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12:02 AM
@Seggan But there's no mechanism in that to balance the parentheses
 
i know
 
It wouldn't work for redundant parentheses around parts that also have non-redundant parentheses
 
thats an old version
im currently attempting to figure out PCRE features
i.e recursion and calls
 
12:28 AM
would a challenge to write a Deadfish~ interpreter be too boring? We already have Deadfish interpreter, but Deadfish~ has constant loops (10x) and also an "if statement". Also a couple other minor things.
 
I'm posting all the ads later into there
Because this isn't a room about Graph Theory afaik lol
 
12:44 AM
@PyGamer0 isn't that called Desmos?
 
it sounds like an engine for rendering static graphs from a text specification... up until the bit about interactive sliders
because at that point you may as well just embed desmos
 
like,desmos in mathjax?
 
oh yeah also kind of question the idea to use vector graphics when graphing arbitrary functions inherently has to be done at some finite resolution
 
@NobodyNeedsNames you can embed desmos
 
ohhhhhhh ok
 
1:37 AM
@emanresuA Bloolet uses client side RNG? Makes sense given that it feels like it's designed by a Kindergartner, but still...wow
 
In some cases
The questions seem to be server-side
 
1:50 AM
Is Blooket some sort of whole class engagement activity site that I'm too kahoot and early gen-z to understand?
 
2:00 AM
More advertisements at
 
2:15 AM
I already hate Knight
 
It's mostly because there are no good tools for it (for obvious reasons), but also some of the decisions in the language really annoy me
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Nobody Needs NamesA Tribute to Technoblade Create a program to get the number of subscribers to Technoblade, using web scrapers. (Or, if you are posh, you can use an YouTube API.) You must subscribe to Technoblade to enter this coding challenge. This is a code-golf challenge, the shortest code wins.

 
@Adam Have you considered making... a Knight fork?
:)c
 
A knife fork, you say?
 
2:21 AM
Chess joke
 
I don't know chess
 
@thejonymyster a pawn fork is much more elegant
 
nah queen tridents
 
@NobodyNeedsNames go find a lang named pawn then :P
 
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A: "Hello, World!"

AdamKnight, 16 bytes O"Hello, World!"

 
2:47 AM
@Adam when one knight is in a position to attack two or more pieces
 
3:06 AM
I think Knight is relatively sane and consistent, though the biggest problem is lack of arrays
 
3:22 AM
it's meant to be a simple language that can be written in as many languages as possible
 
Yeah implementing it is easy, but using it is a different matter
 
 
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5:23 AM
and apparently c/golf/expanded.c doesn't implement ~
 
 
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6:25 AM
though probably better than, say, Piet
 
I'm gonna try implement Knight in Vyxal #forthememes
 
6:56 AM
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Q: Repeat Hello World according to another string's length

py3programmerThis was related to a program I am writing. Although the title is simple, the challenge is a lot more complicated. Your challenge You must write a program that takes an input, and your answer must match the sample outputs in this question. What the program should be is that you must output "Hello...

 
7:44 AM
... I flagged a comment (old one about noncompeting langs) and it got instadeleted
Oh wait it contained "thanks"
 
@NewlyFeaturedPosts it'll be... interesting to see what answer op felt was worth bountying
 
8:03 AM
Gotta love open bounties with no reason provided
 
yes indeed
 
 
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Q: Train Route Planning

user1502040Your code should take a list of trains, where each train is a tuple (from, to, base, interval, duration), where from is an integer denoting the index of the station the train departs from. to is an integer denoting the index of the station the train arrives at. base is the integer timestamp of a...

 
 
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11:46 AM
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Q: When accepting input from STDIN, can it be assumed to terminate with a newline

Dom Hastings...or I guess more specifically, can I require that input from STDIN (or closest alternative, e.g. TIO) be newline terminated? Utilising apps like TIO this isn't added, but if using a terminal with <<< a newline is appended, it can only be omitted using something like echo -n ... | script. I've d...

 
12:29 PM
Huh, NP missed this:
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Q: Case Conversion Polyglot

Dom HastingsYour task is to write a program that performs case conversion from plain text, and other case formats, into one of the specified formats below. Inputs will be either plain lowercase text, or one of the detailed cases below. You must remove non-alphabetic characters, except (space), _ and -, spl...

 
12:47 PM
@emanresuA that was a little hard to parse for a bit lol
 
1:04 PM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Dom HastingsHello, World! hashing Implement a one-way hashing function that is capable of producing arbitrary hashes that are strings consisting of at least (but not limited to) the printable ASCII characters when provided an input of at least 2 characters. This can be any mechanism you choose and could alwa...

 
1:15 PM
Any ideas?
before I implement it
it's supposed to be "a programming language easier to learn than any other"
and now it's a little golflang-y
"To flatten the learning curve, we implemented relatively little built-ins to learn.", yah but every builtin is like one character and there's like 47 of them lol
 
@NobodyNeedsNames I can't see that page
 
ouch
one quick fix later: bin.disroot.org/…
meanwhile, i'm thinking of a stack-based mariolang
one quick jot later: i think i have it
 
1:41 PM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

thejonymysterSame number list shape? Given two lists of positive integers, decide whether the two lists can be made equal by only repeated application of any/either of these two functions: Multiply all numbers of one list by a positive constant Add a positive constant to all numbers in one list This is code...

 
2:14 PM
one quick program later: implementation done
(same thing0
 
2:29 PM
added suffocationL bin.disroot.org/…
 
What is suffocation? google wont help me
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as in mariolang
as in minecraft
ran into a wall
fixxed bugs
 
@thejonymyster well duh, it's a search engine. It can't do much but just sit on your browser :p
 
2:48 PM
@thejonymyster Well, if Google can't help, we can! Simply find a plastic bag and put it over your head. Have fun!
 
@user I'mma call you Bing
because that's the kinda sh*t it'd give
 
Is that not good enough for you?
 
Nah it's accurate but I more mean like how Google would give you results like "hey bro you should probably check that you're okay man gotta keep yourself healthy king" but bing be like "lmao here's how lol xD"
 
Oh yeah
Yeah it's nice that Google does that if you do stuff like look up "best ways to die"
(just to clarify I had to look that up for a French project once)
 
@user understandable
Fr*nch would make anyone want to look that up
 
2:57 PM
I mean it was a project where you had to introduce yourself and one of the slides to make was "How do you want to die?"
I said I wanted to be assassinated in my sleep. A surprising number of people wanted to fall off a cliff and/or drown
 
@user my answer would have just been "no."
 
That would be a fucked up icebreaker if anyone had actual depression
 
I mean, you didn't have to choose that topic. There were 8 choices and you had to make 7 slides
 
@user "how do you want to die?" "no thanks, imma stick around lol" "no we mean later on when your 80" "80? Bruh those are rookie numbers. Talk to me when you're considering at least 4 digits"
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Immortality would be a drag tho
 
3:00 PM
Not if you spend every day researching the best ways to rickroll people
Think about it. A thousand years to perfect the art of bait and switch
 
Like, you know how every once in a while you remember something embarrassing and cringe? Imagine that but you have a million years worth of embarrassing memories and everywhere you look you trigger a few of them
@lyxal Okay but what about when AI gets good enough to detect that?
 
You refine further
 
There's a limit to that
Oh we should move to Off Topic
 
Nah no need to - I'm heading off for the night anyway
 
o/
 
3:02 PM
o/ nerds see you at the lyxture
 
In Knight, is there an arity-1 function that can convert a string into a number? I could do , e.g. +0"12", but this feels like something that should be doable in less than 2 characters
 
3:25 PM
@NobodyNeedsNames oh i thought it was some weird term like how lists have "pop" and "push" and "behead" and all that
 
 
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5:32 PM
@Adam Nope. You just have to do +0 lol
Knight is not a golfing lang
 
@Steffan Ugh, that pinged me.
 
5:53 PM
That's... strange, lol
 
Does it strip out non-Latin stuff or something?
Actually, even if Adám's username were "Adam", since Steffan's message was replying to a specific message by Adam, other Adams shouldn't be pinged at all
 
@Adam
 
6:19 PM
Actually, I think it is only highlighting, not pinging.
 
Still weird
I wonder if pinging Adám would ping (or show up as green for) Adam
 
 
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7:59 PM
Hmm... @Adám does this ping either of you?
(combining diacritic on the a)
 
8:15 PM
pobbble
 
Chobblesome.
 
8:54 PM
@emanresuA For me, hovering over that shows that it pings Adám, but not Adam
 
9:09 PM
@emanresuA I got a notification, yeah
 
@emanresuA Yes, but no highlight.
 
@Adám Let's see how this looks
Well, that didn't tell me anything
Okay, instances of people replying to Adám are also highlighted for me
 
Ugh. SE Chat — SE's forgotten child.
 
10:03 PM
I mean, it mostly works and it's (almost) never down for maintenance /shrug
 
@user I wonder what that says about how often it's updated or maintained tho :P
 
pros: chat that doesnt receive constant updates
cons: chat that doesnt receive updates
 
10:29 PM
Pretty amazing considering how essential chat is to SE.
 
To be fair, it works pretty well and has a decent number of features. I know we grumble about chat all the time but it's still quite good
 
agreed
 
10:45 PM
^
 

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