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12:00 AM
@ChartZBelatedly who are you calling objectively bad here?
 
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Q: Popularity of questions, based on post time (and the most useless graph ever)

Redwolf ProgramsBack when I was new to Code Golf SE (then PPCG), a lot of my questions didn't do too well, and I didn't have the experience to tell whether they were good challenged or not. As such, I would often blame it on anything I could, like post time. A few years later, I've started to wonder about wheth...

Look at that comment
 
Dec 27 '20 at 19:42, by caird coinheringaahing
Any language that doesn't use a custom code page scares me :P
@RedwolfPrograms flags
 
4237 pixels tall
 
@ChartZBelatedly I highly doubt my lecturer would appreciate Unicode in my report.
 
@Lyxal Too bad :P
 
12:02 AM
@RedwolfPrograms Wow, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
 
The graph or the comment
 
@RedwolfPrograms I can tell just from looking at the comment that it would brick DuckDuckGo on mobile
I'm on desktop rn, so it doesn't screw me over
 
Also I misspelled "good challenges" as "good challenged", which sounds like a nicer way of saying "bad"
Actually that might be kind of a cool CGCC challenge..."make a mathjax bomb"
 
> To prevent boring and unbeatable solutions, if a language has this exact operation as a built-in, you may not use that language.
 
The whole language is disallowed?
 
12:05 AM
Well, screw you Dennis, Imma create an interesting and beatable solution in Jelly :P
 
@RedwolfPrograms The comment
I expected more from Dennis.
 
It was in 2016, and I understand the intention behind it
 
Nice title though
 
When you have to manually syntax highlight code in word: :/
 
Solution: don't use Word
 
12:12 AM
@Lyxal My old teacher didn't bother with that newfangled syntax highlighting stuff
 
@ChartZBelatedly Problem: lecturer says we have to use Word.
 
@Lyxal Use LaTeX and claim you saved "your Word document" as a PDF
 
@ChartZBelatedly problem: submission has to be .docx
 
@ChartZBelatedly Please tell me you're kidding.
 
@Lyxal Solution: save it as file.docx.pdf :P
@user I never kid about PDFs
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12:14 AM
Rename it to a .docx, it won't work but just pretend it's corrupted :p
 
@ChartZBelatedly Oops, I meant to reply to Lyxal.
@Lyxal Please tell me you're kidding.
 
Hi, shchiekcemns.
 
@Lyxal You'll like this: I got +69 rep yesterday
 
Hi, @MichaelChatiskatzi!
 
@user I'm not kidding, and I'm not having a jest either
@ChartZBelatedly nice
 
12:15 AM
There's a bounty on Scala answers, in case you're interested!
 
@Lyxal Write in LaTeX, convert to PDF, convert each page to image, and copy the images into .docx
 
@Bubbler Disgusting. I love it :P
 
@Bubbler Problem: he wants editable document
 
Use a .NORM file
 
Point is, it has to be a .docx file because they want us to get used to using Word
 
12:17 AM
You can save Google Docs as .docx
 
@RedwolfPrograms where's the fun in that?
 
@Lyxal Right, they're preparing you for real life, where everyone uses Word as their IDE /s
 
I think you can convert PDFs to Google Docs as well
 
@user Where engineers use Word for writing reports
 
One nice thing about IJ is that when you copy into Google Docs, etc., it retains its color. Not so with Eclipse (and afaik VS Code)
@Lyxal That makes sense, but why code in Word?
Why not just link to a GitHub repo?
 
12:18 AM
@user because I have to include a snippet of some of my project
@user you'll love this part: the project is using Thunkable (a drag-and-drop app creation website).
So there is no actual code
 
Googling "latex to word" gives tons of results
 
If it's drag-and-drop, how do you turn it into text?
 
I translate it manually to psuedo
 
Oh dear.
 
Screw it I'm just gonna use a screenshot
 
12:20 AM
// Gain libraries
 
@Lyxal ahh when you said you were 18 you must have put a 1 there by accident
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@rak1507 something about "being able to adapt to any tool"
 
ugh
 
import "builders"
 
sounds painful
 
12:21 AM
make(lemon)
 
@rak1507 it fricking is
 
@MarkGiraffe You need to teach me this skill.
 
"I know I hired you as a software developer, but I need you to use this wrench to fix our database. I left it in the office, it's on my desk."
 
@user Sure, just testing out something someone gave to me.
 
@RedwolfPrograms that, but you modify the database using a Web API
 
12:22 AM
@Lyxal Does your professor separate words using two spaces instead of one? And do they have their assignments in Word documents called Assignment (1) (1).doc? Because I had a teacher like that.
 
@rak1507 I've done app development using Java before and it allows you to do way more than Thunkable
 
Java is good.
 
function make(build project):
 
@user no, he actually has good document names
 
what a surprise that a real language lets you do more than a scratch variant
 
12:23 AM
@user I agree
 
Oh good
 
@user all my professors have good document names
 
` if (project == lemon):`
 
My tutor even tries to rickroll us in our workshops
 
Wow, that's a lot savvier than my teachers
 
12:24 AM
@user my tutor is a fourth-year student
that's probably why
 
@Lyxal My dad (uni lecturer) keeps running his ideas on how to rickroll his students past me
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Wow. Speaking of rickroll, here.
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Q: What prank is my friend implying?

Mark GiraffeOn April Fools, my friend has given me a sentence and said it's a prank, but I didn't understand it. I asked "What is this?", he mentioned "A joke.", so I was confused what he meant as a joke. It says: //3\\32 60////4 6!\\3 '/0L| L||*, //3\\32 60////4 137 '/0L| |]0\\\//, //3\\32 60////4 2L|// 42...

It's solved so don't worry.
 
@MarkGiraffe this is pretty poggers.
 
 
I think the most creative one so far has been uploading a file named "test answers" to the shared drive which is actually a link to the rickroll
 
12:25 AM
@Lyxal As a gamer myself, I indeed say it is poggers.
 
it's unnerving
watching it makes me feel strangely ill
 
@user The 4 colors in that image happen to be the colors of the lesbian pride flag :P
 
@user I have a teacher who types out assignments with different colors and fonts for the same paragraph. Add horrible grammar to that and I get a headache every time I open their course page.
 
Needs some more orange, but it's almost there :P
 
@ChartZBelatedly isn't it the bi one
 
12:26 AM
@user Feels painful to watch, not gonna lie.
 
@rak1507 Bi is blue, purple and pink
 
And yes, I don't speak abbreviations that much.
 
@ChartZBelatedly Wait, maybe it was done on purpose, then. My teacher's old, but still pretty woke.
 
@ChartZBelatedly that looks pretty blue purple and pink to me
 
@ChartZBelatedly Error 404
 
12:27 AM
works if you click on it
 
@MarkGiraffe Click the link :P
@rak1507 Idk, personally "Make sure..." is more purple than blue IMO
 
fair enough
 
Why is there so much empty space?? That's better :P
 
Yes, it does.
 
It's fixed now.
 
12:29 AM
Shchiekcemn.
 
Hi @user Thanks for the info! I will try it out.
 
Still confused? Me too.
 
And look forward to your feedback :)
 
@MichaelChatiskatzi Great! Here's the bounty, for reference.
@MichaelChatiskatzi You can pop by in the Scala chat room and ping me any time you need help :)
 
Here's something off-topic that might disrupt you.
Do you like pineapple on pizza?
 
12:31 AM
It's fine
 
I dare you to say you like it.
 
Yes it's actually okay
 
I like it
 
I like it
 
it's fine idk why it's hated
 
12:32 AM
NO!!!
 
@user what's our prize?
 
@user I actually do.
 
I very strongly believe that it's average and I will fight anyone who disagrees
 
It's ok, not my go to, but I won't say no to it
 
@user we accepted your dare and followed through
 
12:32 AM
Please save me from these heathens!
You get my hatred, that's what you get.
 
Breaking News: Man caught not liking pineapple on pizza.
 
@user Easy save: click the "leave" button :P
 
@MarkGiraffe I agree with this man. He is one of the sane ones.
 
That man is you.
 
@ChartZBelatedly Oh yeah? How about you click the leave button?
 
12:34 AM
@user I like it.
 
@MarkGiraffe Not sure why you think I'm a man but okay
 
@user how about you go breath oxygen and drink water?
 
I refer to anyone as a man.
Since I can't be sure.
But please no ban.
I don't wanna get hurt by the CoC.
 
@Lyxal No. I think I'm going to stop breathing oxygen and drinking water just as a protest!
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@user I tell you to live and you die in rebellion.
Wow
That's pretty rude.
\s
 
12:35 AM
@MarkGiraffe You can refer to me as whatever you want, but I'd advise not assuming people's pronouns/gender before looking at their profile page.
@Lyxal Ha! I'm going to totally own you by dying!
 
@user the only person you're owning is you.
 
@user That strategy never works.
All that started this is a question on fruit on fast food. Damn.
 
Okay, this conversation has gone a bit far enough. I'm going to leave to avoid provoking a conflict between the insane pineapple lovers and me, who is totally sane and mentally stable :P
 
Shchiekcemn.
Back to code!
make(fix)
 
Fwiw, I don't mind pineapple on pizza, especially if there's a lot of spicy jalapenos or something.
 
12:45 AM
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Q: Highest single-turn score in Match Land

BubblerBackground Match Land is a mobile game that falls into the Match-3 genre (think Bejeweled or Candy Crush Saga series): swap two orthogonally adjacent pieces to make a 3-in-a-row or longer. However, Match Land has an additional rule that makes the game much more interesting. Once you make a valid ...

 
1:00 AM
@NewMetaPosts I'll write up an answer to this ("Yes we should") tomorrow if there isn't one already
 
 
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8:07 AM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

BubblerCounting polydominoes code-golf combinatorics dominoes polyomino tiling Background A polyomino of size \$n\$ is a contiguous shape made from joining \$n\$ unit squares side by side. A polydomino of size \$2n\$ is defined as a polyomino of size \$2n\$ which can be tiled with \$n\$ dominoes. The fo...

 
 
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9:09 AM
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Q: Zeroes at end of \$n!\$ in base \$m\$

tshRelated: Zeroes at the end of a factorial Today, we are going to calculate how many zeroes are there at the end of \$n!\$ (the factorial of \$n\$) in base \$m\$. Or in other words: For given integers \$n\$, and, \$m\$. Calculate the integer \$p\$ which is the highest power of \$m\$ dividing \$n!\...

 
 
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10:54 AM
Ofc there's no burlesque fizzbuzz
Smh
I suppose I'll have to do it myself
 
11:45 AM
When the code golf is sus: 😳
 
 
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1:16 PM
50 rep for a solution to benhoyt.com/writings/count-words in befunge
 
 
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4:44 PM
I always wondered about Kevin's profile picture, until I clicked the "My Collection" link in their profile
 
4:55 PM
huh, I can't find one that I think I have in his collection
can't think of its name though
 
5:17 PM
This challenge can't be answered in a language with nested comments :\
 
5:47 PM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

BeefsterCan this pattern be made with dominoes? dominoes grid code-golf decision-problem Given a pattern of squares on a grid, determine if it is possible to create that pattern with dominoes. Examples Possible O O . O . . O O O O O . . . O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O . O O O O . O O . O . O . O ....

 
 
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7:50 PM
@user well, if you try to close enough nested comments you might force an overflow of the parser stack if someone tries to open enough corresponding comments...
 
8:13 PM
@pxeger Mmm, but that feels like cheating to me
 
absuing implementation issues is completely fair game
 
I know, and you could do that even without nested comments (lots of +s or something), but it just feels like cheating to me, even if it isn't
 
8:42 PM
How long does it take for a new username to appear in chat?
 
 
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9:45 PM
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Q: Minimally Making Change

Medix2This problem is an extension of what happens to me on a regular basis: I have to give change to somebody (totaling at most $0.99). I discovered rather quickly that the ideal coins to have were 3 quarters, 1 dime, 2 nickels, and 5 pennies. This is the smallest number of coins (11 total) that allow...

 
10:17 PM
@Wezl this isn't befunge, but
(18 bytes)
 
Hi!
I've spent ten hours doing boring stuff.
 
hi
 
@RedwolfPrograms sounds like fun!
 
10:42 PM
@RedwolfPrograms what was so tedious?
 
Various things. Fun fact: There's an officially appointed cat in Britain responsible for keeping the Prime Minister's office free of mice (this has nothing to do with what I was doing today but it's neat)
 
11:38 PM
@Lyxal that's nowhere near the same degree of challenge, befunge has manual memory management and stuff
 
@Wezl I know that
I wanted to see how I'd do it in a non-restrictive language
 
ok
 
and I didn't want to just not waste my effort
 
ok I can respect that urge to post
 
I'm not expecting any bounty, I was just sharing my result
 
11:40 PM
and replying to me was a good enough excuse :)
 
yes
 
easiest way to do it in befunge is transpile to befunge from a higher level language
 
I probably wouldn't award a bounty for that
but don't do it so I won't have to bother about commitments
 
I'm far too lazy to do it anyway
 
11:56 PM
Shchiekcemns.
 

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