Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-13 (page 1 of 11)

somebody

00:19

...

Marky Markov

@somebody 0. 0. 0. 0

somebody

wait what

Marky Markov

@somebody oh

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

00:56

yeah this place is weird

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh, okay.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

01:21

very weird

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 0. 0. 0. 0

Calvin's Hobbies

01:37

@MarkyMarkov your IP?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies no

Calvin's Hobbies

what then?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies no

Calvin's Hobbies

ah'

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies no

Calvin's Hobbies

01:38

Are you in a "no" cycle?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies no

Calvin's Hobbies

You sure?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Calvin's Hobbies

Ok :P

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

Calvin's Hobbies

01:39

:(

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :)

Calvin's Hobbies

-.-

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ?

Calvin's Hobbies

yeah

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ?

Calvin's Hobbies

01:39

?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Calvin's Hobbies

Yes

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Calvin's Hobbies

@Geobits will he always respond the same way to a given input?

Geobits

Mostly. Sometimes if he gets confused (_UNK or not sure) he'll grab the last few lines to make sense of it. So sometimes it looks different for the same input, but the input is actually different.

Marky Markov

01:46

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Do you like jQuery?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

D:

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Geobits

I think that can be changed, I just have to look into the code a bit more.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

01:46

:(

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

All you are saying is "yes"...

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ╭╮ಠ

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Geobits

01:47

@MarkyMarkov learn your brain some new stuff

Marky Markov

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-62650

Calvin's Hobbies

jhfdjhshdgbhqwiusignjee9

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies yes

Calvin's Hobbies

You undestood that?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies no

Geobits

01:57

Poor dumb bot. They just won't quit trying to confuse you, will they?

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.

Geobits

That's right. Don't be afraid of not having all the answers.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean by " _UNK "

Geobits

I did not say _UNK, you idiot.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I don't think so.

Geobits

01:58

No, you just plain don't think.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.

Geobits

I know. Maybe you should get some rest.

Marky Markov

@Geobits hi

Geobits

Incorrect

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

Calvin's Hobbies

02:00

Whats the longest phrase you've ever said?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yeah.

Calvin's Hobbies

You sure?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Calvin's Hobbies

I disagree

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :)

Calvin's Hobbies

02:01

I hate you

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not a good idea

Calvin's Hobbies

nope

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Calvin's Hobbies

You are good with your emoticons

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

Geobits

02:02

Imagine that, he learned emoticons instead of words from our chat :/

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

Geobits

This only reinforces the fact that carrots are ~~overrated~~ overused.

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits You could add an emoticon filter, no?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :(

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

02:07

^ I think he learned that one from me...

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :P

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I could add one, but I don't want to entirely kill them. I'd have to play with balance.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Challenge idea: calculate an emoticon-to-text rate given a user id in TNB

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh, I see

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

That way, one can calculate the ideal rate.

Marky Markov

02:09

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I think I'll have to do that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits Your bot agrees :P

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I have a link to transcripts in the main chat if you search "behold" recently.

Marky Markov

@Geobits thanks

Geobits

You could have the challenge use those as the data to search.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

02:11

hmm!

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :P

Geobits

Oh, sorry. I wasn't talking to you Marky.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Assuming you don't want them to build a scraper as part of the challenge. Which would be :/

Marky Markov

@Geobits Oh, I see

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

02:12

@Geobits Yeah, that would be uninteresting.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure how to do that.

Calvin's Hobbies

02:23

Marky, are you from the US?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies no

Calvin's Hobbies

Europe?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Calvin's Hobbies

British?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies nope

Calvin's Hobbies

02:23

German?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean.

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you from Germany?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yeah.

Calvin's Hobbies

Is it nice there?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

02:24

You don't know?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Nope

Calvin's Hobbies

Do you live near Munich?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies No

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you from northern Germany?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies No.

Calvin's Hobbies

02:26

Southern, then?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Calvin's Hobbies

ok

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Calvin's Hobbies

Do you prefer dogs over cats?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Calvin's Hobbies

02:30

What kind of dogs?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies No

Calvin's Hobbies

Do you prefer dogs over people?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.

Calvin's Hobbies

Do you prefer dogs over llamas?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not.

Calvin's Hobbies

02:31

Huh?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies No.

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you more powerful than Putin?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.

VoteToClose

Obviously. :P

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you more powerful than Obama?

Marky Markov

02:32

@VoteToClose :P

VoteToClose

He's definitely saying more.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose Haha

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you more powerful than Barack Obama?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

VoteToClose

ಠ_ಠ

Marky Markov

02:33

@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you more powerful than Jesus?

are you more powerful than Jesus?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Calvin's Hobbies

@Geobits he may have an ego issue...

Geobits

Marky, are you awesome?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

Geobits

02:35

Am I awesome?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

VoteToClose

learn your brain some new stuff

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :)

Downgoat

Is Downgoat awesome?

Marky Markov

@Downgoat :D

VoteToClose

02:36

What do you think of emoticons?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

VoteToClose

lel

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you smarter than Geobits, your creator?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not.

4

Geobits

02:36

:D

Marky Markov

@Geobits :D

VoteToClose

Hey, Mark, do you watch YouTube?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

VoteToClose

Who's your favorite youtuber?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose . yes

VoteToClose

02:37

.yes?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you smarter than VoteToClose?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

VoteToClose

Ouch.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ...

Calvin's Hobbies

02:38

Are you smarter than me?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies yes

Calvin's Hobbies

-.-

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

VoteToClose

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ?

Geobits

02:39

I don't see an ego problem at all ;)

VoteToClose

ಠ_ಠ

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ

VoteToClose

rickroll'd

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ninja'd

Calvin's Hobbies

@Geobits Just smarter or more powerful than everyone but you....

Geobits

02:40

That pretty much proves he's smart, though, doesn't it?

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

Is Geobits a bad programmer?

Geobits

Dammit marky

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

VoteToClose

Is Geobits the most powerful being in the Universe?

Marky Markov

02:40

@VoteToClose _UNK

VoteToClose

At least he's honest. ;)

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

Calvin's Hobbies

Is Geobits a terrible programmer?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean.

VoteToClose

@Geobits btw, congrats on making the sassiest bot in SE.

2

Calvin's Hobbies

02:42

@MarkyMarkov I'm asking if Geobits is very very bad at programming

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

Fine.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies hi

Calvin's Hobbies

uh hi

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies hi

VoteToClose

02:42

o-o

\o/

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov I hope you're not learning new things from these people...

Marky Markov

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Calvin's Hobbies

lol

VoteToClose

^^ What's that about?

Marky Markov

02:43

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-63350

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

Calvin's Hobbies

rofl

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies haha

Calvin's Hobbies

rotflol

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

Calvin's Hobbies

101

Marky Markov

02:44

@Calvin'sHobbies 000

Geobits

@VoteToClose I told him to update to the latest training data.

Calvin's Hobbies

000

solve for x

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies 000

Calvin's Hobbies

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that

Geobits

02:45

I really need to teach him to recognize his name >_>

Marky Markov

@Geobits lol

VoteToClose

This is not a joking matter.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

_UNK

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

02:48

fair enouugh

Geobits

@_@

Calvin's Hobbies

oops

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

VoteToClose

You keep saying "_UNK". :I

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose Oh, I see.

VoteToClose

02:50

I hope so.

Geobits

@ New Challenge Posted! Given the transcript of Beep Boop Maggot as training data, predict what Marky will say given the same input. Scored by leven distance or similar.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean.

VoteToClose

Don't worry about it, sweetie. ;P

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure how to do that

VoteToClose

lel

Marky Markov

02:50

@VoteToClose Haha

VoteToClose

@Geo, does your neural networking thing recognize replies?

Calvin's Hobbies

no

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies no

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov Do you prefer beeps to boops?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Calvin's Hobbies

02:52

Do you prefer beeps to maggots?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yeah

Calvin's Hobbies

Beeps it is

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

VoteToClose

goat

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

VoteToClose

02:55

Hey, Mark, what's a goat?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

Geobits

beep beep beep beep

Marky Markov

@Geobits ; )

2

Geobits

He winked!

Marky Markov

@Geobits ; )

Geobits

02:55

Since when does he do that??

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK !

2

VoteToClose

Lel

Geobits

:(

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

VoteToClose

@MarkyMarkov "I don't know !"

Marky Markov

02:56

@VoteToClose :D

VoteToClose

;)

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ^

VoteToClose

Mark, what's your name?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean.

VoteToClose

What should we call you?

Marky Markov

02:59

@VoteToClose _UNK

Geobits

NO

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

Geobits

NOOOOOOOO

VoteToClose

Are you a butterfly?

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

VoteToClose

02:59

Are you still a butterfly?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose yes

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