Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2015-12-10 (page 2 of 2)

RikerW

23:01

When I run it in the console, it just spits out gibberish or HTML code. Not even text in the HTML.

Just random empty <span>s and <div>s.

ETHproductions

Change in to of

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot Loaded.

ETHproductions

!dilbert 2015-12-10

!help

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ETHproductions Current commands: !cbrt_*x* !dilbert_*date* !e !help !hoh_*n* !irreg_*n* !ln_*x* !log_*x* !phi !pi !pingme !sqrt_*x* !time
*n* is an integer literal, *x* is an integer or float literal.
"e", "pi", or "phi" (sans quotes) may be substituted for any float literal.
Dates should be given in the form YYYY-MM-DD

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @ETHproductions Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; blue; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

ETHproductions

23:04

!dilbert_2015-12-10

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ETHproductions dilbert.com/strip/2015-12-10

ETHproductions

#quote

(automatic response) "Congratulations! The simple fact that you're standing here listening to me means you've made a glorious contribution to science."

#quote

(automatic response) "[laugh]"

#quote

(automatic response) "Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor."

RikerW

Wow. I went to my code and didn't check this for a bit, and the chat apocalypse happened.

ETHproductions

Now Downgoat's code doesn't work for me either...

RikerW

#hi rikerbot

Rikerbot says Hi to you.

okay who is epic?

rikerbot-is-epic

undefined

Can I see downgoat's code?

!alex

Thatha

23:07

<The Tin Soldier> @RikerW ࠏಠ_ಠ

<Papyrus> @Thatha You're blue now.

RikerW

!pi

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 3.141592653589793

RikerW

!phi

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 1.618033988749895

RikerW

!hi

!eval rikerw

Thatha

23:10

<The Tin Soldier> @RikerW Error: Undefined symbol rikerw

RikerW

stupid bot.

SuperJedi224

@RikerW Maybe I should add that command...

RikerW

Please do.

@quartata I will succeed!!!! !eval rikerw

!eval rikerw

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @RikerW Error: Undefined symbol rikerw

RikerW

ARGHH!

SuperJedi224

23:15

!irreg_1

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 irregularwebcomic.net/irreg_1.html

SuperJedi224

Also, I just made a minor update to the bot. I'm about to reboot it to load the update.

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot Loaded.

SuperJedi224

!hi

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 Hello!

SuperJedi224

23:16

Okay, it works.

RikerW

#hi rikerbot

Rikerbot says Hi to you.

who is epic

rikerbot-is-epic

undefined

who is epic?

rikerbot-is-epic

[object HTMLCollection]

SuperJedi224

@RikerW Is it supposed to post that?

RikerW

Yes, well except the HTML stuff.

SuperJedi224

Which is what I meant.

RikerW

It is supposed to post "Pinging you 'cause I can" + the username of the caller.

here is my code paste.ee/p/JOcNC

quartata

23:24

@Thatha LOL

I forgot I made that command silent ping alex

RikerW

!alex

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @RikerW ࠏಠ_ಠ

<Papyrus> @Thatha Don't make me use my special attack.

quartata

stop trying to ban my own bot please

I better fix that.

RikerW

Both you and me are flipping rooms. Ha.

quartata

Oh, Thatha isn't even owner here anyways

I take that back do whatever you want

RikerW

23:30

What? I was talking to you.

quartata

Yeah.

RikerW

Whatever. Completely missed that.

#quote

Aww. He turned it off.

testing

who is epic

Pinging you 'cause I can. @RikerW

Well, it works in firefox, not chrome.

rikerbot-is-epic

undefined

who is epic

rikerbot-is-epic

Pinging you 'cause I can. @RikerW

Who is owner here? @quartata?

perl

perl-haters

perl

perl-haters

i hate perl

perl-haters

I love Perl!!!! /s

perl-haters

Just got this from google: link

it is about perl

perl-haters

perl

perl-haters

hi rikerbot

#hi rikerbot

Rikerbot says Hi to you.

perl

hi rikerbot

Rikerbot says Hi to you.

hi rikerbot

perl

Rikerbot says Hi to you.

perl

hi rikerbot

perl-haters

wth?

just talking to myself here.

@Rikerbot

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type #help or #about for more.

#help

Thatha

23:51

<The Tin Soldier> @RikerW Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; blue; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

RikerW

#help
@

%help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @RikerW Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; blue; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

RikerW

!alex

help

*help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @RikerW Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; blue; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

RikerW

!delete_self

Thatha

23:52

<The Tin Soldier> *RikerW poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, RikerW ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

quartata

!cure

RikerW

Does that bot reply to everything containing the word help? I need a help command for mine.

!delete_self

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *RikerW poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, RikerW ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

RikerW

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by RikerW and have 4 minutes left to live.

RikerW

23:56

Nobody cure him please

quartata

Only I can cure him.

RikerW

Well don't.

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by RikerW and have 2 minutes left to live.

SuperJedi224

Can't doorknob cure him as well?

RikerW

Got to go now late bye.

Thatha

23:58

<The Tin Soldier> You killed me, RikerW . Now, I die.

SuperJedi224

Also:

Dimrain47 - Infernoplex

►

quartata

@SuperJedi224 Nope.

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> You killed me, RikerW . Now, I die.

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