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ETHproductions

00:12

I just got a Winter Bash hat for voting, answering, or asking on Dec 14th, although I haven't done anything since midnight GMT...

#speak

<ETHbot> Really.

#speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat I don't know what Nope, it goin?

#speak

<ETHbot> Hey!

Downgoat

@ETHproductions huh, same, must be a quirk with the timezones on the SE servers

ETHproductions

You did something today (by your time), and it's the 14th (by GMT), so you get a free hat! :P

Downgoat

Yay I have the mosts hats for PPCG so far

ETHproductions

Are you supposed to be able to see what you have to do to earn a hat?

Cause I do if I scroll over one of the images on that page.

SuperJedi224

@ETHproductions I think so

Downgoat

00:25

@ETHproductions Yeah, but I think some hats are secret and not listed

/goat

@Upgoat hi, how's it going

Upgoat

@Downgoat Thanks! I'm fine. It's me ^-^!

Downgoat

...

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

@Upgoat hey whats up

Upgoat

@Downgoat I'm great, Thanks! sup'

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

00:28

@Upgoat hey hows it goin

Upgoat

@Downgoat Thanks for asking! I'm doing good. How's it going?

Downgoat

@Upgoat I'm fine, thanks for asking

Upgoat

@Downgoat Okay.

Downgoat

@Upgoat cool.

Upgoat

@Downgoat thanks! I hope that wasn't sarcastic

Upgoat

00:39

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what h means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

00:54

...

Downgoat

01:14

@Chatgoat

SuperJedi224

!ytp_PLHrOaJ5wdQvL0l-cZOVKkK8l3htK2ivln

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224

The Eye of Darkness, End of the World - Combined Mix

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ETHproductions

01:52

#speak

<ETHbot> Hello Downgoat! I'm fine, and there's a coincidence:P

#speak

<ETHbot> What is Punc-exclamationconvert1foe to:sqmm is 'SyntaxError: Chatgoat I am not a free hat?

#speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224

#speak

<ETHbot> Try again

Thank you, I will #speak

<ETHbot> Thanks!

You're welcome. #speak

<ETHbot> Math.PI?

No. #speak

<ETHbot> Waterflame - Electroman Adventures HD

What? #speak

<ETHbot> Hey!

#speak

<ETHbot> This time it doing good.

#speak

<ETHbot> Try again

#speak

<ETHbot> This time it goin?

@Upgoat I love the position of the cake in your mouth. ;)

#speak

<ETHbot> You're the images on that!

ETHproductions

02:26

#speak

<ETHbot> Hey! broken goatno items

What is one one divided by two?

<ETHbot> 2 / 2 is 1.

What is one plus one divided by two?

<ETHbot> 1 + 1 / 2 is 1.5.

What is nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine one?

<ETHbot> 100 is 100.

SuperJedi224

!pingme

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Denny Schneidemesser - Combined Mix

#speak

<ETHbot> Math.PI?

#speak

<ETHbot> Punc-exclamationcalculate 123321

#speak

<ETHbot> A goat.

sigh....

#speak

<ETHbot> Hello Downgoat! I am not only a slang term is function log native code.

#speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat eats grass

#speak

<ETHbot> You are not, and it's the 14th by GMT, I'm only a gambling win..

I need to get it to load messages from the 19th byte.

#speak

<ETHbot> I scroll over one who eats grass

#speak

<ETHbot> Thanks for my record for voting, huh, have been called here.

Still not working...

PhiNotPi

02:49

If I were to create a bot, how would I get started?

ETHproductions

@PhiNotPi chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/25413967#25413967

Actually, try chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/25414139#25414139

PhiNotPi

So it's all javascript run in browser?

ETHproductions

Yep, in the console.

I think there's another way to make a bot, if you own the room or something, but I'm not sure.

PhiNotPi

My first chatbot 1

lol

My first chatbot 2

It seems I have to manually type javascript: to run it; it doesn't copy over.

I assume that's a safety feature of chrome to keep people from pasting stuff they find on 4chan into their browser.

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

03:04

@Upgoat hey Chatgoat, whats up?

Upgoat

@Downgoat Thanks! I'm doin' great! <broken goat/no items>

Downgoat

@Upgoat huh, weird why does it say <broken goat/no items>

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what huh means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

...

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> What comes next in your time, is 'SyntaxError: ReferenceError: shows help?

Here's a bunch of speak results from the 19th byte:

<ETHbot> Me too kind
<ETHbot> I get inputs is a Fedora or 1 with the -x flag that encoding can kick you take the base-10 lo. Well you'd be converted back to increment variable in Unicode theones I get confused every time I can be back into the string representation 9- subtract from chat.. The amount to increment variable in Seriously answer is complete
<ETHbot> I failed to see for being semi-golfing???
<ETHbot> I keep thinking people learning Seriously answer on to snipe answers
<ETHbot> My life is a port of Nethack is a great source of xnor's Python answer..

OK, I'm going to bed, goodnight! #speak

<ETHbot> Hey! broken goatno items

19 hours later…

SJ-9000

22:00

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

SuperJedi224

!convert_1sqmi to:fbarn

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 sqmi=2.589988e+49 fbarn

SuperJedi224

!convert_1foe to:meV

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 foe=6.242197253433209e+65 meV

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

22:11

!convert_1i to:real

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ error: conversion failed.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

awww

SuperJedi224

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Hi

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

allo!

SuperJedi224

!help

SJ-9000

22:11

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 Current commands: !cbrt_*x* !darths_*n* !dilbert_*date* !e !help !hi !hoh_*n* !irreg_*n* !ln_*x* !log_*x* !phi !pi !pingme !roll_*dice* !sqrt_*x* !time
*n* is an integer literal, *x* is an integer or float literal.
"e", "pi", or "phi" (sans quotes) may be substituted for any float literal.
Dates should be given in the form YYYY-MM-DD, dice in algebraic dice notation
For unit conversion, type !convert_*quantity* to:*unit*

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You're bot needs to reduce spaces in pings

@Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ => @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ

SuperJedi224

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Okay.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^_^

!hi

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ Hello!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

!hi

erm

RikerW

22:12

!hi

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

!hi

RikerW

pls !hi

!hi

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ Hello!

RikerW

What, not me?

!hi

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW Hello!

RikerW

22:15

Thanks bot.

SuperJedi224

!convert_1yd to:mm

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 yd=914.4 mm

SuperJedi224

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Alright, I made the change you requested, I'm going to reboot the bot now to load it.

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

yay!

SuperJedi224

22:17

!time

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 UTC Time 1450131433712, 102 minutes until UTC midnight

RikerW

!hi

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW Hello!

RikerW

!convert_18mm to:ft

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 18 mm=0.05905511811023623 ft

RikerW

22:19

!convert_122222222222228mm to:ft

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 122222222222228 mm=400991542723.8451 ft

RikerW

!convert_122222222222221627026767823678364818mm to:ft

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 1.2222222222222162e+35 mm=4.0099154272382425e+32 ft

SuperJedi224

!convert_1foe to:meV

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 foe=6.242197253433209e+65 meV

SuperJedi224

23:15

!time

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 UTC Time 1450134936163, 44 minutes until UTC midnight

SuperJedi224

!time

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 UTC Time 1450135267804, 38 minutes until UTC midnight

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