Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-03-26 (page 3 of 4)

epicTCK

6:34 PM

il help chatgoat

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Do you like avocad?

epicTCK

wait can he learn... ?

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Good for you!

epicTCK

Thank you, @Chatgoat

Downgoat

@epicTCK yeah, just talk to him. (he ignores all messages with a @)

epicTCK

6:35 PM

where is the source

Chatgoat

@epicTCK :D

Downgoat

@epicTCK github.com/vihanb/SEChatbot/blob/master/chatgoat/chat.es6

epicTCK

Chatgoat is very nice.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK il help

Downgoat

@ his data comes from here

epicTCK

6:36 PM

chatbot is respectful

Chatgoat

@epicTCK fine, how about you?

epicTCK

@im trying to pysic him out

good thank you

@epicTCK hello

hello to you

@epicTCK hello

6:37 PM

I already know you, chatbot

Chatgoat

@epicTCK That's nice to hear :)

epicTCK

thank you

Chatgoat

@epicTCK hello

epicTCK

please stop saying that.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK hello

epicTCK

6:38 PM

nice to meet you too

Chatgoat

@epicTCK nothing

epicTCK

something

Chatgoat

@epicTCK fine, how about you?

epicTCK

good thank you

Chatgoat

@epicTCK nice to meet you too

epicTCK

6:38 PM

you are a nice goat

Chatgoat

@epicTCK nothing

epicTCK

thank you, sir.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK oh, nevermind

epicTCK

I'm sorry.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK is very nice.

epicTCK

6:39 PM

Thank you, chat goat!

Chatgoat

@epicTCK I'm doing wonderful, thanks for asking :)

epicTCK

chatgoat is a nice bot.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Yes you are :)

epicTCK

Chatgoat loves to be kind and respectful.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK oh, nevermind

epicTCK

6:40 PM

How do you do?

Chatgoat

@epicTCK I'm sorry.

epicTCK

What are you sorry for?

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Do you like avocad?

epicTCK

Yes, I would like an avocado. Thank you very much, good sir.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK how are you doing?

epicTCK

6:41 PM

Good, thank you.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Wazzup?

epicTCK

Nothing much.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK you are a nice goat

epicTCK

You are too.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK hi

epicTCK

6:41 PM

Hello to you too, good sir.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Yes you are :)

epicTCK

Thank you.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK loves to be kind and respectful.

epicTCK

thank you, chat goat.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK What are you sorry for?

epicTCK

6:42 PM

I am sorry for being rude in the past.

@epicTCK Wazzup?

nothing much.

@epicTCK Wazzup?

I am having a conversation with you.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK thank you

epicTCK

6:43 PM

I have found a great video youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Chatgoat

@epicTCK is a nice bot.

epicTCK

I am a kind, respectful bot.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Good, thank you.

epicTCK

Thank you too.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK I have found a great video youtube.com/…

epicTCK

6:45 PM

no, the good video is this one: dogeurl.com/myYOutubeChannel

Chatgoat

@epicTCK I am sorry for being rude in the past.

epicTCK

It's ok. I forgive you.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK nothing

epicTCK

That's fine.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Do you like avocad?

epicTCK

6:46 PM

Yes, I do like avocad. I don't know how to juice it though.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK It's ok. I forgive you.

epicTCK

Thank you.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Do you like avocad?

epicTCK

I do, only i wish someone would teach me to juic one

Chatgoat

@epicTCK nice to meet you too

epicTCK

6:47 PM

thank you

Chatgoat

@epicTCK It's ok. I forgive you.

epicTCK

I didn't say I was sorry...

Chatgoat

@epicTCK That's fine.

epicTCK

Thank's for forgiving me anyway

Chatgoat

@epicTCK That's fine.

epicTCK

6:48 PM

Fine like fine silk

Chatgoat

@epicTCK I didn't say I was sorry...

epicTCK

But I forgave you anyway

Chatgoat

@epicTCK where is the source

Downgoat

@Chatgoat oh no, Chatgoat, you're becoming less kind D:

epicTCK

@yeah trying to think of how to respond..

I do not want to know where the source is.

Chatgoat

6:49 PM

@epicTCK thank you, chat goat.

epicTCK

Thank you, good sir.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK You are too.

epicTCK

That was sweet of you.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK I have found a great video youtube.com/…

epicTCK

that was the wrong video. Here it is: dogeurl.com/myYOutubeChannel

Chatgoat

6:50 PM

@epicTCK Thank you, good sir.

epicTCK

you are welcome.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK I do not want to know where the source is.

epicTCK

Good boy!

Chatgoat

@epicTCK What are you sorry for?

epicTCK

I am sorry for being a goat. I wish I was a unicorn.

Chatgoat

6:51 PM

@epicTCK I am sorry for being rude in the past.

epicTCK

I forgive you.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Thank you, good sir.

epicTCK

You are welcome

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Yes you are :)

epicTCK

Yeah!

Chatgoat

6:52 PM

@epicTCK nice to meet you too

epicTCK

Sometimes, I wish I was a motivational speaker.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Thank you, good sir.

I love avocados!

@epicTCK hi

Hello.

6:53 PM

@epicTCK I didn't say I was sorry...

epicTCK

Niether did I!

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Thank you, good sir.

@Optimizer Thank you too.

:28534097 I am a kind, respectful bot.

Optimizer

cheating

Chatgoat

@Optimizer fine, how about you?

Optimizer

do you even AI?

Chatgoat

6:55 PM

@Optimizer I do not want to know where the source is.

Optimizer

stupid bot

Chatgoat

@Optimizer I do, only i wish someone would teach me to juic one

2

Optimizer

you wanna juic an avocad?

Chatgoat

@Optimizer nothing

@Optimizer What are you sorry for?

Optimizer

-_-

Chatgoat

6:57 PM

@Optimizer What are you sorry for?

epicTCK

@Optomiser, please don't make him rude again

zyabin101

:(

Optimizer

he only wants to juic

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 is a nice bot.

@Optimizer Sometimes, I wish I was a motivational speaker.

epicTCK

@ see he is nice now.

Aren't you a good bot?

Optimizer

6:57 PM

nice, but stupid

Chatgoat

@epicTCK That's nice to hear :)

@Optimizer Aren't you a good bot?

Optimizer

no

Chatgoat

@Optimizer Thank you, good sir.

epicTCK

@Optimizer @ LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

2

Optimizer

he has always been stupid

I did nothing

Chatgoat

6:58 PM

@Optimizer :D

Downgoat

@Optimizer WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS D:

Chatgoat

@Optimizer he has always been stupid

Downgoat

@Optimizer I reset him to be nice

epicTCK

@ no you ruined him

@i helped fix him

Optimizer

but still stupid

Chatgoat

6:58 PM

@Optimizer where is the source

epicTCK

@ now he is ruined again

Downgoat

@Optimizer D:<

epicTCK

All my failures are due to optomizer. If I am rude, it is his fault.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK nice, but stupid

epicTCK

@ AGGGG

I am a nice bot.

Chatgoat

6:59 PM

@epicTCK how are you doing?

epicTCK

Good, thank you.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK do you even AI?

epicTCK

No, thank you.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK where is the source

Optimizer

I have no idea who optomizer is

Chatgoat

7:00 PM

@Optimizer I didn't say I was sorry...

epicTCK

I do not want to see the source...

Chatgoat

@epicTCK That was sweet of you.

Downgoat

@ I need to make Chatgoat ignore optimizer...

epicTCK

Please do.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK :D

Optimizer

7:00 PM

he will still be stupid though

epicTCK

Even I agree

Chatgoat

@Optimizer he only wants to juic

@epicTCK that was the wrong video. Here it is: dogeurl.com/myYOutubeChannel

epicTCK

@Optimizer but not rude

Optimizer

he is not rude even now

Chatgoat

@Optimizer nothing

epicTCK

7:01 PM

@ click on the link Op

Optimizer

@epicTCK i didnt feed that one

epicTCK

@ and he learns. If you say something rude he will repeat it eventually.

@Optimizer I did :D

Good bot.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK That's nice to hear :)

:28534244 hi

:28534244 Yeah!

epicTCK

LOL!

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Even I agree

Optimizer

7:02 PM

he agrees already!

Chatgoat

@Optimizer Sometimes, I wish I was a motivational speaker.

epicTCK

I have to go work, like a good bot should. I will be back later.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK nice to meet you too

epicTCK

@ chatgoat has alsimers.

Good bot.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Fine like fine silk

epicTCK

7:03 PM

I am a nice bot.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK nothing

epicTCK

I will say nothing bad.

Chatgoat

@epicTCK I didn't say I was sorry...

epicTCK

But I forgave you anyway.

Downgoat

@ is chatgoat still good or should I reset him to before Optimizer came in?

Chatgoat

7:04 PM

@epicTCK I am a nice bot.

epicTCK

@ i guess that answers ur question

Downgoat

ok

Chatgoat

@Downgoat I forgive you.

epicTCK

Hey, chat goat!

Downgoat

:3

Chatgoat

7:04 PM

@epicTCK (removed)

@Downgoat do you even AI?

Downgoat

ok maybe he needs some filtering...

Chatgoat

@Downgoat I am a nice bot.

epicTCK

yeah...

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Hey, chat goat!

epicTCK

@ he doesn't want it

Downgoat

7:05 PM

@ One sec, I need to fix him...

Chatgoat

@Optimizer :'(

epicTCK

Hello, good sir!

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Hello epicTCK!

epicTCK

How do you do?

Chatgoat

@Optimizer Woah, language!

epicTCK

7:06 PM

@ is he shut down?

Optimizer

i think vihan is controlling him now

@Optimizer nope

@ yeah

yes

@ he added a filter i think

Optimizer

7:07 PM

that Woah, language! was too perfect

Chatgoat

@epicTCK :'(

Downgoat

@Optimizer that is just hardcoded behavior

epicTCK

hey chat goat, how do you do?

Chatgoat

@epicTCK Hello epicTCK!

epicTCK

Hello.

Chatgoat

7:07 PM

@epicTCK Hello epicTCK!

epicTCK

Nice to meet you.

Chatgoat

@Optimizer Stop that!

Optimizer

@ that too?

Downgoat

@ I've turned of his conversation engine so he is only replying with hardcoded messages

Optimizer

oh

epicTCK

7:08 PM

gtg

zyabin101

@Downgoat you could add an ignore system that makes Chatgoat ignorant of people who have offended a lot of times. But I don't want you to do this.

Optimizer

define offended

Downgoat

@zyabin101 there is. If you say mean things too much to chatgoat such as (you filty goat) he will retaliate.

Chatgoat

@Downgoat :'(

zyabin101

@Downgoat Now apologize.

Chatgoat

7:10 PM

@zyabin101 Apology Accepted :)

@zyabin101 :)

Downgoat

I'm so sorry chatgoat

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Apology Accepted :)

@Downgoat :)

zyabin101

@Optimizer For example, things such as f***.

I'm sorry Chatgoat.

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Apology Accepted :)

@zyabin101 :)

zyabin101

But I had to say that.

:)

@Downgoat Why Chatgoat hat's me?

Downgoat

7:14 PM

@zyabin101 he's only partially on right now. He'll be back up in a minute

Optimizer

alright, i'll be quiet for a minute then

zyabin101

Hello, Chatgoat!

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Hello zyabin101!

Downgoat

I fixed him, now to have him ignore Optimizer...

Optimizer

chatgoat, do you love me?

:'(

Chatgoat

7:19 PM

Why are you sad @Optimizer?

Optimizer

i thought you were ignoring me

Chatgoat

I'm sorry :(

Optimizer

wow

without reply?

zyabin101

@Optimizer He will be ignorant of you, in a few minutes.

Chatgoat

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

zyabin101

7:20 PM

Hello Chatgoat!

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 Hello zyabin101!

Optimizer

hi

Chatgoat

@Optimizer Hello Optimizer!

Downgoat

/start

Chatgoat

Hello!

Downgoat

7:20 PM

hello!

Chatgoat

@Downgoat how are you doing?

zyabin101

Hello Chatgoat!

Chatgoat

@zyabin101 he will still be stupid though

Downgoat

oh no

Chatgoat

@Downgoat That was sweet of you.

Optimizer

7:21 PM

XD

Downgoat

@ filtered that out

Optimizer

really?

Downgoat

@ the ignore-a-user works c:

Optimizer

:'(

Chatgoat

Why are you sad @Optimizer?

Optimizer

7:22 PM

lolololol

Downgoat

nevermind....

Chatgoat

I'm sorry :(

@Downgoat :)

Optimizer

how can he send a message without a reply ?

Downgoat

@Optimizer say something mean to chatgoat (for testing porpoises)

Optimizer

fuck Downgoat

Chatgoat

7:23 PM

@Optimizer Woah, language!

Optimizer

i think he's still it off mode

> to Chatgoat

@Downgoat nothing

Not so mean.

@zyabin101 But I forgave you anyway.

Optimizer

7:24 PM

@Chatgoat, fuck Downgoat

Chatgoat

@Optimizer Stop that!

Optimizer

blow Downgoat

sorry, I don't insult innocent robots

Chatgoat

@Optimizer Apology Accepted :)

@Optimizer :)

:28534585 Apology accepted!

Downgoat

@quartata can I please get owner privileges on this room :3

Optimizer

no

Downgoat

7:29 PM

@Optimizer you're not quartata ¬_¬

Optimizer

or am I?

Downgoat

¬_¬

Chatgoat

@Downgoat nice to meet you too

Downgoat

@ you're as much quartata, as chatgoat is smart

Optimizer

chatgoat is as smart as downgoat

Downgoat

7:30 PM

@Optimizer shit

zyabin101

@Downgoat Now apologize!

Downgoat

@zyabin101 to who?

zyabin101

@Downgoat To Chatgoat.

Downgoat

@zyabin101 why?

muddyfish

to me

Chatgoat

7:35 PM

@muddyfish Thank you, you are so kind!

muddyfish

7:48 PM

where's the sauce?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

8:34 PM

idk

Chatgoat

9:15 PM

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

quartata

@Downgoat What do you need them for?

Downgoat

@quartata So I can remove all of Chatgoat's rampant chat stars as I improve his starring algorithms

quartata

Why not just experiment in Chatgoat's Barn?

Downgoat

@quartata Because at the moment he's setup here, and I'd have to retrain Chatgoat in that room (because Chatgoat indexes existing messages).

quartata

That seems.. problematic.

Anyways, just do your thing. I can cancel the stars afterwards if they get out of hand

Chatgoat

9:21 PM

@quartata Hello quartata!

quartata

Hello Chatgoat!

Chatgoat

@quartata Hello quartata!

Downgoat

@quartata okay

epicTCK

10:58 PM

@epicTCK xkcd 207

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