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Q: Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free

Helka HombaA bronze plaque in the pedestal of the Statue of Liberty displays the poem "The New Colossus" by Emma Lazarus, part of which reads: Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-t...

 
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hello
Sup.
02:15
anyone have a playlist of EDM if so ping me with a link
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Q: Basic markdown parser for HTML

Christopher PeartTaken (with permission) from Sandbox for Proposed Challenges Basic Markdown Parser Write a script or function that parses Markdown. These rules must be parsed: `foo` ⇒ <code>foo</code> *foo* ⇒ <em>foo</em> **foo** ⇒ <strong>foo</strong> ***foo*** ⇒ <strong><em>foo</em></strong> _foo_ ⇒ <em>...

local a = str_num(0)
print(a - 20)
--> ----------0
I think my math is wrong.
0 - 20 is most explicitly not "VERY Negative 0"
But I admire it's enthusiasm when presented something it's not designed to do.
What lang?
02:27
Lua, working on String Based math.
For the "Find the next Prime" challenge.
Ah. Good luck.
Lua's numbers stop working as intended at 2^32, and they start using estimates. Which is admirable, most languages would just stop working all together at those heights.
But I have theoretically infinite memory and processing power.
cough cough java
And Lua's strings are only clamped by the computer's Memory.
Can I vote to reopen a question and then vote to close it for another reason?
02:28
I wouldn't
probably not best practice
Ok thanks
I'll just wait for someone else to reopen it then
I gotta go to bed
This site keeps me up
Nah, screw sleep.
sleep("8h")
if you sleep now, you have more time tomorrow to view this site. you'll thank yourself later
02:30
Becoming a addict. Don't be surprised if you see my face on a documentary about addictions. Also I have school
So I gotta sleep
You know you need sleep when you forget how to type
oh shoot so do I
Well I will be on tmr to try and use Jelly
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@ChristopherPeart @ConorO'Brien ^
haha me rn
I'm supposed to be working rn but instead, Code Golf
02:38
Clojure is really beautiful :)
I'm too addicted to Clojure what do I do
WAIT YAS. Snowing like crazy
implement clojure in clojure
Screw school
already have almost an inch
are you on the east coast
Snowing? it's 30 odd degrees here!
02:39
I have forecasted snow where I am
@ATaco I don't even think I can go out today, it's like the Saharas here
39 degrees Celsius :(
Australia
Aussie aussie aussie!
02:40
Oi Oi Oi!
@ConorO'Brien What's the temperature over where you are
@Qwerp-Derp 37
Someone make a Tautology challange
This tautology challenge is a tautology challenge
@ConorO'Brien What I thought you were in US why is it so hot there
@Qwerp-Derp 37 F
@ConorO'Brien sigh
we use Fahrenheit in america
If this challenge is a challenge about Tautology then it is about tautology
@ConorO'Brien I got confuse cause it's basically 37C (~100F) here
And it seemed like a reasonable temperature in Celsius
02:42
rofl
Oh dang. RIP. Well I still need to sleep. For tmr.
2 days ago, by Qwerp-Derp
@LuisMendo Abandon all sleep ye who enter here
so true
It's hotter in Celsius down here than it is in Fahrenheit in Murica.
well I will go now. So I don't die in the morning
Wonderful
ATaco you an aussie to?
02:44
"Real programmers use Kelvin"
"There's an emacs command for that"
Yeah, Celsius -273
There is an XKCD for that
When you need to sleep but PPCG
I don't want to go to school tomorrow, my school only has fans (no air-con in 40C (100F) temperatures)...
I'm sitting in an Airconn'd office.
Mind, the Air con is broken, and it's ~15c in here.
02:45
O_O Dang never going to move to aussie. You guys sound miserable.
@ATaco What so lucky :(
@ATaco -273.15
;P
I rounded because I don't care.
;)
(That was harsh I'm sorry)
lol I was being needlessly pedantic, I don't really care either
02:46
@ChristopherPeart Never go to 'Straya in the summer, you'll probably suffer from heatstroke
Well I'm easily triggered so I'm offended by both of you /s
Australia's a great place.
We have Pavlova, Lammingtons, Tim Tams, Milo.
Birds with Mohawks.
Good-tasting chips.
(Birds that are an actual threat on our children during the Spring-time to the point where wearing cheaply fashioned helmets is the norm)
and... vegemite. back to square one /s ;)
the koalafications were not met
02:49
@MistahFiggins Uh, jokes on you, I actually kinda like Vegemite
I haven't had a chance to try it, but I hear it elicits mixed reactions, to put it lightly
Specs anywhere? can't seem to find them on github
nope
just in the source
@MistahFiggins It also elicits people eating it incorrectly, which is part of the problem :/
03:01
@Sp3000 How is it meant to be eaten?
With pastry, e.g. toast + possibly other toppings, as opposed to straight from a spoon which some shows do
Oh god, people do that? That's like drinking ketchup straight. I barely know anything about it, but I at least understand that its a darned condiment
Ketchup straight is horrible
Gah wait I am asleep
Is that about accurate?
03:10
"[Outside:] 'Ketchup straight is horrible'? Great. He jumped straight to trans-reality condiment-commenting"
Basically
Input is one of these xkcd.com/257
Anonymous
@ChristopherPeart @MistahFiggins Could you two please cool it with the XKCD oneboxes? You're filling up the chat quite a bit.
@ConorO'Brien Cool, I've also specified my sandbox post better. I'll likely post it tomorrow.
I'd wait a day or two longer than that
03:14
Sorry
Well to e to sleep f'real
Sure
See I am ..... Oh. Welp. I am thinking of a challenge to make a schedule for solving my addiction to this site
I am being serious
"How do I solve this addiction? I know! more PPCG!"
Pretty much
PPCG is more addicting then cocaine
03:27
It's hurting my work life, making me antisocial and do otherwise absurd things to get more of it. Yep, PPCG is cocaine.
I have solved the "Find the next prime" problem.
And at the same time, I've created the slowest prime number generator known to man.
@ConorO'Brien does [["set",["a",["#",["line"]]]],["do",["a",["out","a"]]]] look like the actual array form of the truth machine?
I want to make sure I have it right.
["set", ["a", ["#", ["line"]]]], ["do", ["a", ["out", ["a"]]]]]
Why is "do" one layer deeper than "set"?
They're both toplevel pyramids
03:42
@ConorO'Brien Did you ever actually get around to learning Racket?
@ConorO'Brien Those brackets aren't balanced
@quartata I do think I gave up
wait no that was erlang
@Pavel there's a leading [ I forgot to copy sorry
@quartata not yet
["set", ["a", ["#", ["line"]]]], "do", ["a", ["out", ["a"]]]]]
Ok, that looks normal.
I forgot that every new layer get it's own array.
Why did you give up on Erlang?
03:44
I think I tried it when I was tired
The brackets end up looking more stereotypically Lisp-like than any actual dialect of Lisp.
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Q: Dealing with a highly-popular invalid answer

MarkThis answer to the Output your programming language name challenge is invalid: it doesn't actually produce output, and arguably isn't even a program (at least, not in the language it claims to be written in). Normally, this would be dealt with by downvoting the answer into oblivion. However, th...

@ConorO'Brien Do what with it? Output the inputth value, infinitely output the sequence, or what?
Actually, '2n+1 appears 2n-1 times.' is pretty unclear.
Do you know what this sequence is, exactly?
I understand it.
Idon't
3 (2*1+1) appears 1 time (2*1-1); 5 (2*2+1) appears 3 times (2*2-1), etc.
Lua 83 Bytes. function a(n)t={}for i=1,n do for c=1,2*i-1 do t[#t+1]=2*i+1 end end return t[n]end
04:10
Hmmm I have an interesting CMC
@Qwerp-Derp ye?
Generate the numbers 1 to 100 using primes, and +-*/, exponents, roots, factorial, ceiling and floor
Hang on don't do the CMC yet
1 + 1 n times is the easiest solution.
1 is not prime
(3-2)+(3-2)
04:13
The final score is calculated by taking all the primes and tallying them, and then the final score is equal to p1 * (prime index of p1)^2 + p2 * (prime index of p2^2)...
Can I VTC a CMC?
@Pavel :(
You should post your challenge idea in the sandbox first.
Nice meme
@ATaco I decided to award you the quine bounty
I don't think anyone will beat you
04:18
Wonderfrul.
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Q: More cowbell...!

Greg MartinYou are providing tech support to the Bruce Dickenson as he produces a Blue Öyster Cult recording session. When he asks for more cowbell, you can give it to him. Your task Write a program or function that takes a string (or equivalent in your language) as input, and outputs a related string con...

 
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@Downgoat Have you been working on Coup, or did you abandon that?
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@ChristopherPeart coming to TNB is great way to fix PPCG addiction because then you'll be addicted to TNB which is like nicotine of sites
A chicken coup? :) /s
Where a group of chickens violently overthrow the government?
@ConorO'Brien yes you can, echo hah prints hah
 
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@mınxomaτ I've been looking at turbo.js and NanoCL - really cool stuff. Out of curiosity - why would pure JS be faster than JS + turbo on my machine? Specs are latest Chrome, 64-bit Windows 10, i3-3240, NVIDIA GeFore GT 610
I suspect your browser switched to some kind of software emulation. That's what happens in VMs, too.
Anonymous
It's not that drastic of a difference - 1.41 vs 1.32 - but I'm curious why it wouldn't be faster
Anonymous
How could I check if that was the case?
I have a more compatible version of it in the works in the dev branch, but haven't got around to actually implementing it. NanoCL is vastly more capable, from a routing standpoint alone.
@Mego How well do other GLSL things run in your browser?
Anonymous
@mınxomaτ I have no clue. I've never run benchmarks, and I don't even know where to find benchmarks to run.
07:40
Should run pretty smooth even on integrated GPUs
Anonymous
Smooth animation, blocky edges
blocky edges are caused by the pixel size setting (the dropdown right next to "hide code")
Anonymous
Changing it to 1 causes slight stuttering. Changing it to 0.5 causes major stuttering.
0.5 is supersampling. Stutters are to be expected.
Anonymous
Changing it to 8 feels like the 90s
07:43
WebGL is weird. I'll try to implement some further checks in future versions. Maybe your GPU emulates the texture type that turbo.js uses.
Doesn't help much that JS adds so much overhead. The overhead in NanoCL are just a few clock cycles per vector.
That runs smoothly on my phone o_O
That's not surprising. Phones have awesome GPUs. The reason no one does anything with them is that they are power hungry. They overheat quickly and eat through battery.
Kind of how using AVX512 breaks the Intel CPU TDP.
Anonymous
Tablets also usually have awesome GPUs, but sometimes they turn into IEDs
08:44
Politics = confusing, every time I read about a controversial topic there's always two sides with seemingly equal arguments that are arguing with each other, and I don't know who to trust
I just played custom
mode kind of sucked
3 town, 3 maf, rest neutrals
and I was framer
with no investigatives...
You need to play EpicMafia @DestructibleWatermelon, it's better than ToS IMO, it looks cleaner and more like Mafia
08:56
Oh wow, EpicMafia is still around
EpicMafia = good, ToS = OK but worse than EM
For a moment it looked like I could look at my past games and feel nostalgic but nope :( too long ago
09:13
Can a mod please unfreeze this chat room?
@Fatalize I kinda want to learn Brachylog, but I have to learn Prolog first right?
Or can I just jump right in?
Not necessarily though that would help a lot obviously
LeakyNun learned it without really knowing Prolog as far as I remember
I'm too addicted to Clojure to do much else :(
The drama on Meta SO is still going :( 3much5me
You can start here, there is a very basic program at the bottom, and here for a primality testing example. Don't hesitate to ask questions
Which drama?
@Fatalize Go on Meta SO and that's basically it
09:19
@Fatalize Thawed
@trichoplax ∧"Thanks!"w
@Qwerp-Derp That post about Trump?
@Fatalize Yeah
It doesn't look like it's going to end any time soon, but I won't talk about it here
Thanks, now I'm gonna spend the entire morning reading everything on that page... there goes my productivity
@Fatalize You're welcome :P
._.
As if PPCG wasn't bad enough for productivity already
09:25
@Fatalize After all, our "slogan" is "Abandon all work, ye who enter here"
Ho ho ho
Silver badge... Finally :)
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I only took ~12k rep to get there... I think @Zgarb is the only one who's had more rep when reaching that badge... (but Calvin's Hobbies (Helka Homba) would beat us by 100 miles if he ever gets that badge... =P )
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09:45
@StewieGriffin 'Grats! I don't think I'll get there for a long time...
@Qwerp-Derp checking that out
wait gtg so I'll do that later
10:07
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

MarioUSA You Have Been Trumped! Your task is to produce a full program or function that outputs this exact ascii-art text. No input required. /$$ /$$ /$$$$$$ /$$$$$$ /$$ /$$ /$$$$$$ /$$ /$$ | $$ | $$ /$$__ $$ /$$__ $$ | $$ /$$/ /$$__ $$| $$ | $$ ...

Fira Code is good :)
 
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Hello
 
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Hi all. I currently have this in sandbox, which seems awfully close to this. Yet, it gets a positive review in Sandbox. Should I post on Main, or is it a duplicate?
13:17
@steenbergh It does seem close, though yours accept consecutive identical letters and only goes left to right
I can't find a challenge that does exactly what you ask, strangely
So i'd say it's not a dupe, but that's only my opinion. Might want to wait for others
 
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Q: Counting unit squares circle passes through

orlpWrite a program or function that given an integer radius r returns the number of unit squares the circle with radius r centered at the origin passes through. If the circle passes exactly through a point on the grid that does not count as passing through the adjacent unit squares. Here's an illus...

@orlp do you have a graphical exemple of the number of squares being lower for n+1 than for n? I fail to see how that's possible
14:46
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Q: Enthusiastically Russianify a String

ConnorLSWMany of you may have interacted with people from Russia on the internet at some point, and a subset of you may have noticed the slightly odd method they have of expressing themselves. e.g. деинсталляция игра нуб))) - (forgive the google translate) where the ))) are added for emphasis on the pre...

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@Fatalize I do not
it's not that hard to make though
@orlp do you have a value of n for which that's true, at least? It seems odd to me too.
@ArtOfCode 24/25
It's how many squares the circle passes through; not how many squares are contained in the circle
When you have a certain radius you need to pad the edge more
otherwise it's not circle-y
24 passes through 188 cells
it does not
188
186 is not even a multiple of 4
15:04
25 passes through 180
@orlp that's what I meant
lolfail -- Security is rolling out new security policies here at work (which is fine). One of them is that all PowerShell commands are transcripted (i.e., logged) to a particular directory (which is also fine). However, in the same Group Policy object, the permissions on that folder are restricted and don't allow anyone to write to it ... so thus PowerShell can't even launch.
Obviously a ploy to stop people from using Powershell at your company
Indeed. Thank goodness for TIO or else I'd be unable to golf anything.
@Fatalize you are not in bad company though
the numbers on OEIS were wrong too :)
it's counter intuitive
15:43
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

LliwTelracsSum One Ad Infinitum Background We all know that 1+1+1+1+... is infinite and should not converge. However, according to mathematics, this sum should be equal to -1/2. Therefore, since we trust these mathematicians, we are going to make a program that agrees with their conclusion. Tasks Crea...

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@Fatalize @ArtOfCode 24 and 25
@orlp That illustrates it really well, in that you can see on the 25 one where there are 4 pixels "missing" from each quadrant where the circle directly passes through the corners.
16:11
When you have school but TNB
@Dennis you on? I have a questions on Jelly
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Q: Do An Exponent Without Basic Arithmetic Operators

ckjbgamesYour task is to calculate an exponent (x to the power of y) without basic arithmetic (adding, subtracting, multiplying, dividing, modulo, and (obviously) exponents). The Rules You may not use any of the following symbols: + (addition) - (subtraction) * (multiplication) / (division) ** (e...

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Q: Language contest

mromanSo, I'm kind of an esolang loony so let me propose the following contest. First of all, the assumption is that every algorithms that save the same problems are equally fast. Also, let's think in "special case" terms. Sorting is the problem of well... sorting a list. However, an algorithm that gen...

16:29
Does everyone get notifications for suggested edits? Just saw one but now it's gone
@Poke yeah, that's normal. It probably got approved/rejected before you had time to look at it
Top bar is looking pretty good. :D
Turns out SOX is compatible with PPCG graduation script
16:45
hhuh
Ah makes sense
> 3360 x 364 pixels
@VoteToClose What sort of resolution are you using?
@AdmBorkBork The cropped kind.
Chat mini challenge: what is the correct answer for n = 247742847421875 for my latest challenge @Dennis @MartinEnder
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have fun guys :)
16:52
My screen size is 3360x2100. :P
@orlp no thanks
24754875463447742847421875 @orlp
@ChristopherPeart what makes you think that
zz
Not a very good troll since it's not divisible by 4.
16:55
obviously it's wrong
but this is a nice challenge :)
@VoteToClose What sort of screen is that? That's a really odd resolution.
I was not trolling. I was guessing. Know the difference
@AdmBorkBork It's a Macbook - required to use one by my school.
Well I am going to go eat lunch bbyeee
can someone star the chat mini challenge?
17:02
@orlp Wow asking for stars
tut tut
Flags as advertisement
@VoteToClose Huh. I thought those were 2880x1600 for the new model.
@VoteToClose just so more people get to see the challenge, idc about the stars themselves :)
@AdmBorkBork Screen capture is some multiplier resolution in both dimensions. My pixel count is 2560x1600.
Ah, OK, that makes more sense.
17:37
This looks like a good sign
oh wait it gets better
Turns out port 1524 was a root shell. \o/
Because opening that to telnet connections isn't a bad plan at all.
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Q: Is this word Lexically Ordered?

steenberghGiven an input string S, return truthy if all the letters in S are Lexically Ordered: their ASCII values need to be in either ascending or descending order. Return falsy in other cases. Input Input will be in the same case (all upper- or all lowercase). Your submission should be able to handle...

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

LliwTelracsLabyrinth Game KOTH This is inspired by the Labyrinth game from Usogui Rules Starting with a blank 8 by 8 grid, your bot will add a starting point, end point and walls. This should form a maze with a valid path from start to finish. Your bot will then compete in groups of 4 in order to try...

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Q: Letter Interpolate

MCMasteryThis is a fairly simple challenge. Given a lower-case word, you must "interpolate" between letters. Here's some examples to hopefully clarify this: Input: test Output: tsrqponmlkjihefghijklmnopqrst Between letters you must add, in alphabetical order, the letters between those two letters. So if...

Anonymous
@orlp You have a strange definition of "mini"
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

ignasas kielasasThis is a bad one probably. You have to submit answers to other challenges, that would work, but would crash on some cases and/or leave an Easter egg. Point counting: +1 for every upvote. +50 if the answer is selected as the best.No edits. I hope it's good enough?

Anonymous
@Pavel Because sets
It returns True if they're equal... and returns the literal expression otherwise?
What?
Anonymous
18:17
Oh, didn't even notice that, thought it was debugging output
Anonymous
I have no clue
Ok, so apparently it's just an issue with string arrays
I'm going to submit that as a bug.
Can Mathics classify goats?
I'm not sure
Anonymous
@feersum Asking the important questions here
18:23
@feersum I don't think you can feed TIO images yet, and I can't use the desktop version of Mathics on this computer.
You'll have to try it yourself
18:54
@Mego heh
@Mego to be honest I haven't really solved it myself either
I managed to piece some stuff together
but I don't understand the idea behind it
Anonymous
19:23
@Mego i think it's possible, just use imagination — ignasas kielasas 28 secs ago
Anonymous
facepalm
@Mego It's the rest of the challenge that's awful
Anonymous
@muddyfish s/rest/entirety/
He is asking for code-trolling to be done on other questions on the site essentially
Anonymous
Hence my delete vote :)
19:31
@orlp 20/20 very mini
Why stop at the site? I think the challenge would be better if we can code-troll the entire Internet.
@ChristopherPeart I am now. In general, highly recommend the Jelly room. Even if I'm not there, someone else usually is.
@feersum possible duplicate of social media
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@Dennis Anyone here got a dupe hammer for this?
Wait, code trolling is what social media is about? Maybe I should reconsider my decision never to use it.
It's broader than that. All forms of trolling are welcome.
19:37
Quora has some code trolling, such as the answers to the smile homework question.
Oh. In that case, I don't think it's a duplicate, because the optimal answers for trolling a general audience are hardly ever code trolling, so it won't be possible to reuse them.
Some of the languages for that were rather interesting to see such as Maya Embedded Language and RAPIRA.
19:56
I just broke 40k network rep! \o/
Congrats
20:10
PSA: I'm enabling output caching for TIO Nexus, which hopefully will reduce server load. Please report any bugs in talk.tryitonline.net.
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

carusocomputingBase Conversion The task is simple, without using any built-in functions supporting base-conversion, convert any given number from base a to base b. In other words, use division and modulus to implement base conversion from a to b in any language. Bases supported should be from 2-62 with charact...

Hi everyone :) on code golf do you ever play code jazz?
@Safirah what do you mean?
20:26
I mean I've seen some posts with the tag answer-chaining, and I was hoping to find one with code jazz, but I didn't find any.
@Safirah I don't know what that is
btw code jazz works like this: Given a programming language, one persons wirtes a statment, another person writes another statment and so on. The game ends with a concise program with some meaning.
@muddyfish Is it something uncommon?
@Safirah I don't believe this could be on topic on this exchange as challenges have to have a way of objectively determining a winner
It also would pretty much have to be kept in single answers too
@LliwTelracs what do you mean?
20:34
It would hard to make into a formal challenge, but maybe it would be fun to play in a chat room.
@muddyfish, usually the program ends after a given number of statments, defined at the beggining, unless the program does not have a good and defined purpose, in that case it continues
@Safirah It still doesn't seem like there can be a winner
Anonymous
Man, filing tax returns is a royal pain when you're self-employed
(sorry if I'm sounding picky/stuff)
@feersum, I'm new to code golf, are these chats very populated?
Relative to other SE sites, you could say they are.
@Safirah If people submit the code as multiple answers, the answers usually get sorted by votes. Therefore, if any of the later parts of the code get higher votes, the program will cease to make sense unless it is all kept to one answer.
@muddyfish, no problem, I understand you are just trying to help. Couldn't the person to end the program the winner? I mean the person was able to wrap up everything.
@LliwTelracs sort by oldest
@Mego I have a friend who (used to) work part-time at two jobs (seasonal) and do independent contracting elsewise in the arts, so it also dealt with a lot of non-profits. I've heard some real horror stories about it.
20:39
@Safirah I guess but I agree that it would be much better to play in a dedicated chatroom and post something here inviting people
Yeah, I guess.
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Q: How to find a rectangle in a two-dimensional array with the same corners?

MikeI'm given a two-dimensional array of integers and I need to check if it contains a rectangle that has the same corners as the array corners. for example: 3 4 3 5 -9 0 4 4 -8 6 1 1 3 -9 6 4 3 -2 5 6 In this array we have a 2X3 rectangle that starts in [0,2]. (the cor...

Anonymous
20:55
@AdmBorkBork It's a nightmare. Well worth the expensive version of TurboTax, though
@quartata I beat neutral route + finished true lab, check undertale room
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