 the Hated

Also, I'm the hated, not the hater.

@MarsUltor What is that?

Mars Ultor

12:25

?listcommands

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zyabin101 the Hated

?e vitsy: "X"

Mars Ultor

it's broken

Katenkyo

@MarsUltor again :)

Mars Ultor

*still

idk how to get it to work for TIO

zyabin101 the Hated

?t ru: Vitsy T.C.

Mars Ultor

12:33

@zyabin101theHated "Vitsy T.C." means "Немногие Агар Т.С." in Russian

what

zyabin101 the Hated

Nope... it is English for "Vitsy T.C." ^^

Mars Ultor

that's not from english

zyabin101 the Hated

That's Vitsy's full name... :P

Mars Ultor

How?

zyabin101 the Hated

Vitsy To Close, she's called (Also, it's sarcasm :P).

Why the eval service isn't working?

Mars Ultor

12:43

idk

Katenkyo

13:05

?t marky en_US: _UNK

Oh, bot's down, I wanted to discover the true meaning of _UNK D:

Mars Ultor

what

?t en: _UNK

@MarsUltor "_UNK" means "_OUR" in English

Katenkyo

...

That was unexpected...

Mars Ultor

google translate doesn't support marky yet though

zyabin101 the Hated

@MarsUltor And never will.

Mars Ultor

?welcome katenkyo

@katenkyo Welcome to the JavaScript chat! Please review the room rules. Please don't ask if you can ask or if anyone's around; just ask your question, and if anyone's free and interested they'll help.

hmm

Katenkyo

13:09

@MarsUltor You'll have to modify this message ^^

Mars Ultor

too lazy, it's in a source file

Katenkyo

ಠ_ಠ

Mars Ultor

and the bot's using the file from Zirak's repo

have no idea how to get it to use a local file

don't really feel like forking it

Katenkyo

bute didn't you change some part of it (for the TIO thing)?

Mars Ultor

yeah

that's in the file i'm running

all the default plugins are in the source file

Geobits

13:47

Since Marky talks a lot and can interfere with "bot testing", I set up a room for him to hang out in more often. He'll still drop by here from time to time, but otherwise you can find him in The Block.

4

Mars Ultor

:D

@Geobits Maybe you can set Marky to chat only on 10-20% of messages?

Geobits

I figured you might like that ;)

Mars Ultor

and those that don't start with ?/!

*those that do

Geobits

@MarsUltor Maybe, but he'd have to scale. I often talk one-on-one with him, and it wouldn't work very well if he only responded to one out of five.

Mars Ultor

Hmm

I think there should be different settings for different chat channels

In some (like here) maybe he could only respond when pinged

Geobits

13:53

I'll have to think about it some. I'm sure there's a good general solution, but I'm not sure what it is yet.

Mars Ultor

Deimos online.

Geobits

Phobos offline.

Mars Ultor

What whould Phobos bot do?

Geobits

Probably follow Deimos around, pestering him like siblings do.

Mars Ultor

Hmm

IDK if I should make a bot swarm (meaning once Deimos goes down, another takes over) answering commands

Katenkyo

14:00

Why would Deimos go down?

Mars Ultor

when I go to school

I have no internet for some reason D:

Katenkyo

Then the others would go down too ^^

Mars Ultor

yeah, but if I release the source

get a few people to start signal hubs

then all bots can connect to those

when one goes offline, another one can activate

?wl ml:bug

@MarsUltor Could not process input. Error: undefined is not a function (evaluating 'allowed.includes(key)')

Katenkyo

Hum, everyon would have to keep their source code updated

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo not necessarily

just make release intervals really long

or release update notifications over signalhub

Katenkyo

14:05

still not a fan of this solution

Mars Ultor

Deimos online.

?wl ml:bug

@MarsUltor Could not process input. Error: undefined is not a function (evaluating 'allowed.includes(key)')

Mars Ultor

14:21

Deimos online.

zyabin101 the Hated

14:33

wl is a private command, yes?

@MarsUltor Phobos?

Mars Ultor

Geobits' joke

Idk what I could use it for

?help wl

@MarsUltor wl: Find words like other ones. See here for the original API. wl [(syn|hom|hyp...)]

@zyabin101theHated ^

zyabin101 the Hated

?wl syn:build

Mars Ultor

Doesn't work yet

zyabin101 the Hated

16:33

?listcommands

Mars Ultor

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