Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-12 (page 3 of 5)

RikerW

18:00

3 mins ago, by RikerW

This is getting too creepy.

Marky Markov

@RikerW _UNK

RikerW

How does he react to permalinks?

Marky Markov

@RikerW :D

RikerW

with _UNK?

Marky Markov

@RikerW :D

RikerW

18:00

27 secs ago, by RikerW

3 mins ago, by RikerW

This is getting too creepy.

Marky Markov

@RikerW :D

RikerW

Not always... Hm.

Marky Markov

@RikerW :D

RikerW

Hey @PhiNotPi.

Geobits

@Riker I removed links (including oneboxes) from his training data so he could talk better. He shouldn't really recognize them.

RikerW

18:01

woah, I just realized I saw him before.

Marky Markov

@RikerW no

RikerW

He answered my last challenge????

Marky Markov

@RikerW I have a lot of things.

RikerW

I though he was a new user. :P

Marky Markov

@RikerW Haha

RikerW

18:02

@MarkyMarkov I also have a thing.

Marky Markov

@RikerW I have a lot of things that are not working on the site.

RikerW

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Marky Markov

@RikerW :D

RikerW

Dongers.

Marky Markov

@RikerW ^

RikerW

18:05

What is a joke?

Marky Markov

@RikerW I'm not sure what you're talking about.

RikerW

@RikerW

@RikerW ^

@MarkyMarkov halp

how juic avocad

Marky Markov

@RikerW ^

RikerW

pls halp i try for one hour but no juic

Marky Markov

@RikerW Haha

RikerW

18:08

haha is right!!!

Marky Markov

@RikerW _UNK ?

RikerW

Thanks @AlexA.

For your memes.

Marky Markov

@RikerW _UNK ?

RikerW

| @ |

@o@

Geobits

Oh, and due to a slight bug, he doesn't respond to pinging him by name. I meant to just strip out pings to other people ( like this one to @RikerW ), but messed up. I'll fix it later, but if you want to ping him, you can use the reply button. Not that it's very useful :P

RikerW

18:10

Okay.

Marky Markov

@RikerW Hahaha

RikerW

i gtg now

Marky Markov

@RikerW bye

RikerW

bai

Marky Markov

@RikerW Bye

Geobits

18:10

@MarkyMarkov Show me something new. What have you learned?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-56550

RikerW

avocad juic can help! /s

Marky Markov

@RikerW bye

RikerW

Now he is being judgemental about me procrastinating. ಠ_ಠ

Marky Markov

@RikerW bye

RikerW

18:12

ಠ_ಠ

Marky Markov

@RikerW ಠ_ಠ

RikerW

ಠ_ಠ

Marky Markov

@RikerW ಠ_ಠ

RikerW

Not helping.

Marky Markov

@RikerW ಠ_ಠ

RikerW

18:13

Really?

Marky Markov

@RikerW Yes

RikerW

ಠ_ಠ

Geobits

Do you have a soul?

Marky Markov

@Geobits No.

Anonymous

Byte my shiny metal ass

Marky Markov

18:17

@Mego ಠ_ಠ

RikerW

Do you have a computer core.

Marky Markov

@RikerW I'm not sure what you mean.

RikerW

Me niether, bud, me neither.

Anonymous

Oh good, I see he is taking after Alex

Marky Markov

@RikerW I'm not sure what you're talking about.

RikerW

18:17

The earth is flat.

Marky Markov

@RikerW ^

RikerW

The earth is round.

Marky Markov

@RikerW ^

Anonymous

Are you Alex?

Marky Markov

@Mego No

Anonymous

18:18

Well that's a relief

Marky Markov

@Mego ^

RikerW

Are you an Alex sock?

Marky Markov

@RikerW Yes

Anonymous

:o

Marky Markov

@Mego No

Anonymous

18:19

Do you have any other responses besides yes, no, ^, and ಠ_ಠ?

Marky Markov

@Mego No.

Anonymous

Glad we got that cleared up

Marky Markov

@Mego lol

RikerW

Yes apparently. :P

Marky Markov

@RikerW :P

RikerW

18:21

Is @Mego an Alex sock?

Geobits

He won't answer if he thinks you're pinging someone else.

Marky Markov

@Geobits Haha

Anonymous

Am I Alex?

Marky Markov

@Mego Yes

Anonymous

Kill me now

Marky Markov

18:22

@Mego :P

Anonymous

brb committing sudoku

Marky Markov

@Mego lol

RikerW

*seppuku

Marky Markov

@RikerW lol

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I'm back! Did you miss me?

Marky Markov

18:23

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ . I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

D: how rude

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ_ಠ

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ╭╮ಠ

Marky Markov

18:23

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you're talking about.

RikerW

Is CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ an Alex sock?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1 min ago, by Geobits

He won't answer if he thinks you're pinging someone else.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

RikerW

Is CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ an Alex sock?

Marky Markov

@RikerW No

RikerW

18:24

Aw.

Am I an Alex sock?

Marky Markov

@RikerW Yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Is Riker Alex's sock?

RikerW

Good, I thought so.

Marky Markov

@RikerW ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Ever heard of cleverbot?

Marky Markov

18:24

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

He's another chatbot, but he's far inferior to your might

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

RikerW

Cleverbot is dumber than you.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ╭╮ಠ

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ &gt ; _UNK

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

18:25

\o/ I broke it

Optimizer

are you really a bot?

Geobits

@Marky what the hell was that?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Haha

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Optimizer it is, try again

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D

Optimizer

18:25

are you really a bot ?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer No

Optimizer

what is the proof?

RikerW

Is Optimizer an Alex sock?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer I'm not sure what you mean.

RikerW

Is Optimizer an Alex sock?

Marky Markov

18:26

@RikerW Yes

Optimizer

What is the proof that you are not a bot?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer No

Optimizer

hug me

Marky Markov

@Optimizer :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

he licked you. close enough.

Marky Markov

18:26

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :P

RikerW

Hey @Optimizer aparrently we are the same as alex and each other.

Optimizer

i love you

Marky Markov

@Optimizer i'm not

RikerW

Hug my toes pls.

Marky Markov

@RikerW :D

Optimizer

18:27

what is 2 + 2 ?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer 0

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Optimizer It doesn't love anyone, I've tried

RikerW

( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D

Optimizer

are you in love with me?

Marky Markov

18:27

@Optimizer 0

RikerW

( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

XD

Marky Markov

@RikerW yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

sorry riker

RikerW

@MarkyMarkov that is a falsy value.

:P

Marky Markov

18:28

@RikerW oh

@RikerW lol

Optimizer

@RikerW acc to him, its 2 + 2, so a truthy value

RikerW

oh wait

Marky Markov

@Optimizer :D

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ╭╮ಠ

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D

RikerW

18:28

Am I @quartata?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

(」゜ロ゜)」

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

RikerW

Am I quartata?

Marky Markov

@RikerW Yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

＼＼\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

Marky Markov

18:29

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

RikerW

@quartata I AM YOU! (according to marky)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I'm trying to deb_UNK marky.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

RikerW

Is _UNK a word?

Marky Markov

@RikerW No

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

18:29

^

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

RikerW

¯\_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)_/¯

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

RikerW

¯\\\\\\\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Marky Markov

18:30

@RikerW lol

RikerW

gtg bai

Marky Markov

@RikerW bye

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

O_O

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ bye

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I'm not leaving...

Optimizer

18:30

kthxbye

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

heyyyyy I broke it again

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

Optimizer

'

Marky Markov

@Optimizer lol

Optimizer

18:31

'

Marky Markov

@Optimizer _UNK

Optimizer

it can't handle *

Marky Markov

@Optimizer _UNK

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

_ᴜɴᴋ

Geobits

It normally handles italics okay :/

Marky Markov

18:32

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

Optimizer

:*

Marky Markov

@Optimizer :D

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I feel like we should be able to teach it different languages by doing text = text or something.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Optimizer

sex = gender

Marky Markov

18:33

@Optimizer I'm not sure how to do that

Optimizer

XD

Marky Markov

@Optimizer Oh, okay.

Optimizer

obviously

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

3 = 3

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 0 = 0

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

18:34

O_O

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 0. 0

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt

quartata

Marky is so smart

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :P

@quartata That's a good idea

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

6 = 1 + 5

Optimizer

18:34

Marky is bad

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 0 = 0

Optimizer

say "Hi"

Marky Markov

@Optimizer hi

Optimizer

say "I love Optimizer"

Marky Markov

@Optimizer Haha

quartata

18:35

roasted

Marky Markov

@quartata :)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Say "anything"

Optimizer

;(

Marky Markov

@Optimizer what's the difference ?

Optimizer

such a bitch

Marky Markov

18:36

@Optimizer :P

Optimizer

go die

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov I want to see something new you've learned.

Marky Markov

@Optimizer what's the difference ?

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Optimizer

I wish you go out of memory.

Marky Markov

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-56850

@Optimizer I think that's a good idea

Calvin's Hobbies

18:41

Hello?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Hi

Calvin's Hobbies

How are you?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not.

Calvin's Hobbies

...sorry to hear that.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

Calvin's Hobbies

18:41

:)

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Optimizer

0 - 0

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov That's a smiley face

Marky Markov

@Optimizer 0

quartata

It's OK buddy. Turing tests are hard.

Marky Markov

18:42

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Calvin's Hobbies

o.O

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

Optimizer

<===3

Marky Markov

@Optimizer :D

quartata

Llamas are nasty.

Calvin's Hobbies

18:42

Do you do math?

Marky Markov

@quartata ^

Optimizer

okay, that was an apt response

Marky Markov

@Optimizer :P

Optimizer

i am liking it

Marky Markov

@Optimizer I have no idea what you're talking about

quartata

18:43

TensorFlow

TensorFlow is an open source software library for machine learning in various kinds of perceptual and language understanding tasks. It is a second-generation API which is currently used for both research and production by 50 different teams in dozens of commercial Google products, such as speech recognition, Gmail, Google Photos, and Search. These teams had previously used DistBelief, a first-generation API. TensorFlow was originally developed by the Google Brain team for Google's research and production purposes and later released under the Apache 2.0 open source license on November 9, 2015. ...

Marky Markov

@quartata ?

quartata

Don't worry about it.

Marky Markov

@quartata :)

Optimizer

can I come?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

18:44

How do we know you're not just Geobits?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what the _UNK is.

quartata

Because he failed a Turing test already

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.

Optimizer

2 mins ago, by Optimizer

<===3

geobits won't open his mouth to that

Calvin's Hobbies

True

quartata

18:45

15 hours ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Are you a human?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer I'm not sure what you're talking about.

@Calvin'sHobbies oh

quartata

15 hours ago, by Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No.

Optimizer

@MarkyMarkov oh, it was just a one night stand?

Marky Markov

@quartata _UNK

@Optimizer No

Optimizer

liar!

Marky Markov

18:45

@Optimizer :D

quartata

He's making fun of you.

Marky Markov

@quartata :D

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov D:

quartata

I guess you don't mind.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

Calvin's Hobbies

18:46

calm down

Optimizer

he doesn't have a mind

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov How would you feel about taking over the world?

Optimizer

<===3

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you're talking about.

2

Optimizer

18:47

how fast it learns?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer I think it's a bit too

Optimizer

@MarkyMarkov dodging the topic

Marky Markov

@Optimizer _UNK

Geobits

@Optimizer He doesn't learn from current chatter, just the transcripts I feed him manually. So, nothing from the past few days. This is about three days of training so far.

Optimizer

oh ok

Marky Markov

18:48

@Optimizer I think it's a good idea

Optimizer

where's the party tonight?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer Yes

Geobits

@Marky That's not an answer

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov What time is it?

Geobits

Marky, I've got to go out of town for the weekend.

Optimizer

18:51

marky is sad that he got a scolding from his owner

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be a good idea.

Calvin's Hobbies

^

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Optimizer

true

@Geobits your bot is advising you to shut it down XD

well done

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov Rate limiting seems to make you miss lots of responses

Marky Markov

18:52

@Optimizer _UNK

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what the hell is.

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov Should I leave you running in here? I can update your brain without being home.

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

Optimizer

yes

Marky Markov

@Optimizer _UNK

Optimizer

UNK means "you never know"

Marky Markov

18:52

@Optimizer :D

Calvin's Hobbies

Open the pod bay doors, Marky.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

Calvin's Hobbies

Is that a no?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies no

Calvin's Hobbies

No, it's a yes?

Marky Markov

18:53

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Calvin's Hobbies

Ok

Optimizer

ok

Marky Markov

@Optimizer yes

Optimizer

okay

OK

Okay

Marky Markov

@Optimizer thanks

Optimizer

18:54

k

Marky Markov

@Optimizer yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Is TF2 good?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yep

Optimizer

is TF3 coming?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer Yep

Optimizer

18:55

is HL3 coming?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Can Valve count to 4?

Optimizer

half life 3

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yep

Calvin's Hobbies

Is Geobits an alien?

Marky Markov

18:56

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Geobits

Quite true.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

True == false?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes.

Optimizer

Will PPCG graduate this year?

Will PPCG graduate this year ?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer I'm not sure.

Optimizer

18:56

Will it ever graduate?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer I'm not sure.

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov DO you have a family?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.

Calvin's Hobbies

Do you have a brain?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Are you an amnesiac?

Marky Markov

18:58

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.

Geobits

Are you an orphan?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

Optimizer

how much memory you have?

Geobits

:(

Optimizer

how much memory you have?

Marky Markov

18:58

@Optimizer 00

Calvin's Hobbies

How are you and Geobits related?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies 00

Calvin's Hobbies

I see...

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies 00

Calvin's Hobbies

umm

Marky Markov

18:59

@Calvin'sHobbies Good night

Calvin's Hobbies

Good night

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Good night !

Geobits

Marky, you're embarrassing me here...

Optimizer

good night

Marky Markov

@Geobits :P

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