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2:00 PM
yeah
gmail is horrible for performance
 
Question: Did I miss any layers between browser ↔ HTML ↔ HTTP ↔ optional TLS ↔ TCP ↔ IP ↔ ethernet ↔ physical layers?
 
lol
 
There's a measure in Mac OS X's Activity Monitor called "Memory Pressure". Instead of measuring memory used, it measures paging. It is super useful - don't look for things that reduce memory usage, look for things that reduce Memory Pressure.
You should make careful use of memory cleaners - they put RAM onto swap, sometimes it'll increase, sometimes it will decrease the memory pressure
 
2:06 PM
Managed to golf my unlucky numbers answer. Going to try to golf it some more soon.
 
Is it easier to land on Mars or Venus?
 
Mars
Once upi erach it
 
on venus you can use a parachute
 
yup right answer
 
2:16 PM
on mars the athmosphere is not dense enough, you must slow down with rockets
 
or ballons
like spirit and opportunity did
 
But won't most of your payload get crusged>
 
I just got a hella cool new version of the Google Keyboard! :D
 
wow
logy is violently borked
 
2:23 PM
And now, guys, the most ridiculous char I found on that keyboard: ❣
 
^^ too well for a crushed payload : D
 
@betseg no I mean on venus
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala oh
 
I was trying to say that the atmospheric pressure would be too high
 
O look, kaomoji (^^)
 
2:25 PM
just use diving suit, about the same pressure there
 
2:39 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ i've got something for you
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network super slow right now
 
@flawr that's amazing
10/10
 
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Q: So sayeth the Shepherd

steenberghI'm tired, but I can't seem to fall asleep. Help me count sheep. Given an input N (positive integer), make N sheep jump over an ascii fence, like this: o |-| ──|-|── 0 o|-| ──|-|── 0 o |-| ──|-|── 0 |-|o ──|-|── 0 |-| o ──|-|── 0 o |-| ──|-|── 1 o|-| ──|-|── 1 o...

 
ETHproductions, Mego, and DJMcMayhem all made to the HNQ asker list. looks like more than any other site
 
Oh, that reminds me. Should I post this now? meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/10092/47581
I think I'll leave out the tag, since I didn't figure out the rules for that, but otherwise, it looks good to go. From my point of view, anyway.
 
2:49 PM
graphical output doesn't include ascii art iirc
so unless it's actually outputting images and ascii art, then it should only have 1 of the tags
 
Yeah, I thought I would allow both
 
Since my "Roll the alphabet into a spiral" question ended up with some good image answers.
 
I think that ascii-art only would be better, graphical output is a bit broad unless it's a specific image
idk
 
Fair enough. I'll go post it then. Thanks :D
 
2:54 PM
@Sherlock9 I'm assuming stewie gave you permission to take it over, correct?
 
Yep
Posted
 
@Downgoat why is that cheating? I use f later, and that copies the input as the function performs destructive functions on it
 
3:13 PM
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Q: Build an aesthetically pleasing divisor tree

Sherlock9An aesthetically pleasing divisor tree is a tree of divisors of input n that, for any composite number m, has two children nodes that are the pair of divisors that are closest to the square root of m. The left node should be the smaller divisor of m and the right node should be the larger divisor...

 
3:30 PM
user image
10
Damn heavy cat
 
3:44 PM
@flawr You seem to like cats. Same here!
 
I kinda like cats, but am allergic...
 
@betseg I made a python script to monitor network. Since your internet seems to be down a lot, I thought I'd share it with you
Colored output and everything
 
@LuisMendo (^-_-^) miaou
ok that was a bad cat representation
 
@ConorO'Brien oh, I thought you were cheating by using it as identity :P
 
@LuisMendo I like Neko (^^)
Neko is a cross-platform open-source animated cursor-chasing cat screenmate application. Neko (猫, ねこ) is the Japanese word for cat. == About Neko == Neko was originally written for the NEC PC-9801. It was later ported as a desk accessory to the Macintosh in 1989 by Kenji Gotoh, followed by an X version by Masayuki Koba. In the game, a sprite would follow the mouse pointer around. In the System 7 version, the pointer could be modified to various cat toys such as a mouse, fish, or bird. When Neko caught up with the pointer, it would stare at the screen for a few seconds, scratch an itch on its body...
 
4:01 PM
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC im using bmon its super cool too ;_;
 
@betseg too much things, mine just answers "is the internet down?"
 
lol
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I was right. Someone in the comments has an interesting graphical output answer using Mathematica
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC what version?
i cant execute it
 
wait a sec, lemme add requirements
 
4:04 PM
nvm pacman -S python-termcolor
 
pip install termcolor also work
 
@betseg added step pip3 install requests colorama termcolor
 
CMC: Given a positive number to any amount of precision, output a number smaller but still greater than 0. You can assume input has decimal point. e.g. 34.0 -> 33.0, 0.002 -> 0.001 or 0.0002, etc.
 
logy: f[X]->X/2;
 
@HelkaHomba V, 4 bytes: f.á0
String manipulation FTW
 
4:12 PM
@DJMcMayhem 34.00 not less than 34.0
 
:/
BRB
 
read only freakin lol
 
@HelkaHomba 3 bytes: :2/
Only works with floats as input though
 
Nevermind
Doing this with just strings is harder than I thought
 
Just append a 0 after the .
well nevermind
 
4:15 PM
Nope. 34.0 --> 34.00
That was my first solution
 
Does anyone here know how to prevent ssh from printing "logout" when exit-ing a session?
 
@betseg I updated it so you can do {./netstatus & bmon}!
(or w/ any other command)
 
yaay
 
@DJMcMayhem remove the ., prepend 0.
 
@Downgoat identity function is important function
 
4:17 PM
{bmon & ./netstatus}
 
@Fatalize Oh. That's way simpler than what I was trying. I came up with <C-x>f.á0ó-1/0<cr>A1
Nope
i0.<esc>f.x
Or even better, f.xI0
 
Question: what should op overloading syntax within cheddar classes be?
 
class Q {
    function +(obj) {
        this + obj;
    }
}
or anyway the function syntax is
 
@Downgoat What does current class/function syntax look like? Give me a sample class
 
@betseg oh wait, bmon doesn't work. it's too advanced. htop works though
 
4:22 PM
@DJMcMayhem named functions are:
func name(args) { body }
classes are:
 
Use TIO so I can see indention
 
15 hours ago, by Downgoat
class MyClass4 {
    get * (name) -> 7
}
@DJMcMayhem cheddar classes are not even on GH yet
 
@Downgoat override +(a, b) { return a.toString() + b.toString(); }
 
what is this horror
do like ruby: operators are like normal functions
 
So basically, give up overloading and just a.add(b)? Thanks.
 
4:25 PM
no
irb(main):001:0> class Q
irb(main):002:1> def +(e)
irb(main):003:2> 10 * 2
irb(main):004:2> 10 * e
irb(main):005:2> end
irb(main):006:1> end
=> :+
irb(main):007:0> Q.new + 10
=> 100
irb(main):008:0> Q.new + 32
=> 320
(the 10 * 2 is a keyboard fail)
 
@Downgoat What? That doesn't make any sense. Is that a getter or a function named get? Why the argument? What's the asterisk for?
 
Sep 24 at 16:40, by Downgoat
class Animal (private name: string, private age: number) {
    init {
        print "Created an animal named %s" % self.name
    }

    (name: string): self(name: name, age: 0) {
         // initializer body
    }
}
^ another example
 
Oh cool, so (private name: string, private age: number) is like a C++ initializer list?
Only problem is that it could get pretty long for big classes
 
@DJMcMayhem yeah, this is the primary/secondary constructor syntax. You can also use syntax like Java's fields
 
In case the affected party sees this: An anonymous downvote on a sandboxed post that has no comments at all that could indicate potential problems is not helpful. The whole point of posting something in the sandbox is getting feedback. If you see a post that is unclear, uninteresting or you dislike for really any reason at all, please say so.
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4:33 PM
THE PANELS
THEY JUST NEVER STOP
 
@TùxCräftîñg I've made a human-assisted bot to scrape the xkcd Lorenz
Read human-assisted
 
Language feature idea: interface constructors, which delegate construction to an appropriate class
 
example?
 
I'm in the US with a broadband connection in a suburban region with a major ISP and I don't even have a stable internet connection!
 
4:38 PM
@NathanMerrill I.e. The class implementing the interface itself?
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ Scrape this web-debate comic. :P
I made it ;)
 
Sure. The interface could take parameters and pass it to different classes based on the parameters
 
Question: Do you like bounties, and/or crazy amounts of rep?
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A: List of bounties with no deadlines

Wheat Wizard700 Rep for a modulo in Brain-Flak The current record for the shortest modulo is 72 characters: (<({}<>)>)<>{({}[()])<>(({}()[({})])){{}(<({}({}))>)}{}<>}{}<>({}<{}><>) If you can implement modulo in less than 72 characters in Brain-Flak, you will get 700 rep. 500 from WheatWizard, and 200 ...

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It's basically the factory pattern
 
@DJMcMayhem yes
> Brain-flak
nvm I like my brain intact
 
4:41 PM
@LuisMendo welcome to the liking cats club
@Sherlock9 oh, cool
 
If your allergic to cats the solution is to get a dog :3
or better yet a goat :D
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Actually, my allergies aren't that bad anymore. I used to have serious allergies and asthma, but that kinda went away as I grew up. The allergies are still noticeable, but just a minor nuisance.
 
And if you're allergic to all three?
 
The asthma's totally gone, thank god
 
get a penguin
 
4:45 PM
@quartata cry
 
Get a ham?
Or a DJ
 
@TùxCräftîñg XD but they will melt due to warm temperature
@DJMcMayhem DJ very expensive
 
so the only solution is ham
 
@DJMcMayhem :D
now get cat
 
@Downgoat I'm actually good friends with a DJ, haha. Maybe I can convince him to give you a good deal. :P
 
4:47 PM
cats will make your life miserable
 
no
they will make your life much happier
 
I hate cats
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I don't plan on getting any pet for a long while
 
D:
@Fatalize get out.
 
@Fatalize Don't you hate everything though
 
4:48 PM
@DJMcMayhem why not?
@quartata i thought that was the downvote
 
@quartata I like fries
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.__________________________.
 
do you guys think the tactical assault knife should be banned?
some say it's far too dangerous
user image
5
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Cause I still live with my family
 
4:49 PM
@Fatalize a good life motto for healthy living
 
@Fatalize you mean chips :P
 
@orlp that's horrifying
 
@quartata I know, right? Unprecedented precision and killing power.
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@orlp XD reminds me of 4chan's guns
 
@quartata IMO silencers should also be banned.
 
4:51 PM
What's the muzzle velocity
 
@orlp you should add a bipod for stability
 
@DJMcMayhem yeah I love those
elite black ops
 
@DJMcMayhem dang brainflak is hard to code in
 
@Downgoat Chips are flat, despite what the british think
5
 
:D It's supposed to be
 
4:56 PM
@Mego Is there a reason that (sublists; chunk by number) does nothing?
 
@DJMcMayhem halp how it gone i can't run
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Any particular questions you have?
 
Well now I have 2 starred messages about potatoes. Not sure how I feel about that
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@Fatalize 3
 
... should have seen that coming
 
4:57 PM
@DJMcMayhem no
 
@Fatalize oh, it's only the British who say chips?
 
just why is this a thing
 
brb I forgot how to geography
 
@betseg ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk, it just kinda went away
 
@Downgoat In French chips are called chips
 
4:58 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ For the same reason brainf*ck and hexagony are things. Because we can.
 
at least
 
Chips are bits of vegetable that have been cut up and fried. Who cares about the shape?
Crisps are crispy, but they're still chips of potato, just like fries.
Except some that are made of other vegetables, but they're often prefixed with the name "vegetable".
 
To clear up all confusion. Chips:
 
@orlp If it's OP, ban it.
 
5:03 PM
And fries:
 
What are vegetables anyways?
 
@DJMcMayhem -.- thanks a lot for making me want to go get a burger and fries now
 
I don't like burgers
 
How about we call them "crisps" and "fries", leaving "chips" ambiguous or referring to both?
 
@Fatalize that's fine. I do however.
 
5:05 PM
^^
 
nah
it's good as is
 
Does any of you know anything about a language called Haystack? We got a question about it earlier on CR, but we can't find the specification.
 
this was an active period of stars
 
@DJMcMayhem You call tomato ketchup "fries" in your country? I've heard it called "red sauce", but...
 
Definitely looked like a golfing language, so of-course I thought about you guys.
 
5:05 PM
@Mast hm, heard of it
 
...
 
@Mast not a golfing lang, but iirc it's an esolang
 
@wizzwizz4 What country are you from?
 
@Mast Link?
 
@quartata It's burned, but the code was this:
 
v

    v       /2<
        >d2%o,^
>i  >d1]?
        >"Done"o|
 
@Mast thats a 2d esoteric lang
 
Is it ><>
 
Oh yeah that was Shebang's 2D lang
 
@DJMcMayhem Go onto GeoGuessr at UTC00:00:00 on a Friday. It's the first country that shows up.
 
Now I'm even more confused...
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ A 2D esolang?
Thanks for the find by the way :-)
 
@Mast There are lots of those nowadays. :-)
 
@Mast Think of the code as a grid of instructions
And you can change the direction the instruction pointer is moving
 
So the distance between instructions becomes relevant.
 
yes
and the direction
 
A 2D tape.
 
5:09 PM
That's what the arrows are for, changing control flow direction
 
Hah, if you know that, it looks surprisingly easy.
Must be a pain to maintain though...
Change the length of one string and all your code needs to move.
 
Yep. It's sill a surprisingly intuitive nd fun approach to control flow though.
Look up befunge and ><> for classic examples
 
@DJMcMayhem fries kinda looks like hay..... shit I'm hungry now ;_;
 
@quartata I could even write a question in one of those languages :-)
 
I'm using a neural network to denoise an image right now
I think the implementation is known as "Visual Cortex". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_cortex
 
"I'm using a neural network to X" is slowly becoming the new "I'm using JQuery to X"
 
yeah
Part of a package named "Humans", forked from "Great apes"
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5:18 PM
@zyabin101 Hey, at least you don't have to wait for your program to make 8 pings per panel to c0.xkcd.com to ensure that it has all the available options
Takes like 0.5s per panel, times way too many panels
 
Uncompressed and unminified without the redundant source code backups it is 808 megabytes.
 
why do you posted it 2 times
why do you posted it 2 times
 
network problems
timeout, clicked "retry" twice
 
hai
 
5:23 PM
My OS is more than a gigabyte - and nature can fit humans into < 1 GB. With redundancy (2^4 base pairs result in 20 amino acids which uses up the rest for redundancy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_codon_table).
And the hardware can store than in a level 2 cache for every processor
 
Since I already shared one new bounty I'm offering, here is another:
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A: List of bounties with no deadlines

DJMcMayhem250 rep for the world's shortest vim-quine I had never seen a quine written in vim before, so I went ahead and wrote one. Like I said over there, I have never seen a vim-quine before I posted that answer, so to my knowledge it is the worlds shortest vim-quine. I will give you 250 rep if you can ...

 
MPU design idea: Use genetic-code like constructs instead of machine code
 
thousands better than our technology
DNA (base four) form codons which result in amino acids (not one-to-one) which result in proteins
DNA codon table = ASCII, DNA = bits, Amino Acids = Source code, Ribosome = Preprocessor, Protein Folding = compiler, Protein = program
TIL humans are compiled on the fly
protein folding, like compiling, takes a lot of metal computer CPU time
It takes supercomputers to fold a protein, but nature does it in a couple seconds
 
@TùxCräftîñg that happens rarely
 
5:31 PM
Has decent parity though.
 
Viruses are SQL Injection, and cells have a very strong IDS
 
                       ----------
                      /          \
                     /    REST    \
                    /      IN      \
                   /     PEACE      \
                  /                  \
                  |      wizard      |
                  |      90 Au       |
                  |  killed by the   |
                  |     doorknob     |
                  |                  |
                  |                  |
                  |       2016       |
                 *|     *  *  *      | *
@Doorknob
 
and it is decentralized/distributed
 
@quartata Nice :D
 
That was actually by accident :P
 
5:32 PM
and the IDS adapts
 
I was testing something and I forgot I placed you in the Fake Wizard's Tower on the portal
I've almost got vitamin supplements working which was surprisingly difficult
I hope you're eager to be the doom of many adventurers with fire resistance but not cold resistance
 
I am indeed
 
Trying to decide when I've added enough stuff to do a public beta....
 
I denoised my image with adobe photoshop and then used the neural network builtin to Humans
from human.brain import visual_cortex
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ What does the internl API c0.xkcd.com do? :/
 
5:45 PM
RequestForComments: language naming
What do you think of the name "Charcoal"? What associations does it have for you? What kind of language would you expect it to be, just from seeing the name?
 
a character-manipulation language?
 
Makes me think of Charcoal HQ
waffles
 
@quartata Syrup 0_0
 
All right, all right.
 
@StewieGriffin Almost forgot to mention. Posted codegolf.stackexchange.com/q/95100/47581
 
5:47 PM
I think Charcoal is fine
 
Okay, what about "Sketchpad"? Associations/expectations?
 
Sketchpad makes me think more of a graphical-output language of some form
Maybe some pun on "ncurses"
 
mcurses
 
@zyabin101 There's c0 through c8, they provide panel data/CSRF tokens.
Go figure it out with Wireshark yourself :/
 
@DJMcMayhem need some fries now
 
5:54 PM
Last sample: how about "Infinite Sketchpad"? Associations/expectations?
 
I so rarely eat them that when I do it's like heaven
@DLosc Forever unfolding napkin
That's funny because I had a comic written up about that
 
@quartata Ah! Really? ^_^
 
CMC: Create a language called NO using period.case
 
NO
 
6:00 PM
@TùxCräftîñg This would have been funny but the "Ditto" made my brain tingle
Sorry @ConorO'Brien
For PascalCase you could have done Pascal, C#
And screaming snake case could have been another joke
Also you missed a golden opportunity for an OCaml joke
Also I would have rearranged the hyphen case to be third
 
CMC: check out cergos.cfw.me/rss ;)
 
Alright, who linked CHQ? Suspiciously high numbers of TNB people in there :)
 
hides in barrel, asap, as fast as possible
 
17 mins ago, by quartata
Makes me think of Charcoal HQ
 
everyone, hide
 
6:03 PM
@Lynn well, updated. It' not going to win over someone who does what you suggest by combining 15 Python versions with some cheap polyglots, but I think it's quite interesting. :)
 
> Regex modulo
NO
 
@Lynn Thanks!
 
6:22 PM
@DJMcMayhem shouldn't the empty Brain-Flak program just print its arguments?
 
Yes, that is correct
Is it not doing that?
 
oh does TIO read from STDIN instead of arguments?
 
Yup. Decimal, split on any type of whitespace
 
okay, thanks
 
Technically it's from a file, not STDIN, but close enough
@MartinEnder are you working on modulo?
 
6:24 PM
I thought I'd give it a try
I've never done anything in Brain-Flak but I've been meaning to learn it
you should totally give it a command-line switch to read/write characters instead of integers. that would make it a lot more powerful (without actually affecting its Turing-tarpitness)
 
I'm really happy with how it turned out. Some things are a lot shorter than BF because of the nature of the nesting, but them some things are a lot harder cause of the stackyness
@MartinEnder There already is. -a -A and -c all do that
 
oh okay
 
I forgot which one is which, give me a second
 
that should probably go in your readme then ;)
 
Yeah, it should
OK, so -a is ASCII input, -A is ASCII output, and -c is both.
 
6:30 PM
since you have a stack depth command, the language specification should probably also mention somewhere that pushing zeros onto an empty stack creates explicit zeros which are counted (for all other commands it doesn't matter whether the zeros are swallowed by the implicit infinite stack or not).
 
It's really convenient to have them split like that
 
yeah, Stack Cats has the same (but defaults to characters)
-i for numeric input, -o for numeric output, -n for both
 
@MartinEnder Ah, that's a good point. I'll update that.
Pushing a zero is harder than it should be. It seems like there should be a 4 byte way, but the shortest has to be 6. Unless the stack is empty I suppose
 
well if you don't care about which stack you're on, you can do four
 
6:38 PM
I can't imagine very many scenarios where you don't care which stack you end on, haha
 
yeah I guess in most cases, both would be empty, so you can just use []
 
@Optimizer Thanks what for? (You're welcome!)
 
6:56 PM
I assume your edit of his challenge
 

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