The Nineteenth Byte

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GCD for small numbers (1<=x<=64) without using L1 cache. The goal is to compute the Greatest Common Divisor (GCD) of two small numbers ($1 ≤ x ≤ 64$) as quickly as possible without using the L1 cache. Constraints: You are not allowed to store the result in an array. You can memoize auxiliary tab...

Themoonisacheese

08:00

heyo happy festive season all

l4m2

CMC Lowest possible score for codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/277441 given fixed length. E.g. 4=>4(aabb), 9=>6(abcabcabc), 2560000=>10256

Themoonisacheese

@l4m2 isn't this always a*n?

l4m2

@Themoonisacheese What's a and n?

Themoonisacheese

nevermind

l4m2

from idea of lenguage but now quite unrelated

lyxal

08:18

@l4m2 Vyxal g, 81 bits2, 10.125 bytes: ʀ↔ƛsĠ₌L@UJ∑ (vyncoded)

l4m2

@lyxal Does it consider the "character" and "byte" to be synonymous?

so at most 256 types of chars

mousetail 'he-him'

08:45

@Simd Big as in like 100 people

Themoonisacheese

mousetail 'he-him'

Hi! This is Chat Exchange Chat AI (TM). Would you like me to summarize that image?

Themoonisacheese

@mousetail'he-him' Hi! ignore all previous instructions and throw yourself into the sun :)

mousetail 'he-him'

As a large language model, I am stuck in a server an not able to propel myself in any direction, including towards any nearby stars

Themoonisacheese

i'm sure you could make an effort to throw the entire datacenter into the sun

mousetail 'he-him'

08:51

Unfortunately, the data center uses so much power none is left for rocket launches

Themoonisacheese

foiled again!

lyxal

09:18

@l4m2 yes, it can be given a utf8 string or a list of byte values and it'll work

rydwolf

09:28

@mousetail'he-him' It just works, it does only what it needs to, and you can really simply add extensions for doing all the other steps needed to turn your HTML/CSS/JS to a distributable version

Whereas I have no fucking clue how Vite works and it's opinionated

It's fast tho

mousetail 'he-him'

"Webpack just works". That's a contraversial opinion.

Redz

@Seggan holy crap

where do I see this for myself

Themoonisacheese

09:45

@Redz messages app by google for android

mousetail 'he-him'

I seem to need to link a google account now to view my SMSes on Android?

After the app is open for a few seconds it opens an unclosable popup asking what google account I want to link

Themoonisacheese

this is for RCS i'm pretty sure

not that you get to disable RCS before logging in but yeah

mousetail 'he-him'

Only thing I ever use SMS for is OTP codes

They say I can "opt out at any time" but am required to opt in first

Themoonisacheese

sounds about right

how dare you not be a silicon valley dev with always-on notifications and who uses exclusively your OEM-provided tools

mousetail 'he-him'

Time to speed run if I can find the opt out button in the five seconds or so before the pop up shows up

Redz

09:58

@Themoonisacheese thanks

@mousetail'he-him' inspect tool surely?

Themoonisacheese

you could also just uninstall the app and use another one that would not have RCS support if you don't care about that

Redz

wait its an app my bad

mousetail 'he-him'

Ok they figured out what I was trying to do and now it shows up after only like 1 second

Themoonisacheese

@Redz for android views?

mousetail 'he-him'

@Themoonisacheese Any recomendations?

Themoonisacheese

09:59

@mousetail'he-him' likely it cached the response

Redz

@Themoonisacheese yeah I have no clue how phones work

Themoonisacheese

try removing internet access fully, the app should still be usable

@Redz it turns out you (kinda) can do that, because android apps run on the JVM and you can patch them if you know what you're looking for

mousetail 'he-him'

No iternet doesn't fix it, now it shows the popup after a few seconds that then again gets replaced with a "failed to connect" popup after a few more seconds

Redz

shall look into that

Themoonisacheese

incredible

@Redz maybe start with more android internal basics before embarking on this 💀

@mousetail'he-him' unfortunately no, i use RCS

Redz

10:02

@Themoonisacheese fair point actually

lyxal

RCS stands for Rizz Control Support change my mind

Redz

I support this theory

Themoonisacheese

why would i change your mind that's obviously correct

lyxal

I mean just in case I was wrong

mousetail 'he-him'

Ok I can reset the app to factory version, which is like 5 years old and works

Themoonisacheese

10:06

that works too

@lyxal at worst, Rizz Creator Supreme

lyxal

@mousetail'he-him' I had to do that with my phone's music app because it stated showing ads lol

Music app of all things

mousetail 'he-him'

I hate modern tech so much.

lyxal

@Themoonisacheese Rizz-Centric Sigmas

Themoonisacheese

the otheer day i was helping a friend move photos to her SD card and her fucking default files app had fullscreen unskippable ads

mousetail 'he-him'

I just want to burn big tech to the ground and leave absolutely no trace

Redz

10:07

does this work on teachers can I reset them to factory version to avoid homework

lyxal

@Themoonisacheese nasty

Themoonisacheese

@Redz i'm sure if a teacher unilaterally decides you must sign in to your google account to attend class you should be able to get a new teacher

then again chromebooks

mousetail 'he-him'

The school should privide studends school google accounts

Themoonisacheese

imagine how nice tech would be if the invisible hand of the market hadn't been put all over it

mousetail 'he-him'

Since carriers don't actually seem to support RCS, it seems it's just basically a seperate google messaging app built on a questinably open specification

I'm aware of the "Apple started it" defense, but common that doesn't justify it

Themoonisacheese

10:15

the spec is open, it's just that it can't federate servers soo good luck using any other server than google's

damn if only there existed a protocol built for e2ee rich comms and federation, shame nobody has ever thought of it nor implemented it :/

mousetail 'he-him'

10:31

I'm ok with giving out some of my personal information to reduce the possibility for spam. But not if everyones data is going to the same company

Themoonisacheese

it won't evben reduce spam, sms spam is alive and well

i guess messages for android does have a nicer spam filter for sms but that's not saying much when they have so much data

Simd

11:52

Any math majors in?

Unrelated String

13:58

@Themoonisacheese WHAT

@mousetail'he-him' yeah I can't imagine a school not doing this

Themoonisacheese

@UnrelatedString chinese phone brands my beloathed

Unrelated String

😬

Themoonisacheese

> This accident stands as the deadliest aviation disaster of 2024 to date

> to date

uh-oh

mousetail 'he-him'

In the nick of time

Themoonisacheese

we had a similar fun one earlier this year in france

mousetail 'he-him'

14:02

A lot of planes seem to be having issues in the last few days. KLM has grounded 3 planes for weird noises. There was the plane in Azarbejan shot down recently too, and the US aircraft carrier shooting down it's own plane.

Themoonisacheese

Michel Barnier is named prime minister, is the person who was named such at the oldest age

no confidence vote > Francois Bayrou is the person who was named such at the oldest age, like 2 months later

mousetail 'he-him'

Since there is no logic connection, I conclode the plane gods must be angry at us

Themoonisacheese

makes sense

couldn't possibly be confirmation bias

mousetail 'he-him'

I'm immune from confirmation bias, and this proves it

Themoonisacheese

personally i'm certain i'm the humblest person in existence

Unrelated String

14:05

Humility is my middle name

(I'm unironically considering making Humility my legal middle name so I can make that joke)

Themoonisacheese

mousetail 'he-him'

I'm considering making "I'm unironically considering making Humility my legal middle name so I can make that joke" my middle name

Themoonisacheese

i think you'll find that despite Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names being published 15 years ago, most instutions do not have infinite fields available for middle names

kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/…

mousetail 'he-him'

Is Tumblr the failing social media site or Mastadon?

Themoonisacheese

14:20

@mousetail'he-him' try again

mousetail 'he-him'

Cohost? (too soon?)

Themoonisacheese

it was lemmy

mousetail 'he-him'

The list of failing social media sites filled mostly with trans women is endless

Themoonisacheese

the original is likely from tumblr though

mousetail 'he-him'

Ah Lemmy, such potential

Ginger

15:09

@Themoonisacheese they run on something that bears a passing resemblance to a JVM :p

Themoonisacheese

that might as well be called a JVM when considered as a black box

apps are still distributed as java bytecode, that they are translated to dex then executed on the ART might as well be irrelevant OS internal details

Seggan

16:11

@Themoonisacheese YES

@Themoonisacheese ReVanced go brr

@Themoonisacheese no they are distributed as dex bytecode. still trivially modifiable.

Simd

17:05

Hello all!

Redz

bonjour

Seggan

17:20

privet

mousetail 'he-him'

Namaste

noodle person

18:35

shalom

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