The Nineteenth Byte

betseg

16:00

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC basically: http request unsuccessful. If you think you did a valid request please contact: tel numbr. if youre doing a malicious request, your requests are recorded. You will be sued

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

TIL: Ctrl-Z in chat is up arrow in the terminal

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ honestly, do you think a meta post is necessary?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

dear turkish prosecutor: ;_; pls no

betseg

Oh it isn't a tel numbr it's something like request count

The very evil ROFLcopter

Yay, my suspension period finally ended :D (BTW I learned how to sentence in the meantime)

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

16:06

@betseg then what does it mean?

betseg

@TheveryevilROFLcopter ROFL

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

looks like the id number of the request to me

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@TheveryevilROFLcopter tux crafting, what did you do to your profile?

betseg

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC ^

The very evil ROFLcopter

@betseg copter

betseg

16:07

^^^^?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

you are tux on most sites, but ROFLCopter on PPCG chat & electrical engineering

The very evil ROFLcopter

Wait, @noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC have legal issues with Turkey? o_O

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

read the transcript @TheveryevilROFLcopter

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He's hacking my government ;_;

Downgoat

@TheveryevilROFLcopter how can U be ROFLcopter and Cool penguin at saem tiem._.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

16:09

^^

Downgoat

@betseg ;_; @noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC y u do dis

The very evil ROFLcopter

I am a penguin controlling a ROFLcopter

Downgoat

:O

betseg

:O indeed

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@TheveryevilROFLcopter > Due to system errors caused by your activities, your access to the system has been suspended. Your access details have been stored and reported to the authorities.

Downgoat

16:10

that is cool. But you are in fact cool penguin

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC WAT

The very evil ROFLcopter

@Downgoat He scanned for vulerabilities the Turkish VISA website

Downgoat

so ur fugitive of turkey government now

The very evil ROFLcopter

And they didn't liked... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

shhhh

29 mins ago, by noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

+ /siteseed/: Siteseed pre 1.4.2 has 'major' security problems.
+ /iisadmin/: Access to /iisadmin should be restricted to localhost or allowed hosts only.
- STATUS: Completed 1500 tests (~23% complete, 1.2 hours left: currently in plugin 'Nikto Tests')
+ /w-agora/: w-agora pre 4.1.4 may allow a remote user to execute arbitrary PHP scripts via URL includes in include/*.php and user/*.php files. Default account is 'admin' but password set during install.

Downgoat

@TURKEYGOVERNMENT ^ EVIL DOER IS HERE

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:12

@TurkeyGov ^

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

DAMMIT, NOW I HAVE TO HACK YOU AND STACK EXCHANGE! /s

The very evil ROFLcopter

D:

Downgoat

:OOOOOOO DDDDD: ;_________; Y U DO DIS Q_________Q

betseg

Power your modem off and on again. If your ISP is like some ISPs your IP address will change. Then continue hacking >:D

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

if you're reading this, I just told you how to fix your server @TurkeyGov

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:13

So some ISPs in Turkey

Downgoat

@betseg O_O ISPs do that???

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

most ISPs golbally

Downgoat

that.... wat

The very evil ROFLcopter

Because I don't know (at least French ones) ISPs that change the IP on router restart

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

american ones do too

betseg

16:14

Not router, modem

Downgoat

Won't they run out of IPs quickly if they do that

betseg

Old IP will be freed

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

they are recycled

The very evil ROFLcopter

@Downgoat The IPs are freed

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

So someone else gets targeted >:D

betseg

16:15

Double ninja'd

The very evil ROFLcopter

Dammit, ninja'd

Downgoat

And what if you had something DNS to ur IP

will bork bork?

The very evil ROFLcopter

Dammit, ninja'd on the ninja'd

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@Downgoat then buy a static IP address

The very evil ROFLcopter

^ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Downgoat

16:16

@TheveryevilROFLcopter :o so ur ninja cool penguin driving ROFLcopter... wow

The very evil ROFLcopter

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Pay £500 to bitcoin address 3a1kcs3223nk24bklq or you will ALL BE HACKED /s

The very evil ROFLcopter

:O

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

(why euros, I don't know)

betseg

@Downgoat no he ninja'd. I'm the ninja.

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:17

But I don't have 500€ to give to a scammer ;_;

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Pay 500 monoploy dollars to bitcoin address 3a1kcs3223nk24bklq or you will ALL BE HACKED

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ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Sorry, this is the U.S., we wouldn't ever have such blasphemous currency here

Downgoat

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC ;_; opponent bought boardwalk hotel and now I'm bankrupt

betseg

Can I make my username ;_;

s/can/should/

Yes I can

Downgoat

Yes you can

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

16:19

Do we have a Monopoly KOTH

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

betseg

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC brain borked can't count

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

?

betseg

How many ^s are there

Downgoat

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ brb making

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:20

@betseg Way too many

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC I don't have monopoly ;______________;

Sp3000

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Please calm down...

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

7 mins ago, by The very evil ROFLcopter

So some ISPs in Turkey

Downgoat

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC at this point you can just use replies and say I agree

@TheveryevilROFLcopter question: y u gotta be eivl ROFLcopter ;_; y can't u be nice ROFLcopter

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@TheveryevilROFLcopter google images

The very evil ROFLcopter

@Downgoat I can't be nice ROFLcopter because... well because

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

16:22

@Sp3000 brb getting my jekyll

betseg

@TheveryevilROFLcopter can you see Saturn at southwest

The very evil ROFLcopter

It isn't night here (UTC+2)

betseg

Ah right

Can you see the moon at southeast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Now I know two people's timezones

The very evil ROFLcopter

@Downgoat Why do you forked CPython and named the repo CCobra? Are you planning to do a spin-off of Python?

betseg

16:26

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC we have a spreadsheet

Downgoat

@TheveryevilROFLcopter I am changing Python to have braces

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noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@TheveryevilROFLcopter I agree

@Downgoat wat why

The very evil ROFLcopter

@Downgoat :O BLASPHEM

Downgoat

it will solve world peace, hunger, and all problem everything

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DJMcMayhem

@Downgoat Please tell me you're joking

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:26

@Downgoat BLASPHEM BLASPHEM

Downgoat

@TheveryevilROFLcopter ;_______; y u haet gaot

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@Downgoat just make a preprocessor...

Downgoat

@DJMcMayhem oh no, just look at last nights transcript

DJMcMayhem

from __future__ import braces

Downgoat

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC yeah but that means you'll have ugly whitespace code on your computer

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:27

@DJMcMayhem SyntaxError: not a chance

Downgoat

python has so much potential but it throws it away with ugly syntax

The very evil ROFLcopter

@Downgoat Wat Whitespace is a cool language

@Downgoat ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

@TheveryevilROFLcopter ._______.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@Downgoat so you have ugly assembly, machine code, uglified js, and babelifed js too

The very evil ROFLcopter

The Python syntax is not ugly

betseg

16:28

It is

DJMcMayhem

@Downgoat BRB, making indentation based ches

The very evil ROFLcopter

@betseg ಠ________ಠ

betseg

@DJMcMayhem Nuuuuuuu

Sherlock9

The syntax is quite interesting, honestly.

The very evil ROFLcopter

@DJMcMayhem Yes plz

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

16:29

@Downgoat just make a preprocessor that stores it in memory

The very evil ROFLcopter

Why on the earth my test repo have 1 star?

Downgoat

@DJMcMayhem ಠ_________________________ಠ ;__________________; Y U DO DIS VREY EIVL DR HAM JAM YYYYYYYY. THIS IS REAL BLASPHEM

Sherlock9

Like a haiku has constraints, the constraints of the Python syntax are interesting to work with

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@Downgoat ?

The very evil ROFLcopter

@Downgoat dafuq

Downgoat

16:30

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC preprocesser his harder then making new lang

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Sherlock9 yes

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

What brings you here, @Lynn? (also btw I'm having legal issues w/ the turkish gov't, read transcript)

Sherlock9

Darned Internet connection

Gentlemen, may we have order in the chat, please?

The very evil ROFLcopter

^^^ Black hat spotted

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lol edit bug

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

16:31

@Sherlock9 chat.sort()

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Downgoat al prblem eveyting ftfy

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Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC .......

Sp3000

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Please stop bringing up your hacking attempts and calm down or kicking will happen.

Sherlock9

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC harhar :D

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

16:32

>_> @Sherlock9 sorry

chat moves too fast

DJMcMayhem

Alright cool. Remind me to try coming back in 20 minutes, this is honestly painful.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@Sp3000 ok...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DJMcMayhem see ya

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@DJMcMayhem hm?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DJMcMayhem hey, little bit of tf2?

1v1 for a bit

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

16:32

@Sp3000 now it's on the starboard

Sherlock9

@DJMcMayhem Remember: try coming back in 20 minutes

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!RemindMe remind ham jam to come back 20 minutes

damn this isnt reddit

The very evil ROFLcopter

WAT Angular is written in TypeScript

-1 Angular

DJMcMayhem

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I'm actually out of town for the next few days, so I can't right now

Downgoat

@betseg dr ham jam u mean

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

16:33

@DJMcMayhem oh, have fun!

Downgoat

@TheveryevilROFLcopter angular was scary anyways

I should learn react

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@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ play with me? :)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DJMcMayhem are you a medical doctor or a psychiatric doctor? "Mayhem" implies the latter.

The very evil ROFLcopter

I honestly never understood how to Angular ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@betseg sure

I can play for a couple min, 5-10ish.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

16:34

Mc Dr. Evil Mc Mayhem

DJMcMayhem

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC I mean "Y U DO DIS? 'Look at me hacking! Hacking hacking hacking! $/^$5/! Ascii face *50" getting stars is making chat unpleasant

The very evil ROFLcopter

dafuq github.com/facebook/react/blob/…

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@DJMcMayhem ok I stop you liek how bout dat

Sherlock9

Stop giving DJ more usernames. It's difficult enough to keep track of them all as it is.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DJMcMayhem $/^/$5/! o_O wat

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:35

Why on the earth the React repo contains a C header

DJMcMayhem

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Neither. I'm a "psychotic doctor"

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

oh, okay

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

youtube.com/watch?v=WVqg3Oz0KbI .

@TheveryevilROFLcopter WTF?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DJMcMayhem so you stick live wire into people's chests to see what happens?

Downgoat

@Sherlock9 all you need to remember is anything remotely related to dr Seuss is dr ham jam

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:36

1 min ago, by The very evil ROFLcopter

dafuq https://github.com/facebook/react/blob/c78464f8ea9a5b00ec80252d20a71a1482210e57/‌scripts/perf-counters/src/portability.h

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DJMcMayhem

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That was my best attempt to spam ASCII symbols from my phone

betseg

lol graphical glitch

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DJMcMayhem lol

The very evil ROFLcopter

@betseg This is actually very common

Than OpenGL do weird things

betseg

16:37

the window is usually empty before loading graphics

The very evil ROFLcopter

class HelloMessage extends React.Component {
  render() {
    return <div>Hello {this.props.name}</div>;
  }
}

ReactDOM.render(
  <HelloMessage name="John" />,
  document.getElementById('container')
);

This syntax o_O

Sp3000

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Removed since it was cluttering up the starboard

Downgoat

@DJMcMayhem ok this is my fault, sorry

The very evil ROFLcopter

HTML is a pain, JavaScript is a pain, and pain+pain = double pain

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@Downgoat what!?

Downgoat

16:38

@roomMod can u pls remove my stupid cry face messages from starboard

Dennis

poof

betseg

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ halp how to play with you

Sp3000

(Thanks Dennis - doing this on mobile is painful)

Downgoat

@Dennis thanks

DJMcMayhem

Everything on mobile is painful

Downgoat

16:40

^ u have no idea how much work I put into my ;_;s on mobile

Sp3000

Actually I can post and kick fine, but there's just no options for star removal on the mobile version (yet, anyway)

The very evil ROFLcopter

SE literally don't care about the mobile chat interface visibly

DJMcMayhem

Oh yeah, kick is really easy on mobile

Downgoat

@TheveryevilROFLcopter s/mobile |interface //

The very evil ROFLcopter

haha

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

16:42

@betseg oh, since you are in turkey your ping is terrible.

I can't play on any EU/asia servers, and you can't play on any US ones.

Dennis

@Sp3000 Yeah, that requires switching to the full site.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

25 mins ago, by noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Pay 500 monoploy dollars to bitcoin address 3a1kcs3223nk24bklq or you will ALL BE HACKED

Dennis

@TheveryevilROFLcopter How so? It just got a complete overhaul.

The very evil ROFLcopter

Oh, I didn't know

Dennis

Well, for some definitions of just.

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:44

TBH I pratically never use my phone

Downgoat

@Dennis yeah but pretty much every meta post with [chat] appears to be invisible to SE

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Downgoat *//g

Downgoat

(a bit unfair of me to complain since I don't know what they're backlogged on but still...)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

and that leaves goat grammar >_>

betseg

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ so what do we do

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:46

@Downgoat 73% of chat questions on Meta SE are answered

Downgoat

@betseg cry? :P

The very evil ROFLcopter

^

Downgoat

@TheveryevilROFLcopter that isn't very good metric

I'll write SEDE in a sec

betseg

@Downgoat gaot y u du dis

The very evil ROFLcopter

406 status-completed chat questions

Downgoat

16:47

@betseg -1 for a "y u" without ;_;

betseg

;_,

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@betseg we can't play, sorry

The very evil ROFLcopter

;_, y u do dis

Downgoat

ಠ_ಠ

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

i would love to but it's not going to work :(

Dennis

16:48

@Downgoat It could definitely be better (what couldn't?), but it is evolving. The option to kick from the mobile UI was implemented this week.

Downgoat

:o SE addressed problems with chat? :P

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@_@

The very evil ROFLcopter

CMC: Create a CMC

Dennis

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A: Add kick option to mobile chat UI

In the words of the world's most fickle Genie, "Your wish is sometimes in line with what I happen to do"; this option is now available (for room owners) via the pop-down menu that you get when you click/push/touch/whatever on a message. If it doesn't appear immediately (because there are too many...

DJMcMayhem

Oh I didn't realize that. I'm not RO often enough to notice, so I thought it was always there

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

16:49

@TheveryevilROFLcopter CMC: Create a CMC that isn't about creating other CMCs

Downgoat

@Dennis make me RO so I can see the kick feature? :P

The very evil ROFLcopter

LOL

DJMcMayhem

@Downgoat go to cheddar

Dennis

@Downgoat You already are a RO. Just not here.

The very evil ROFLcopter

github.com/Blargboard-XD wat

Dennis

16:52

6

Downgoat

oh my god

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

oh my god

Downgoat

i am traumatized

Sherlock9

XD

DJMcMayhem

That is beautiful

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:52

dog ym ho

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@Downgoat you are making that

The very evil ROFLcopter

;_, @Dennis y u do dis

Downgoat

@DJMcMayhem i would like to understand your definition of beautiful .____.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

And @Dennis wins the award for most stars gained within the shortest period of time

Downgoat

> You: Hey bae I think you're as beautiful as this:
> _Flips out snake with braces_
> You: single again

:( itallics not working

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

16:54

^^

The very evil ROFLcopter

blame-se

Sherlock9

CMC: Given m, n, and k, find the smallest positive number z, where m^n%k == m^z%k. Hint: Carmichael function

The very evil ROFLcopter

use ^ as exp

brb creating ugly ruby bruteforcer

Dennis

Is that really related to the Carmichael function?

Downgoat

@ConorO'Brien halp how to make JavaScript NaN with only number literals

Sherlock9

16:56

@Dennis Had typo. Just edited

Since it's based mostly on exponents, I would think so

DJMcMayhem

@Downgoat 1/0?

New Sandboxed Posts

0

A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Simulate keystrokes code-golf string You job is to simulate a couple keystrokes that a user types in. Input A string array or string with a delimiter of your choice containing at least one 'keystroke'. This array will only contain two types of string: passive keystrokes (single chars) and ...

The very evil ROFLcopter

@Downgoat 1e1000000/1e100000000

Dennis

@Downgoat 0/0

Downgoat

thanks

The very evil ROFLcopter

16:57

or any stupidly big integer literal

Downgoat

JS is weird

why is big number not a number and not infinity

The very evil ROFLcopter

No, I divide Infinity with Infinity

DJMcMayhem

@NewSandboxedPosts Oh man, V is perfect for that challenge!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yes

that's pretty much vim in general

Downgoat

halp, should i use debain or ubuntu for next server

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

16:58

ubuntu

Dennis

Fedora

Downgoat

idk which is less bork resistant from dumb goats chmod -R 777ing important directories

DJMcMayhem

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yup. A few substitutes, delete input and run it. @"

Dennis

@Downgoat There isn't a single Linux distro out there that protects you from yourself.

Downgoat

:(

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