@taRadvylfsriksushilani You also can have 4 using Popcorn.SE :P

Also, I just realized that there's an even more straightforward crack along the same lines: replace program with the payload.

{"print('lol, git rekt :P'),quit()"
\"wrap"
}program

Wow lol

@Fmbalbuena Congrats on 2k!

🥳

I'll be at 2k soon...

you'll see. you'll all see.

@cairdcoinheringaahing Thanks, I edited two posts.

@Fmbalbuena I saw, and rolled back one: "provably" is a word, not a misspelling of "probably"

I have 1995, I deleted 2 answers with downvotes and now I have 2001.

@GingerIndustries There's the Vyxal bounties if you want more

You know what, I'm making that one 300

@emanresuA Me? Learn Vyxal?? HAH! I've found a different language to learn...

What?

good luck guessing it >:)

@GingerIndustries APOL?

@GingerIndustries but you need 1 month more.

Fanatic's impossible to get if you have a life (or in my case, parents who like camping)

which is to say it's generally pretty easy :P

@emanresuA good thing most of us don't have that problem!

@emanresuA lol

@emanresuA laughs in 900 consecutive days visited

@lyxal .O.

@lyxal wait, you?

@emanresuA Use the app :P

@Fmbalbuena yes

@lyxal ...that's more than my total

@cairdcoinheringaahing Isn't it deprecated

I missed a couple of days like 250 days back, so I'm only on 251 consecutive

@emanresuA Yeah, but I still have it on my phone :P

It's basically only good for notifications and HNQ

@emanresuA You only need to visit the site for one second to get fanatic.

@GingerIndustries If you acquire a time machine and use it just for the purpose of getting a badge on CG.SE, you are a fanatic ;)

@UnrelatedString "like" is a powerful word :P

@DLosc exactly.

also i'm kind of surprised my streak is only 35

@lyxal Pathetic: meta.stackexchange.com/q/122976/355458

Turing machine to print the square root of two

@cairdcoinheringaahing Introducing the new for ... like syntax in JS: for (var i = 0; i < like, x.length or sth; i++)

Jon Skeet invented the "using a made-up language specifically designed for the challenge" loophole :o

@taRadvylfsriksushilani Once i gets "close" to x.length, the loops might end, sure, why not

@cairdcoinheringaahing hmmm this could be interesting. maybe it runs the condition against multiple variables? i.e. i < like var1 or var2 or var3

if you want all of them to be true it'd be i < like var1 and var2

using not: i < like var1 or var2 but not var3

and and but are interchangable

@DLosc print("Hello, World!")

@DLosc Bloody Skeet, messing around with non-commutative addition

> Jon Skeet is the only person who has ranked higher than Jon Skeet

@GingerIndustries because bug

I did some hacky JS to add Risky to DSO, taking bets on whether it'll work, not work, crash the page, implode my laptop or destroy the universe

@emanresuA Jon Skeet shows up at your house and talks to you for 4hrs about compiler optimization

Jon Skeet's user id is 22656, meaning that there are at least 22655 people who have, at one point, placed above him on the rep rankings :P

@emanresuA Have you tested any parts of it yet, or is this a "type a bunch of code and then find out if it works" situation?

plot twist: user -1 is Jon Skeet in disguise

@cairdcoinheringaahing Nonsense, who says skeet needs an account to be at the top?

@DLosc Type a bunch of code

gtg, o/

\o

o//

jon skeet is god, or so it seems

@emanresuA Then based on personal experience, I'm betting on "not work."

> Jon Skeet is not close to perfection, perfection is close to Jon Skeet.

Jon Skeet controls the horizontal, Jon Skeet controls the vertical

@DLosc Got CORS blocked

Oh well, time to use eval

@DLosc Take the limit of perfection, as n tends to infinity. Using L'Hopital's rule, we see it's equal to Jon Skeet :P

Because, as we all know, perfection is in an indeterminate form :P

🥁

see jon? we're being nice to you! please don't optimize us

@emanresuA RIP

@UnrelatedString 🍽

@cairdcoinheringaahing Nonsense. Jon Skeet was #1 on the SE rep chart long before Atwood and Spolsky were born.

@GingerIndustries uh

In reality, all mathematical limits tend to Jon Skeet, making sure he's happy.

⋘ was invented because ≪ was considered inadequate when comparing ∞ to Jon Skeet.

@cairdcoinheringaahing I'm surprised L'Hopital's rule applies. I didn't think it was possible to find a derivative of Jon Skeet.

@DLosc You must be misremembering L'Hopital's rule; we take the derivative of perfection to find Jon Skeet

Ah. I assumed we were taking the limit of the ratio between perfection and Jon Skeet, in which case L'Hopital's rule would have us differentiate both of them. (And I definitely remembered L'Hopital's rule correctly and didn't have to look it up on Wikipedia just now. ;P)

Jon Skeet doesn't look up on Wikipedia. Wikipedia looks up on Jon Skeet.

is jon skeet stack exchange's chuck norris

or is there something specific i missed

oh unrelated string has a new anime girl pfp pog

That's how you know it's the end of the month :P

look if i put on a hachikuji pfp because there's something about snails on the starboard then if butchering snakes hits the starboard this is pretty much obligatory

i'd love to know what any of what you just said meant

also is this pfp broken on the people in the room display for anyone else

like i'm just seeing this cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/370706428190654464/…

i was seeing that until i reloaded

and it fixed itself the instant you said that

you're welcome :D

:)