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12:09 AM
hai
 
12:24 AM
sigh did ww change his pfp
 
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Q: Golfing Language Based on Excel

AxuaryThe LAMBDA function is going to be released to Excel eventually. This presents an opportunity to create a set of user-defined functions in Excel. If a standard set of functions with an eye toward golfing is defined, could this be considered to be a separate language? This seems like it would b...

 
12:46 AM
anybody can check my sandbox posts?
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

DialFrostBinary image Your task it to write a simple program to decode some arrays of data into a black-and-write graphic. The graphic is composed of n lines of black and white pixels. We use . to represent a white pixel; O to represent a black pixel. For example, here is one line of graphic ....OOO. We s...

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

DialFrostThe travelling sales man problem The travelling salesman problem (TSP) asks the following question: "Given a list of cities and the distances between each pair of cities, what is the shortest possible route that visits each city exactly once and returns to the origin city?" In this puzzle not nec...

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

DialFrostZhiwei Sun Squares Given a positive integer n, find the number of ordered tuples (a, b, c, d, e) over non-negative integers for which a² + b² + c² + d² = n and b + 3c + 5d = e². Note: A conjecture by 孙智伟 (Sūn, Zhìwěi) states that this count is always at least 1. For example, if n is 9, there are ...

3 of them lol
 
1:33 AM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

AxuaryInterpret Subleq code code-golf parsing Background Subleq is a language that has only one 3 argument instruction. The instruction has three operands A B C. When executed it subtracts the contents in address A from address B; stores the result in address B; if the result is less than or equal to ...

 
So uh turns out figuring out how to scream into a microphone without sounding like an absolute maniac and making your parents wonder what the actual frick you're doing is harder than it seems
7
 
lmaoooooo
 
That and I don't actually know how to ironically scream
4
I suppose Reeeeeeeeing into the microphone counts
@GingerIndustries does reeeeeeeing loudly count?
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

DialFrostBrain**** interpreter Brainfuck is a minimalist programming language consisting of 8 commands. That's all. However it is Turing complete and allows you to make whatever you want, if you are very patient and motivated. Your goal is to create a fully functional Brainfuck interpreter. Let see how it...

 
@lyxal atually tmr TNB and main site shld be more active right
cuz weekend fewer ppl
from wat i hera
heard*
 
2:02 AM
@lyxal?
sigh
i'd prefer weekdays... weekends so boring
 
2:21 AM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

DialFrostKnights jam The knight is a chess piece that, when placed on the o-marked square, can move to any of the x-marked squares (as long as they are inside the board): .x.x. x...x ..o.. x...x .x.x. Eight knights, numbered from 1 to 8, have been placed on a 3×3 board, leaving one single square empty .....

 
2:54 AM
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Q: Mountain mapper

DialFrostTask: You will be given a list of the heights of mountain peaks along a row. The starting height is considered as 0. Each step of rise in altitude is represented by / and fall by \. Each peak consists of a rise and fall /\ at the appropriate height. Once a peak has been drawn, proceed either...

 
Y'know how I was complaining about YT having very few useful reasons to report a comment?
Well, they added some new ones
"Report Terrorism" (?), "Suicide or self-injury", and "Misinformation"
 
terrorism seems like an extremely rare report reason compared to some of the many others they could've added
 
The Misinformation one's a good one, I guess
 
But like..."Report Terrorism" seems like it'd maybe apply to one in a billion comments, compared to something useful like "This is a bot that's posted an OnlyFans link to literally every comment on this video"
 
3:07 AM
@taRadvylfsriksushilani does that apply to videos?
... yeah
honestly you'd think they'd make their bot detection system a _bit_ better?
like if an account posts the same comment 30 times, maybe they're not a legitimate user???
 
Especially if they all contain a link to the same site and all include phrases like "over 18 years old"
 
 
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4:24 AM
@taRadvylfsriksushilani can you add mobile support to tanks
 
I think user was trying to do some stuff like that, and it's on my list of things to try to add
 
and a list of online players with their ip addresses
 
4:43 AM
@taRadvylfsriksushilani ...
Yeah what hyper said
 
@mathcat any luck with the golfing?
 
5:22 AM
yesterday, by PyGamer0
does anyone know why i have to take out and put back the vga cable atleast twice every time i turn on my computer so that the monitor turns on?
^ amazing now the monitor just doesnt want to turn on
 
nope, give me your address and I'll come find you
 
Can't believe 14 people want an audio recording of me making loud noises
May I ask what tf is wrong with y'all?
 
what tf is not wrong with us
 
if you do it I/ll mail you $30 and a half eaten full size cnady bar of your choice
 
can't turn that down
 
5:37 AM
yesterday, by lyxal
Give me a week or two and I might make it
 
@taRadvylfsriksushilani So... half size?
 
uh so how do i replace ',' with '\n' in JS?
i am making a simple TryAPL frontend :P
 
Search 'js replace'
 
ok
oh i used .join`\n`+`\n` and it works
ok time to read input -> send to TryAPL -> get output
should be easy enough
and i think i am done
it is alive
using @dzaima 's paste, i made a tryAPL frontend
 
6:23 AM
Nice!
@taRadvylfsriksushilani How would your leaderboard script handle codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/242758/100664?
 
i guess we can hook up tio's api to paste and paste then will be an online interpreter :p
 
7:09 AM
It's too late here.
 
7:54 AM
... someone's trying to sell me a .tk domain
for money
The .tk domain is free to register. This is a scam
 
8:06 AM
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Q: Real-world progress bar

loopy waltBackstory, skip if you like Generating high quality pseudo random numbers is a tricky business but the fine engineers at < enter company you love to hate > have mastered it. Their progress bars effortlessly rise above the primitive notion of linearly passing time and add an exhilarating sense of ...

 
How do you do regular cumulative sum in Jelly again?
 
Ä?
what would be irregular cumulative sum
 
@UnrelatedString Isn't that vectorising?
Hm or not, okay
 
anyone can check my challenges?
 
8:22 AM
@emanresuA you could try +\
 
Never mind, I just needed cumulative sum, and it works for integer lists
 
i'm too sleepy to think but you can also try and §Ƥ
 
What I've got is fine
 
@NewPosts I have a somewhat neat Jelly solution to this
 
8:23 AM
sigh
 
@emanresuA are you making a jelly derivative?
d/dx(jelly)?
 
Unfortunately, I still don't understand chaining enough to fix this
 
what's your current sol
 
@PyGamer0 Sorta.
 
@PyGamer0 That's cute, but maybe change the button-text from [view] to [run] if possible?
 
8:24 AM
/what's going wrong with it
 
@Adám i think its possible
 
I have ÄṬ€SÄ to get the numbers but I'm struggling to scale them
 
i think you might just want to multiply by the desired length over the maximum
 
Oh true
Lyxal, stop hacking TIO
 
which lyxal?
 
8:29 AM
@DialFrost @lyxal, you are @DialFrost
 
:)
my pfp isnt :)
 
now its your pfp not lyxal's
 
meh it was lyxal's so im partially lyxal
 
so i guess no one will get confused now since its been 2 days
 
haha
i mean u can clearly see my name so ya
 
8:32 AM
@DialFrost thats not how pfps work
 
;)
 
they are just bits
stored in a particular sequence
 
sigh
 
sinh
 
I'm an idiot
I was trying to call a dyadic link monadically
 
8:39 AM
@emanresuA clap clap clap "so emanresuA, how was your experience with Jelly and chaining"
i should just try to write some jelly to learn the chaining rules so i can use flax properly
 
8:51 AM
@Neil is it possible for me to start charcoal
 
it now says 'run' on the button
 
It says [view] initially, then changes to [run] on first use.
 
yea idk how to change that
 
@DialFrost I'm no teacher
 
erm but i want to try to learn a golf lang
anything lmao
 
8:54 AM
with minified JS:
barely fits in the message
 
anyone have any suggestions for a golf lang that i can learn?
 
@DialFrost flax when its done :P
 
@DialFrost Not a golf lang, but I'll be happy to teach you APL.
 
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Q: Generate all groupings

pxegerLet's define a grouping as a flat list, which is either: just 0 2 groupings followed by the literal integer 2 3 groupings followed by 3 4 groupings followed by 4 etc. (for all integers \$ \ge 2 \$) Note that 1 is not included in this definition, because otherwise groupings could be infinite. Fo...

 
anybody got suggestions?
lol
im bored of python
 
9:02 AM
js ;)
 
sigh
 
not gonna go well with the others
 
@Adám wat lang?
 
IK
 
@DialFrost apl.wiki
 
9:04 AM
im confused what issit for? sry lol
 
It is a general purpose programming language. It just happens to be somewhat competitive with dedicated golfi langs.
 
hmm
 
Note that Jelly is a kind of descendant of APL.
 
It's a descendent of APL in the same sense that BQN / J / K are
Same tacit system but otherwise mostly different
 
The tacit system isn't quite the same either.
 
9:18 AM
i think charcoal is kinda nice to learn
but idk wr the dictionary for it is
@Neil?
like vyxal has a dictionary does charcoal have one?
 
Yeah. Jelly has explicit monads / dyads whereas K simply parses elements at the start as monads and elements between stuff as dyads
 
@DialFrost dictionary in what sense?
 
like erm
to say what does what
 
like range in python -> create a list from a to b, by increment of c
like u have a word in that language that does something and the dict explains it
like vyxal has a collection of it
idk to describe
neil?
 
9:32 AM
@graffe still working on it
 
@Neil i think @DialFrost means an element list with short descriptions of each element
 
oh ya smh like that thx pygamer
 
well, the wiki's descriptions aren't that long
everything's listed under either commands or operators as appropriate
 
thx pygamer
although i have 0 idea how to learn it
:P
neil a little help here?
or any other suggestions like jelly or vyxal
 
9:45 AM
just learn vyxal
 
you should totally continue learning vyxal
 
^
just dont give up
 
Epic people never give up
 
eventually you will understand everything about vyxal
 
@mathcat full song
 
9:52 AM
erm
@lyxal abit of a problem there
i forgot nearly everything
i forgot things easily lol
but once i start learning again shld be fine
although i have a test in 2 days sooooo ya wait till its done first lol
 
 
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10:58 AM
@mathcat cool
 
Actually, I'll try p5 js
Is an import ok?
 
p4js makes a tiny bit more sense (processing for js)
oh also i made a flappy bird clone in p5js
i think i deleted it though :(
 
@PyGamer0 I'm a bit familiar with p5 js, so I'll go with that
 
@mathcat oh wait i meant something else
lol
i meant "p4js would be a better name for p5js"
 
oh, ok
@PyGamer0 I followed a tutorial and made an AI for flappy bird
 
11:14 AM
CMQ: favourite non-Latin letter?
 
@mathcat cool, but not very cool since you didnt make it on your own
 
@pxeger Ð
 
incorrect
 
@lyxal why vyxal and not vxyal
 
the correct answer was ℵ
 
11:15 AM
oh
@DialFrost because I can spell
 
...
vxyal looks better
x before y
alphabetically as well
 
@pxeger π
 
@pxeger so this is what it's come to...you selecting my preferences for me.
 
@DialFrost it looks weird
 
@lyxal I don't like that.
 
11:16 AM
I don't remember saying "your favourite"
 
@mathcat i should make one on my own with any tutorial
and i shall use python + pyglet
 
@PyGamer0 thats cuz ur used it to it
and it doesnt look weird
 
@pxeger ⠀
 
@pxeger well it doesn't say "my favourite" either
 
@lyxal y did u ping urself
 
11:17 AM
@DialFrost because I needed to give context to what I was saying I didn't like
 
ic
 
@Adám hmm, that technically is a letter
 
@Adám what is that
i cant see
 
space
 
@PyGamer0 It is intended exactly for people that can't see — like you.
 
11:20 AM
@pxeger hey how come Adám gets to express his opinions without criticism and I don't?
 
@pxeger Yes? Anything wrong? You asked for a non-Latin letter.
 
%_€
 
@lyxal favouritism
Adám gets more rights because he already has a non-ISO Basic Latin letter in his name
 
CMC: Guess this language: [1 2 3]+` gives [1 3 6]
 
BQN?
 
11:21 AM
@PyGamer0 flax?
 
I think ​`​ is cumulative reduce in BQN?
 
@lyxal yes
 
Def. not BQN.
 
@pxeger yes
 
oh BQN doesn't use [] for arrays
 
11:22 AM
And it is Right-to-Left: +`1‿2‿3
 
BQN uses cool brackets for arrays
⟨ ⟩
 
and i used BQN's glyphs for some quicks
 
@PyGamer0 admittedly I had an advantage in guessing the language because I've helped develop it and I've read your planning
 
@lyxal yes
 
Welcome to a new episode of Guess-if-this-language-is-polish-prefix-stack-based-or-tacit!
Short: PPST
Is this polish, prefix, stack, or tacit? (if you know this language already, don't spoiler)
: start 1 = if ." print" else ." wait" then ;
0 start
 
11:30 AM
It's almost as if a certain youtuber I linked you to made a video on this very language recently
 
Hmm strange
 
CMC: Guess this language: MX(1,2,3) gives 12
anyone?
its a golflang
a neat golflang which i dont know how to use
 
I haven't seen it before
 
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A: How do I redirect to another webpage?

Ryan McGearyOne does not simply redirect using jQuery jQuery is not necessary, and window.location.replace(...) will best simulate an HTTP redirect. window.location.replace(...) is better than using window.location.href, because replace() does not keep the originating page in the session history, meaning...

^ omg look at the votes
@lyxal actually you have
 
Have we had byte pair encoding in a challenge?
 
11:44 AM
@lyxal ok ill give the answer, its made by DLosc
its also on ATO
 
@PyGamer0 Pip?
 
@lyxal yep
 
@PyGamer0 there's a full docs website and a tutorial
 
11:59 AM
CMC given a list of strings each of length at least 4, find all the strings containing no substring of length 4 which is contained within another string
 
12:12 PM
@graffe APL, too many bytes: {⍵/⍨⍵∘{~∨/∨/¨⍷∘⍵¨⊃,/4,/¨⍺~⊂⍵}¨⍵} Try it online!
 
wut lang is tat
 
@lyxal i'm going to go with yes
 
@graffe vyxal, 19 bytes: '4l?no$(:nvca‟)_Wa¬ Try it Online!
@GingerIndustries okay gold
*good
I know how to use autocorrect
 
@lyxal just as long as it's loud
my petition has 14 stars what the rgksp
 
haha
 
12:22 PM
wait, it's a lyxal imposter
what's going on here
 
I gave permission for my old pfp to be used.
 
haha
ginger confusion lvl 100
 
oh, so that's how it is
 
haha
 
one second...
 
12:23 PM
I'm a man of the [pipis], a real [pipis] person, so I'm okay with it.
@GingerIndustries well it's actually unironic. But confusion is extra points.
 
please wait
 
haha
 
@GingerIndustries I can't believe 15 people want me to scream for 5 minutes
 
LMAOOO
i starred as well :)
 
i assume you're including yourself?
 
12:24 PM
lol nice ginger
 
@GingerIndustries no
 
?
then how issit 15
only 14 ppl star
 
Including ginger
 
oh
 
Ginger can't star
 
12:25 PM
oh yea
 
ic
ginger i catching up to u in rep ;)
 
ok wait nvrm
 
As if I'm gonna sign a petition to force me to be loud for no reason.
 
i passed u by 2 rep
:P
 
12:25 PM
oh no
I must rectify this
 
...later
 
@DialFrost You can't catch me
 
i will... eventually @mathcat
 
At least I know my position in the top 80 by rep will be safe for a while
 
12:27 PM
haha
lyxal is too far from me
take me a year to get to him
 
oh wait no
it should be x=999y
 
bruh
 
my goal for this year is 10k rep
 
you may want to do a hard refresh
 
12:30 PM
anyone think i break it?
 
perhaps
do yall like my new pfp
 
haha nice pfp gru
 
oop g2g, compilation is starting and I can't be using firefox bc it'll suck up too much cpu
see yall in like an hour
 
my fav pfp is hyper neutrino's one
2nd place is bubbler's
3rd is lyxal's (currently mine)
 
@GruensgdrtsnIiei see now the thing is that dialfrost can have my old pfp because I no longer use it, and there's no confusion/impostors. That's my github pfp right there, so idk how I feel about that.
 
12:32 PM
@GruensgdrtsnIiei NOOO
Don't kill Gingercat
 
haha
 
Petition to make @GruensgdrtsnIiei have their original pfp
2
 
idk wat his orignial one is tho
 
@DialFrost its GINGERCAT
 
hmmm?
er a picture?
 
12:34 PM
 
ah ic
 
 
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2:50 PM
IT WORKED
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY COMPILED BAZEL ON RASPBIAN BULLSEYE 32BIT
only took me 3 tries and 46 total minutes of build time
 
damn, only 46 minutes, for Bazel? that's actually kinda impressive
 
on a Raspberry Pi 4 with 2 gigs of ram
keep in mind I'm not including bootstrapping time
if you add that it prob took closer to an hour
but it looks like it worked!
I'm going to upload the binary to GitHub now
okay, it is FINALLY time to do what I've been intending to do
install TensorFlow on RPi
 
3:33 PM
okay, about to build TensorFlow
here we go!
 
> UnrecoverableException
I'm sure that's fine
 
yup
what could possibly go wrong
llvm has been extracting for uh... 132s
i am concerned
oh boy, another UnrecoverableHttpException
 
3:57 PM
WARNING: This build may take up to 4 hours. Continue? [Y/n]
oh boy
 
Did you know Wolfram Mathematica 13 includes such completely necessary components as:
- a full AWS API client library
- six (6) copies of ffmpeg
- a 70MB video of a fish
- over 300 fonts, including duplicate copies of about half of them
- full runtimes for Java and Python
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> - a 70MB video of a fish
 
wtf
 
ಠ_ಠ
@pxeger now I have to know, what is the fish for
 
How have they not removed the duplicates at least?
 
4:09 PM
update: since TF seems not to like my Bazel version (even though it should work fine), I'm going to install a newer version using my existing version
I used the [bazel] to build the [bazel] to build the [bazel]
time to wait another hour ig
I can hear my cat screaming at me
 
4:32 PM
you'd think that's a god-tier shitpost or smth but no, it's real
@mathcat fine, fine
 
YES! Gingercat was revived!
 
@mathcat Gru will be back...
 
4:47 PM
hmm
i have to go to offline (physical) school tmrw
 
anyone know why my terminal might be frozen except when I move the mouse?
 
as in, if I stop moving the mouse, it stops updating
 
i am concerned by the fact that Bazel has been running the same 4 actions for >1000s
Compiling src/google/protobuf/descriptor.cc; 1445s linux-sandbox
Compiling src/google/protobuf/util/message_differencer.cc; 1412s linux-sandbox
Compiling src/google/protobuf/util/internal/proto_writer.cc; 1401s linux-sandbox
Compiling src/google/protobuf/extension_set.cc; 1398s linux-sandbox
 
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