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00:33
!roll 10d12^k5
!roll_10d12^k5
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 61
!roll_10d8^k5
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 30
!roll_10d6^k5
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 33
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot Loaded.
00:39
!roll_12d4^k5
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 25 (1,2,2,2,2,2,3,3,3,3,7,9)
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called
/tell Upgoat Hello world
<Chatgoat> @Upgoat, @Downgoat says: Hello world
/kill
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called
/say hello world to Upgoat
/kill
<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called
/sat hello world to Upgoat
/say hello world to Upgoat
<Chatgoat> @Upgoat, @Downgoat says: say hello world
/help
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /???: where does chatgoat come from?
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please
End with `to Username` to mention someone
/say
<Chatgoat> Ok
/say hello world to upgoat
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called
/say hello world to upgoat
<Chatgoat> @upgoat, @Downgoat says: say hello world
/say say to to upgoat
<Chatgoat> @upgoat, @Downgoat says: say say to
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called
/say say to to upgoat
01:07
!roll_100d6^k30
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 197 (1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,3,3,3,3,3‌​,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,5,5,5,5,‌​5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,7,7,7,7,8,8,8,10,10,11,14,16)
/say Cool! how does the notation work? to SuperJedi224
<Chatgoat> @SuperJedi224, @ev3commander says: Cool! how does the notation work?
This is filler text to remove my notification
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called
01:09
@ev3commander The basic form is xdy, where x is the number of dice and y is the number of sides on each die. Adding a carat after the number of sides indicates exploding dice. Adding kz at the end means only the z highest will be tallied and the remaining ones will be ignored.
/say hello to upgoat
<Chatgoat> @upgoat, @Downgoat says: hello
exploding dice? wut?
On an exploding die, each time you roll the maximum value, you get to roll again and add.
!roll_10d6^
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander 68 (1,2,2,5,7,8,9,10,10,14)
01:12
Oh I get it so if I get 6 then I get to increase that by another dice roll. That's how I got 7, 8, 9, 10, 10, and 14...
!roll_99d100^
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander 5005 (1,2,3,3,3,6,6,7,7,8,8,10,10,11,12,12,15,17,17,20,20,20,21,25,27,27,29,31,32,33,‌​34,35,35,35,36,36,37,37,37,38,39,40,40,41,43,44,45,45,46,48,51,54,55,56,57,58,59,‌​59,60,60,61,61,62,63,63,68,68,70,71,73,74,74,75,79,80,80,81,81,82,83,83,85,85,85,‌​86,86,87,87,88,89,89,90,92,95,96,98,98,99,135)
whoa whoa 135?
You were rolling 100-sided exploding dice, so...
Yeah but theres like a 1/10000 chance of it
Yeah, you rollled a 100 and then a 35 on the reroll apparently
@RikerW Hi
01:13
Hi. Just checking in.
My bot can roll virtual dice now
Nice. Can I use it for D&D? :P
Yeah, it can simulate dice of any positive integer number of sides.
Cool.
!roll_d20
01:15
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 6 (6)
!roll_10000d1000
Roll bot roll!
I think the output message is too long.
Okay. !roll_100d1000
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 54390 (1,49,65,65,83,88,95,109,154,156,172,177,179,179,181,189,212,244,254,257,259,280‌​,313,320,321,352,355,360,370,382,385,392,402,426,431,437,443,446,449,454,464,467,‌​488,500,504,526,535,542,554,564,571,574,575,583,585,586,587,638,638,645,650,661,6‌​67,674,675,686,695,701,705,706,735,743,750,751,753,769,781,787,790,791,804,814,85‌​1,866,884,891,902,904,907,911,922,926,953,955,955,957,957,967,985,997)
!roll_1000d1000
Aww.
01:16
Same problem again. I think I should modify the script so it errors if you specify more than 100 dice.
100d18237182371923^
Is chatgoat running? I see Downgoat in the list of users.
10d12938129031^
!roll_1048576d4
100d10001002341321312^k12
01:18
I'm fixing some stuff now.
!roll_1048576d4
!roll_1048576d4 pls
@SuperJedi224 Wait, 100 dice or 100 sided dice?
I just disconnected the bot. I'll reconnect it as soon as I'm done with the current set of changes.
What's the maximum length of a single-line message?
Hey.
01:19
@SuperJedi224 A lot
Don't know, lets find out.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
More than 256
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm gonna run ETHbot's #speak command in the 19th byte for a few minutes, see what it comes up with
01:20
Less than 512
But send the output to the console
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So it doesn't make the mods mad.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​‌​‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
01:20
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​‌​‌​‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
k
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I h=just added 1 a
Okay, in the new version, if the message would otherwise exceed 300 characters, it will only print the total.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
524
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
01:21
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No limt apparently
well you once posted 1000 digits of e once
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot Loaded.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I get a popup saying "The message is too long." after 524...
01:22
!roll_1024d4
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 2625
I don't.
!roll_128d4
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 308 (1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2,2,2‌​,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,‌​3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4‌​,4,4,4,4,4,4,4)
!roll_1048576d4
01:22
There.
Oh, the limit resets at newlines
So yeah, practically no limit.
Go Lost orb of Phanastacoria!
!roll_1048576d4
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 2622657
#speak
(automatic response) Don't know, World! where slash is too long to sync
!roll_1d1^
01:23
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander 1 (1)
hey
exploding dice ain't work :(
#speak
(automatic response) Less than 256
#speak plz
(automatic response) Okay.
01:24
@ev3commander Sanity check, when any die of fewer than two sides is rolled it simply returns the number of sides
#quote
(automatic response) "RikerW deleted."
!roll_21d2
Aww..
01:24
Hey, if I was deleted, how can I still post????
#quote
(automatic response) "You cannot hide forever, RikerW."
!roll_21d2^
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander 75 (1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,3,3,3,3,3,3,5,5,7,7,7,17)
It still hates you
lol 17 :D
01:25
#quote
(automatic response) "What is thy bidding, my master?"
!roll_1038419237829173d2^k23
@ETHproductions almost more than I hate perl.
!roll_1038419237829173d2^k23
You broke firefox. Good going.
Sorry.
Wait, I am apologizing to a bot??? :(
I actually forgot he was a bot for a moment.
!roll_d1
That last message I posted manually.
Also, I killed the script for the time being.
01:27
Oh. (insert embarassed face here)
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot Loaded.
!roll_1000000d4
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 2499791
!roll_11000000d4
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 error
01:29
!roll_1038419237829173d2^k23
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW error
Some results from the 19th byte:
(automatic response) Maybe the number of it
(automatic response) I guess you don't know.
(automatic response) So that.
(automatic response) I forgot to polynomial time?
(automatic response) Catalogs don't know.
(automatic response) And is shorter way to Maple.
(automatic response) Nooo, but I can't count as an integer partition numbers grow superpolynomially, I gave you
Okay, it's fixed.
Do it, I dare you bot!!!
!roll_1038419237829173d2^k23
!roll_1038419237829173d2^k23
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW error
01:29
stupid bot.
You are worse than @Thatha.
I capped it at 10^7 dice now
To make it harder for you to break firefox on me
!roll_10^7+1d2^k23
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW error
!roll_10^7d2^k23
This time it's an error in that it couldn't parse your dice notation string
01:31
!roll_10^7d2
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 30 (1,1,1,3,3,3,3,5,5,5)
!roll_10000000d10000000
My favorite so far:
(automatic response) Cause if you explain to use..THE EVIL SEED OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE GERMINATES WITHIN YOU
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 49999361575001
!roll_10000000d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
01:31
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 0
2
rofl
I'm not sure how it got that.
Maybe a stack overflow? :P
Ha, starred. :P
2
Hey, I didn't do that... glares at bot
The last thing on the console for that browser window is 10000000d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
01:33
10000000d10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌​000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌​000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌​000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌​00
!hoh_166
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 Burk neorice.com/hoh_166
!xkcd_100
My bot doesn't do xkcd. I think one of the other bots does though.
!darthsanddroids_100
#xkcd
It's !darths_100
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0100.html
It's shorter that way
!irreg_100
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW irregularwebcomic.net/100.html
01:36
All the good webcomics I see. Except XKCD.
It does dilbert comics though
!dilbert_2000-04-01
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 dilbert.com/strip/2000-04-01
Cool. And @ETHproductions has xkcd covered.
(automatic response) ETHproductions will be with you momentarily.
#xkcd 1600
#xkcd 1605
#xkcd 1608
@ETHproductions I've seen that one a lot today.
01:37
Ha. Can't deal with hoverboards.
#xkcd 1610
#xkcd 1615
rofl
Hey, it does title text too!
#xkcd_rand(100,1000)
01:39
Yes, because chat oneboxes xkcd comics.
#xkcd 100
I don't think random worked...
testing #xkcd 100
Yeah, sadly failed.
Running this on my machine:
var i=0;
function f(){
for(var i of document.getElementsByClassName("pending"))for(var j of i.children)for(var k of j.children)if(k.innerHTML=="retry")k.click();
post("http://xkcd.com/"+i)
i++;

}
setInterval(f,1000);
With post:
function post(x){document.getElementById('input').value=x;document.getElementById('sayit-‌​button').click()}
function postRaw(t){
 document.getElementById('input').value=t;document.getElementById('sayit-button').click()
 t=2200;
}
ARGHH Never mind, I hate chrome.
01:42
And my main post function is a wrapper for that.
Here we go:
var i=0;
function f(){
post("http://xkcd.com/"+i)
i++;

}
setInterval(f,20000);
@RikerW Why.
Oops out of control
Stopped now.
Sorry.
#quote
(automatic response) "The Force is with you, young RikerW, but you are not a Jedi yet."
#ping
01:46
(automatic response) Pinging @RikerW
@quine
#quine
(automatic response) #quine
#downgoat
(automatic response) Did you mean #goat?
Bye now.
01:49
Goodbye.
Another good one from 19th byte: "Disclaimer: all the alphabet"
Or "Since falsy has to ask you could just says only works in, sadly."
#speak
(automatic response) I hate chrome.
@SJ I have an idea
@Eth ^
(automatic response) ETHproductions will be with you momentarily.
What is your idea?
a #ppcg command
I tried making a $ppcgq but badly failed

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