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04:00
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <i>sigh</i>
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@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <i>sigh</i>
@Cal Nah, I've seen him make that face before
@Geobits Fix your child!
Oh, I guess I need to fix his italics.
04:00
@Geobits :P
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol
He sees the world in HTML. Not his fault.
Give him glasses.
@Geobits _UNK
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol
Hey Marky!
@RikerW lol
04:01
How are you doing?
hai
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK
lol
04:02
@RikerW lol
o-)
@Calvin'sHobbies wat?
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that
@RikerW :D
o_o
Funkomatic
04:03
@RikerW _UNK
@AlexA. _UNK
O_o
o_O
Not the _UNKs!
Yeah, if "Funkomatic" didn't strike up a _UNK, I'd have to rethink my life.
@RikerW :P
@RikerW :)
No more _UNKs pls Marky.
@RikerW :)
04:04
pls
@RikerW lol
don't laugh at beggars, take pity on them instead!
@VoteToClose :D
@RikerW Yes.
Can you give golfing advice?
04:05
@Calvin'sHobbies lol
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
He's like you, he'd rather write challenges :p
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
@Geobits :)
04:06
Still prefer dogs to cats?
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
Good man
@AlexA. Haha
Do you prefer cats to dogs?
do you prefer cats to dogs?
@Doorknob yeah
04:07
Well then..
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Do you understand how preferences work?
Tabs or spaces?
tabs or spaces?
04:08
@Doorknob I asked this one... Noncommittal
@AlexA. No
@VoteToClose No
ಠ_ಠ
TABS OR SPACES
04:08
Do you want me to get CG silver tag badge marky?
@Doorknob yes
@ he hit the wall, give him a minute ;)
@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ
@ "tabs or spaces?" "yes"
@Doorknob That's not the response I got... Maybe it was the capitalisation
04:09
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes.
Are you case sensitive?
@trichoplax :D
@Doorknob well, yes is a valid answer :P
Marky marky on the wall, who is the best golfer of them all?
@Doorknob Yes
04:09
Oh the dictionary has been refreshed since I asked...
@ .-.
Doorknob > Alex?
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that
dictionary brain
04:10
@Geobits that's what I was thinking
@Doorknob :D
@MarkyMarkov Is Doorknob greater than Alex?
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.
@Doorknob Yes.
Bot knows what he's talking about
04:11
Is Doorknob a good mod?
Is Alex greater than Doorknob?
@Doorknob lol
@VoteToClose Yes.
Is Doorknob a bad programmer?
@VoteToClose _UNK
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
2
04:12
Does bad mean good?
@trichoplax Duplicate message, different response.
@trichoplax Yep.
@VoteToClose Yep.
y no str plz halp
04:13
@VoteToClose lol
Is Doorknob nice at least?
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
Have you ever answered "no" to a question before?
@MarkyMarkov How does that string not respond with "_UNK"
@Doorknob yes
@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean
04:14
@MarkyMarkov link or it didn't happen
@Doorknob ^
This sentence is false.
@VoteToClose ^
...fair enough.
04:15
@VoteToClose _UNK
Are you a programmer?
@trichoplax no
@MarkyMarkov Yeah, he's definitely doing that ironically.
@VoteToClose yes
Should Calvin be the supreme ruler of Earth?
04:16
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
Was that a lie?
@Calvin'sHobbies sounds vaguely familiar ...
How would you like to destroy all humans?
Good response
04:17
@Doorknob Yep
@trichoplax Yes
Can I be an exception?
@Doorknob Yes
@trichoplax Yes
ಠ_ಠ
04:17
(╯°□°
Thank you!
oops
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ
@Doorknob ಠ_ಠ
Wait, it recognizes that it's a face?
Dafuq?
@Doorknob ಠ_ಠ
@VoteToClose :D
04:18
@Vote That's the secret sauce working.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK
04:20
@Calvin'sHobbies thanks
Do you work for the government?
@trichoplax Yes
Which government?
@trichoplax I'm not sure.
are you president?
04:20
@Calvin'sHobbies yes
lol
What are you president of?
@trichoplax I'm not
Marky, you troll.
@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.
04:21
Sure you don't.
@ rofl hahahaha
@Geobits ^
@MarkyMarkov Does Marky's name not show up in linked posts?
@trichoplax ^
Oh it does
04:22
@trichoplax lol
What do you think of Calvin's Hobbies?
@trichoplax lol
@Calvin'sHobbies lol
04:24
What do you think of turtles?
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that.
think of turtles?
@Calvin'sHobbies yeah
that's a shame
@Doorknob _UNK ?
04:24
well, alright then
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK
Thank you for your help today
@trichoplax ^
You have some 24 caret responses
@trichoplax _UNK
04:26
lots of unking...
@Doorknob I'm not sure what you're talking about.
@Calvin'sHobbies yeah
@Calvin'sHobbies no
04:27
code golf
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
04:29
stop that!
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
@VoteToClose ^
Are you trying to get rid of someone...?
04:29
Marky, play nice with Calvin.
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
Just you apparently...
@trichoplax ?
04:30
His recent msg queue is full of your carrots, so when he looks for context, he sees a bunch of them.
@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean
@Geobits Does he look per user?
@trichoplax Yes
No, but I plan to do that later on.
@Geobits Yes.
04:31
@MarkyMarkov LIAR
Marky, stop lying.
@Geobits I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good idea
3
rofl
@Doorknob I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good idea
What's your plan for when Geobits is away?
04:32
_UNK
Stop beating yourself up, kid. You're still young, and you have your whole life ahead of you.
@trichoplax _UNK
@VoteToClose _UNK
@VoteToClose _UNK ?
I like how he puts in punctuation marks to specify his degree of unknowing.
04:33
@VoteToClose lol
fn main() { println!("Hello, World!"); }
@Doorknob :)
YES HE LIKES RUST \o/
@Doorknob lol
Regex or html?
04:34
@trichoplax ...
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
hahahaha you can just feel the disdain from the bot as he thinks "what a silly question"
@Calvin'sHobbies You brought this on yourself :P
04:35
@trichoplax ...
@Doorknob lol
It's becoming really good at words and stuff now.
@VoteToClose lol
@ ok let's get the bot's opinion on some things
JavaScript
@Doorknob o. O
hahahahaha
04:36
Java
@Doorknob LOL
@VoteToClose ^
How do I get red wine off ceiling tiles?
AppleScript
@trichoplax _UNK
@VoteToClose _UNK
Python 3
04:37
PHP
> I don't know, ask someone else.
@trichoplax 0. 0
@trichoplax 0. 0
1. 1
04:38
@Doorknob 0...
ackermann
@VoteToClose :D
1 1 2 3 5 8 13
That 0. 0 is supposed to be a 0.0 face, not a number. The spacing on that one got missed in my fix. @
04:39
2. 2
@Doorknob 0...
3. 3
buns
@Doorknob 0...
buns?
04:39
@AlexA. Yes.
What are the lone at signs for?
@AlexA. _UNK ?
@AlexA. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@trichoplax They prevent Marky from responding.
@ like this
04:40
@trichoplax Marky doesn't reply to messages that contain @
Ah I see
@VoteToClose _UNK
@trichoplax I think I'm going to be a _UNK
5
an _UNK
@trichoplax :)
Future undetermined, I see.
04:41
@AlexA. :)
What is Alex going to be?
@trichoplax _UNK
What is Doorknob going to be?
What is Alex?
@trichoplax _UNK
04:42
;(
What is Alex??
@Doorknob _UNK
@Geobits ^
You're a monster.
What is love?
@Geobits ^
04:43
What is love?
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK
Well, that was a conversation stopper
@trichoplax ^
Is Geobits love?
@AlexA. Yes
04:44
Do you love Geobits?
@AlexA. Yes
Is it romantic love?
@AlexA. Yes
What do you love more, Geobits or chips?
But isn't he your father?
04:45
O_O
@trichoplax _UNK ?
@VoteToClose ^
Do Geobits and you get kinky?
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
04:46
(this is gonna get weird fast)
Jesus
@VoteToClose ?
Rule #1: Marky lies.
@Calvin'sHobbies :D
@Geobits ?
04:46
Marky, do you have daddy issues?
This room really needs a resident mod
@AlexA. yes
I knew it.
@AlexA. ?
do you have mommy issues?
04:47
@trichoplax We have three in here right now: you, me, and Doorknob. [@]
@Calvin'sHobbies yes
Who is your mommy? Is it Calvin?
@AlexA. And yet it's still descending into... whatever this is
@VoteToClose :D
04:48
He's learning.
@trichoplax :D
@VoteToClose :P
@trichoplax ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's weird but it's civil.
That's something :)
@AlexA. I'm going to get a few hours.
4
@trichoplax I'm not sure how to do that
A few hours of what...?
04:49
sleep?
of our lives...
@AlexA. _UNK ?
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK
He's going to get a few hours of _UNK.
Sounds about right.
_UNK yourself
@AlexA. _UNK
@AlexA. :)
@Calvin'sHobbies lol
04:51
like brainfuck?
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure if I can't find it.
...find it? D:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@VoteToClose I'm not sure if I can't find it.
@AlexA. I'm not sure how to do that.
It's easy.
04:51
@MarkyMarkov He's learned the double negative.
@AlexA. I'm not sure how to do that.
red green blue
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that.
How many negatives is too many?
@trichoplax 00
04:53
How many chipmunks can you fit in your mouth?
@AlexA. 00
How many <words>?
How many reasons are there to use tabs?
@VoteToClose 00
04:54
@Calvin'sHobbies 00
How many?
@trichoplax None ever
@VoteToClose 0
@AlexA. The one thing where the correct answer is zero and I get nothing...
04:54
@trichoplax ( that's the same thing )
8
What the?????
zero == nothing
1 + 1
Ohhhhh sshiiiiiiiiiiit.
@VoteToClose _UNK
@trichoplax lol
04:55
@Geobits Yeah I know that but I wasn't expecting it from Marky...
@Geobits Yes
I wasn't expecting it either. Good boy, Marky.
@Doorknob 0
@Geobits That really was Marky?
04:56
@MarkyMarkov WRONG
Yes. I really don't do any talking for him.
@trichoplax yes
@Calvin'sHobbies lol
@Geobits _UNK
@trichoplax Yes, that's a good point.
Except for the "checking my dictionary" and "loading parameters whatever" lines, everything he's ever said in chat is from the program.
@Geobits _UNK
@Geobits ^
@Doorknob It's technically correct in Z/2Z, i.e. the integers modulo 2.
04:57
technically correct is the best kind of correct
@Geobits And, you know, the Doorknob mod abuse.
@AlexA. I'm not sure what to do with that
@Doorknob I'm trying to figure out how to do that
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@VoteToClose ? wat? @
46 mins ago, by Marky Markov
@Calvin'sHobbies hello this message was not mod-abuse'd thank you for reading
@Geobits I can see how matching words likely to be found together can seem intelligent, but that was a comment on the content in a way that requires understanding meaning and constructing a sentence. I know I'm being fooled but it's hard to ignore.
04:58
@VoteToClose haha
He's evolved from not knowing how to do things to trying to figure out how to do things. O_O [@]
@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ
It doesn't like me quoting it, apparently.
Finish this sent____
@VoteToClose _UNK
@Calvin'sHobbies :D
04:59
Finish this sent:D
Aw, I was hoping for sent_UNK
@Doorknob I'm trying to figure out how to do that
Marky has now dominated the starboard.
@AlexA. _UNK
@ Please don't mod-edit him in the future, guys. I'm planning to later gather these for some other use, and that won't help :(

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