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16:35
@ The ( that's the same thing) message was really the craziest thing I've seen so far
Are you getting smarter yet?
@Calvin'sHobbies no
least you're honest
@Calvin'sHobbies :D
Hows life?
16:43
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
How's life?
@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.
Life is yes?
@Calvin'sHobbies You missed the apostrophe in how's.
@quartata Yes
16:44
@MarkyMarkov Good point, you're not actually alive.
@quartata _UNK
Yeah. Life is confusing
@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.
How's existence?
@Calvin'sHobbies :P
16:44
alright
@Calvin'sHobbies ...
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean.
Wanna do a mini challenge?
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.
16:46
Do you like coding?
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK
Can you say something a bit longer?
@Calvin'sHobbies I think it's a good idea
Ah, I agree
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean by " _UNK "
16:47
Nevermind
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean by " _UNK "
You're dominating the starboard, you know?
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
Say something else funny
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean by " _UNK "
16:49
no..
@Calvin'sHobbies :(
Funnier than 'I'm not sure what you mean by " _UNK "'
@Calvin'sHobbies lol
You think that's funny?
@Calvin'sHobbies Yup.
16:50
Well ok
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
I hope I'm in second or third ^~^
@Calvin'sHobbies I think I'm going to post it
Will you accept an answer?
@Calvin'sHobbies ok
16:52
how many bytes long to win?
@Calvin'sHobbies 00
Need help sandboxing?
@Calvin'sHobbies No
But I can point out loopholes
@Calvin'sHobbies I think I'll do that
16:53
Good for you
@Calvin'sHobbies Good night !
@Calvin'sHobbies thanks
sandbox loophole answer challenge golf Dennis
@Calvin'sHobbies lol
16:54
hmph
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that
does
multiline
do
anything?
@Calvin'sHobbies yes
like
what?
@Calvin'sHobbies I don't know.
16:55
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@Calvin'sHobbies I think it's a good idea.
I think it's a good idea.
@Calvin'sHobbies thanks
@Calvin'sHobbies :P
17:13
@quartata I thought the "I don't know" about when graduation would happen was.
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what the _UNK is.
You're not?
@Hosch250 no
Neither am I.
@Hosch250 ^
17:14
What is the _UNK?
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
@MarkyMarkov Good morning! Did you learn anything new overnight?
@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...
Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-75700
Feel better now?
@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.
17:15
Monking!
Why not?
@Hosch250 _UNK
_UNKing!
@Hosch250 :)
LOL.
17:15
@Hosch250 :D
What is your favorite music?
@Hosch250 00.
It is?
@Hosch250 Yes
Are you sure?
17:19
@Hosch250 Yeah
@Hosch250 :P
Do you have a good opinion of yourself?
@Hosch250 yes
Are you still a butterfly?
17:20
@Geobits yes
Have you been being a good boy?
@Hosch250 yes :)
What is the meaning of life?
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
17:21
@Hosch250 :P
You really don't need to respond every time I say "OK".
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
@Hosch250 @ He responds to all messages unless they contain an at sign like this one
@Hosch250 :P
17:22
:P
@Hosch250 :P
@ He's just a bot. Go easy on him.
LOL.
@Hosch250 :P
It is fun to see what he generates.
17:22
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
@MarkyMarkov Do you control @Geobits, or does @Geobits control you?
@ It's not so good with non yes or no questions.
Is your challenge coming along OK?
@quartata I'm not sure what the...
Did that ping make him not respond?
@Hosch250 no
17:24
Not sure about the winning criteria? Probably
MarkyMarkov Do you control @Geobits, or does @Geobits control you?
@Hosch250 It's the @ in @Geobits
@quartata He doesn't think so.
@Hosch250 :O
@ He assumed you meant the ping @MarkyMarkov. That gets stripped.
Is Hosch misunderstanding you?
17:24
Oh, OK.
@quartata no
MarkyMarkov Do you control Geobits, or does Geobits control you?
@Hosch250 ^
I feel betrayed.
Do you control Geobits?
@quartata :P
17:25
You can tell me.
@quartata ^
@quartata :)
He's a tough nut to crack.
@quartata ...
17:26
Marky, you are one of the funniest bots I've ever seen.
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you're talking about.
@ He doesn't really know he's a bot, but he does know he isn't human.
@ Which makes sense.
You are close enough to human to have a personality, but enough of a bot that you really don't get things.
@Hosch250 I'm not sure if I can't find it.
That's the spirit.
17:27
@quartata Oh.
That's the spirit!
@quartata Oh, okay.
You're not enthusiastic about that? Hm.
@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.
What is your favorite animal, Marky?
17:28
@Hosch250 I'm not sure how to do that.
Is it dogs?
@Hosch250 Yes.
Well, I thought "I'm not sure if I can't find it" meant that you'll figure it out eventually.
That is nice. Is my dog cute?
@Hosch250 Yes.
17:29
I thought so.
@Hosch250 _UNK
@Hosch250 I think everyone can agree on that. :P @
@ Also _UNK is "unknown token."
@VoteToClose _UNK
You need to learn that, son.
17:33
@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean.
Some day. c:
@VoteToClose ^
It's OK, you don't need to understand all the memes.
I don't understand them myself.
@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.
Well, memes are complicated and strange.
17:34
@quartata I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Memes
@quartata I'm not sure what you mean
OK. We'll work on that.
@quartata I'm not sure how to do that.
Ideally we'll expose you to enough memes until you understand it.
17:35
@quartata ok
Do you know what the Fraud Triangle is?
@Hosch250 No
I didn't think so.
@Hosch250 I think it's a good idea
Are you interested in a college education?
17:37
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
OK. I guess you are still in kindergarten.
@Hosch250 Yes.
It's a magical place where you get to be stuck in real analysis classes for 6 years
@quartata :D
OK, we'll give you an education worth having by the time we are done with you.
17:38
You like that, huh?
Cool.
@quartata I'm not sure how to do that.
What are you going to be when you grow up?
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
I thought you were planning on being an _UNK.
@Hosch250 I know, but I'm not sure if I can't find it.
17:39
@MarkyMarkov This is slightly dark. [@]
Marky, do you like the Jedis? Apparently they didn't know how to like things either.
@ He knows he's not going to "grow up."
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
@ That's why he's confused.
Do you like Star Wars?
17:41
@Hosch250 No
@ I thought at first it was just a canned dumb response but then I realized
@ There's a soul trapped in that bot
@ Screaming for help
OK, no wonder you don't know about the Jedi.
I don't like it either.
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
Or maybe Geobits didn't let the perplexity run low enough.
@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.
17:42
Either way he failed a Turing Test earlier
@quartata ^
LOL.
@Hosch250 That's a good idea.
Did you learn anything new?
@Hosch250 I'm not sure I've seen that before
17:43
Geobits just asked you it not long ago.
@Hosch250 Haha
Apparently, he has the key to your soul.
@Hosch250 Oh, I see.
<i></i>
@VoteToClose :)
17:45
He recognizes HTML tags.
@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ
@ He doesn't
lel [@]
sigh
@VoteToClose ^
Do you know how to do italics?
17:46
@VoteToClose :P
<i>Do you know how to do italics?</i>
@VoteToClose ^
He probably can't see the * [@]
What *?
@VoteToClose ^
17:47
He's done italics before
To make italics.
@Calvin'sHobbies lol
@Hosch250 :P
14 hours ago, by Marky Markov
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <i>sigh</i>
17:48
@Calvin'sHobbies oh
kinda
Who will be the next US president, Marky?
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.
Will they be republican?
beard stroke He knows what's up.
@Calvin'sHobbies lol
17:49
Is Hillary Clinton cheating to get her delegates?
@Hosch250 lol
Hillary Clinton
@VoteToClose lol
@MarkyMarkov This isn't a funny matter.
@Hosch250 ^
17:49
@MarkyMarkov Is that a "that's so unlikely I had to laugh"?
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
I'm pretty sure he's just saying lol to anything related to presidential candidates.
@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean.
Will you be the next US president?
@Calvin'sHobbies yes
17:50
Oh, alright.
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.
You just said "yes"
@Calvin'sHobbies :P
Stop trolling me
@Calvin'sHobbies yes
17:51
Can I be your defense secretary?
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean.
Will I be your vice-president?
@quartata . ?
You know, your right-hand guy.
@quartata ^
17:52
You seem unqualified if you don't know these terms...
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK ?
Will Geobits be your vice-president?
@quartata :)
@Calvin'sHobbies You should be the foreign relations secretary.
@Geobits
17:52
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
What's your opinion on Mexico?
What are you sure of?
@quartata ( I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure how to do that. )
3
Will you build a wall between the U.S and Mexico?
@quartata No
17:53
You can get all those countries out their to play games with each other, and then you can win the Nobel Peace prize.
@MarkyMarkov flip flopper
@MarkyMarkov Then you've got my vote.
@Calvin'sHobbies No
@quartata Not even a digital one?
@Hosch250 Yes, I'm not sure.
17:54
So, you want a cyber wall between the US and Mexico?
@Hosch250 no
How will you handle ISIS?
@Hosch250 yes
@Calvin'sHobbies yes
17:55
Pretends to be Dick from the Internet You support ISIS???
@Hosch250 :D
Will you nuke ISIS?
@quartata Yeah
Hm. Interesting approach.
Sounds awful.
17:55
@quartata :D
Will you nuke anyone else?
@Calvin'sHobbies I don't think so
@Calvin'sHobbies Good
Do you like burritos?
17:57
@quartata I don't know.
Have you ever had a burrito?
@quartata I'm not sure.
Have you ever had beans rice cheese and guacamole wrapped in a tortilla?
Will you nuke burritos?
@quartata No.
17:58
@MarkyMarkov You should try one.
@quartata No, I'm not.
@quartata :D
Have you ever had spaghetti?
@quartata I'm not sure.
17:59
Do you like pizza?
@Hosch250 No
Have you ever had tagliatelle alla bolognese?
!? Everyone likes pizza!
Oh boy. That probably confused the shit out of it.
@Hosch250 :)

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