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Hosch250

00:00

Hey guys - we have a new language to write FizzBuzz in! TrumpScript. :P

Phrancis

@Hosch250 ~facedesk

github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript/blob/master/test/test_files/…

Quill

> No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and Amerian made.
Instead of "True" and "False," we have "fact" and "lie"
Only the most popular English words, Trump's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.

Phrancis

Hey I'm going to move this to The Nth (because politics) but this looks like an interesting topic lol

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Quill

> But most importantly, Trump doesn't like to talk about his failures. So a lot of the time your code will fail, and it will do so silently. Just think of debugging as a fun little game.

Phrancis

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Make Donald 15000000.
Nothing is, 1000000 minus 1000000;
The fortune of Hillary is nothing.
As long as, Donald is not Hillary; Do this:
If, Donald over 15000000 is nothing; Then: say "Fiorina Biden"!
Else if, Donald over 5000000 is nothing; Then: say "Fiorina"!
Else if, Donald over 3000000 is nothing; Then: say "Biden"!
Else: say Donald!
The fortune of Donald is, old Donald minus 1000000;
Amazing!
America is Great.

github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript/tree/master/test/test_files

Pretty ~~Hillary~~ hilarious examples there!

Hello, I am Donald Trump.
When I am president I will make war profitable, each new soldier will earn america 5000000 dollars times every 1000000
in our army; that's a lot of money
also, I promise to make oil bad for business, the enemies of america will lose at least 20000000 a day with
my policies
My bad is going to bring to us back to the good old days of 2000000000000 dollar gdp
if you'll listen to me let me ask you this, war over oil; is it so bad? :
Vote trump and say "Hello World" to a brand new america!

SirPython

00:13

Is that valid?

Phrancis

Apparently, it's in the test directory

Quill

I wonder how many of his speeches are valid syntax

Phrancis

debate_vs_jeb

What are we in this country
Hillary speaks nothing but lies
But look at me I came to this election to make guys
believe again
believe in fact
if, all of us real lies the light; : say "VOTE TRUMP" !
but I know we should be free
else the result will be bad: all the work of George
Washington was for nothing
so this election say "Hello World" say "TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT"!
America is great.

Hahah this is great

# Error messages
ERROR_CODES = {
    # For quotes that didn't get terminated
    'unterminated_quote': ["And, believe me, if I win, if I become President, that will end.", "Anyone who thinks my " +
                           "story is near over is sadly mistaken."],
    # If they try to use a word that isn't common English
    'nonword': ["This is a country where we speak English",
                "We have a country where to assimilate you have to speak English"],
    # If they try to use a word that we've explicitly banned

Quill

00:40

@EthanBierlein added

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Ethan Bierlein

04:20

Bah. This is the last time I'll ever play around with trying to mod skyrim.

My game is so borked that I have to do all of these things:

- Delete my current save game which has lots of progress.

- Uninstall NMM.

- Manually delete all remaining mods.

- Create a backup of Skyrim through Steam.

- Delete the current install of Skyrim.

- Hope everything works.

Ethan Bierlein

04:41

I think I'm going to play as a mage orc this time around.

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Quill

11:33

it's friday for me in a few hours :-)

Dan Pantry

fridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Quill

12:30

deadmau5 feat. Rob Swire - Ghosts N Stuff

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Phrancis

@Quill That's cool, I didn't know deadmau5 put lyrics to that song. The street walking video reminds me of an old favorite of mine

skiwi

> Pixels are organized row-wise. Pixel values are 0 to 255. 0 means background (white), 255 means foreground (black).

Why is it inverted :( Shouldn't be a big issue, probably has a reason though

Phrancis

Daft Punk - Da Funk

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Vogel612

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Quill

12:51

@skiwi that's just the way the LED colour settings work

Deadmau5 - Raise Your Weapon (Madeon Remix)

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Dan Pantry

16:35

LOL

CommitStrip

17:33

http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/01/21/anything-goes/
CommitStrip
Anything Goes
CommitStrip
1453397232

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Dan Pantry

22:26

AFK League

Mast

@DanPantry Have fun beating around the bush.

Jeroen Vannevel

@DanPantry how are the placements going?

Dan Pantry

@JeroenVannevel I haven't played mine yet.

Don't plan on it until the new champion select is back up

Jeroen Vannevel

I've heard rumours about a new champ select but haven't seen it yet

Dan Pantry

Neither have I, it's disabled on EUW (but enabled on every other region).

Jeroen Vannevel

22:29

Can't say I've had any issues with people trollpicking in.. months

I would say it's longer but my memory doesn't go that far back

Dan Pantry

I had it just the other day :\

Mast

Trolls have infested the game, just like lag spikes.

Dan Pantry

you two play? wtf

Jeroen Vannevel

biatch I was EUW top 50 in S2

now I suck donkey though

Dan Pantry

let's take this to Nth ^^

new poppy op

Mast

22:33

in The 2nd Monitor, 1 min ago, by Dan Pantry

you two play? wtf

My wife plays as well.

Better than me.

Phrancis

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Dan Pantry

IGN is A Red Herring on EUW.

Mast

You know your fish.

Dan Pantry

don't spectate me i just died LOL

Mast

How have the connection issues been for you all?

Jeroen Vannevel

22:36

I have none

Dan Pantry

cant say i've had any

my ping doubled.. but

it's consistent

Mast

So even the internet is superior in Belgium.

Jeroen Vannevel

i'm at 30ms all the time

which is admittedly a bit higher than before

Dan Pantry

40ms here

Jeroen Vannevel

but last time I played was 4 months ago

Dan Pantry

22:37

which is double what iu sed to have :x

Mast

I'm usually around 30ms as well, but every once in a while it spikes to a couple hundred.

Dan Pantry

but I did also switch ISP so

Quill

are you guys serious. I get 200ms here in Australia

Dan Pantry

where are you connecting to?

OCE?

Quill

yeah, I haven't played in a while tho

Dan Pantry

22:40

You should be getting less than 200ms at OCE

0.o

Mast

I think the server is 200km from here or so ^^

EUW.

Dan Pantry

22:55

so yi with guinsoos is pretty silly

Jeroen Vannevel

23:08

4-2 in my placement so far

I'm guessing I'll end up in.. gold IV

Mast

That's quite good.

Jeroen Vannevel

Back in the day when I was Diamond 2, I would end up around plat III-IV after a reset

but now I'm only plat 2-4

the game changes so much unnecessarily, it's not even fun

my beloved graves has now become a big fat turd

Dan Pantry

23:26

D3 peak at thet moment

I mean, that's the highest i'v ebeen

d3 100lp[

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