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ETHbot is running in Beep Boop Maggot, btw
 
This isn't in JS by the way
Sorry, I wrote it in Python
Had to
 
That's fine by me
 
please help: is abs(x) = x? It seems like it would be but then what if x is like -2. Then abs(-2) != 2. I need to simplify this equation: a+|bx|>c so I can graph
 
@AshwinGupta abs(x) != x for all x < 0
 
abs(x) = x if x > 0 else -x
 
1:02 AM
abs(x) = x * sgn(x)
 
@ConorO'Brien ok, but I haven't got a clue what x is in this case
so does that mean I can't simplify |x| to x
 
Best to split it into two cases and treat them separately I think
 
because I got to this:
a+|bx| > c
|bx| > c-a
|b| * |x| > c-a
|x| > (c-a)/|b|
 
@AshwinGupta a + |bx| > c can be rewritten as |bx| > c - a, which splits into two cases, bx > c - a and bx < -(c - a). You can graph these separately.
 
@AshwinGupta You can simplify it if x is restricted to positive numbers. Or -x if x is restricted to negative numbers.
 
1:04 AM
By the way, does anyone know of a good Python module that will clean up verb conjugation/plural issues? (i.e I is a hams -> I am a ham)
I could easily roll my own but a module would be nice
 
oh wait. Hold on im an idiot.
no nvm. doesn't help
 
Sup peeps.
 
the directions say that a, b, and c are positive.
 
@Zizouz212 Hello. I hope you aren't here because something got flagged
 
so |b| = b. but no help for x
 
1:05 AM
Hi zizouz!
 
@Zizouz212 hiya
 
Is |nm|=|n|*|m|? I assume so, but I want to check.
 
I'm a blue person. I'm free! Free like a bird!!
 
@DanTheMan according to my math teacher
 
@quartata lol, I just came to hang out :)
 
1:05 AM
but then again, not sure if I trust her
 
@quartata Now about node box's linguistics library?
 
@AshwinGupta Try graphing |x| by itself. Just for the intuition of what |x| and |bx| look like.
 
@AshwinGupta I think it should be.
 
@DJMcMayhem I actually I think nltk (which I'm already using) probably has it
 
@DanTheMan Yep. It is.
 
1:06 AM
@El'endiaStarman Well thats just a ray starting at 0 going to the right.
on a number line that is.
 
Speaking of nodebox's linguistics library...
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A: Reassuring parables

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:D
 
Hey! What happened to the cool quote at the top right corner?
 
@Zizouz212 The one that we got rid of months ago?
 
Some people interpreted as a mandate to goof off, I guess.
 
sigh. |x| > (c-a)/b
 
1:10 AM
Months ago? I haven't been gone that long have I?
 
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@ETHbot Please no Zalgo?
@TùxCräftîñg
 
but that doesn't work. I can't graph that on a number line. I think I've got to just assume x is positive.
 
Why'd you folks change it?
 
because mods think it's not proper for there to be a humourus quote when the room is on cooldown >_<
 
1:11 AM
Cooldown?
 
He means timeout
 
@AshwinGupta No, you don't.
 
same dif >_>
 
Wait. You folks have been causing trouble?
\o/
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ Salads are pretty funny, to be honest.
 
1:11 AM
@AshwinGupta Well, it should be symmetric over the y-axis, right? Because |-x|=|x|
 
Oh yeah, every single day it seems
 
Wow. I've never been here then. Mind you, now that I think about it, I haven't really been around anywhere on SE the last few weeks
 
@DanTheMan wait lemme think about that. Sorry, I'm horrible at this.
 
@DanTheMan All absolute functions are symmetric over the y-axis. They look like a giant V.
 
@AshwinGupta Suppose c=4,a=2,b=1. Then we have (c-a)/b = 2, and so |x|>2. This is the case if x is greater than 2, OR if x is less than -2.
 
1:13 AM
@DLosc oh okay
I get it.
 
What exactly are you trying to graph?
 
Petition to bring back the room description quote.
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@Zizouz212 on a # line. Not 2d
 
# line?
Oh.
 
1:14 AM
@DLosc hold on I'll take a photo of one of the other problems so u can see
 
@PhiNotPi The countless times you folks have used that against me... Oh well, sure!
 
@PhiNotPi Or we could get a now quote.
 
Hmmm....
 
I propose "Birds of a feather golf together"
Please suggest others.
 
1:16 AM
+1 for bird reference, -1 for bird reference
 
Anywhere here read A Clockwork Orange?
 
ah crap. Its sideways, hold on I'll take a new pic.
 
No need. It's fine like that.
 
@AshwinGupta It's cool. Especially if you do those 2d languages (which everyone does 'round here)
 
@Zizouz212 lol
like that.
 
1:18 AM
What math is dis?
 
@Zizouz212 algb2/trig h. Only a freshmen so I don't know any advanced stuff. Only basic crap like this
 
@DJMcMayhem I present... Message 32323232
 
@PhiNotPi It's not like you're biased or anything...
 
@AshwinGupta Oh dear. Don't ask me! :P
 
lol thats what all adults say.
 
1:19 AM
Wait. Grade 9?
 
yeah
 
I... Um... Feel really stupid.
 
@KazWolfe :O
 
@Zizouz212 y?
 
Something is happening. I had the nerve to drop calculus for art, and I joined the biology club -_-
What is wrong with me?
 
1:20 AM
@El'endiaStarman I don't actually care what quote it is though, I think any quote is better than none.
 
@Zizouz212 nothing. Art is cool. I'm bad at it, but its still cool.
 
@PhiNotPi No. I think that Chatiquette is more important these days
(sadly)
 
@AshwinGupta That's the thing. I'm crazy bad at it - I can't draw at all
@quartata Both?
 
@Zizouz212 Soft science pleb
 
@Zizouz212 lol. Same. But I guess thats how you get better: take a class
 
1:21 AM
@Zizouz212 They won't fit
 
@quartata Then we should get a new quote.
 
"Don't do stars kids"
 
@AshwinGupta Either I took it to get better, or since I had friends in that class... Probably a bit of both
 
@PhiNotPi I think one reason the quote was taken off was to leave more room for the star board.
 
@Zizouz212 yeah, thats pretty much me.
 
1:22 AM
"Don't tick off the mods. They'll remove this quote."
9
:P
 
Ok anyways, I better go and finish this page.
Thanks for all the help
 
Wait. So this is Grade 9 math?
(I'm in Grade 12 btw)
 
@Zizouz212 nah, its grade 11 math usually
My middle school let us take algb/geo during 7/8 grades
 
Oh wait. It's an inequality! (it is, right?)
 
yeah xD
 
1:23 AM
@AshwinGupta do you still need help?
 
Are we talking about the absolute value inequalities? I feel like inequalities are taught multiple times across many grade levels.
 
Wow. I feel really stupid :P
 
@ConorO'Brien thanks for the offer. I think I've got it now.
 
@PhiNotPi yeah they are. We learned them in algb 1 and geo also.
Ok cya guys, I need to study!
 
1:25 AM
@PhiNotPi yeah, can confirm.
 
Inequalities: (5 > 1)

  ____            __________
 |                \   0  |  \
 ----\             \     |   |
     |             /     |   |
 ____/            /______|__/
Wow. That came out horrible. Is it just me, or when you were younger, did you use packman to figure out inequalities?
 
The sign eats the bigger number?
 
Yep :)
 
No, I used the fact that there's 2 points on one side of > and 1 point on the other.
 
@ConorO'Brien sorry zyabin, found your other sock
 
1:27 AM
I would always draw packman with the sign as the mouth.
socks? OOh...
 
I was fine with remembering that the bigger end is the bigger number, I just couldn't remember the names of the symbols, because "greater than" could be > or < depending on if you read it left or right
 
@Zizouz212 at my school it's 11-12th grade (US)
so 17-18 yo
@Zizouz212 don't bring yours pls (any of the 42)
 
Ah. I'm Grade 12... You folks and your nth grade...
 
lol
@Zizouz212 what age is that?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Oh. Half of the accounts on Open Source (2542 actually) are just my socks.
 
1:29 AM
*half?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ 17-18
 
kk
@Zizouz212 so they seem to be the same, with the number/grade order swapped
 
Yep. :)
 
TBH I don't think inequalities should be 11th grade math at all... more like middle school. The only time in high school inequalities were actually challenging was for "radius of convergence" in calculus.
 
1:30 AM
@quartata maybe drop the "general discussion for"? Just the link?
 
@PhiNotPi On my screen I can already only see 5 items on the starboard (4 if the browser page isn't full screen, and 3 if I show the task bar).
 
Only inequalities I worked with (that I remember recently) was stuff like x^2-5x+3 > 0 and stuff like that.
Basically for any polynomial, and we had to solve. Same for rationals
 
@trichoplax Wow. Tiny screen or giant font?
 
@PhiNotPi I'm taking them in 8th grade right now, but most of the kids in my class don't get it. >_>
 
@trichoplax I see 10 :P
 
1:31 AM
9 for me
 
Mine would have room for 13, maybe 14.
I just have a big blank gap there now.
 
^
it seems to cap at 10ish
 
@Zizouz212 I spent more time than I probably should have to fix this, but... :P
 
It looks beautiful! :D
 
@Zizouz212 *'42
like '86
 
1:33 AM
@Geobits 1366x768. I could fit more in if I switched to portrait mode, but then I'd have to hold my laptop like a book...
 
Actually, that makes me remember. We have 5060 users, but only like 700 of em have actually done something.
 
@Geobits Most-common screen size? I have 1366x768 and I can only see five starred messages right now, and that's with clicking the "show more" option.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Is this the first time you've "seen" (officially speaking) inequalities in school?
 
Oh... common laptop size.
Everyone knows laptops aren't real computers.
 
1:35 AM
Maybe I'll get a real computer one day...
 
i did 'x > y, graph/shade the region' in 5th grade
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Okay, just wondering. I really should be able to remember more about my own education than I actually do.
 
i feel the same about what I learned < 4 grade, in 8th
 
I need to get a laptop... But I can only get a laptop if I have money... And to get money I need a job... And good jobs are difficult to find... Which means to get a job I need to be less picky :/
 
@ConorO'Brien Laptops! Hello!
 
@ConorO'Brien Should've made the other option "Desktops".
But I voted for "Laptops" anyway.
 
oh tru
 
cricket cricket cricket
 
@ConorO'Brien But, laptops are computers!
 
1:45 AM
6 mins ago, by El'endia Starman
@ConorO'Brien Should've made the other option "Desktops".
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Almost all rooms have that.
It shouldn't be dropped
 
@ConorO'Brien You missed out tablets and mobiles.
 
@Zizouz212 get a job at your local goat farm :D
 
1:51 AM
Yay, I'm in GH trending: github.com/trending/unknown
 
Pretty happy about that 4chan exposure huh
 
@mınxomaτ wow, cool! :D
 
Should probably change the default branch though
 
@quartata More like the #2 slot on HN for the last few hours.
 
> :fire: CURRENTLY LOW BANDWIDTH BECAUSE CDN IS ON FIRE :fire:
 
1:52 AM
@mınxomaτ Oh, that would definitely help.
That's where Doorknob's mkcast got all its stars
I should put something good on Github soon
 
@El'endiaStarman Well, it's true.
 
@Downgoat Oh god
 
;_;
@quartata don't waste time putting cheese on Github beacuse no one star ches ;_;
 
@Downgoat 21+ people iirc
 
;_; but no trending
idk where to share
 
1:56 AM
@mınxomaτ Project?
 
i need to make something cool in cheddar
@Zizouz212 turbo/alwsl
 
@Downgoat I actually have something fairly interesting in the works. Hopefully it will come out good
 
@quartata sneak peak? :3
 
And all there is is a readme.md... -_-
 
It's still mostly an idea. I'm planning the pieces out
@Zizouz212 check the other branch
 
1:57 AM
Oh. dev branch
 
Related: has anyone here ever used Lilypond?
 
@quartata btw how is pytek coming?
speaking of pytek i need to make classes for cheddar now brb
@ASCII-only I'll be in cheddar1 c9 if you wanna halp make classes
 

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