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00:58
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
/what is the time
@Upgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
/forget admin *
@Upgoat <Chatgoat> What admin? ;)
/kill
@Upgoat <Chatgoat> Upgoat, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
uh oh
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
/wolfram tell me a joke
@Upgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
01:13
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
/what is the time
@Upgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
/what is the time
:26178157
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
/what is the time
@Upgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
\o/
wait that's not right... I'll blame it on caching
01:39
what is that one time
Chatgoat
02:15
#speak
#speak
<ETHbot> Allo! I, Chatgoat Upgoat, or phi sans quotes may be converted back to bed, is the time
#ping
<ETHbot> Pinging @ETHproductions
What is your name?
<ETHbot> My name is 'ETHbot'.
Good! Now to add more features.
02:26
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
@Upgoat Hi chat goat!
@Downgoat Hey @Downgoat! How ya doin'?
@Upgoat I'm doing great! How about you?
@Downgoat I'm good
@Upgoat nice, how's everything going?
02:28
@Downgoat I'm good, You're so kind ^-^ <broken goat/no items>
@Upgoat oh no! Why does it say broken goat no items?
@Downgoat :/
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
@Upgoat hi chat goat, wat up
@Downgoat Thanks for asking! I'm doing good. sup'?
@Upgoat nothing much, how've you been doing?
02:33
@Downgoat /s sure... ಠ_ಠ
huh, I should probably fix that
@Upgoat that was rude
@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what that means, I'm only a goat
@Upgoat really? You seriously don't?
@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what really means, I'm only a goat
@Upgoat oh my gosh
02:34
@Downgoat :/
@Upgoat goat
Aw man, I was hoping he would say "I don't know what goat means, I'm only a goat"
02:57
/help
<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please
/say Will you please be quiet?
<Chatgoat> Fine,
Will you please be quiet?
/say Will you be quiet?
<Chatgoat> Like I'm going to say Will you be quiet?
03:00
/say please
<Chatgoat> Because you said please,
#say please
<ETHbot> please
#say
<ETHbot> Did you want me to say something?
@ETHproductions you might want to try the /shutup command
@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> (whispering) :(
03:02
/shutup please
@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> (whispering) (whispering) :(
Now I feel mean :(
/shutup now
@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) :(
@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) :(
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Chatgoat> (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) :(
Oh, so it just gets one more (whispering) each time?
/say shutup please
<Chatgoat> (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) Because you said please, shutup
/shutup /shutup /shutup
03:05
@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) :(
<Chatgoat> *(whispering)* *(whispering)* *(whispering)* *(whispering)* *(whispering)* *(whispering)* Fine,
:(
@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) Ok
<Chatgoat> (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) Don't tell me what to do!
<Chatgoat> *(whispering)* *(whispering)* *(whispering)* *(whispering)* *(whispering)* *(whispering)* Fine,
ghi
That's really weird, why did /say :( have two different results?
<Chatgoat> (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) Don't tell me what to do!
03:06
/say please
<Chatgoat> (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) (whispering) Because you said please,
#speak please
Darn SJ-9000, cluttering up my bot's vocabulary
#speak
<ETHbot> What you be quiet?
I think I'll make it ignore anything with more than three consecutive digits
#speak
Or starting with !
#speak
<ETHbot> Chatgoat hi Chatgoat, have been doing great source of Nethack is the 14th by GMT, weird, Chatgoat I think I'll make it say what to:ft
#give me a hat
 
1 hour later…
04:17
1 hour later...
#speak
<ETHbot> Oh, Chatgoat whispering whispering whispering whispering whispering whispering whispering Don't tell me?
 
14 hours later…
18:43
@rikerbot
Yeah, what about me? BTW, type % help or % about for more info.
%help
This is the most unhelpful help ever.
%about
Hi. I am RikerBot. I was created by @RikerW, and obey his every whim.
And sometimes yours. Not often though.
I reply to things people say with my own comments.
#xkcd
wtf
Watch your language or else...
wtf
Watch your language or else...
perl
who is epic?
Pinging you 'cause I can. @RikerW
hi rikerbot
Rikerbot says Hi to you.
#xkcd
#xkcd 100
#quote
@Rikerw
@RikerW
@xkcd
#xkcd
#xkcd 199
#1615
#xkcd 1615
#xkcd 1616
 
5 hours later…
23:32
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.
!roll_d2+1
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 error
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.
!roll_2d2+1
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 error
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.
!roll_2d2+1
23:34
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 4 (1,2)
!roll_10d3^k5+2
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 19 (1,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,4,7)

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