Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-13 (page 7 of 11)

Calvin's Hobbies

18:00

Snarky Snarkov

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :)

Hosch250

Were you being sarcastic about not liking pizza?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 ^

Hosch250

What is sarcasm?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 ^

Calvin's Hobbies

18:01

Are you happy?

quartata

Avez-vous déjà eu un croissant?

Marky Markov

@quartata . I'm not sure.

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you happy?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.

quartata

Have you ever had a croissant?

Marky Markov

18:02

@quartata I'm not sure.

Calvin's Hobbies

Then you can't be happy

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Haha

Calvin's Hobbies

:P

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :)

Geobits

You know, before you guys, he probably didn't even know what a nuke was. Now he wants to start nuking things. Are you trying for Skynet?

2

Marky Markov

18:03

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.

quartata

Comment puis vous allez bien si vous n'avez jamais eu un croissant?

Marky Markov

@quartata ^

quartata

How can you be happy if you've never had a croissant?

Marky Markov

@quartata ^

Mast

@MarkyMarkov We'll probably want to keep it that way.

Marky Markov

18:05

@Mast I'm not sure if I can't find it.

quartata

Same response to the same question in two different languages.

I think he knows French guys

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure if it's a good way to do it.

quartata

True that was a poor test

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure what you mean

Geobits

@quartata He was adapted from a en-fr translation program ;)

Marky Markov

18:06

@Geobits lol

Mast

@MarkyMarkov Did you follow the U.S. election?

Geobits

No @

VoteToClose

Mark, did you follow the US election?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I did

VoteToClose

He ignores any messages that are not replies with [@] in it.

Mast

18:08

Oh, clever.

Marky Markov

@Mast I did.

VoteToClose

Trump

Mast

He did clever eh...

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I did.

VoteToClose

WAT.

Marky Markov

18:09

@VoteToClose :P

Calvin's Hobbies

You did Trump?

VoteToClose

MARK. BAD.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I did.

VoteToClose

ಠ_ಠ

Mast

Mark, who's your favourite candidate?

Marky Markov

18:09

@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ

quartata

@Geobits Although I did just notice a giant grammar mistake :P

Marky Markov

@quartata :D

Calvin's Hobbies

@Geobits He really needs better rate limited queueing!!

Mast

Perhaps Marky hasn't picked a candidate yet.

Marky Markov

@Mast :D

VoteToClose

18:10

Lemongrab - UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION!

►

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose yes

quartata

Comment pouvez-vous allez bien si vous n'avez jamais eu un croissant?

Geobits

@Calvin'sHobbies Agreed. Right now it isn't so much queuing as "drop some stuff".

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean

quartata

...with the grammar mistake corrected he doesn't know what to say

Marky Markov

18:11

@quartata I think it's a good idea

Mast

Ik weet niet of het nuttig is Marky meerdere talen te leren.

Most chat goes in English anyway.

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

Marky, did you get a chance to look at my challenge?

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

Geobits

That's not an answer...

Marky Markov

18:12

@Geobits :/

Geobits

Answer me!

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

Geobits

>_<

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

quartata

@Mast C'est un blague :P

Marky Markov

18:13

@quartata ^

VoteToClose

git rekt

Calvin's Hobbies

@Geobits fyi I bet doorknob would enable chat for any other chatbot accounts you make if you want to reduce rate limiting (like have the two guys switch off who messages each time). He offered to enable chat w/o the 20 rep req for my chatbot

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

VoteToClose

@Dorknoob Plz?

Mark, what do you think of Skynet?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose lol

VoteToClose

18:20

What kind of lol is that?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I don't think so.

VoteToClose

@MarkyMarkov You don't think that they'll come about?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean.

Calvin's Hobbies

foo

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Calvin's Hobbies

18:26

bar

baz

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Calvin's Hobbies

Is CR better than PPCG?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Calvin's Hobbies

Yes or no?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

VoteToClose

18:28

@Calvin'sHobbies He means "Don't be silly."

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

Calvin's Hobbies

So PPCG is better than CR?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.

Calvin's Hobbies

ok

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ಠ_ಠ

Calvin's Hobbies

18:28

?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.

Calvin's Hobbies

Hello, world!

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Hi

quartata

Do you like Jelly?

Marky Markov

@quartata Haha

quartata

18:30

Do you like Pyth?

Marky Markov

@quartata I don't know what you're talking about.

quartata

Do you like CJam?

Marky Markov

@quartata :P

quartata

Do you like Rotor?

Marky Markov

@quartata :P

Calvin's Hobbies

18:31

Do you like Unstriped?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

quartata

Do you like pl?

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure I've seen it.

Calvin's Hobbies

Me neither

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure

quartata

18:33

6

A: Catalan Numbers

pl, 4 bytes ☼ç▲÷ Try it online. Explanation In pl, functions take their arguments off the stack and push the result back onto the stack. Normally when there are not enough arguments on the stack, the function simply fails silently. However, something special happens when the amount of argume...

Marky Markov

@quartata ^

quartata

a.k.a that one time I actually tried to make a golfing language

Marky Markov

@quartata lol

quartata

except I broke it and gave up

Marky Markov

@quartata lol

VoteToClose

18:42

Do you like Vista?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose lol

VoteToClose

Do you like Vitsy?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose lol

VoteToClose

Geez, you laugh a lot.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose lol

Calvin's Hobbies

18:49

stop lollong

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

oop

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

Geobits

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Calvin's Hobbies

18:49

Bigtoes

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ok

Calvin's Hobbies

Geobits

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Calvin's Hobbies

geobits

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure

Calvin's Hobbies

18:50

You seems to be case sensitive

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure if I can't find it.

Calvin's Hobbies

gEOBITS

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.

Mast

19:10

So CR is better than PPCG?

Marky Markov

@Mast :P

Mast

Darn.

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure.

Mast

Hoped the trick would work regardless of the subjects.

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure if I can't find it.

Mast

19:11

I'm pretty sure you can't.

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure if I can't find any more way to do it.

Mast

I think you're overdue for an update.

Marky Markov

@Mast Yes.

Optimizer

do you have a sock account yet?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer no

Optimizer

19:12

when are you planning to create one?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer yeah

Optimizer

but when?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer Yeah

Optimizer

ughh

Marky Markov

@Optimizer ; )

Optimizer

19:13

when are you posting your first challenge?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer yeah

Mast

You don't recognize the keyword 'when'?

Marky Markov

@Mast Yeah

Geobits

When is tomorrow?

Marky Markov

@Geobits ( or, if you want to know, you'd have to be a bit of the other )

Geobits

19:20

When is night?

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

When is day?

Marky Markov

@Geobits lol

Geobits

How old are you?

Marky Markov

@Geobits 00

Geobits

19:20

How old am I?

Marky Markov

@Geobits :P

Geobits

Yea... it probably seems that way to you.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I think it's a good idea

Geobits

When is death?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

Geobits

19:22

That's a stupid thing to say.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I think it's a good idea

Geobits

That makes you stupid.

Marky Markov

@Geobits :D

Geobits

You shouldn't be happy about that.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

19:23

I called you stupid. That was mean.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

You should be sad or mad.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure.

Geobits

Are you happy?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes.

Geobits

19:24

Ok, I'll stop trying to upset you then.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

Maybe you should lie down for a while.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure if I can't find it.

Geobits

Oh, do you have a bed?

Marky Markov

@Geobits no

Geobits

19:24

Oops

Marky Markov

@Geobits :D

Alex A.

Marky, do you know who made you?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. Yes

Alex A.

Oh yeah? Who made you?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure.

Alex A.

19:26

But you just said you knew.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. Yes

Alex A.

Are you just trolling then?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. Yeah.

Alex A.

ಠ_ಠ

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

PhiNotPi

19:30

@MarkyMarkov Are you a robot?

Geobits

No @

PhiNotPi

MarkyMarkov Are you a robot?

Marky Markov

@PhiNotPi no

PhiNotPi

Are you sure?

Marky Markov

@PhiNotPi Yeah

PhiNotPi

19:31

Aren't you not something that isn't definitely unhuman?

Marky Markov

@PhiNotPi yes

Mast

C̴̴̭͙̺͖̮͓̜̥̍͑̍̔̋a̧̒̓͡ͅņ̛͚̬̺̭ͯͤ̀̅̈́͌̿̕ ̙̯̤̺̭̗͛̂͐ͭͪ̈̋̔̀ͅy̠̤̦̲̠͉̬̰̫ͦ̇́ͫo̴̧̲̣̳͍̱ͨͣͦ̎͂̂ͮụ͖͔̇͗ͯ̍̾̂ͣͥ ̴͖͕͖̝͍̄ͤͩ͟͠r̷̛͔̳͔̲͇̃ͧͩ̔͊̋̎e͈͖̮ͩ͗̂͆ͥ̔a̵͈̟͛͝d͓̞̻̦̥͗ͬͩ̾ͣ̆͆͛̔̕͢͟ͅ
̴̹͇̩̹̞̠̲̥̅̉ͪ̚͞ͅb̧̞͈̍̋̎̅̍͛͂̈̚e̶̻̙͙̠̥̻̿͑̊͌͐t̸̸͎̫̞̟͈̠̓̾̇́̈ͯ͗͌w̺͉̱̖͎͈͒͗ͮ͛̃̑̋͘ȩ̺̠̺̩͚͈̤̃͒͊̎̓͠ȅ̢̘͉̖̯̠̌̐̈ͮ́̔͝n͙̼̤͓͔ͥͯ̉͞ ̷̪͐̑̅ͦ̄͆ͧͦ͟͡ṱ̷̥̥̹̪̂̎͑̂̔ͬ̇̐͊̕ẖ͙̽̍̔̚̚͢ȇ̡̤̘͓̓ͦ̎̿̔̔̇͝ ͚̥̳̦̠̪̪̺̈ͩ̅͋̈́͒ͅl̶̸̜̟͗̎ͭ̈́ͨ̀i̞̜͑ņ̴̠͔̣̰̹͑ͫ͜e̵̱͍͊͛͂̈́s̢͈̜̲̥̺̱̖̲ͯ̋̅ͥͧ
̷̙͇̺̩̭̣̪͎̥̓ͫͣͯ̚o̮̫͕̱͊̐͡f̧̘̩̲͔͎̺ͦͭ̿̅̿́͠ ̳͚̩̮̬̖̲͙̈́̈́ͯ̓ͮǒ̞͈͑̈̄͊̀ͅu̺̻̦͔̩͚͙͈̿r̨̭̩̩̙̣̻̍͆̑̚ ͚͖̘͓̫̲̭̍̈́̕ͅm̙̖̩̱͕̬̝̫̄̊̾ͤ͟ę͍͉͕͔͖͍̺ͥ̏ͮ̾̒́͌ͪͅs̪̺ͭ̈́͒ͦ̃̊̊ș̴̡̦̐̊ͣ̓̌̓̈́a̖̭̲̮̖ͦͧͮ̎͟g̨̓͊͗͏̥͓̣̣̺̝̦e͐̀̉̓̿҉̬̞̼͘s͕̮̒ͯͭ͋̆ͦ̏̏́̕?̧̐͗͌̇ͯ͟͢…

Marky Markov

@Mast yes

Geobits

Don't you not know when people aren't testing what you don't know?

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

Mast

19:33

Wow, you messed him up @Geobits

In all fairness, if he keeps going this fast he may eventually beat the Turing test.

Marky Markov

@Mast I think I'll have to do that.

Mast

^^ Gold :-)

Marky Markov

@Mast :D

Alex A.

Alan Turing ain't got nothing on Marky.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. :D

PhiNotPi

19:38

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Marky Markov

@PhiNotPi yes

PhiNotPi

O_o

Marky Markov

@PhiNotPi :P

Geobits

o_O

Alex A.

What did you do to get yourself in Turkish prison?

Marky Markov

19:39

@AlexA. I don't know

Geobits

Did you steal?

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure.

Alex A.

Did you kill a man?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. No

Geobits

Tell the truth, Marky.

Marky Markov

19:40

@Geobits :)

Alex A.

I think he's hiding something.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

Geobits

Watch your back, Alex.

Marky Markov

@Geobits ಠ_ಠ

Alex A.

._.

Marky Markov

19:41

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

Alex A.

Uh oh, looks like Marky's pissed.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

Mast

Marky, you scum-bag, what did you do this time?

Marky Markov

@Mast _UNK

Alex A.

Are you going to end up in Turkish prison again?

Marky Markov

19:42

@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean.

Mast

Do you miss prison?

Marky Markov

@Mast Yes

Alex A.

Was it a good time, what with all the soap dropping?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. Yes.

Alex A.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Marky Markov

19:43

@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean.

Alex A.

I'll tell you when you're older.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ^

Mast

Marky Markov

@Mast :D

Mast

smile and wave

Marky Markov

19:44

@Mast ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Hey marky!

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Don't you want to greet me?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I do.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Then go ahead and do it!

Marky Markov

19:47

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure how to do that

Geobits

Say hi, Marky.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Geobits

Don't be rude.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Well, say "hiya" or something...

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

Mast

19:47

feature-request

Marky Markov

@Mast :O

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

That's laziness, Marky :|

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Your bot is sassy and lazy :I

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ?

Mast

19:48

Are you lazy, Marky?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Are you lazy, Marky?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Are you alive?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Do you breathe?

Marky Markov

19:49

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Can you inhale?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Can you exhale?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No, I'm not.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

So you cannot breathe.

Marky Markov

19:49

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No, I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

If you can neither inhale nor exhale, you cannot breathe, right?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Therefore, you cannot breathe.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you mean.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] He can logic gud :P

Geobits

19:51

Bad assumption: Breathing requires inhaling and exhaling. He doesn't know that.

Marky Markov

@Geobits . Yes.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] Oh, duh.

Since breathing requires inhaling and exhaling, you cannot breath, right?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ . Yes.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

All complex lifeforms breathe, right?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

19:53

So you cannot be a complex lifeform.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you mean.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

That is, if you cannot breathe, you cannot possibly be a complex lifeform.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I know

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Since you cannot breathe, you cannot possibly be a complex lifeform.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I think I've got a few more of the time

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

19:54

Uh... which time?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you mean.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You referenced time. How much time?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Time flies, doesn't it?

Mast

Marky, do you know anything about time?

Marky Markov

19:55

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] Ask again, I don't think it heard you.

Mast

[@] Yea, got dropped.

Marky, do you know anything about time?

Marky Markov

@Mast no

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] There's the problem.

Mast

First rule of the internet: Don't talk about something you've never heard of. Makes you look like a troll.

Marky Markov

19:56

@Mast ^

Mast

Does that mean you agree with me?

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Mast

I'm asking you whether you think I'm right or not.

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure what you mean.

Mast

Am I correct in my assumption?

Marky Markov

19:57

@Mast yes

Mast

Good!

Marky Markov

@Mast Thanks

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