Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2015-12-12 (page 6 of 9)

SJ-9000

19:44

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Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Good(morning|night)!

Downgoat

/forget *

/forget phrase *

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> What is 5 divided by 2. Five is

#speak

<ETHbot> Times means You're dumb. Five is p is one?

What is zero?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "zero" means.

Zero is 0.

<ETHbot> Got it!

SuperJedi224

19:48

!roll_1000d12^k80

ETHproductions

What is zero?

<ETHbot> Zero is 0.

SJ-9000

!roll_1000d12^k80

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SuperJedi224

!roll_1000d12^k80

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1538

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

19:50

/forget phrase *

Upgoat

What phrase? ;)

Downgoat

/say

Upgoat

Downgoat

/learn phrase I am Chatgoat

Upgoat

I learned the phrase "I am Chatgoat"

Downgoat

19:51

/say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I am Chatgoat

Downgoat

/forget phrase I am Chatgoat

Upgoat

What phrase? ;)

Downgoat

/say

Upgoat

ETHproductions

19:51

#say

<ETHbot> Did you want me to say something?

#say Yes.

<ETHbot> Yes.

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/respondto Goatchat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what respondto means, I'm only a goat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/responsdto Goatchat

Upgoat

I now respond to Goatchat

Downgoat

19:55

@Goatchat say Hi

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot Loaded.

Downgoat

/kill

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/learn name @Leftgoat

/kill

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

19:58

/learn name @Leftgoat

ETHproductions

What is zero?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "zero" means.

Zero is 0.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Zero (zero)

One is zero + 1.

<ETHbot>
I didn't understand these: One (One)

Zero is 7. One is 1.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Zero (zero), One ( one)

Upgoat

/kill

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/learn name @Leftgoat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

Zero is zero. One is 1.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: One (1)
But I didn't understand these: Zero (Zero)

Downgoat

19:59

/learn name @Leftgoat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what Zero means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

What is one?

<ETHbot> One is 1.

What is zero?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "zero" means.

Zero is 0. Plus means +.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Zero (0)

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/learn name @Leftgoat

quartata

/goat

Upgoat

20:01

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

quartata

Goats. Goats are nice.

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what Goats. means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

Zero is 0. Plus means +.

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what Zero means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Zero (0)

Upgoat

20:02

<Chatgoat> I don't know what <Chatgoat> means, I'm only a goat

/kill

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> Learned these words: zero is 0. plus (+)

Whoops

quartata

What is this?

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> I don't know what "this" means.

Wrong text box

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

This is fun.

Upgoat

20:03

<Chatgoat> I don't know what This means, I'm only a goat

/kill

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

ETHproductions

<ETHbot>
I didn't understand these: This (This)

Downgoat

I think I broke chatgoat D:

quartata

@ETHproductions Your JS reminds me of that time I fell asleep on my keyboard

Are you trying to golf your chatbot?

ETHproductions

Hahaha, it's awful right now ;)

Not really, just getting it to work properly.

quartata

Maybe I should golf my bot.

@ETHproductions I see

ETHproductions

20:04

My code is 9159 bytes long, in case anyone wants to beat me

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

quartata

/goat

SuperJedi224

My bot's 4,711 bytes...

Upgoat

quartata

what

Upgoat

20:05

<Chatgoat> I don't know what what means, I'm only a goat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what <Chatgoat> means, I'm only a goat

/kill

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

quartata

@Upgoat Yeah, probably should make it ignore its own messages

Upgoat

<Totally Chatgoat> I think I have Mad Goat disease

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

testing if chat goat responds to this

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what testing means, I'm only a goat

/kill

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

Zero is 1. One is zero.

Upgoat

20:08

<Chatgoat> I don't know what Zero means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Zero (1), One (1)

Upgoat

/kill

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

ETHproductions

Why does Chatgoat keep responding to Zero?

Zero is 0. Plus means +.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Zero (0)

<ETHbot> Learned these words: plus (+)

Downgoat

@ETHproductions Chatgoat apparently is responding to everything

ETHproductions

What is zero plus one plus one plus one?

Upgoat

20:09

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> Zero plus one plus one plus one is 3.

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what <ETHbot> means, I'm only a goat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Chatgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

Chatgoat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what Chatgoat means, I'm only a goat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> I think I should golf your chatbot?

Upgoat

20:11

<Chatgoat> I don't know what #speak means, I'm only a goat

/kill

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> What is zero..

What is zero?

<ETHbot> Zero is 0.

Upgoat

whoops wrong textbox

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

@Upgoat Common mistake

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what Common means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

A common goat

Upgoat

20:13

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

quartata

Having it reply to every message is a little annoying

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what Having means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

???

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what ??? means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

/

Upgoat

20:13

<Chatgoat> I don't know what <Chatgoat> means, I'm only a goat

quartata

Of course you don't.

goat

Oh, you turned it off.

I wanted it to say "I don't know what goat means, I'm only a goat"

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

goat

ETHproductions

goat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what i.stack.imgur.com/YwiYm.gif means, I'm only a goat

._.

ETHproductions

haha

Goat is i.stack.imgur.com/YwiYm.gif.

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: Goat (Goat)

Goat means i.stack.imgur.com/YwiYm.gif.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: goat (i.stack.imgur.com/ywiym.gif)

What is goat?

<ETHbot> Goat is "TypeError: i.stack is undefined".

Goat is "i.stack.imgur.com/YwiYm.gif".

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: Goat (Goat)

Upgoat

20:16

I figured out the problem, the array with the usernames to respond to becomes a string and string.indexOf("") always returns true...

ETHproductions

Goat means "i.stack.imgur.com/YwiYm.gif".

<ETHbot> Learned these words: goat ("i.stack.imgur.com/ywiym.gif")

What is goat?

<ETHbot> Goat is "i.stack.imgur.com/ywiym.gif".

What is your name?

<ETHbot> My name is "ETHbot".

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Testing if chat goat?

What is your name, ETHbot? #speak

<ETHbot> Are you don't.

<ETHbot> I don't know what "ethbot" means.

@ETHbot What is your name?

<ETHbot> ETHproductions will be with you momentarily.

<ETHbot> My name is "ETHbot".

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

@Upgoat What is your name?

<ETHbot> My name is "ETHbot".

Not helpful. #speak

<ETHbot> Goat is zero.

Upgoat

20:20

@ETHproductions ಠ_ಠ

ETHproductions

LOL

ETHbot, say sorry to Upgoat. #speak

<ETHbot> Goat means i.stack.imgur.comYwiYm.gif.

That's better.

#speak

<ETHbot> What is i.stack.imgur.comYwiYm.gif. Plus means i.stack.imgur.comYwiYm.gif...

Upgoat

What is JavaScript doing to my variables!
`window.name = ["\","@Chatgoat", "@Upgoat"]; typeof window.name;` is returning "string"

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> I don't know what "name" means.

Umm... Isn't name a built-in, unchangable property of window?

Upgoat

@ETHproductions yeah it is :p I just realized that

ETHproductions

What is window.name?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "name" means.

Upgoat

20:26

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

Name is "name".

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Name (name)

Upgoat

/say

<Chatgoat> Did you know I am a goat?

I learned the person "@Leftgoat"

<Chatgoat> Ok

ETHproductions

Name is "name".

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Name ("name")

What is name? What is your name?

<ETHbot> Name is "name".

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

What is your name?

<ETHbot> My name is "ETHbot".

Downgoat

20:27

/forget person *

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> What phrase? ;)

/kill

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/kill

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/forget admin Downgoat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> What admin? ;)

Downgoat

20:29

/kill

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I'm sorry Downgoat. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

Downgoat

/kill Open the farm house doors. Chatgoat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I'm sorry Downgoat. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

Downgoat

:P

ETHproductions

Haha, ETHbot to the rescue

There, extraneous star removed.

Downgoat

20:31

/learn admin Downgoat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I learned the admin "Downgoat"

Downgoat

^ basically makes the whole admin thing useless

ETHproductions

Five is 5.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Five (5)

Six is six.

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: Six ("Six")

Six is 6.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Six (6)

What is five + six?

<ETHbot> Five + six is 11.

Forget five.

<ETHbot> Forgot these words: five

What is five?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "five" means.

What is your name?

<ETHbot> My name is "ETHbot".

Forget everything.

What is six?

<ETHbot> Six is 6.

Six is 6.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Six (6)

What is six?

<ETHbot> Six is 6.

Forget everything.

<ETHbot> Forgot these words: my name, six

What is your name?

Hooray, it works! \o/

<ETHbot> I don't know what "name" means.

Your name is "ETHbot".

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Your name ("ethbot")

Downgoat

/forget admin *

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> What admin? ;)

Downgoat

20:36

/kill

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I'm sorry Downgoat. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> Forgot these words:

Upgoat

/kill

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

ETHproductions

Forget Pikachu.

<ETHbot> Forgot these words: Pikachu

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/kill

<Chatgoat> Upgoat, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

ETHproductions

20:38

Quine is "#quine".

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Quine ("#quine")

What is quine?

<ETHbot> Quine is "#quine".

#speak

<ETHbot> What is six.

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

Six is 6. #speak

<ETHbot> What is 6.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Six (6)

LOL

What is 6?

<ETHbot> 6 is 6.

#speak

<ETHbot> Five is

#speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat Nooo! Chatgoat has been called

Wrong bot. #speak

<ETHbot> ETHbot What is ETHbot Learned these words: Pikachu.

Maybe I should undo my newest changes to the #speak algorithm...

<ETHbot> Chatgoat has been called

I didn't call Chatgoat! I called ETHbot! #speak

<ETHbot> Forget person

#quote

<ETHbot> "SURPRISE! We're doing it now."

#speak

<ETHbot> ETHbot I called

#speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat has been called

#speak

<ETHbot> Your name ethbot

#speak

<ETHbot> Six is six.

Good job. #speak

<ETHbot> ETHbot Learned these words: my name

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

chat goat is so smart it can now golf code for you

ETHproductions

#speak

Downgoat

20:47

/golf s=>Math.floor(s+1)

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> is only 11bytes in the KAI-2238 encoding.

Downgoat

/golf s=>Math.floor(s+3)

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> is only 11bytes in the WNY-14369 encoding.

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: my name is your name?

Downgoat

huh

ETHproductions

20:48

What's those messages supposed to mean?

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/golf s=>Math.floor(s+2)

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> is only 5 bytes in the NAC-94 encoding.

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: <Chatgoat> ("<Chatgoat> ")

@Upgoat What on earth does this mean? #speak

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

20:52

#speak

<ETHbot> Forgot these words: my name is six?

Downgoat

/golf n=>n+32

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> is only 2 bytes in the PJN-699 encoding.

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: <Chatgoat> ("<Chatgoat> ")

@Downgoat What on earth are these crazy encodings?

Downgoat

@ETHproductions they're randomly generated, it's a joke feature

ETHproductions

Oh, I see #speak

<ETHbot> What is 6

Downgoat

20:54

஑ᜳᑱ࿎ஔ௢྘␲ϙᨎඓܟ↶⊛ὤ➧

ETHproductions

You're so dumb, ETHbot.

Downgoat

huh, that works

Upgoat

/kill

<Chatgoat> Upgoat, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

ETHproductions

#speak

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/golf

<Chatgoat> is only 11 bytes in the GAK-9162 encoding.

ETHproductions

20:55

<ETHbot> Chatgoat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> is only 0 bytes in the GMT-4350 encoding.

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: <Chatgoat> ("<Chatgoat> ")

Downgoat

/golf

SuperJedi224

!roll_1024d4k128

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 512

SuperJedi224

20:55

!roll_1024d6k128

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 768

SuperJedi224

!roll_1024d8k128

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1021

Downgoat

how the heck do you get unicode chars in a textarea

SuperJedi224

Does copypasting them work?

Otherwise, try using the console.

ĝ

Downgoat

20:58

@SuperJedi224 I meant through a bot, Using value doesn't seem to work, hm...

SuperJedi224

...I forgot to add a modulo instruction...

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