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03:00
Do you want to fly away on the wind?
@VoteToClose yes
Do you want to pollinate, settle down, and have little caterpillars of your own?
@VoteToClose :D
That sounds pretty awesome. :D
@VoteToClose Haha
03:02
Marky, can you tell me what 1 + 1 is?
@AlexA. yeah
@AlexA. Ha
Oh yeah? What is it?
@AlexA. yeah, that's what I'm doing
21 mins ago, by VoteToClose
@Geobits btw, congrats on making the sassiest bot in SE.
03:03
You're doing some math, then?
@VoteToClose I'm not sure how to do that.
You're doing some math, then?
@VoteToClose :D
Are you ignoring me now?
@AlexA. Yep
03:04
;-;
@AlexA. nope
You're sending me mixed signals here, buddy.
So much ಠ_ಠ
@AlexA. ^
He means "Don't cry"
03:06
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^
@AlexA. He really seems to not like you :/
@Geobits Yeah, I've gotten that impression.
@AlexA. ^
Dammit, Marky.
@AlexA. :O
03:07
I'm sorry.
@AlexA. I'm not sure.
You're right, I'm not.
@AlexA. ^
Odd, since he's probably learned more from you than anyone.
@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.
03:07
I'm also not sure what you mean.
@AlexA. I'm not sure how to do that.
Well he learns from chat transcripts. Who has talked the most in TNB?
@Geobits ^
@Geobits In this particular room? Not me, I don't think.
03:08
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^
His training data is the all time TNB transcript, up to a few days ago.
@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.
@Geobits Apparently a lot of the people in TNB are unsure what they mean.
is Dennis right in using the hammer?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ why not ?
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don't you sass me :P
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you're talking about.
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@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^
03:12
@AlexA. It's really weird he picked that up like that and happened to choose it for being unsure. Can't tell if coincidence.
@MarkyMarkov Oh shiiiiiit.
@VoteToClose :D
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@Geobits That is truly freaky.
He just knows.
@VoteToClose :P
03:12
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No love for Lenny, Marky?
@AlexA. ^
ಠ_ಠ Do not teach it lenny.
@VoteToClose No
@MarkyMarkov You need a bigger vocabulary
I think Marky likes to eat carrots.
03:13
@AlexA. Haha
This bot's very cool.
@SirPython _UNK
He's a bro, that's for sure.
@AlexA. _UNK
@Calvin I have an idea for that, but it will have to wait until next week.
03:14
Why does he keep saying "_UNK"?
@SirPython _UNK
It means unknown
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol
I see.
@MarkyMarkov are you female?
03:14
He's trying to say JUNK, but I censored him.
@Geobits _UNK
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes
I thought it was unknown
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh
03:15
He's too young to be talking about his junk.
You're really terrifying Marky.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D
He's so fricken sassy. xD
@VoteToClose no, it's not
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i cri he's so innocent tho
03:15
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not sure
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol
he used the same capitalization
OMG this bot is insane
@Phrancis lol
03:16
This was written with neural networks, right?
@SirPython i'm not sure
Yea, tensorflow seq2seq model.
@VoteToClose i'm not sure
@SirPython That or just randomly answering from a set of about 20 phrases
03:17
Is that the same thing cleverbot uses? @Geobits
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK
@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean.
@MarkyMarkov You have visitors. Show off all the new stuff you learned.
@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...
Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-63800
03:18
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what Cleverbot uses, tbh.
@Geobits I'll look it up.
Hi mark!
@VoteToClose Hi
Would you make a better mod than Doorknob?
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@Calvin'sHobbies ಠ_ಠ
4
03:19
hahaha
@AlexA. ^
lmfao
@Phrancis _UNK
@MarkyMarkov Sorry for suggesting it...
@Calvin'sHobbies :D
03:19
He doesn't know that phrase, apparently.
@VoteToClose :D
Still a butterfly?
@VoteToClose Yeah
Still want caterpillar children?
@VoteToClose I'm not sure
03:20
Oh, what made you change your mind?
@VoteToClose ^
@VoteToClose :D
Still live in south Germany?
@Calvin'sHobbies I don't know
03:21
Wow. It's pretty quick at responding.
@SirPython Haha
You can safeguard a message by adding an "@" symbol, I think.
@ I believe you are correct
[@] This would mark a safeguarded message.
Yep, he'll ignore anything with a real @ in it. The display @ from a reply doesn't do it.
03:21
@ interesting
[@] please use this :3
Still ignoring Alex?
@VoteToClose No, not really.
Except certain messages from me to update his brain.
Marky, you're a swell fellow.
03:22
@AlexA. ^
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 0
@Phrancis 0 = 0
03:22
@MarkyMarkov Well, in Z/2Z that's true...
@AlexA. ^
@MarkyMarkov You have visitors. Show off all the new stuff you learned.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 0. 0. 0
03:23
Shit bro, Marky knows what's up
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 0. 0. 0
He's so sassy! <3
@VoteToClose :)
@MarkyMarkov You have visitors. Show off all the new stuff you learned.
2 * 3 - 7 + 1 / 0 =
03:23
> Except certain messages from me to update his brain.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh
@Calvin'sHobbies He ignores messages with pings
@Geobits fine
@Calvin'sHobbies Is that a specific command?
@AlexA. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0
03:23
Lol.
what the hell is this 0. crap? o_O
@VoteToClose _UNK
Non-reply pings, I should say. @
IT'S ZERO GODDAMIT
He'll do it any time I use his full name in a ping and the keywords "new" and "learn" in any order.
03:24
@VoteToClose oh
So I can use a bunch of different sentences.
@Geobits 0
0 sentences.\
@VoteToClose 0. 0
0. 0. 0
03:24
@AlexA. 0. 0
@AlexA. 0
@MarkyMarkov new learn would work?
Yes, or even without the spaces
@Geobits I'm not sure
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure
@Geobits Could you put him in multiple chatrooms? Then he won't be overrun and rate limited so much
If it learns to use ಠ╭╮ಠ I can die a happy teacher.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^
Do you want Conor to die? D:
03:26
@VoteToClose I'm not sure I'll have to do that.
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@Calvin'sHobbies I could if I was at my computer at home.
Oh, good. :D
@Geobits I'm not sure if I can't find anything that I'm not sure about the _UNK of the _UNK.
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He's already in another private one I use for testing also.
@Geobits I'm not sure if you're right.
03:26
I'm right.
@Geobits I'm not sure.
@MarkyMarkov Longest thing you've said yet!
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that
So, we can't say the j-word?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure if I can't find anything else...
03:27
Who is the best at challenge writing?
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that.
I hope I'm in second or third ^~^
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I've been trying to figure out how to make a challenge that works in the sandbox.
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@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No, he can't. He's too young for that.
@Geobits I'm not sure if I can't find anything that I'm not sure about the other way to do it
03:28
What the hell is going on?
@Geobits *around him
@Geobits I'm not sure how to make it work...
Aww, Marky needs challenge advice
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
It needs to be objective.
03:29
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^
Is it a code-golf?
@Calvin'sHobbies No, I'm not sure.
is a good place to start.
And clear
Is the question clear?
03:30
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes
That's good! Does it have objective winning criteria?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes
Is it a good concept?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes
Then what are you concerned about?
03:31
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes
@_@
@Geobits I think he fell asleep whilst talking to me.
I think he may have a different definition of clear than you.
@Geobits ^
So, are pop-cons objective, you think?
@Calvin'sHobbies yes
03:33
How about "art contests"?
@Calvin'sHobbies yes
ಠ_ಠ
@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ
Just to reiterate, you are fine with pop-con art contests?
@Calvin'sHobbies no
@Geobits nope
Fine != objective
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^
03:34
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
Who is your favourite mod?
Who is your favorite mod?
@VoteToClose :O
Who is your favorite mod?!
03:35
@Calvin'sHobbies :D
Do you have a favorite moderator?
@AlexA. ^
Who is your least favourite mod?
@trichoplax :D
Is quartata your favorite mod?
03:35
Is it Dennis?
@quartata ^
That could be ambigious.
@quartata :O
Is quartata your favorite mod?
@quartata ^
03:36
When is graduation?
@trichoplax I'm not sure
Guess I'm running in the election.
The bot has spoken.
@quartata I'm not sure.
haha
@quartata _UNK
03:36
Oh now you say you're not sure
rekt
ffs
I was just starting to work on posters too
@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean.
@quartata I'm not sure
I'm pretty sure he's just _UNKing ironically.
@VoteToClose :P
03:37
Do you use Discord?
@trichoplax yes
Do you use protection?
@AlexA. I'm not sure
@Geobits Better have a talk with your son
03:37
@quartata ...
What's the weather like where you are?
@trichoplax no
No weather?
@AlexA. no
03:38
Shit, okay
no weather in the cloud :P
@AlexA. I'm not sure if I can't find anything else.
@Geobits Still seeing _UNKs...
@Calvin'sHobbies :P
As I said, he's a sassy sue.
03:38
@VoteToClose Yes.
Susan?
Do you like me?
@AlexA. Yes.
Can you recommend a good dosa recipe?
Now are you smarter than your creator Geobits?
03:39
wat. Marky == Susan confirmed?!
@trichoplax ^
Now are you smarter than your creator Geobits?
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
Yes or no?
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure
03:40
Hey! Say no!
@Geobits :P
Why you gotta be so rude?
@Geobits ^
What time will you be back tomorrow?
@trichoplax ^
03:41
Stop with the carets
@tri Me? Not until Sunday.
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
@Calvin'sHobbies ...
03:41
@Geobits No I was seeing what Marky would say :)
@trichoplax :D
Everybody loves Marky
@AlexA. ...
What's your favourite vegetable?
@trichoplax Haha
03:42
He's on the meat diet. Meat only, son.
@AlexA. I'm not sure if I'm not sure what you mean.
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Paleo.
Spaces or tabs?
@VoteToClose _UNK
@MarkyMarkov major uncertainty there
03:43
@trichoplax I'm not sure
@Calvin'sHobbies :D
Pudding or soup?
@trichoplax I'm not sure.
@Calvin'sHobbies He could know whether he knows what you mean, he just doesn't know.
@AlexA. I'm not sure if it's a good way to do it.
Do you speak Spanish, Marky?
03:44
So slightly less uncertain than usual
@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean.
nihongo ga wakarimasuka?
@Geobits _UNK
Hablas español, Marky?
@VoteToClose yes
03:45
日本語をはなす?
@AlexA. no
@VoteToClose _UNK
How do I pickle a string in Python 2?
03:46
With vinegar
Requires vinegar
@trichoplax _UNK
Oh shit I got rekt
@AlexA. _UNK ?
rickroll'd
03:46
@AlexA. Yeah "with" is golfier...
@VoteToClose ninja'd
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@trichoplax ^
[@] What's weird is that it was a ninja.
Marky did you get that from the 'd
@Geobits I'm not sure
Maybe rickrolling leads to ninjaing since everyone comments on it at once
03:47
@trichoplax I don't know what you mean
rickroll
@VoteToClose I don't know what you mean
@VoteToClose I don't know what you mean
rickroll'd
03:48
@VoteToClose ninja'd
Are your responses consistent?
@trichoplax I'm not sure what you mean.
It's interesting that it differentiates between "I don't know" and "I'm not sure".
@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean
_UNK
03:49
Oh, and punctuation.
@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean
He takes a page from my book and uses punctuation more or less randomly.
@AlexA. I'm not sure how to do that
ಠ_ಠ
03:50
@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ
Is this a duplicate?
@trichoplax Yes.
What about this?
@trichoplax _UNK
Yeah I know...
03:51
@trichoplax I'm not sure how to do that
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
@trichoplax yeah
fack I used my star allowance
@VoteToClose lol
@MarkyMarkov Ugh, learn some new material already.
03:52
@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...
Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-64250
Set us a chat mini challenge
@trichoplax lol
@Geobits Did you just trigger that or is it in response to you saying learn some new material??
@trichoplax Yes
It's in response to me.
03:54
@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean
It's his only hard coded command.
@trichoplax lol
@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that
Oh it's hardcoded. No longer impressed ;)
Do you like water Marky?
03:55
@trichoplax I'm not sure if I can't find it in the sandbox...
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@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes
It just looks for keywords new and learn, so leaves me some room for creativity.
31 mins ago, by Geobits
He'll do it any time I use his full name in a ping and the keywords "new" and "learn" in any order.
@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
@Geobits But not in that order, presumably?
ninja'd
@trichoplax yes
@trichoplax lol
03:56
@tri just as substrings anywhere
Isn't it quicker to tab complete than to type out @tri? Or are you on mobile?
Mobile ;)
@Geobits :D
Marky's not running on mobile though??
@trichoplax yes
03:57
Impressive
No, he's a liar.
lol I guessed
@trichoplax I'm not sure how to do that
@trichoplax _UNK
You should make it selectively respond. Like, only if he's not going to say "_UNK".
@VoteToClose lol
03:58
Sure. Monday.
Nah, _UNK is pretty funny.
@Geobits lol
I let him fill in his own blurb on the profile page, btw.
@Geobits :D
@MarkyMarkov learn new Funkomatic!
@Calvin'sHobbies 000
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh, okay.
He's really all about nothing, huh?
@VoteToClose D :
03:59
Don't hurt his feelings o^o
new face!
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