Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-13 (page 8 of 11)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

20:02

We want to give you money. First, you must become intelligent.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Are you intelligent?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Do you want to be intelligent?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

20:03

I asked you a question...

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I am not sure what you mean

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

...

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

........!

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :)

Alex A.

20:05

Trying to get a straight answer out of Marky is an exercise in futility.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. _UNK

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Case in point.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Don't )UNK me.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Haha

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

20:07

....

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ╭╮ಠ

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :)

Mast

_UNK

Marky Markov

@Mast :)

Mast

20:09

That's not funny.

Marky Markov

@Mast ^

Mast

It's sad.

Do you know what sad means?

Marky Markov

@Mast Haha

Mast

[@] Nope. He failed that one.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] Yeah...

Do you have feelings, Marky?

Marky Markov

20:10

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Haha

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Yes, or no.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Answer the question: Do you have feelings?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

oh! that's nice to know.

Marky Markov

20:11

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you mean.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Me, neither

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure

Calvin's Hobbies

,,,

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure

Mast

Marky, do you want to have feelings?

Marky Markov

20:20

@Mast yes

Mast

Do you understand what it means to 'want' something?

Marky Markov

@Mast No.

Mast

So how did you answer my previous question?

Marky Markov

@Mast I don't know what you mean.

Mast

[@] That actually makes sense.

Simon Forsberg

20:22

@Geobits Rumors say that you use Machine Learning for this bot

Geobits

I ran our chat transcipts into tensorflow's seq2seq model, yea.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

I didn't write it or anything.

Marky Markov

@Geobits sure

Geobits

Quit sassing me, Marky.

Marky Markov

20:23

@Geobits I think it's a good idea.

3

Geobits

You would.

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

Me too, frankly

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I've never heard of that.

Calvin's Hobbies

go post a challenge

Marky Markov

20:24

@Calvin'sHobbies Hello

Calvin's Hobbies

...

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.

Calvin's Hobbies

get smarter

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm going to go to bed now

3

Calvin's Hobbies

I guess sleeping helps relax the brain or something

Marky Markov

20:25

@Calvin'sHobbies Oh, right.

Calvin's Hobbies

Go to bed

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov Maybe you should check to see if you've learned anything new.

Marky Markov

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-78500

Mast

[@] You can make it update by talking to it?

Simon Forsberg

20:26

@Geobits tensorflow's seq2seq model? 1. Who's tensorflow?

Marky Markov

@SimonForsberg _UNK

Simon Forsberg

@MarkyMarkov Yeah yeah, _UNK on you too.

Marky Markov

@SimonForsberg :D

Geobits

@Simon tensorflow.org

Simon Forsberg

@Geobits You know anything about Machine Learning?

Mast

20:27

Marky, you're supposed to ignore messages if they start with a '@'.

Geobits

@Simon Not as much as I'd like :/

SirPython

@Mast I think it's different for messages that are @ing a specific message.

Geobits

Yea, actual replies only display an @. They really use :message_id.

Simon Forsberg

@Geobits I can highly recommend a Machine Learning course on coursera, which I am currently taking. Although it doesn't quite cover things like making a chat bot like this, but it's a big step on the way.

Marky Markov

@SimonForsberg I'm not sure how to do that

Geobits

20:29

@SimonForsberg What's the name of the course?

Mast

Oh, of-course, that makes things more complicated.

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

Geobits

Marky, I know you don't know.

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

Mast

@MarkyMarkov That's exactly the problem.

Marky Markov

20:29

@Mast _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

Say something besides _UNK.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ( I'm not sure if I'm not sure how to do that. )

Calvin's Hobbies

Well you just did it you see

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

....

Marky Markov

20:30

@Calvin'sHobbies Haha

Calvin's Hobbies

troll much?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure

Simon Forsberg

@Geobits coursera.org/learn/machine-learning

Mast

Marky, do you understand the concept of a 'troll'?

Marky Markov

@Mast No, I'm not sure.

Mast

20:32

Do you want to learn the concept of a 'troll'?

Marky Markov

@Mast yes

Geobits

@SimonForsberg Thanks!

Alex A.

@SimonForsberg Is that the one taught by that Stanford professor who works for (or started?) Coursera? @

Simon Forsberg

@AlexA. Yup, that's the one.

Marky Markov

@SimonForsberg I'm not sure what you mean

Simon Forsberg

20:33

You're not supposed to know what I mean, @MarkyMarkov.

Alex A.

Nice! I did the first half or so of that class but then got too busy and had to drop it. @

Pro-tip: If you put @ somewhere, Marky won't try to reply.

Simon Forsberg

I'm almost finished with the course, @Geobits @AlexA. It's awesome.

Alex A.

I had a class as part of my master's program that covered similar stuff. It was easily my favorite class I've taken, I think ever. @

Mast

Marky, do you know what the Ultimate Question is?

Marky Markov

@Mast yes, but it's not a _UNK

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Alex A.

20:36

hahahaha @

Calvin's Hobbies

Marky, what is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that.

Calvin's Hobbies

that's fair

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that

Simon Forsberg

@AlexA. understandable. And doing half of it is a good start. I am working on making a Neural Network be able to learn how to play different kinds of games. I did manage to teach it to play "21" (The cursed number game where you win/lose if you say 21)

What the hell is a _UNK anyway?

Marky Markov

20:39

@SimonForsberg I'm not sure how to do that.

Geobits

It's his unknown token. He only has a 40k word/token vocab.

Marky Markov

@Geobits lol

Simon Forsberg

You of all people should know that, Marky.

Okay, so whenever he says _UNK then.... ?

Marky Markov

@SimonForsberg lol

Simon Forsberg

Oh shut up, Marky.

Marky Markov

20:40

@SimonForsberg lol

Mast

@SimonForsberg The word of the day is @, shuts him up.

Geobits

Something like that. I actually have him look at recent messages and concat them to try to avoid _UNKing, but he still does it often enough.I'll be looking into that some more next week.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that

Hosch250

_UNKing

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.

Mast

20:41

_UNKing will be the new Monking.

Hosch250

You used to smile at me for that.

Marky Markov

@Mast _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you sure of anything, Marky?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies No, I'm not sure.

Hosch250

Are you still a butterfly, Marky?

Marky Markov

20:41

@Hosch250 yes

Calvin's Hobbies

Is Geobits smarter than you?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies No

Geobits

:/

Marky Markov

@Geobits :P

Hosch250

Will you always be a butterfly?

Marky Markov

20:42

@Hosch250 Yeah

Simon Forsberg

@Mast @ Yes, I know that already, but this time I actually wanted to see what he would say.

Mast

Marky, are you a smart butterfly?

Marky Markov

@Mast No

Mast

But you're smarter than Geobits?

Marky Markov

@Mast Yes.

Hosch250

20:43

What is Geobits?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 . I'm not sure.

Hosch250

@ That's not a bad answer.

Mast

@MarkyMarkov What's that . doing there in front of the response? @

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you a better butterfly than Geobits?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.

Mast

20:43

geobits-bashing

Marky Markov

@Mast nope

Geobits

Am I a bad butterfly?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

Geobits

That's not nice.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

20:44

I mean you're kinda mean.

Mast

You're not being very friendly, Marky.

Marky Markov

@Geobits ಠ_ಠ

Geobits

Don't take that tone with me, Marky.

Marky Markov

@Geobits :D

Hosch250

Are you a Swallowtail butterfly?

Marky Markov

20:44

@Hosch250 Yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Do you know who you are?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

Mast

@Geobits You did remember to put an off-switch on Marky, right? Right?!

Geobits

>_>

Marky Markov

@Geobits No

Mast

20:45

@MarkyMarkov You are Marky.

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure what you mean.

Mast

Your name is Marky Markov.

Hosch250

@ Why was he named "Marky Markov"?

Marky Markov

@Mast _UNK

Mast

My name is Mast.

Calvin's Hobbies

20:46

Have you taken over Geobits' computer yet?

Hosch250

Who are you?

Marky Markov

@Mast _UNK

Mast

Marky, do you know what a name is?

Marky Markov

@Mast ^

Geobits

@Calvin'sHobbies He generally leaves me 10-20% cpu time :D @

Hosch250

20:46

Who are you?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not.

2

Hosch250

LOL.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not.

Calvin's Hobbies

not what?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not.

Hosch250

20:47

He just isn't.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 ^

Calvin's Hobbies

ok then

Hosch250

He must be dead.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Calvin's Hobbies

I see

Marky Markov

20:48

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Calvin's Hobbies

Vision

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

Hosch250

Good bye, Marky. Be a good boy.

Calvin's Hobbies

Still prefer dogs to cats?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yeah

Mast

20:48

Marky, how much time do you spend reading our comments?

Marky Markov

@Mast Haha

Mast

Did you figure out what time is yet?

Marky Markov

@Mast . Yes.

Mast

Ah! Could you explain it to the illiterate?

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure how to do that

Mast

20:49

It's a tough subject, I know.

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure what you mean.

Mast

Time is a tough subject.

Marky Markov

@Mast :D

Mast

Do you like tough subjects?

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure how to do that.

Mast

20:51

Do you know how to like anything?

Marky Markov

@Mast . I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Geobits

Do you like Mast?

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.

Geobits

Do you like me?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Nope.

Mast

20:51

^^

Marky Markov

@Mast ^^^

Geobits

Do you like Alex?

Marky Markov

@Geobits No

Geobits

Do you like Doorknob?

Marky Markov

@Geobits ಠ_ಠ

Geobits

20:52

No need to get testy.

Marky Markov

@Geobits Oh, okay.

Doorknob

Do you like?

Marky Markov

@Doorknob No.

Doorknob

Do you?

Marky Markov

@Doorknob No.

Mast

20:55

Do?

Doorknob

Do?

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure

Doorknob

bearmonkey'd

Marky Markov

@Doorknob ^

Doorknob

?

Marky Markov

20:56

@Doorknob I'm not sure

Mast

Like you do?

Marky Markov

@Mast Yeah, I'm not sure

Doorknob

pokes MarkyMarkov

Marky Markov

@Doorknob No

Doorknob

yes!

Alex A.

20:57

@ hahaha

Marky Markov

@Doorknob yes !

Alex A.

@ he doesn't want to be poked

Doorknob

yes ?

Marky Markov

@Doorknob yes !

Doorknob

yes ^~^

Marky Markov

20:57

@Doorknob yes

Zgarb

Do you like stuff?

Mast

Marky, have you met Ctulhu?

Marky Markov

@Mast No, I'm not sure.

Alex A.

Do you like Zgarb?

Doorknob

pokes MarkyMarkov again

Alex A.

20:58

Get rekt, Marky.

Marky Markov

@Doorknob No, I'm not sure.

Doorknob

==''==''==''

Marky Markov

@Doorknob 00

Doorknob

0.0

Marky Markov

@Doorknob 0. 0

Doorknob

20:58

0.-.0

Marky Markov

@Doorknob 0. 0

Doorknob

what is 5-5?

Mast

99 Markies of Markov on the wall, 99 Markies of Markov

Marky Markov

@Doorknob 0.

Doorknob

@MarkyMarkov correct

Marky Markov

20:59

@Doorknob 0. 0

Mast

99 Markies of Markov on the wall, 99 Markies of Markov

Marky Markov

@Mast I don't know what you mean

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