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17:16
@Bubbler It took me a while to understand what was going on--you push the numbers from 9 through 0 and then print them all at the end, so they come out as 0 through 9 because stacks. Nice!
@Bubbler @AidenChow Should I change ASCII-Piet to use letters that match the order of the Piet color cycle? So the color table would be represented by
abcdef
ijklmn
qrstuv
instead of the current
tvrsqu
lnjkim
dfbcae
0
Q: Solve NP-Complete problem with polynomial average time

l4m2Write a program that solves any NP-Complete problem. On average, our program should solve the problem in polynomial time. That is, there should be some \$k\$, such that, for input size \$n\$, the program on average return the correct result in \$\text O\left(n^k\right)\$ time for a random valid i...

I lied about taking a break...
17:35
shame on you
17:58
how could you
@DLosc 35 codels (and I think there's room for improvement):
dtbduml
  ? iii
  ?   a
 vmrlkb
 vv
@DLosc for a hot second I thought that was Makina code
Pseudocode:
Push 1
Not
Loop:
  Dup
  OutNum
  Push 1
  Add
  Dup
  Push 3
  Dup
  Times
  Greater
  Not
  Pointer (if 1 then loop, if 0 then break)
Exit
oh wait piet!
can I learn piet?
18:08
*dies*
@mathcat That's entirely up to you, and don't let Radvylf crush your dreams
@mathcat ...guess so
was sorta my fault
hmm I can't seem to understand piet
It's tricky. I can try to answer any specific questions.
Has the SE top bar changes broken some layout on chat's search page?
18:20
wait no
didn't read your message properly
but what it did do was break the mobile top bar
Turns out it did break the layout
39
Q: Please fix the chat top bar styling

Oleg Valter is with UkraineThe most recent rollout of the new top bar design broke the styling for the chat top bar - can this be fixed, please?

18:38
how much are you willing to bet it'll take >2d for them to fix it
6–8 weeks.
seems about right
btw if you're wondering why I lied about taking a break, it's because I genuinely wanted to take a break for one month, then I suddenly felt the need to golf for some reason so I stopped my break. the break didn't last long
they've got the fever
the code golf fever
yes
indeed... I should be more careful next time
18:50
It's been years and I still have no idea what's up with xkcd 68 :p
> FUCK THE COSINE
@RadvylfPrograms Can I has usrscrpt to fix topbar, if someone hasn't already made one?
Chat topbar or normal one
18:54
you'll get a lot of popularity on meta if you do that :P
normal one
damn I was about to do that
I want my meta cred
If it helps, I have a cached tab or two
I'm busy right now, but I think all you'll need to do is copy over the <svg> data
Oh okay :P
o/ for now
I'm going to do it then
one sec
18:55
\o
Also, the chat topbar is completely broken: meta.stackexchange.com/q/377572/355458
we know
ah right, it still works for me with the chat improvements userscript :P
19:20
Any final feedback?
2
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Radvylf ProgramsWash clothes as quickly as possible It's laundry day, and you have lots of clothes that need to be washed. Wanting to have as much time left over for code golf as possible, you hope to optimize how quickly you wash and dry them all. You have three types of appliances: Washing machines: Take dirt...

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Q: Wash clothes as quickly as possible

Radvylf ProgramsIt's laundry day, and you have lots of clothes that need to be washed. Wanting to have as much time left over for code golf as possible, you hope to optimize how quickly you wash and dry them all. You have three types of appliances: Washing machines: Take dirty clothes and turn them into wet clo...

okay so
it seems my original Disan Count program is pretty broken
time to rewrite it
20:20
ಠ_ಠ
okay so
I have discovered a very strange bug
for some reason, automatons that travel off the edge of the program will warp around the program to the other side
but they only do it once?
dafuq
ok fixed it
20:39
what was the cause
wtf
That's only the beginning
It gets much, much worse
Saw this in my Astronomy class today
Oh great
21:41
Ooh, there's a sequel
oh god
Apparently this culminates in him trying to sell perpetual motion machines but I don't think I have the willpower to watch the entire thing
I can't afford to let my last few brain cells die
 
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23:04
@NewPosts alternatively, make the load go as long as possible and do your golfing then.
@DLosc Golfed the same pseudocode to 30 codels
tlrtttliurav??t
   r????eaiu tt
1 ! Dup       // [0 0]
Loop:         // [x x]
  3 Dup * < ! // [x !(x>9)]
  If 0: Exit
  Dup OutN 1 + Dup // [x+1 x+1]
Some horrible mix of Forth and Python lol
23:24
@Bubbler Got to admit, I'm a bit disappointed the N x 2 shape is still golfier. I had some ideas for trying to get mine to 8 x 4 or 6 x 5, but the rules on how it picks the next block kept tripping me up.
23:46
@DLosc 27 codels with 3 rows, abusing no-op-on-error twice:
tlrsvld t
q?????f?t
fasueee t
Loop:
  1 ! + Dup OutN 1 + Dup 3 Dup * < ! DP+ %
First + is noop on first iteration, last % is always noop
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@Bubbler ! near the end shouldn't be there

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