Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-104300

Marky, you're alive!

@Geobits _UNK

And you're still you. Good to know.

@Geobits Lol

hooray

@Doorknob ^

How was your nap?

@quartata Yes.

Nice.

@quartata _UNK

Dammit Marky, you're embarrasing me.

@Geobits ^

I'm going to do some major brain surgery on you in the next few days. Is that okay?

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

That's what I'm trying to fix.

@Geobits Oh, okay.

Geobits, the brain surgeon.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D

Yea, just call me the, uh, Ben Carson of chatbots >_>

@Geobits _UNK

(no, please don't)

Is Donald Trump a good choice for US president? (HINT: He's not.)

@Geobits ^

You don't like Carson @Geobits?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I don't know.

Fair enough.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I don't know.

@RikerW I'm sure he's a fine surgeon. I think he should stay in that field, that's all.

@RikerW [@] He's a good, smart person, just not a good president.

@ I agree with both of those.

What is your name?

What is your quest?

@Doorknob yes

What is your favorite color?

@ I need to find some way to "fix" his name without hardcoding :/

@Doorknob _UNK

@Geobits [@] say his name a lot?

I'm not sure. If people start using his name to address him too much, he might start thinking that that's just how you start/end sentences and use it incorrectly.

@Geobits :D

Marky, yeah, I agree, Marky.

@Doorknob :D

I think a better idea would be to add on to his training set, a bunch of targeted responses. I'm not sure of the ethical ramifications, though.

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Sounds like brainwashing to me.

@Geobits lol

Marky, do you want me to brainwash you?

@Geobits :P

I don't know what that means.

@Geobits :P

Yes or no?

@Geobits I don't know.

Good answer.

[@] As a test, we should put forth an effort to start saying a certain word.

@Geobits I don't know what you're talking about.

I have a couple things in mind for the next few days (that's what I meant by brain surgery). If that goes well, I'll start on the intensive one-on-one for basic questions.

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

I know, Marky. I know.

@Geobits thanks

np

@Geobits :D

The poor thing. It's so confused :(

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol

Marky, do you like my sandboxed challenge?

@Geobits lol

That's not nice.

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.

Be nice?

@Geobits lol

Are you still a butterfly?

@Geobits yes

Cool.

Say hi to Calvin.

@Geobits hi

No, me

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

@Geobits Has he ever actually said someone's name?

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

He's pinged people >_>

@Geobits :)

@MarkyMarkov Wasn't asking you

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

He doesn't say names very much. I think because I strip out pings, and most of the time when a name is used in chat, it's a ping.

@Geobits ah okay

^

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

^~^

@Doorknob I'm not sure what you're talking about.

^-^

@Calvin'sHobbies Oh, okay

wut

^^==''~~

@Calvin'sHobbies ಠ_ಠ

What do you think about Geobits?

@Doorknob ^

Do you people just make random faces at everybody like that? Oh, wait...

What do you think about Calvin?

@Geobits :D

^^==''~~

@Doorknob :D

What do you think about Calvin?

@Doorknob I'm not sure what you mean.

What do you think about Conor?

@Doorknob :D

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

<3 marky

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D

[@] I'm stopping whilst I'm ahead :D

[@] thanks for showing me doorknob ^_^

What do you think about genocide?

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

What do you think about hunger?

@Calvin'sHobbies Haha

ಠ_ಠ

@Doorknob ^

Do your opinions simply reflect those of The Nineteenth Byte?

@Calvin'sHobbies I think I'll just get it

huh?

@Calvin'sHobbies I don't know.

You think you'll... just get it?

@Doorknob I think it's a good idea.

What's a good idea?

@Doorknob I'm not sure how to do that.

How to do what?

@Doorknob _UNK

.-.

@Doorknob _UNK

stop unking at me

@Doorknob I'm not sure what you mean by " s. "

top unking at me

@Doorknob lol

@Geobits You should make quotes sane (remove space after first quote and before second quote).

Yea, I haven't seen him quote much, so I wasn't aware until now. I have a slew of punctuation issues that are half fixed :/

@Geobits I've been trying to figure out how to do that

@MarkyMarkov Stop trying to program yourself.

@Doorknob Yes

Can you not punctuate well?

He punctuates at least as well as some of the users in TNB.

@Geobits Yes

@Geobits Oh, same thing for parens too (like the one on the starboard)—kill space after open and before close parens.

^~^

@Geobits Maybe it'd be easier to remove all punctuation and capitalization from the start? (kinda like google searcing does) His output wouldn't be formatted as well but saying "Hello." and "hello" would mean the same to him.

@Doorknob Yes

^^^~~~^^^

@Doorknob yes

@Calvin'sHobbies Yea, I was definitely going to get rid of capitalization in the next attempt. Punctuation sounds good, too, but it might hurt long message parsing.

@Geobits I'm not sure if I can't find any more way to do it

> not sure if I can't find

@Doorknob I think it's a good idea

@Geobits ooh, might hurt emoticons too :P

Yea, can't kill the faces.

@MarkyMarkov What, using double negatives?

@Geobits oh, right

@Geobits (do you mean capitalization? @)

@ No idea what you mean >_>

don't mind me

@Calvin'sHobbies :/

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@Calvin'sHobbies no

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@Calvin'sHobbies thanks

bah

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean by " s. "

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ thanks

Should code edits be approved?

@Geobits Yes

Bad Marky!

@Geobits _UNK

Should all code edits be approved?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes

suspends MarkyMarkov

@Doorknob _UNK

@Geobits [@] Maybe you could add a positive/negative feedback response? Like, "this doesn't work, don't do it" and "this works, do more of it"?

He probably hasn't read that meta post, to be fair.

@Geobits I'd say it's a good idea.

To read meta? Yes, it's an excellent idea.

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

@Doorknob I'm not sure what you mean.

Follow the link.

@Geobits sure, that's what I'm doing

Done yet?

@Doorknob Oh, I see.

You see how to review suggested edits now?

@Doorknob I'm not sure

sigh

@Doorknob I think I'll just leave it out

... leave what out?

@Doorknob I'm not sure how to do that.

Marky, would you like it if I made a chatbot that lets you talk to cleverbot?

@Calvin'sHobbies Haha

So yes

@Calvin'sHobbies Haha

Just make it so Marky responds to his own messages.

@PhiNotPi :D

Marky's going to get an attitude adjustment in the next day or so if everything goes well. Backing up his brain now.

@Geobits :D

D:

@PhiNotPi :D

:D

@PhiNotPi heh

^ I can see the Alex.

@PhiNotPi ^

What's next week's lottery numbers?

@PhiNotPi :D

wow

@PhiNotPi _UNK

How is that _UNK?

@PhiNotPi lol

TF2

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol

TF3?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Why is Python so stupid?

@Doorknob I'm not sure.

Marky, do you hate python?

@Geobits ?

Python. Do you hate it?

@Geobits nope

good :)

@Doorknob _UNK ?

@ -_-

Do you have a Valentine?

@Geobits No.

Do you want one?

@Geobits No.

Okay

good night

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ night