"We must stop the pop-con!" the lock-bloc proposed.
"No hope it's in-scope, so the post must be closed!
No space for a showcase of PPCG,
where votes for the top are just not meant to be!"
An opposing voice spoke: "Why fix what ain't broke?
We're not trolling code, but this brings in the folks.
As pop-cons may go, there are cons and there's pros.
It's what voters chose, so why step on our toes?"
So go shop for some popcorn, pop open some pop.
'Cause the pop-con commotion is not gonna stop!