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12:01 PM
 
@TuxCopter It should say "John Cena" was unexpected at this time.
 
gtg
 
is linux development slowing?
 
> 'F*cking crap' aside, Linus Torvalds says Linux 4.9 is coming along nicely
 
3 hours ago, by mınxomaτ
Time to hibernate
 
12:22 PM
Here's a small cut of some of the podcast people reading a sample text: clyp.it/t3jmmcc2
 
Hello
 
@PhiNotPi You're not in there, because the audio I got from you was pretty broken. I'd like to re-do that when you have time.
 
back
 
@mınxomaτ "making meesik"
 
Hm?
 
12:26 PM
27
Q: PPCG Jeopardy: Cops

Nathan MerrillHow well do you know the site? Let's find out. This is a cops-and-robbers challenge. Robber's thread. As a cop, you need to: Find a non-deleted, non-closed challenge on this site to answer. The challenge cannot have the following tags: cops-and-robbers, popularity-contest, code-trolling, u...

Why this have an unclear VTC
 
@TuxCopter bunch of reasons
it was a long debate about how to prevent certain answers from occuring
hey...does serial voting reversal actually change the vote?
or just reverse the rep change?
 
AFAIK it reverse the rep and the votes
 
@TuxCopter There are incredibly many questions which are hard to identify and could be considered a standard loophole if we had loopholes for this type of questions. You could even write a new challenge and at least get 1 or 2 points...
Oh no, you can't., sorry.
 
I did close that loophole
:)
 
And that's what I didn't read XD
 
12:34 PM
I won't deny that there might be other loopholes, but I try to close them as fast as I get the report
 
But I still know a bunch of questions which maybe aren't even unique.
Of course, you can't find every question, but it's still a bit unfair sometimes
 
Fun fact: Alumin(i)um-sheet cuts last longer than paper cuts
 
Did you read this on Wikipedia?
 
@MegaMan Personal experience
 
12:36 PM
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ Ow.
 
@mınxomaτ Nice. UK get out of Europe and starts mass surveilling people.
 
Yeah, happened yesterday morning, still hurts
 
I had a paper cut which hurt 3-5 days long...
 
@TuxCopter This is several steps beyond mass surveillance. They already had no limits on XKeyScore queries and reach, now they stepped up everything.
 
@MegaMan Fun fact: I also have two other cuts from handling alumin(i)um sheets, but luckily they don't hurt
 
12:38 PM
@TuxCopter The way they got out of Europe wasn't even legal
 
@MegaMan ?
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ I had an urting cut ;)
 
@MegaMan sauce please
 
Article 50 of the Treaty on European Union is a part of European Union law that sets out the process by which member states may withdraw from the European Union. Its use became extensively debated after the referendum held in the United Kingdom on 23 June 2016 in which a majority of those voting favoured the United Kingdom's withdrawal from the European Union. Once article 50 is triggered, there is a two-year time limit to complete negotiations. If negotiations fail to reach agreement, the member state leaves with nothing. This process is generally accepted to leave a seceding member without any...
 
12:40 PM
@TuxCopter The parlament has to agree to this and they didn't. Noone said they wouldn't, but they didn't
 
@MegaMan Nothing happened yet at all. The vote wasn't legally binding by any actual law. It's worth nothing more than a strawpoll at this point.
 
@mınxomaτ That's exactly what I meant :P
 
@MegaMan But not what you said. First of all, they are not out. Second of all, nothing about this is illegal.
illegal and not legally binding are two very different things
 
@mınxomaτ Yes, sorry, I did say it wrong. I didn't mean it's illegal. I meant - again - exactly what you said :P
No idea why I'm doing this.
Replace "My friends on facebook" with "Donald Trump". and "sad" with "angry"
 
Why everyone hate Donald Trump
 
12:45 PM
Because he hates everyone except white men living in USA which regularly go to church and have lots of money
 
wat
 
there is a politics SE fyi
 
Hm.
Just getting bored.
 
I'm not a trump fan but let's leave that out of here
5
 
At least he's better than Hillary
 
12:46 PM
> allow police and intelligence officers to see the Internet connection records, as part of a targeted and filtered investigation, without a warrant
 
W00t?
 
tux, I didn't like either
 
what the actual f...
 
@mınxomaτ .-.
 
Eh, anything like code we could talk about? XD
 
12:48 PM
System.out.println("Java's not verbose");
 
|ГΞБУХГРСГЧОГΞЦ-|sainènoksososaiksafosaiksévosainèkokuna|She sent him a present|
My conlang has gone way too far into weird pronunciation
 
lol
 
@TonHospel Wow! How did you do it?
 
just wanted to use jsf*ck to alert("Javascript too") but it was way too long
 
I need a ppcg challenge which needs clever and large code, preferly machine learning and AI .
 
12:50 PM
> 0 results found
 
114
Q: Build a working game of Tetris in Conway's Game of Life

Joe Z.Here is a theoretical question - one that doesn't afford an easy answer in any case, not even the trivial one. In Conway's Game of Life, there exist constructs such as the metapixel which allow the Game of Life to simulate any other Game-of-Life rule system as well. In addition, it is known that...

 
Come on
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Flp.TkcEfficient Typing on a Gameboy Many old Gameboy games often required string input from the user. However, there was no keyboard. This was handled by presenting the user with a "keyboard screen" like so: The 'character pointer' would begin on letter A. The user would navigate to each desired ch...

 
This one is cool.
 
12:53 PM
@TuxCopter Probably a spambot
 
@GLASSIC Sorry, Ads following, but you go on codingame.com, they have a pretty nice machine learning challenge
*you could
 
Oh. My. God. This. is. Totally. Awesome. If. You. Want. It. Too.
*To.
 
wat
 
You can edit your own posts within 2 minutes of posting them
 
12:56 PM
Oh.
Does anyone know how the ~x people reached on the profile page is calculated?
 
The formula is keep in a locked container somewhere on mars
 
XD
 
261
Q: We're working on a new stat to help convey the reach of your posts here

JaydlesWe've got a new statistic on the shiny new Profile Page Prototype. It's not perfect yet. And we did a pretty crap job of explaining what it's all about! Let's talk. What you do here isn't just about solving one person's problem. A while back, a user contacted us about his friend's account. His...

 
Unrelated, here's a turtle in a pool: 50.244.186.65:8081/view/viewer_index.shtml?id=1073
 
How the hell to I have an impact of ~65k people then? BTW, thx.
Is this a webcam or malware? XD
 
1:05 PM
i dont think modern browsers can get infected by a website
 
@betseg Sure they can.
 
Especially on linux...
 
They can, but it's very unlikely
(Except if Flash or Java)
 
Not really, see above link.
 
1:07 PM
you can also visit crashchrome.com
(it really will crash it, so beware)
 
That's not an exploit.
 
If anyone has time, could you please look the question at the bottom of my sandbox suggestion. I'm not sure whether it's a dupe or not
 
@mınxomaτ isnt this pwn thing done from the same computer?
 
Of course Flash is what is damned in eternal PWN!
 
1:15 PM
@mınxomaτ broken how?
 
@Lembik I made a distributed version of the program. In total I have 18 cores at home (though several are pretty slow). Working on n=14 gave this after a bit less than a day
I checked the solution with 2 different programs, so I'm quite sure it's valid
 
@Flp.Tkc I think that it's not a dupe, since, first of all, you are required to show the user how the heck to type it, not how much they should count.
 
ok. thanks for the feedback :)
 
when is group B test recording? I could do it then.
 
1:49 PM
@Lembik: ps, for you your 50 column matrix, I can only confirm that at least the first 45 columns have no solution. I can probably get 1 more column, but then I will run out of disk space. (complexity is O(3^(n/2))
I would need about 32Tb of disk space for a full check
 
2:25 PM
@PhiNotPi FYI: I've been relatively happy with Maximized Affirmed Majorities
I'm only running 50 games, and I'm getting consistent results
 
@NathanMerrill cool. Good to know that it works.
perhaps more importantly, do the results seem to make intuitive sense?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies so, uh, when's you're next live stream?
@PhiNotPi well, they didn't at first, but that was because I had a gazillion bugs
but now, I've had nobody complain about it
and I think they are accurate
the bot that is winning against most players is at the top
 
Spiky is tough to defeat
 
Anonymous
3:22 PM
@NathanMerrill I've retracted my close vote now that you've banned hashing instead of trying to patch around the issue. However, I'm also working on another tricky approach that is valid with that rule change :P
 
Anonymous
I really like the challenge :)
 
I'm just going to get over my fear of dupe votes and post the Thanksgiving polyglot challenge now...
Wish I could get Martin or Peter or xnor to take a look first
I suppose banning minor version differences might help un-dupe it
 
@ETHproductions yolo
 
3:42 PM
While I'm at it, should I just ban all versions of the same language, e.g. Python 2 and Python 3 is not allowed? I remember seeing a golfing language where the version number was something like 27.0.1
Or should I just not worry about that?
 
I think its totally fine to alllow it
because they'd have to abuse version-specific behavior
 
I agree with @NathanMerrill
 
OK, cool. Do you mean minor versions should be allowed, or just major versions?
 
any version
a patch version, if they want
 
Hmm... I'm afraid it'll be closed as a dupe of "What year was this language released?" then
 
3:47 PM
@Mego It's pretty nontrivial to use crypto to make an uncrackable submission, if that's what you mean. Most CnRs have this problem :/
 
for languages like Python, its easy to define version level, but for many other languages (like most esolangs), its tough to say "this is major version" vs "this is a minor version"
@Sp3000 you mean trivial?
 
... yeah trivial, oops
 
@ETHproductions actually, as I think about it, I'd prefer if multiple version of the same language weren't allowed
because, at least in python, its trivial to check the version number
 
My thoughts exactly
But should Python 2/3 be allowed in the same entry? They're quite different
 
that's a major version IMO.
yeah, there are differences, but not that many
 
3:52 PM
@LuisMendo most of the interesting stuff occurs under the "opCoin" package github.com/PhiNotPi/BernoulliFactory/tree/master/src/opCoin
I haven't really done much documentation yet, other than like a 1-line comment in each telling what the math expression is.
 
@NathanMerrill I'm not sure I understand what you're saying... you're against it?
 
For example, OverOnePlusTimes.java is the code for x/(1+xy) which is constructed by the code new Mult(x, new Neg(new Mult(y, this))).
 
I'd either allow all version, and allow Python 2 and 3, or allow no versions
 
I agree that there's no safe middle ground
All versions is too close to What Year? IMO, so I think I'll stick with no versions
 
3:55 PM
Which I find to be a very convenient way of organizing stuff, since existing functions can be composed however I like. The above example only requires a single line to compose several other functions into a recursive function for the desired result.
The downside is that the resulting algorithms aren't necessarily efficient.
 
if you are composing algorithms like that, why are you putting each algorithm in its own class?
IMO, it'd be simpler to just create an Array/HashMap of them all
 
@NathanMerrill how would that work (for functions that aren't compositions)?
 
well, you'd have two operator interfaces
(it depends on how many arguments the operator takes)
 
The way my OO works is that there's a superclass "Coin" which is anything that has the "next()" method to return 1 flip. Each coin-function takes several parameters (some of which are Coins), but is itself also a Coin.
The arguments for each operation are unique to that operation.
 
> Each submission must run in at least 3 languages, each of which must output a different item from the menu. You may not use multiple versions of the same language (e.g. Python 2 and Python 3 cannot be used in the same answer).
@Nathan How does that look?
 
4:06 PM
@PhiNotPi I'm not sure I understand the purpose of this package
@ETHproductions goood
 
@NathanMerrill as in, why it's a separate package?
 
no, like...what is it even doing?
why are you taking multiple coin flips
 
Here's a simple example. You have two coins, X and Y, with probabilities 1/2 and 2/3 respectively.
Let's say that you wanted to combine these coins to create an X*Y coin, which lands on heads 1/2*2/3=1/3 of the time.
The answer is to flip both of them, and if both return heads, also return heads.
 
why not just multiply the probabilities?
 
Because you don't have access to the probabilities.
 
4:16 PM
what benefit does that provide?
 
Bernoulli factory algorithms don't take real numbers as input and return a real number as output, they take a sequence of heads or tails and return either heads or tails. The probability of the result is a known function of of the unknown probabilities of the inputs.
Probably the most practical application is the typical "create a fair coin from an unfair one."
 
I feel the bernoulli factories are almost like some germs slowly but steadily infecting people here in TNB :)
3
 
@flawr only me
 
One last question before I post: Should each entry A) have the same bytes in each language's encoding, B) have the same chars in each language, or C) be required to have the same encoding in each language?
 
I'd go for bytes
 
4:31 PM
How would I phrase that in the rules?
 
> Each entry have the same bytes in each language's encoding
 
Thanks, that's simple enough. I was writing something like "Each entry must be runnable from the same file, i.e. ..." which didn't go well
 
I just restated your own words from a few minutes ago
 
@ETHproductions add up the bytes in each language's encoding and divide by total languages?
 
@KritixiLithos Oh, haha :P
@Flp.Tkc That sounds a little too complicated
 
4:36 PM
^ I agree, that sounds too complicated.
 
sorry haha. was just giving a suggestion
 
@PhiNotPi Is there a way to do that without potentially getting an infinite loop? (Like all heads)
I guess not. a 100/0 coin could not simulate 50/50
 
Posted. Here goes nothing...
 
0
Q: What will you bring for Thanksgiving?

ETHproductionsThanksgiving in the United States is coming up on November 24th. Many people will have a large dinner with their families, traditionally including turkey and many side dishes. This typically means the family members must coordinate who's going to bring each of the various dishes. In this challeng...

 
@NewMainPosts ...that was faster than usual
 
4:48 PM
I'm telling you, that's gonna get a lot of upvotes
stop worrying :)
 
Problem is, I have to leave for 30 minutes
 
Hint: This got 3 upvotes in less than 1 second.
 
I'm pretty sure over a second passed until it got 3 upvotes :)
 
@ETHproductions what's the requirement for languages? do they have to have a TIO or online interpreter - or is a github repo fine?
and wow, it's on 5 upvotes now
 
4:57 PM
@Dennis +1, no zalgo
 
-1
Q: How can I move the button diagonally in C# winforms

Stephen juniorI am a complete starter in C# and have a puzzle to create a button and move it diagonally in win forms. I can understand and analyze yet but... Please help me. I need a code . Thanks in advance

 
Polyglot challenges are always really fun. The hard part is just coming up with something new
 
@quartata can't really do anything related to PPCG server, rather busy today
 
I totally did not just crash the server the second you pinged me
I'm not sure why it happened but everything is fine I'm reloading the chat relay
still kind of awkward
 
ಠ_ಠ
i think I can SSH through lemme try
 
5:07 PM
The console command in question has never once crashed a server so this was unexpected for me
@Downgoat srcds_run auto restarts
Don't worry
 
oh wait I have vpn with server so this shouldn't be problem
 
@Dennis ಠ_ಠ
 
@Dennis What?
 
How does SE handle duplicate username in chat
 
> You can be Zalgo.
> It's too mainstream.
> I'm the almighty Zaglo.
ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ
 
5:11 PM
@Downgoat It isn't though.
It's Zaglo
 
@DrMcMoylex ^dW
@quartata .____.
 
How is Zaglo even prononced?
How is prononced even written?
 
Zag-low I imagine
@Zalgo pronounced
 
kthx
 
@Dennis i wonder whose bot this is
 
5:14 PM
:O
i just thought of best username
Zalgoat
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
Just what we needed: more socks.
 
^ yes
they always sell socks in pairs but I need 4 socks per pack for all 4 hooves
3
 
One day socks will take over StackExchange!
3
 
lets protest in all major cities against this injustice :P
 
5:17 PM
It took me way too long to reload TNB
But I am back
 
@Dennis WAT
 
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ why is l at the right of l k
 
spelling poll (I will use whatever wins this)
 
@Dennis ಠ_ಠ
 
@Flp.Tkc Same rules as always: if it has a working interpreter (posted before the challenge) and the program works in that interpreter, it's valid.
 
5:20 PM
@Downgoat We should use ωατ
Or ωαþ when it's thursday
 
@TuxCopter ;____; y u gotta make wat into super complex Greek letter math equation
 
@Downgoat This is a joke, right
 
> Translate to English: ωατ
 
> This room is read-only ; only users with 20 reputation can participate
 
> From Greek: oat
 
5:21 PM
Is space before semicolon considered typo in English?
 
@Downgoat :D. True, but the ^ was redundant
 
@ETHproductions It's pronounced wat too :P
 
And you might want to add a ~ for capitalization
 
@DrMcMoylex ik but I wanted to ensure cursor was in correct position
 
mod abuse 11
 
5:24 PM
in PPCG TF2 Server, 37 mins ago, by TF2Goat
mod abuse: 11/11
 
@quartata no. If people feel my "wats" are impeding meaningful discussion I'll stop
Oh crap I didn't actually expect what to win
 
@Zalgo That was a 2, maybe a 3.
 
?
 
@DrMcMoylex huh TIL
Question: are you on vimgolf?
 
4
A: Is this number a prime?

ZgarbHPR, 1217 bytes 393 bytes with macros HPR is an unusable language I created for a challenge here. It has only five commands, and it's not Turing complete; I was actually surprised that a primality test could be programmed in HPR. This answer stretches the conditions of input formats a bit, sinc...

wow
 
5:34 PM

 PPCG Pretend Podcast

A place to pretend like you're really speaking on a PPCG-relat...
 
@Downgoat No, not yet. I'd like to be, but the client is kinda weird and I couldn't figure it out
@Downgoat Thank doorknob for that one, I didn't know it either
Don't forget ~, which toggles the case of the character under the cursor and moves one to the right! — Doorknob ♦ Aug 17 at 2:50
 
5:51 PM
Fun fact: This thing is a valid email address, according to RFC 5322:
%q?_4.-.-.e.=5=@8+.E.=!=!$Z.=.=!-((
 ((
 1+U
 
brb changing email address
 
(I challenge somebody to register it)
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ With the newlines?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes, with the newlines
 
Wat
Why TNB just reloaded
 
5:53 PM
I had to remove some of the original whitespace 'cuz SE
Also, they're CRLFs
 
Calvin just found this
 
majik
 
@HWalters Ah. I see what you mean now (looking at the edit history). I didn't think to try editing because I assumed it was just a typo. I nearly always use code blocks for < so I didn't even realise markdown would do this. I'll bear it in mind now...
 
6:14 PM
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ brb making that @gmail.com
 
I just made a 118 on an exam. New high score.
 
118 out of what?
 
"Out of 100" but it's 100 points + bonus points + curve.
I haven't gotten the physical exam back yet, just know my grade.
 
Oh, like something online?
 
6:22 PM
probably the online gradebook
my school has one
 
I remember one time on my online gradebook, the professor said I got a 7/100.
It scared the shit out of me until I got my real grade back and realized it was a typo
 
It's an online gradebook... of course it could be a typo, but given the fact that most of my other grades in that course are at or above 100, I don't think so.
 
@DrMcMoylex you had 17/100 and he forgot the 1 ? :p
 
@PhiNotPi nice!
@DrMcMoylex what class?
 
@Dada Hahaha, yeah totally
 
6:25 PM
was actually 7/1000
 
I don't remember exactly what it was, but it was 70-79
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Calc 1
 
This is for "discrete structures for computer science."
 
6:41 PM
@TuxCopter That can probably be shortened, but I couldn't bother.
 
You made a primality checker in a non-TC language o_O
 
I remember HPR
 
> The email account that you tried to reach does not exist.
 
7:06 PM
CMC: Given n print an asterisk diamond of size n.
Examples:
1:
*

2:
 *
* *
 *

3:
  *
 * *
* * *
 * *
  *

4:
   *
  * *
 * * *
* * * *
 * * *
  * *
   *
 
I'm pretty confident that this is an actual challenge
 
@DrMcMoylex That scale challenge is borderline the same
 
What? this one?
And WTH did that get starred?
 
Because TNB
I have fixed the speck to meat the interpreter. — MegaTom Oct 30 '15 at 16:18
lol
 
7:20 PM
Haha
 
0
Q: Make a "Ceeeeeeee" program

Challenger5Once I wrote a JavaScript program that would take as input a string and a character and would remove all characters except for the first one and the character given as input, one by one. For example, computing this with inputs codegolf.stackexchange.com and e for the character yields: codegolf....

 
anyone know any languages which allow you to stick "string literal"; on a line?
apart from python
i.e. it does nothing on that line as nothing is called on the string
 
nvm
 
Most interpreted languages
 
Basically yes. JavaScript most notably
Unless it's literally "use strict";, which gets executed
 
7:33 PM
ty
 
@NewMainPosts Dang it, this would be perfect for V but it's missing a crucial feature... :(
 
user image
2
I made python thing :D
 
Heh, that's how my MacBook Air's (2011) screen used to look shortly before it died.
 
@Downgoat I thought you hated python?
 
@mınxomaτ XD
@DrMcMoylex yes but here i have to use python apparently
not sure why everyone use python when there is cheese
probably the libraries
 
7:48 PM
Because python is finished?
 
@Downgoat 10/10 grammar
 
cheddar is superior language in every other aspect
@mınxomaτ i am in programming mode rn, not talking :P
 
@Downgoat This grammar is worse than the grammar of the first conlang I made
@Downgoat btw OMG THIS IS AWESOME
 
i can send you link after i submit
 
+1 for including ;_; smileys in it :P
 
7:49 PM
basically gets the top 5 hottest posts on earthporn subreddit and output in terminal
10/10 outputs are very nice
you can't really get good dithering with colored ASCII art tho
 
@Downgoat I once did a program that downloaded a video from youtube and turned it into animated+coloured ascii art
 
I like how games can render super complex very wow shadows and lights and 3D, but when rendering colored text computer go into overdrive
 
It did it at ~30fps
 
@BlueEyedBeast were you using 256 colors?
 
@BlueEyedBeast Yes, you even rickrolled TNB in text one time -.-
 
7:57 PM
yep
 
@BlueEyedBeast huh wow
 
It was pretty fun
It also did semi-dithering with the checker character and foreground-background different colours
 
@Downgoat Does that work with images?
 
@BlueEyedBeast oh, using checker character is smart
@EriktheGolfer of course?
 

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